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tunapesto · 11 months
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cosplaying is healing me personally (killing my wallet, also)
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elysianslove · 4 years
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hi! may i request hcs of the haikyuu boys watching/helping their significant other workout? maybe yoga or just a regular workout? would be sweet if it was all of them but i know there are so many, so mainly kuroo, kageyama, bokuto, oikawa and nishinoya <3 thank you!!
hi anon!! i’m sorry i didn’t do all the boys, but i wrote for the specific boys you requested. if you, or anybody else, wants these hc’s for other boys i’d love to do them hehe. hope you enjoy!
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kuroo tetsurō
he’s so excited as soon as you’re like “hey wanna work out together”
like his whole body freezes up and then he just
screams
if you’re already like pretty athletic, he makes everything a competition
but doesn’t actually compete
he just wants to watch you 😏
no fr he’ll be like “i bet i can do more squats than you”
and then just doesnt squat and only watches you squat
this mf 😭
he gets way too excited and puts an alarm at 4;30 am to text you/wake you up to go on a run with him
you: see that’s what we’re not gonna do
if you’re not very athletic or you’re just starting to get accustomed to working out
he is so. encouraging
like sickeningly so
tries his best not to overwhelm you and does really basic workouts with you
but also if ur laying face down on the ground crying “i dont wanna do this anymore” he will NOT have any of it
good luck unsubscribing to his services
he just wants to see you succeed 🥺 👉🏼👈🏼
cooks you the best healthy meals you dont even feel like youre missing out on anything
now
yoga
listen he’s so cheeky
he’s so mf TOUCHY
couples yoga with kuroo >>>>
it’s so funny bc this man is so strong he can do pretty much any move that requires any type of strength but pull out the flexibility card and he will pass away on the spot
he also just likes to watch you do yoga
not just bc he’s a pervert
but also bc it’s just interesting to see you in your zone
buys you yoga pants just bc <3333
“u just wanna stare at my ass”
“how dare you i would never objectify my gf”
stares at your ass <3
kageyama tobio
remember when i said kuroo would make everything a competition but wouldn’t really care
kageyama cares
he’s so annoying youre just trynna have fun working out w ur bf but here he is trynna kill u bc he’s so much better at everything
okay but if YOURE better 🤑
it pisses him off at first but then he realizes he’s pissed off bc ur so hot and make his spine tingle
work outs with him are intense as fuck
like he goes all out
but then he helps you stretch and 😏 it’s worth it
if he’s helping you workout, he’s kinda harsher than he intends to be
and when he realizes that yk maybe he’s being a lil extra
he apologizes and just asks how you wanna do it
spends the night researching hehe 
is encouraging in a demeaning way like “do you WANT to regret not working harder” ur like tobio i swear on my life i will start crying
when y’all are done he does like give u a small kiss and the sweetest smile “good work” and it makes it all the more worth it
about yoga though
when he first watched u he was horny hwbwjwks
he was like oop what is this feeling
but then it clicked lmao
avoids watching you unless you’re doing it privately so he can embarrass himself less
if you invite him to join you it’s just rigorous head shaking but he loves you sm he’ll do anything for you
he just follows your lead and is listening so attentively and is trying to mimic your movements exactly and is so awe oh my god he’s so CUTE
once ur done and ur both just laying on the ground you roll over and kind lean over him and give him a kiss “thank u for doing this with me”
“we should do it more often”
not horny just in love with you <3
bokuto kōtarō
so hyperactive good luck keeping up with him
he’s also like
built
LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN. HIM???? no way he doesnt go crazy w the work outs
if you suggest to work out together he’s so excited and he just does everything normally the way he does at 2.5x speed and you’re just like bruh 🧍🏻‍♀️ slow down
you do eventually find your own rhythm that kinda matches his own
and it’s nice to have him with you because like if you’re at a gym and ur using a device across the room from him he’ll just yell and wave at you and blow you a kiss god i love this dork
after you’re both spent you just sit on the ground across from each other stretching just talking just vibing
gives you a big smooch in between everything if he can
it becomes a really positive addition to your life ngl
if he’s helping you work out
he is actually the fkn BEST
despite him being a work out freak, he doesn’t force that on you in any way
if anything i think he’d be super gentle
so cheerful when encouraging you
and rewards you a lot
too much probably
“20 PUSHUPS BABE !!!! LETS GO MAKE OUT FOR 20 MINUTES”
he doesn’t just say it he really does mean it when he tells you he’s proud of you
loves it when you do yoga
immediately tries to join in
“oouu teach me this move” proceeds to fall on his ass <3
 t’s okay he has a lotta cushioning 😏
he always wants to try the couples yoga moves
he saves them on his phone to show you later and you cant say no bc ur already in gear and the yoga mat is on the ground hehe
(if you watch cody ko and kelsey kreppel’s couples yoga video that’s basically how it goes with you two)
^^^ in one of the moves he has to like lift you up by your arms as youre sitting down and he’s standing and he accidentally just shoves your face into his crotch
you both couldn’t stop laughing until you nearly peed and thats the beauty of love
oikawa tōru
he has to repeatedly ask you if you’re s u r e you wanna work out with him 
if you’re s u r e you can keep up
please hand his cocky ass to him <3 
if you’re athletic, prepare to have him try to one up you every time you do something 
it’s so sweet though cause he’s so determined and he’s sticking his tongue out between his lips and you’re just like baby please what is this 
tells you to lay beneath him while he does push ups so he can kiss you 
you complain about how sweaty he is but really you just want him to take his shirt off <3 
okay two important things i want to go over
one. oikawa does not know when to stop. so, honestly, you probably suggested to work out with him to keep him in check and make sure he doesn’t overwork himself 
please make him drink water and take breaks when necessary :( 
two. his knee :( he would probably need to be very careful and he’ll teach you the correct way to massage it and prep it before he does any critical work 
if you approach him one day about helping you work out cause you’re clueless — yes it will get to his head
but like ??? he’s your boyfriend??? your very athletic boyfriend??? 
who else would u ask tf 😹
anyways he makes a whole like list and shit
organizes it so well with color coding and different handwriting 
keeps you up to date with your progress and always says things like “look how well you’re doing babe!” and gives you a hugeeee hug 
now, oikawa is either weirdly flexible, or not flexible at all
we’re gonna go for the first one for this yoga hc 
joins you randomly and starts doing the poses correctly right away ur like ??? sir ??? 
distracts you. so much. 
