"Will you read one of your books to me, miss Elphaba?
One of those terribly boring ones?"
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Random headcannon:
HEAR ME OUT
ELPHABA’S TALLER
BUT GLINDA CAN PICK HER UP.
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"Glinda swooned at the same moment. Elphaba thrust out strong arms and scooped Glinda in mid collapse." — Wicked (1995)
I'M THEIR DAUGHTERRRR
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Galinda: I’m sorry boys, but I’m simply not interested in either of you. I’m in love with Elphaba.
Boq: …oh…ok.😔
Fiyero: that’s fine, I guess.
Galinda: I have a solution. Why don’t you just go out with each other?
Boq: wait what??? I… HIM?!
Fiyero: why would I date Boq?
Galinda: well, you have a lot in common.
Fiyero: what could we possibly have in common?
Galinda: well, you’re both really obsessed with [insert incredibly nerdy movie here].
Boq: *looks up at him* you like [movie]?
Fiyero, confused: yeah, I love it…
Boq: so do I!!! Do you remember when…?!
Fiyero: YEAH AND THEN SHE…!
*proceeds to excitedly rant about their shared hyperfixation*
Boq: I mean… maybe Galinda’s right… maybe we could… watch it together…? I mean just as friends!!! Not in a gay way!!!
Fiyero: I'll pick you up at 6:00?
Boq: okay, great! It's a date! NO WAIT-
*proceeds to go on a date*
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Why is wicked not a lesbian love story? It is such a shame. We were robbed.
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