#what if you 🫵 wanted to sleep 😴

[roseworth]

crying and throwing up thinking about the moment in arkham knight where bruce finds out jason is tracking him after scarecrow kidnaps him and says “i knew he would come” because !!!!!!!!! oh my god! literally bruce has less than 0 reason to believe jason would follow him at all, let alone save his life but he still believes in him anyways :(!!! he knew that jason would come to save him because he knew jason!!!! and knew that everything that made him robin was still inside him!!!! fuck! after everything that happened bruce still knew jason would come to save him based on literally ONE encounter with him and he was fuxking RIGHT!!!!!! oh my god

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Were you sent ➡️ by someone 👤 who wanted me dead ☠️ did you sleep 💤 with a gun 🔫 underneath our bed 🛏 were you writing ✍️ a book 📕 were you a sleeper😴 cell ⛓️ spy 🕵‍♂️ in fifty 5️⃣0️⃣ years 🗓 will all this be declassified 🗃 and you'll confess 💬 why you did it and I'll say 🗣📢 GOOD RIDDANCE 📢 cause it wasn't ❌️ ~sexy~ 🥵 once it wasn't ❌️ forbidden 🚨 I would've died 😵 for your sins ⛪️ instead I just died 🪦 inside 😞 and you 🫵 DESERVE PRISON 🚔 but you WON'T 🙅‍♂️ get TIME ⏱️ you'll slide 📲 into inboxes 📩 and slip through the bars 🪜 you crashed 💥 my party 🎉 and your rental car 🚗 you said normal girls 👩 were BORING 🥱 but you were gone 🧳 by the morning 🌄 you KICKED 🦵 OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS 💡 BUT YOURE STILL PERFORMING 🎙 and in plain sight 👁 you hid 🫣 but you are 💯 what you did ✔️ and I'll forget 🤯 you but I'll never 🚫 forgive ❤️‍🩹 the ~smallest 🤏 man 🧍‍♂️ who ever lived~ 🫀

[suchagallabitch]

🫵weekly wednesday tag 🫵

omg I (simple old me?) have been bestowed upon the honour of coming up with these questions??? i would like to thank the academy for this most sacred honour 😋

1. if you could switch bodies with anybody for only one hour who would it be and what would you do? I think I gotta say taylor swift OBVI. first off im gonna dropping ME! acoustic version. Then I’m gonna hope lover deluxe is already recorded, drop that. If not i will make sure to text Jack and tell him that we need to record it so that i get it either way 😼. Then I would find out the definite truth of what happened between her and Karlie Kloss. I’d wire myself (as in me- me) a few million dollars, pet the cats and then post something really random on her instagram story. Literally want to make the public go absolutely bananas trying to figure out why taylor posted a random twitter meme. I have a lot of faith to believe this could all happen in an hour but I would try. SO hard.

2. whats your most trivial / dumbest hot take?I don’t think we should still be discovering animals. like what do you mean in the year of our lord 2023 we are STILL finding animals?? no they should all be discovered and if they havent been then i think they should stay undiscovered.

3. if you had to teach a college course what would it be in? I feel like we’re all expecting me to say something Taylor related but honestly I could teach a masterclass on the psychology of Ryan Murphy. I hate that man and i have so much to say about him and his productions

4. season 12 of shameless is suddenly happen and youve been put in charge! what plot point(s) are you gonna make happen? I cant think of anything substantial to actually contribute but i want Carl Gallagher to have a fruity little vape. I also want to see him quit the force and flourish in a new job!

5. who would be your godly parent? (can be any mythology). I’m gonna go with greeks as a Percy Jackson stan. I asked my bsf who is an expert in greek mythology. She said: “you’re a Aphrodite child cuz you’re a hopeless romantic and you appreciate beauty. You’re very particular in how you’re viewed and how everything you produce is viewed (what you write, how your feed looks like, etc.)” - I’m gonna have to agree with her on Aphrodite

6. what’s something you love about yourself? I think i’m so very very funny

7. describe your day in 5 emojis: 😴👁️👩‍💻✈️☕️

8. what shameless character do you think you could beat in a fight? Realistically i think the ONLY person i could beat in a fight is Liam and honest to god im not even sure i could.

9. tell us 2 truths and a lie, we’ll try to guess the lie!

