#what's airi thinking? ⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍓ɞ˚‧｡⋆

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haven't seen anyone do this yet so...

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LMAOO I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THIS THIS IS HILARIOUS

CRYING at Galinda performing the most flamboyant like...tropical bird mating dance the world has ever seen

Meanwhile poor Elphaba, who has never experienced flirting with ANYONE before, let alone the world's most flamboyant closeted lesbian tropical bird, has no idea what the hell she's looking at and is just like ??????

Still, points for at least attempting to match Galinda's freak

Truly the most magnificent sapphic fail-flirt scene of all time.

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look, I hate Madame Morrible as much as the next Animal rights activist/and or Gelphie truther...but have you considered the fact that she is incredibly hot.

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there’s something about seeing fanart of Cynthia’s Elphie being taller than Ariana’s Glinda that just feels so…wrong. Like….call me crazy, but them having the same height is one of the things that separates them from other Elphies and Glindas.

The direct, intense eye contact. The ability to be able to kiss without having to lean down or stand up on tiptoes. Being able to press their foreheads together by just moving a little forward. It’s just so….them.

Am I losing my mind??

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I don't know how exactly it would happen, but if the Wizard™️ wasn't a complete fraud and the girls stayed with him, Elphaba would somehow end up becoming Glinda's trophy wife even though she does all the work like—

"LOOK, IT'S GLINDA!!"

*excited Munchkin cheers*

"....AND HER WIFE ELPHABA!"

*confused Munchkin cheers with background whispers of, "who's she again?" "oh the awkward one Glinda the Good married— heard she's giving Animals rights and bringing down tax rates or something" "Huh... Anyway-" More excited cheers for Glinda*

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this is so real though

there's no way this hasn't been done yet but come on, she is the epitome of this tweet

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Elphaba definitely takes Glinda’s last name because she hates her bitchass father and because “Galinda Upland of the Upper Uplands” has had enough of changing her name for one lifetime

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real footage of me watching everyone in the AAA fandom use 'older woman' and/or 'older witch' to describe Agatha during her interactions with Rio in canon universe Agathario fics like Rio isn't literal Death and as old as the universe itself while Agatha is a mere 352 years compared to her and hence younger than her (thus not being the 'older woman' between the two of them):

#medialiteracyisDEAD

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why are so many baby wicked fans so pressed about Gelphie man, it's literally just a soft silly doomed gay ship with a lot of subtext to support it and not to mention, the most popular ship in the wicked fandom??

me shipping my doomed lesbians is not going to make your canon ship any less canon, I promise bby 😭🙏🏼

amazing art by @/jungle_puppy on twitter !!

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doomed yuri angst is consistent on my cellular device since AAA came out

Horrendous violence on my cellular device every day since the movie dropped.

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GELPHIE IS TRENDING AGAIN SQUADRON !!

OUR FAV PINKGREEN-MEANLESBIAN OBLIVIOUSBISEXUAL-LOSERPOPULARGIRL-DOOMEDYURI COUPLE STAYS WINNING (NOT REALLY, BUT STILL!)

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wow, thanks ! that's absolutely devastating ! I'm going to go learn how to tie a noose now 🩷🩷

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I'm sorry, I will never get over Melissa telling Shauna that 'Jackie kinda treated you like shit'.

Girl. The same Jackie who gave Shauna her necklace to protect her?

The same Jackie who backed off every time Shauna actually bothered to set boundaries with her?

The same Jackie who literally had to quote Beaches because she couldn't find it in herself to be mean or show resentment towards Shauna?

The same Jackie who was literally living for Shauna because she believed she needed her despite having severe depression and who then died because she believed Shauna didn't need or want her anymore?

The same Jackie who, even in Shauna's dreams, asks her why she never told her that she doesn't like being called Shipman instead of retorting back because even Shauna knows deep down that Jackie was just that kind of person?

I get you want to hit (don't we all) but be so serious right now.

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lesbians can't even break up normally, they do viscerally gay shit like this

AGATHA ALL ALONG 1x01, "Seekest Thou the Road"

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found this on Pinterest and had to share with the class lmaoo 😭😭

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Elphaba is either 5 apples tall and fuelled by rage and misery (which turns both Glinda and Fiyero on, but they won’t admit it to her face) or she’s absolutely gargantuan and taller than both Fiyero and Glinda (but they can both pick her up because she’s built like a string bean), still fuelled by rage and misery and no other headcannon is correct.