#whb rant

[reapreapboi-blog]

NAAAAAAAAHHHHH tell me why he did us dirty like that???

I know MC/Ra-On gets a bad rep for being a dumbass bitch in the fandom but I know my happy ass would fall for this shit and say "hoooray! :3333" with ZERO hasitation

I just wanted to feel cute and this is how you treat me? I shall never trust a man again

[jazeswhbhaven]

AND HERE Y'ALL GO ALREADY (when I say 'y'all I mean like only certain people btw)

MC's legs do not look like a man's legs? You literally cannot tell the gender just by the legs? If y'all remember the attacker card designs, the legs don't look either female or male either?

Why does everyone assume that women can't have thick, muscular legs with a nice toned booty? Why does everyone think men only have that?

ANYWAY

I hope they don't change the card and keep it the way it is....I saved the original post's image just in case but they better keep it.

[roxanne193018]

I know what gift would fit Lucifer!!

A sleepover with plushies of his angel brother!! Either Lucifer will be yapping about his brothers, or Marcy will yap about her Raphie.

Would be even funnier if both of them turned out to have collections of angels’ merch hidden somewhere..

Like:

Luci: “have you gotten this yet? The low rank angels just made this figure of Michael the other day…”

Marcy: “No way, I want that! Raphael just dropped his plushies on my head today. I’ll trade one plushie for this. But just ONE! I gotta keep the other plushies”

Luci: “ONE plushie, and one set of stickers.”

Marcy: “… fine. Valid point. I would ask more for that too.”

Then they traded it like cocaine traders on Earth-

[hellish-acts]

Does anyone find WHB slowly getting repetitive and dull?

Like everyday you log on, do your dailies, weeklies,…Complete tasks on the Nightmare Pass that day.

And if you have enough resources, you gamble.

Like it’s so repetitive. And dull and it gets boring.

There’s no event but even if there is, it doesn’t help much.

I need this company to get their shit together and improve their game. Like add more game modes! Do something that helps the game more enjoyable and not feel like dull chores you have to do because you’re forced to.

Maybe improve the quality of your game, don’t be lazy and make more sprites! Instead of reusing sprites.

Get yo shit together Prettybusy. People playing your game doesn’t mean they enjoy it.

[blacksheepoftheclass]

I hate him so much . I wish someone would kick him right in his nuts.

[livelaughlovesubs]

[cringe6fail6star6]

Do u think Lucifer knows about human organs? Specifically that u can just put all of them inside n not bother finding their proper place, i mean. Was there ever a scenario where he had to put someone's intestines back without magic (or with magic) n the person was just like:

Human: just throw it all together, it'll figure itself out.

How horrified he was? At this point, what's other devils from Paradise Lost opinions on weird organs?

How different organs in devils? Do they have different blood types? Are they the same blood types humans have? If yes can they exchange it between each other becoming a donors for each specie? If no what consequences would of still exchanging it between specie? Who will die faster from bleeding out? I'm rambling but what are the chances devils intestine is shorter than humans?

What I'd their bones different from humans, arranged slightly differently? Humans have their skulls fused together I one piece by old age, or generally fuse with age. At what point devils skull fuses itself into one solid bone bc I am 100% sure none of these bitches never broke their bones, n specifically skull. Is horn placement hereditary? Was there any horn types that are now lost bc of circumstances? Is there horn surgeries, bc clearly they can be filed n they regrow every 10 years or so. Is horn surgery used for trends?

How their horns work. From inside. They clearly have receptors inside them, but they're also clearly bone or bone adjacent. But they also squirt cum?? From the top? If u file ur horn can u see the hole out of which cum spurts out? Do their horns grow indefinitely or they have set size they can grow bigger than? If they grow indefinitely, handling horns is each devils own responsibility BECAUSE their horns that sensitive. If they have set size they can't outgrow, can devils predict when their own horns will stop grow if they got adopted and idk their original parents? Does growing them feels itchy or they may not even notice? Is there r any way to style horns like styling trees by putting them in tight knots tied to poles for cool shapes? If so what r the most popular shapes to mold ur horns into? Most definitely the answer is no bc again, horns r like secondary sexual organ n who would just do that to themselves?