- I’m double jointed

- I sleep on the left side of the bed

- I’ve never had pumpkin pie

10. do you have a pet(s). if so how did they get their name? I do! my son (cat) is named Chidi after the good place!

11. show us a meme (or picture) that captures your essence

self explanatory.

12. whats your typical coffee / tea / beverage order? see i gotta have a special lil drinky drink everyday and i mean my little drinky drinks are free so i am likw 80% gingerbread chai at any given time. Alternatively, an iced chestnut praline latte w/ praline cold foam.

13. use a song to describe the last 5 years of your life?

2019- its nice to have a friend- taylor swift

2020- ribs - lorde

2021- nothing new - taylor swift

2022- first love / late spring- mitski OR orlando- leith ross

2023- true blue - boygenuis OR now that we don’t talk - taylor swift.

Thank you friends thats all i got :)

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[preyduo]

what if YOU 🫵 wanted to have 💤 A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP 😴 but GOD SAID ✝️ "ghostbur still in limbo"

[inspector-alfendi-layton]

After silently reminding the Intern to remain silent and listen, I sharply knock on the door of the bedroom Bill was resting in.

"Hey, it's me. Got some pretty big news from the outside, and I think you'll want to hear it." I call out clearly. My voice was fortunately very recognizable; Strong and higher pitched. It made me sound younger than I actually was, but it made me stand out easily.

I stared at the wrapped Werther's in my hand. 5 left. At this rate, I'm definitely going to have to slow down on eating them.

The effect of this immediately became apparent as my head 🤔 grew 🌿🌱 even more 🔼☁🌫☁ cloudy. The 🌎 entire room 🏠 seemed to shift 💫😵 and melt ☀ together as I 👆 desperately tried 💢 not to ❌ sleep 😴🛌

Admist the mental 🧠👱‍♂️ fog, ☁ I can 👂🔉 suddenly make out 🤔 a voice. 🎶🎤 It must 😮 be Blay! 😌 Finally. 🏁 Having someone 🧍‍♀️ to talk 🦜🎙 to 👉 should keep 🔒 me semi-lucid ✨😧

After taking a hesitant 😬👀 glance at the 🚪 door, (yeah. 🥴 I'm not ❌🙅‍♂️ walking 🚶 that.) I manage to pull 🪢 together 👯‍♂️ a... response, 🤨🫣 of sorts.

Well, 💧 what are you 🫵⏰ waiting for? 🤨 Just get in 🚶💨 here, it's not 🚫 like I can 😵🤕 open ⤵️ the door 🚪 for you. My 👆 voice 🔊🎤 was dripping 💦😏 with ☠️ vitriol, a 😬 byproduct of my 📈 growing 🌲 annoyance 🤬🤬 at the situation 😮‍💨

Hmm... something 🤨 feels 👋 off. I 🇬🇧 can't quite 🤔 put my 👆 finger 😬🔛on it. It must 🎯 be an effect 🥴😵‍💫 of having to be 📈 more conservative 🐘 with the few 😥💦Werther's 🍬🍬🍬 I have left 👈 I need 😠😤 to get out 🏃💨 of here 👇 befowe ⏰😳 things worsen... 😰

[twinknote]

what if You 🫵 wanted to sleep 😴 but your Brain 🧠 said No 👎🚫

[lemongrass77777-moved]

WERE YOU SENT🛩️BY SOMEONE who wanted me DEAD😵did you sleep😴with a gun🔫underneath our bed🛌were you writing✍️ a book📕were you a sleeper cell🗝️ spy🕴️in 5️⃣0️⃣years🗓️will all this be declassified📂and you’ll confess🛐why you did it🗣️AND I’LL SAY GOOD RIDDANCE🙅‍♀️cause it wasn’t🚫sexy💋once it wasn’t forbidden👺I would’ve died🪦for your sins🍷instead i just died inside🫠AND YOU DESERVE PRISON🔐BUT YOU WON’T🚫GET TIME⏰you’ll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars🐍you crashed💥my party and your rental car🚗 you said normal girls were boring🥱but you gone👋by the morning🌅you kicked🦵in the stage lights💡but you’re still performing🎭and in plain sight you hid🥷but you are what you did🫵and I’ll forget⏳you but I’ll never🚫forgive the smallest man who ever lived😶