#what will mr sheep say 😔😔😔

[kookiesandcreams]

THE OFFICE ROMANCE // JJK

Pairing: oc × jjk

Wc: ig less than a thousand? But dunno

Warnings: teasing, femdom, heel pressing? Kinda exhibitionism? Tiddie sucking, handjob, humping.

A/n: it took me 3 months haha. It's half ass edited cause idk no motivation? I hope you guys like it! <3

MASTERLIST

The meeting was boring indeed. But do you know what wasn't boring? Teasing him. Under the table. His composer slipped slowly while you played your little games. It appeared funny to you - how easily you could turn him on. You took pride in it. It made you happy and gave you immense pleasure to know that The Jeon Jungkook, CEO of JJK softwares is at your disposal.

He was boss for the staff, no one knew how he worshipped the floor you walked on. You were extremely intimidated by his aura at first when you joined the company as his personal secretary. Following him around like a docile sheep until one midnight, you found him stroking his cock and whining loudly in his spacious cabinet. Later what shocked you was the continuous chant of your name followed by mommy.

His little secret wasn't a secret anymore. And you, out of all people, weren't the one to let it pass. No, you weren't going milk him for all his money or blackmail him. You were going to do exactly what he wanted you to do. You were going to tease him and dominate him. Use him and his cute little cock to pleasure yourself.

So now, to pass your time and have some fun, you were playing with Jungkook. Your heel clad foot hovering over his inner thigh while he attended an online meeting with some overseas gaming company. The string of notification on your phone diverts your attention.

Mr. Jeon: Y/n, please don't toy with poor guys' feelings 😔

You: what?

You tap on the send icon and press your heel near his crotch. His painful expressions are now visible on his sculpted face. You slyly smirk at him.

"Are you alright, Mr. Jeon?" You fake worry and move to his side, quickly pouring some water for him and bending down enough for your cleavage to peek. He is not dense. He knows for sure that you did it on purpose.

He just presses his lips and tries to brush it off. His boner was prominent in his perfectly stitched suit pants.

"I apologize, Mr. Henry," he bows to them.

You: what a cute little puppy🐶

He groans visibly after reading your suggestive text, his hand rubbing his cock over his clothes. The viens on his neck were protruding by how hard he was trying to conceal his moans.

A few minutes pass by here and there with you teasing him some more and him trying his hard to keep a straight face before he ends the virtual meeting. "Thank you, Mr. Henry," he bowed again to convey his gratitude.

You just sit there with a vicious smirk. He knows you have something in your mind. You get up and walk to him, confident yet graceful. Grabbing him by his collor, you kiss him passionately, all teeth and tongue. You pull him closer by his tie, slightly choking him. Your dominance was a major turn-on for him. He starts moaning. His huge, warm, and callous hands are all over your body, devouring every beautiful inch of you, fondling your boobs and squeezing your thighs.

Poor thing was making attempts to lick in your mouth, but you weren't going to give. Grasping his hair near the neck, you pull him back. "Now baby, who's in charge here?"

"You, mommy," he says rather meekly.

He could manhandle you, toss you around and make you bend the way he wants, but there's something about you that makes him wanna listen to you. Be a good boy for you.

Jungkook gets closer to your tummy and starts sniffing down. You are quick to stop him. Soon you are fumbling with his belt and zip, pulling out his thick cock and spitting a fat glob over it. Stroking him at a constant speed, he is a moaning mess, his ripped body heaving up and down with pleasure.

"Mommy, please?" He begs.

"Please, what babyboy? Tell me, what do you want?"

"Wanna suck on your tiddiee," his pouty lips almost melt your heart. Unbuttoning your office shirt, you pull your bra down and straddle him. Wasting no moment, he wraps his lips around your nipple and starts sucking on it.

You throw your head back in pleasure. He is messy, sucking ferociously, as if he expects something to come out of it. Maybe he expects that, who knows. Just when you pull him back by his hair, you hear a confident knock on the door.

"Oh fuck!" You both exhale, sweaty and horny.

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Note

     Nebarra respects her persistence, but he'll never admit it.

     An exhausted groan escapes upon the animal's fall. He could hear the pitter-patter of the storm louder than the wolf's snarling, in fact, it's the only thing he hears with the heavy droplets drumming on his helmet; an expensive piece bearing the glorious and intricate design of the Aldmeri eagle—not so glorious under this weather now. This disadvantage would not yield him any consequences, however, as he steps inside the cave just in time to see the rest of the pack annihilated with a well placed lightning rune. Lifting his feet through mud and leaves, Nebarra sludges with great annoyance to check on the foolish bosmer that hired him.