But it was implied in Dantalions words that the smaller horns, devils tend to assume devils with short horns r weaker. Where did that myth came from? Who started it? Is that bc baby devils have small horns so, assuming that, anyone with short horns is weak? Damn probably yes.

I have so many questions to that blue haired centaur now. What the fuxk??

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

The way I'm genuinely scared that the L cards with the nobles will be behind the nightmare pass. They trully named it appropriatly, because it's a fucking nightmare for any f2p players.

At least with Solomon seals you can get very fucking lucky and get the character you want without having to pay. With the nightmare pass you have to pay and do a lot of chores to maybe get the character you want.

For me, to even consider paying to get the character I need to be 100% that I'll get it. Like in the pancake shop. I would rather pay 5 dollars for an L character knowing full well that I'll get it than maybe posibly getting the character.

"But, Luceafarul, the rewards you get outside the card in the nightmare pass are worth the money" no the fuck they're not. They are curancies in a phone game, they have no value. At least for the card you get excited and you have a little story attached. What the fuck do you gain by getting Solomon tears? It's just a number going up.

Fuck PrettyBusy! Fuck Gatcha Games! This is my railstation now!

[orangeblossomfan]

Spoilers for new Event

I haven't seen anyone talk about this yet but-

Trigger warning: Grooming?

Certified lover boy CERTIFIED PEDO-

Okay, on a serious note, does anyone think its a bit weird they would add this? Like old Bimit raised Mammon, he was even a guardian figured, so it made me a bit uncomfortable for him to get off of the idea of an adult Mammon. Head he's an adult, but you last saw him when he was a little kid with a rould face. I just wanted to know if anyone else found this weird...Of course imma still play the game but it made me feel weird.

[doomedloversenjoyer]

Plot hole maybe..

(Sorry for bad grammar english is not my first language)

A bit of spoiler to the paradise lost event and the satan and sitri event, i know it's been a long time since the event something just hit me right now

when satan meet lucifer in paradise lost all his nobles is with him right,including sitri.

But in the satan and sitri event sitri is not satan noble yet but lucifer is there?

Like im probably having to much hope for prettybussy to have consistent lore but maybe im remembering wrong?

If anyone remember the two stars event clearly please correct me, and if i misspell something dont mind it i make this at 2 am cause post sugar high.

[ghostiegirl56]

What in hell is bad could've been so good, if it wasn't about sex.

Think about it, it has mystery (what happened to God), action (kidnapping, the literal war happening), Trauma, revenge (mcs parents).

THE ANGST!!

Like you cut out the sex and it's an amazing story. Worst part is YOU CAN SEE IT! In all the events (even the ones with mc) the characters interact and grow with each other like in Sitri and Amy's event.

Like as the story progresses characters could notice things about mc and start fighting harder so that mc can go back to how they were before going to hell.

Like Satan slowly seeing mcs desire for revenge fizzles out as it seems more and more hopeless.

Imagine Mammon loving the amount of greed mc has when arriving but now after all the angel attacks the only thing mc wants is to live.

The only sex thing that I think could be kept (but also changed) is need human and demon energy to survive. Though this is a little icky it keeps the mc connected to earth and to their home. Maybe if energy was like a magic thing, or a life force thing (life force would add higher stakes and make Minyuek's contribution an even bigger show of devotion).

You could probably remove the need for demon energy but it could give dramatic fainting in the middle of battle if they forget to give it so eh keep it.

[allhailmeandmy]

I really don't wanna complain , nor am I the type that does, but I'll rant , cuz even I am getting frustrated now

So, under for complaining, I apologise

It's so frustrating that the one thing they get consistent is BP, making different choices to change for the worst

You need how much for Solomon seals to get a card guaranteed? 2400 seals?

