#what if i fail [redacted]

[starbuck]

we need to defend a protagonist’s right to suck ass and be boring and do everything wrong

[redactedresearch]

I think Handsome Jack cried so hard he threw up once he really stood and acknowledged Angel's passing

[shokupanda]

me when time moves forward at a steady pace: how the fuck is it more than halfway through july already. this fuckers rapidly sprinting when im not looking huh

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Y'all I been doing Dazai route in eng for the collection event and I'm just.

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE WRITING HERE. DAZAI AND MC ARE OFF THE CHARTS???? I FEEL LIKE I'M IN IKESEN RN HELP

I never want off this tragicomedy this is amazing. Just look at this shit:

There's so much going on here???? I'm in stitches?????

Dazai if you're going to roll with familial obligation PICK ONE ROLE, what is this madness!!!

MC full on out here UNIRONICALLY looking at Charles and going:

MC: I could make him worse twirling hair around her finger

What's even more uproarious to me is Dazai like "I must. Protect MC from his vile eboy clutches." And MC is straight up like "Dazai if you won't tap this then I will have my hot girl summer." Can you tell I love her so much for this I'm sobbing. Girl math queen of "I want what's bad for me"

Charles. Trying to whine his way into a hot night and Dazai's abrupt "Haha, no." Just imagining the delivery of that line straight up made me astral project, Dazai is feeling petty and I'm LIVING

"NotMyName-san." Do I even need to say it. MC dragging his ass and I'm wheeze--

Aight but that last screenshot. I swear to God that's where I lost my veritable shit. I think I've just gotten so used to Comte and Leonardo being so literal of like "oh yeah that f**ker can't keep his hands to himself, give me a second to get rid of him" that I just did not see Dazai's roast coming. And not only how iconic and subtle a jab that is, but the ENDLESS implications????????????

"He seems like someone who can't keep his hands out of the picnic basket." Dazai was COOKING. He said "boy's got no patience, he can't pace a relationship properly." [Note: Dazai can't pace a relationship at all, so uh, pot meet kettle--]. He said "man's going to get to third base on the first date and that is GAUCHE." I love this bit because of how much it gives him away. Dazai out here like "I'm just a silly silly goofy no thoughts guy! Hahaha!" And then the second Charles tries to drag MC around like a rag doll, Dazai comes out like "what is this. menace doing with a nice young woman. I say, young man, cease this horny shitfkery at once!" The man who sat in bed with MC naked after a month's worth of knowing her and does not explain (though in fairness he was trying to be helpful [?]). Can you tell I love him. Osamu "Do As I Say, Not As I Do" Dazai.

Dazai out here like "I just know he's going to ask too much of her, and that could have grievous implications when it comes to being a vampire." As much as it might be a throwaway line, I gotta say I see that amongst his concerns. And tbh I think he means it both in the sense of bloodlust but also in the sense that Charles is a bit wayward with his self-control (not entirely Charles' fault). Dazai out here like "I know this little shit ain't got an ounce of foresight, and I hate this for my best girl." No beef to Charles, but the man lives in the present (in some ways by circumstance) and I can see how he might not be able to have MC's best interests for the future in mind (he's got a lot of healing to do).

Man can you tell I just can't get over the way Dazai flamed him. It's giving:

Also for the record no shade to Charles as an LI, I just think it's hilarious how jealous Dazai is and how that makes him uncharacteristically choose so much violence khafjlsjkshgdfjh

I gotta say if there's one thing that gets my ass so bad when it comes to Comte and Dazai it's how they're so like. "Peace and love on planet earth~"

Charles/Vlad: hi

Comte and Dazai:

Comte and Dazai:

[n3onwraith]

Guys would you believe me if I said my third and hopefully final lesbian awakenings were Tex, South, Carolina, Kimball and Kaikaina from RvB?? 🙏

[the-bluestreak-cat]

HR PERSON ANSWER ME I WASTED A DAY WAITING FOR YOUE CALL

[rachiller]

Okay tw baby reindeer I thought it was gonna be a funny ha ha show about a guy who has to deal with his weird stalker lady like ha ha let’s find the comedy in terrible things. Next thing I know it’s 3am we’re on the last episode and my friend is crying 😀

[jinglejanglemornings]

mira and another thing (and then i'll be done)

i won't say numbers but as a teenager i'd eat like... 1/4 or 1/5 of what i'm eating now (or often just nothing at all) in a day and feel FINE or like floaty and nice and now i eat yknow. still not even close to enough but like 5x what i was eating then and feel like my whole body is going to give out and the one time i've gone a full day without eating as an adult i straight up just fainted and it's like. i feel like i'm bad at having an eating disorder but i'm also bad at recovery just cannot do anything right ever.

[starbuck]

oh right, i was gonna say this, about my lovers:

the reason i want their marriage to fail is because i know that he would never eat her out. that’s the entire reason. i feel like an ideal situation would be that they stay married, but she also has a live-in girlfriend who treats her right. this will not happen, but i can dream.

additionally, in the other case, i KNOW that he gives her at least eight orgasms every night, so i’m not mad about it.

[theorderofthetriad]

the thing that really pisses me off about almost getting diagnosed with adhd but not because the results of the form my mother filled out reporting on what i was like as a child didn't match their diagnostic criteria is that i was supposed to mail them that form two weeks before the appointment but instead i brought in day of because i didn't get around to asking my mother to fill out the form until the last. possible. moment.

why the fuck did my mom's report of me as a child hold more diagnostic weight than the undeniable proof of my abilities at that very moment?

[aeide-thea]

anyway as long as i'm voicing Pet Peeves today it frustrates me when people critique their enemies for things that, if you strip them of the Enemy Flavor, are absolutely equally true of the groups they themselves belong to

[bylertruther]

thought about will listening to the national and promptly died. 10/10 would recommend if u love dying and being dead 👍

[vampirebutterflies]

listen ‘ere boy there is a voice in ur head telling u ur fine and you don’t need to go to therapy tomorrow and that voice is a f u c k i n g liar don’t listen to it boy don’t fuckin’ listen to that rat ass bastard it does NOT have ur best interests at heart

[remythologise]

would love for beloved television shows to not think we have to ‘see’ how things ‘end’ for our heroes. you don’t have to map out their life path for us you just have to wrap up themes and relationships and character arcs in a meaningful way.

[border-collie]

I get pushed out of windows and keep landing on my feet, but I wish life would stop pushing me out if windows

[ronanceisintheair]

I have the hawkins letterman. Now I just need a [redacted] letterman to finish off my cringe fail outfits