     With a hair that begrudgingly reminds him of Auridon's blossoms, it doesn't take much to spot her; noisy little creature that she is. "This is the fourth cave we've gone back to. Either you're desperate or you don't know where you're going." In which case, he also doesn't know where he's going. His job is to look out for her, carry some things, stay out of trouble; navigation and destination was hers—what in Auri-el's name is she doing anyway? Nebarra can't help but turn his helmet in her direction and wonder what the great and mighty artificer is digging around dirt for. "Hey thunderbug, it's already raining." He flatly delivers in vain, scoffing shortly after when he's left with no response.

     "I got it!" A gleeful shout suddenly pipes out of her, simulating the sounds of a whole dish cabinet jogging towards him at the entrance with that bag of wine they stole and all sorts of tinkering tools around her waist. "I got it." She grins, her absurdly big, round, and cumbersome goggles shielding the upper half of her face from the rain. In her grasp is a dirt-stained slightly damp paper; some important notes for another one of her tinkering projects maybe.

     "I'm standing here, my under armor soaked, boots muddied beyond recognition, hours away from the comforts of a warm and cozy inn, and I find out it's all for a stupid paper." He's going to kill her, Auri-el forgive him, he's going to wrap his hands around her neck right now—

     "It's not stupid." She extends it with casual confidence, the grin fading into a small smile as she lifts the goggles with her free hand to look at him. "You were trying to write it again, right?" She tells him in an understanding tone he's never heard from her before.

     Nebarra knows what she meant, what that paper was, its contents—or lack thereof. He was already unfolding it before he can even refuse. And so he stares at it. And stares some more. Seeing what-ifs and images of the past instead of letters and words for…

     It doesn't matter.

     "Well?" The artificer dusts off her garb, brandishing a proud look from achieving her good deeds for the day.

     "Well, you're a lot stupider than you let on." Nebarra crumples the parchment and throws it out on the rain—

     —which his companion rushes after like the salvation of mortalkind depended on it. "Nooo, don't throw it away!" She scrambles in search of the item.

     He grabs her by the bag and pulls her up. "Enough. We've wasted enough time."

     "I would've liked people to know—" She argued. "If there's anyone left that knew me before, I would've liked that they got closure."

     She's never pushed this much before, it's both upsetting and surprising for the already annoyed high elf. Once again, she hands out the crumpled thing, shielding it the best she can, and in the period they're traveling together, it never occured to Nebarra how there's actually some fight sparkling in those mint green eyes of hers.

    He takes the parchment, and in one exasperated sigh, tears it apart, for good this time. If she's learned anything at all since they met, then she would understand by now, there's no way he's admitting it.

     "Not today." He shakes his head, both in triumph and delight over the protests that followed, feeling a little thankful of the noisy rain saving him from her prattling. Nebarra brings a hand atop her head, dragging the goggles down to get her attention. "Want to take a break and hide someplace dry?" And as soon as he finishes, hers was a face of utter shock and disbelief, even under the strange headgear, as if she just heard him speak in an entirely different language. He thinks she's mouthing "What" but who cares—not him, that's for sure—until the initial confoundment turns into a wide mischievous grin spelling trouble for him. Nebarra's already used to this, might as well snatch her bag since he needs something to pass the time—

     "Aww Nebs—"

     "It's the wine. Shut up weirdo."

     Oh she knows he'll never admit it.

[phantom-of-notre-dame]

NEW

My live reaction to the West End production of The Grinning Man: Apeshit Edition (Act 1)

I wrote everything down first so here’s a wild ride

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Ah, Julian

Less flamboyant than Bristol

"Lon Don. Yes Lon Don"

Trafalgar Fair? Ew

We get it, you gotta make references to places

Don't like the speed

Low note!

Violin?

Baaa-kilphedro

Snake rattle!

Yes, draw that note out

0-100 real quick

Too rigid

Ooooh, the "Did you think a change of king" theme during Angelica's intro

Laughing at Barkilphedro?

Oh, it's not Sean as King Clarence

What happened to the "oooo"s during "look at my unhappy children"? They sound like sheep

HATE the new lyrics

EWAN BLACK

WHERE? IS THE PICKLED HORSE???

I didn't think it was possible for David to be More Twink than before

Egyptian lavender? How do you know where it's from, Mr. Organ Grinder?