How about red keys? Cuz you'll get a gold, just not the card ur pulling for nor the artifact, for example , I've been trying for beelzebubs attacker artifact since it was put on the banner, the card is maxed no artifact, I stopped trying back when red keys were still in pancake store, and the remaining I had left I used on Lucifer, I got 3-4 repeats, non for lucifer nor his artifact, or even the new leviathan card, 3 of those repeats being those for pancake store since most are repeats

The red keys in the pancake store will be the fall of it sooner or later, cuz now there's only exchange for gems, panty game, or buy them. And the issue with these is, for f2p, the only thing you get is panty game, 1 red key per day, so u might get a 10 pull once a month.... how generous

Red gems wise, the exchange is not worth it till u have over 4k gems, and u don't get those often either, I'll try to have a look and keep track of the gems to see how much you get per week

There's event exchange, but those don't even give you a 10 pull so, plus events ( not bp) happen like once per 2 months maybe

So how tf are people supposed to get any?

I play and have played over 10 different gatchas, from every ikemen game, obey me ( both og and nb, both since release), genshin ( star rail for a short bit), wuthering waves, cookierun, pokemon masters, nu carnival, arcana twilight, and probably more that I don't remember, and the ones I stayed for have 1 thing in common, that being events and better ways of earning pulls.

Obey me wise, even if u don't get any new cards you will get a 10 pull from completing the first slide of rewards if you're an active player, if you're lucky with pulls you'll get 20 or more depending on what type of event it is ( 1 is regular events other is gatcha event rewards) , and the store from ravens, you get as much as u get ravens from og obey me, while nb gives u 10 pull from the store per month, not as good, but personally from the pulls u get from the events you don't notice unless you're on a loosing streak , in my personal opinion some might feel different its OK, plus u get flash sales and level up sales for pulls, so many opportunities

Cookierun, as someone who played since sonic collab, I've not had issues for pulls, you get many gems and pulls from events, daily activities like guilds, raids and others, plus they don't really do reruns but new characters , recently they did group reruns for certain cookies, but consistently I had 30k saved up in case of new cookies from daily activities

Can't believe whb is making me talk well of genshin... but even genshin is more generous if ur an active player, u need 160 for a pull, daily activity alone gives 60, but they get events consistently, as a player of over a year I get 6k promo per month, and I kept track for 15 months on traveler's diary, as well as 5 pulls on the monthly store, and as much as u get from masterless startglitter u get from repeats

And nu carnival... from same collab company they had for whb since they're on erolabs, they too have a monthly store for 10, and more events, tho the rates could be better, they at least have some consistency

So what does whb lack? Events, consistency, and store exchange. Not many events and when they're there they last a month, and what u get leaves much to be desired, you don't get much info about when and what till it happens or they have a post a week before about it, store exchange gems wise is really expensive even the new one they added, and other currencies don't give u red keys or give barely any, wow 1 key! So nice!

And then there's the "they're a small company" so? Giving red keys in store doesn't cost them. If anything, it'd make people more likely to buy things, because at least u get something even if you're loosing, so it doesn't feel as that big a loss as it could be. I understand that it'd probably cost em to make more events and make em consistent, so they'd have to write writers, but! But but but! They don't have to make big lore events everytime! They could make shorter more light hearted events! Like.... nu carnival or obey me, mc and nobles and kings having mindless fun, like idk? Beach event, they go to a beach and interact, just a fun little filler while waiting for other things grander things to be in works in the meantime, they don't have to make new cards, or new sprites, they could but they don't have to yk? Just something smaller where u see how characters interact and have fun with u

Pb could also do something like welking or obey me vip, 5 dollar a month for red gems every day for a whole month or anything they'd decide on giving, or the vip where they could give per month perks, like discounts on deals, vip deals, per month gems, early sneak peaks. Yk?

Like I'm comparing, cuz I've been playing all those for so long, I mean 5 years in obey me? Why do u think that is? And I've been supporting pb for a while, I was there for love unholyc since the year it came out, preregistered for dokidoki, preregistered for whb and waited for updates despite the delays, I want them to succeed I want well for pb, for that they need to change for better. The rating on play store is 3 stars for a reason, people are leaving for a reason, people aren't willing to give the game a try for a reason. They need to look at the competitions and compare and see what works and what doesn't, and even the panty game changed for worse ( my opinion as someone who played it every day) but I didn't complain since no one else did so I didn't wanna be a spoil sport for anyone, but they gave more, but once more they decided to change the rate to be lower with gold panties , and gave gold, who tf is low on golf?

