#when you and your gf steal a extremely in demand plushie to sell illegally
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If I had a nickel for every time a character named Ethan died in a piece of media I read/watched I'd have two nickels; which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
#pjo#starkid#starkid black friday#black friday#black friday musical#ethan nakamura#ethan green#idk what's worse#being stabbed in the gut by your boss after you betrayed him#by your own sword#leading you to fall to your death from 600 floors up#after you sacrificed everything to get a smidge of respect to your mother who couldn't gaf about you#OR#when you and your gf steal a extremely in demand plushie to sell illegally#bc your gf and her sister's mom *sucks*#and you are all going to take the money to escape the weird eldritch god infested town you live in#to california#you made plans#your gf plans to be an actor#but it all gets shattered by a shopper mania on black friday caused by an eldritch god#and now they're after your gfs sister bc she has the plushie#and you die stabbed several times and your last words are how you're going to get the two girls you care about out of this hellhole#bc you love them so so much
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