Why Osric yelling?

Why Barkil yelling???

I CANNOT hear Barkil's laughter

Still hate the speed

"This pissing song" is a phrase I hate

RATING: 3/10 (damn can't believe I did that)

Give Me Back My Mother

Mr. Maskell, I was not prepared for that vibrato with how nasally it sounded?

Hate the speed

Woah, Lady Trelaw admitting to her son that she's gonna die? Don't like that

Why is that beat happening?

Grinpayne breaking into a sob "I promise you my mothe-" 😟

RATING: Initially 4/10, but the ending made it 6/10

Hymn of the Hanged Man

The gradual speed-up freaks me out

But that creepy breath thing to show Hazlitt "coming back to life" is nice

Ewan's tone is different

Louis sounded a little freaked out at "Uhh" you're dead." Nice

Also "Uhh you're dead." Nice.

Why is the piano still going so fast???

Who is panting? Hazlitt? Sir, why?

"The cause that I fought for refuses to die" okay, not mad at it

It's a banger, but it shouldn't be

"Fight for the cause that your little needs" N I C E

That was such an aggressive "FIGHT"

"There's blood in my nightmares" Bro the rhythm doesn't fit with those lyrics

Hate the next two lines

"But I know that I don't want to die" Nice

Hazlitt, stop being so aggro.

Okay, I love the vow to remember his mother and to protect the baby, but as a transition to "By the laws of every land" it's gross

Hate the speed

Also, is this in a different key? Or is Louis doing something weird with his voice

"Help us!" That's good shit it sounds so strained I love it

Get the fuck out of here with that pre-recorded wolf howl shit ew

Mojo has TWO (2) actors. Why can't they do it?

RATING: 5/10

Stars in the Sky

Ah, Sean. Good to hear you properly, man.

The guitar? Gives off a vibe I don't hate

Wait, is it a guitar? Or is it a harp?

The way Louis says "Father?" is so strained it's gut-wrenching

It is not a guitar. Still does not answer questions

"Am I dreaming?" BOY I CRY

Grin, you're a little *too* coherent

A FLUTE! My home!

RATING: 7/10 I genuinely want to give it more but it doesn't deserve it

Beauty and the Beast

DRAMATIC BEAST NOISES

Why does Grinpayne make the Beast sound like an old man???

That final "bleh" was so abrupt Mr. Maskell P l e a s e

Sanne sounds heartbroken I know we talk about Theatre Kid Grinpayne, but...

Theatre Kid DEA

"Kiss him" "Oh yes" BOY I DIE

MWAH mwah mwah mwah mwahmwahmwah ~~~

His emphasis on Lord oh my GOOOD

No "Dance with me" 😔

Why are they making surprise noises? At this point they're flying are they reacting to that?

Grinpayne scared of heights? My heart.

"Never did I dream that you would save me from despair" Louis why are you singing it so Dramatically?

Okay it's tender again

Louis and Sanne... sound like they have a similar range? Like they're singing same note same octave?

They're overpowering each other at different moments. Mostly Sanne (sorry, bb)

I'm sorry the Great Bell of WHAT? I don't speak British.

Also, they cut out my favorite bit!

The "Is your love a kind of healing?/ Your kiss of life has..."

RATING: 6/10 (It was 7, but the Bell had to ruin it)

Something's Going to Change

Since this song wasn't in Bristol, I have no idea what to expect

The intro kinda gives me "Why We Build the Wall" vibes?

"What do you dream of, Dea?" My HEART

"A father who loved me" Loved? Past tense? Bitch!

I just realized Grinpayne never said Mojo's name in Bristol. I'm glad he does it here.

An ocean boiling with foam? What the fuck?

Yeah, this doesn't need to be a song

The overlap is MESSY -- let this be a regular scene

RATING: 4/10

I've Never Seen a Face Like This

Okay it really should be "I Have Never" contractions make it weird

Why do I hate this David's voice? It's Too Posh and Not Posh Enough at the same time

Also, he SAYS "I Have Never Seen " why did they do the title Like That

JosiANAr~~~

A little more musical than Stuart Neall, less dramatic

The way he says "This man has changed my world" is... Off. Rhythmically it's off the way he says "my world" specifically

What is that string instrument doing? I'm assuming it's a violin when he says "an angel with the mutilated cheek" ; it's a screechy thing

It's a cool effect if this were a podcast

That laugh David, good God

"Oh really?" B R O

"Like this?" Like what?