Not to mention pies... 60 pies on 1 lvl up skill, and u get the pies on the pancake excha- oh right

That all to say, that's just how I feel personally, you can disagree that's fine, but I complain as a fan, and someone who wants better for the game, I'm still here for a reason, I started to post here for a reason despite never posting my own stuff online, I do love the game, but the devs don't, at least it doesn't feel like they do

Also how u have to buy both bp's for a card is really scummy in my opinion, as someone who considered it for juno card, 40 plus 10 for a card? Y not make it 1 payment not 2? Definitely made me not want it immediately but that's just me ig

Feel free to add on, I'm not trying to start a discourse or an argument, I just want change for better

[jazeswhbhaven]

okay ya'll don't have to agree with me on this and I expect it, but I find it personally annoying that this new content that includes more background on their personality and lore for the seraphim is only available if you obtain multiple evolutions of their limited cards. that's pretty much something us budget/f2p folks are never gonna get unless someone tells us about it and with how PB is being about content being shared lately it's slowed down like a lot.

i like having lore for fic writing sake because i'll be damned if someone comes in my mentions yellin at me about "canon" and accuracy" when I-

don't.

have.

access.

to.

it.

It's silly to even bitch about, but that's what rubs me the wrong way is being corrected when I didn't have the information to begin with. I will accept being reminded and corrected if it's information I knew and forgot or if someone wants me to clarify why I wrote something and didn't label it OOC or non-canon.

that's all honestly.

[roxanne193018]

My 2nd whb MC bc apparently I put different names for ios ver and erolabs ver. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Marcy’s lore is simple, based on Ra-on but of course, more logical and smarter. She’s a finance major.

Amber, has more interesting lore. She’s not much of a talker, but she’s straightforward. most likely if you ask Ppyong to translate her thoughts, it’d be cuss word for Leviathan (I have beef with him so she has to, as my daughter)

She’s a healer, but is more of a mad scientist. She was taken into psychiatry when younger.

Would love to incorporate Tartaros’ technology into her experiments in Paradise Lost.

Based on her mad personalities, her powers will have over-healing effects on enemies, making them mutilate and unable to function (like cancerous cells that can not stop dividing). Ulti skill quote: “will you be my experiment for tonight, dear?”

Is also a money crazed one like Marcy, but much more intense by setting up livestream rooms (anonymous host) to show her experiments on angels for devil fans’ donations. Sometimes during the streams, maybe some cure for devils or weaknesses for angels are found. Lots of money are made through these channels.

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Idek why I thought of that intense lore for her but, a win is a win. She’s now my child and I’m responsible for all my children 😌

[hellish-acts]

I'm done with this company

Valentines update coming soon and I looked through it.

I must say, I'M DISAPPOINTED. What am I even waiting for, ofc it's gonna suck. LAST YEAR WE GOT A FREE CARD AND WE JUST GOT A DAMN ARTIFACT THAT'S PROBABLY USELESS TO US???

WHAT IS ON WITH THIS COMPANY I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE THE CEO I'M SO CLOSE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anyways hi chat, was focusing on the valentines art so I didn't post much my baddd

[da-shrimping-station]

about the current format of the event stages... (smol rant incoming)

im a little annoyed about it tbh 😭 im only at Day 4 im not joking

like, PB probably doesn't want players to blast through the event stages right off the bat but for me i cant log in every day

not to mention that the stages make me feel like im running all over the place 😭😭 go here, do that, clear these stages (making the Auto Clear ticket thingies paid was a dick move btw)

although it's good that it's not as grindy to get the rewards cuz we don't have to save up for tokens but the time-gated stages tick me off 💀i wasn't able to finish Mammon's event cuz of it

1 guilty gem per node(?) is absolute bullshit by the way...that's what, 3 gems a day????? bruhhhhhh

but that's just me lmao

currently kicking my ass to do the damn stages so i can get the frame idc about the artifact, gimme the damn frame