Screechy thing again

"H-o-o-o-ooorn" Josiana, queen!

"All right, tell me" considering how deep your voice went, Josiana, I'd say you're trying to seduce him

"More ugly and erotic than a visit TO THE ZOO" Jesus Christ, David

Unrelated, but I think we deserve to have the Erotic Breakfast Dance in a TGM cast album

I love Amanda Wilkin

"Starts ScReAmInG-ng in the pit of your soul" Don't like the pit addition

"Through your MoWtH"

"And you're utterly... l o s t"

It speeds up weird, very rigid

"That's why I'm jumping up and down and screaming HAĻŁEĹUJÂH" bro

Don't mind the new lyrics

I. Have. Ne. Ver. ~~Smiled~~

Since it's a live recording, I get to hear the audience go ham

RATING: 8/10

Born Broken

Oh, boy here we go

I love this song, So Sean, Louis, and Sanne better not FUCK IT UP

Oh don't like subtle lyric changes

Why'd she draw out "Disharmony"? I don't Like It

Stop changing the lyrics! The Bristol ones were perfectly fine!

Sanne's a little pitchy? Sorry, bb

Okay, thank you for not having Ursus say "Bury your pain/Start life again" 3 times in a row

Also, is that a theremin? It sounds too fake to be a theremin, but idk

Hate the speed

The "Laughter is the Best Medicine" theme with the cymbals is PEAK CHAOS

"No! Not ToDaY! Today I will ShOw them the pain of my *NOT* 👏 knowing" Louis what are you doing?

He sounds like a petulant child; it's so goddamn funny

Also, Josiana, David, and Barkil *just* showed up oh my gooood

"Barkilphedro, get down! I can't see" Josiana just step on him

The way David says "get ready to shit kittens"

RATING: 6/10

I am the Freak Show

Too Musical, Louis

"I'm the stuuuuff..."

It's so quiet

"I'm the shadow who walks in the night" where's the pizzazz? Did Dea replace you as the Resident Theatre Kid?

I miss Bristol's "and I strrrip all the stars in the sky" 😔

Okay, the "Who am I?" was Theatre Kid Grinpayne adequate

"I'm the source *oF yOuR fEaRs* I cannot articulate it through text but he sounds like a gremlin

"I'm the whisper of doubt in your ears" then why ain't you whispering?

WIPE The tears you cry!

yOuR PiTy...

Mr. Maskell, what are you doing???

The "I am the Freak Show" is so rigid and aggressive, Jesus

Oh he is straight up Not Having a Good Time Right Now

Hate the speed

fUUUUUCK MEEEEEeeee

Josiana ma'am I'm begging you

Who is applauding right now? The real audience? If so, why?

"It's even better than the last time" David you sound like a proud parent, what the hell?

It. Cannot... BEEEEE

Barkilphedro, why did you go up at least 1.5 octaves there???

He shattered a mirror asdfjkl

RATING: 7/10 (was 6; Josiana & Barkilphedro brought it up)

Brand New World of Feeling

So I've listened to this before, but I'll give it a solid review

This scene should be called "Josiana's Letter" but that's just me

Very rigid

Amanda Wilkin send tweet

With a. sshhiver of paIN

Not a big fan of Grinpayne's new lyrics

That honkytonk! I love it!

I can't really understand Josiana's new lyrics but I don't like them

Like the Cut. Of. A Kniiifeee^uh

It's a Banger! Groove with me, babey!

You're what at the riverbank? My hearing comprehension is piss poor, apparently

Very "Pharaoh's Song" from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat vibes

RATING: 7/10

A Scar is Born!

Why is the exclamation point there?

Oh Sanne's "Grinpayne"s are heartbreaking

"Something is scorching the air 'round my head" Bro you don't get to sing that; it does not sound right

I miss the Bristol harmonies

Osric what happened to your voice?

ooo-ee-YOU-ee (I do not know how to describe that sound)

I'm Law-ghing like St. Frahncis

Hate the speed

"I've got a funny feeling in my hand/ it's feeling kind of freer like a brain that's been trepanned" hate this

Based on this and the Egyptian lavender bit, I think Osric was a nobleman's son who ran away to join the circus

Whatever the fuck happened here, I cannot describe it (1:05-1:08)

Grinpayne your lines are stupid

Still miss the Bristol harmonies

Hate the new lyrics

Hate that ending

RATING: 3/10