“can i have a kiss— another one?— one more— one more babe— okay an—“ 
make out sessions ensued :)
nishinoya yū
actually i think noya would like to be in own zone kinda thing when he’s working out
probably blasting some katy perry in his ears ngl 
but when you tell him you wanna go work out with him?? 
now you’re both blasting katy perry in your ears 
stares. stares so much. provocatively. 
he’s your bf so you get it
but women have come up to you in the gym asking if you’re okay hbwjwkwe
makes you try out his routine while he tries out yours 
“wow babe this is sooo easy” he’s dying dont believe him
you guys probably have a handshake that’s so motivating to do before and after eeekkkk he probably makes you feel SO good about yourself after
takes you to eat the unhealthiest shit he can find after a workout because why not right ? chivalry? undead 😻
if you ask him for help he’ll accept right away
competes with you to help you improve 
“one day babe you’ll be beating me at these with such ease” 
he’s the loud kind of encouraging 
yells a lot
like so much 
body worship all the time <3333
“god u look SO good right now i love you so much” 
this simp i love him sm
anyways. onto yoga 
did i mention he stares 👁👁
because he does 
he already knows you do yoga and he will find out your schedule 
just. likes to watch you tbh 
if you offer to do couples yoga with him he refuses bc he likes the view where he is lmfao 
there are so many tiktoks of him just doing the dances while you calmly do yoga 
it becomes a trend lmfaowjwnsj
anyways yes best supportive bf award goes to noya (actually all of them who am i kidding)
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end note; MY BEST FRIEND PAINTED AKAASHI FOR MY BDAY GIFT I STOPPED BREATHING ,,, anyways i hope y’all enjoyed this!! feel free to request some more mwah
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tfw-no-tennis · 4 years
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mtmte liveblog issue 28
catch me completely ignoring dark cybertron lmao
yeahhhh so I'm just gonna skip dark cybertron bc no thanks. I did read the tf wiki articles for the issues tho, which is more than I did in the past, so at least now I kinda know what happened, though I had to suffer thru reading about dark cybertron to learn stuff about it. yikes. reading ABOUT dark cybertron further enforced my decision to not actually read thru it
anyways. the best part of dark cybertron was when chromedome threw prowl off that cliff. that was baller lmfao
a 1 page recap of dark cybertron is about all I can handle. thank you
ooh, the 6 months later smash-cut, I fucking love itttt
nautica’s here!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so happy I love her. also brainstorm, and I love their friendship sm
hvbjdkhfbshdfj god I love them. they have such a fun dynamic 
everyone eavesdropping on a therapy session vhbhdjkhafbhkjsdf. hipaa laws mean nothing as usual 
the casual reveal of captain megatron, oh god 
the title fucking slaps, as usual. this is one of my favorites - ‘world, shut your mouth.’ great stuff, and a song title/reference to boot! and this being part 1: towards peace...chefs kiss
and then we flash back to 6 months earlier...yknow now that I'm rereading this, mtmte has a LOT of framing devices used - there's story-within-a-story, flashback/flash-forwards, storytelling with narration, etc...I love it
god hbvhjakdfbshjkdf rodimus saying ‘magic’ and then the little *magic = science rodimus doesn't understand HBGKJHSDBFKHJSDF my idiot boy ily
rodimus roasting prowl is my fav hbfjdkafshsbjkf ‘maybe the knights can help us find a cure for your personality’ ily sm
and then prowl agreeing w/rodimus a few panels later about megatron’s guilt...
optimus...don't you think that making yourself chief of justice is...maybe a bad idea...like, maybe there's a conflict of interests here...just a little bit of bias...a bit too much history, perhaps...
the fact that all the big roles in the trial were given to high-ranking autobots who were heavily involved in the war...I see that cybertrons justice system is as much of a farce as their medical ethics and patient confidentiality laws 
the ‘you BROKE the MATRIX’ panel is so good bjhkdhfbajskhdf
rodimus: LISTEN dad I just wanna resume my space cruise with my frat bro ship I have no interest in politics
psychiatrists HATE him! local former warlord refuses to recognize the validity of psychological analyzation of people’s actions
ravage casually breaking hipaa laws and chilling in megatron’s therapy session like >:3
I love rung...he’s so good at like, passive-aggressively cutting right to the heart of someone’s issues, and he’s so generally mild that you can’t even really get mad at him 
the sudden inclusion of megatron as a major character in mtmte is kinda jarring at first - mostly, for me at least, due in part because I didn't read dark cybertron so this is like, megatron’s introduction as a relevant character in general - but I feel like jro does a great job laying a lot of intrigue down from the very beginning w/his character - like, I already want to know more about what his whole deal is, even though we have, ostensibly, seen pretty much all of his story play out already 
rung name-dropping froid...i remember that made me lose my shit bc cmon. FROID....jesus christ
rung and megatron: holy shit! we’re suddenly being drawn in a 90s-esque sci-fi tron-looking retro-futuristic style!
interesting that megatron sought rung out, and not the other way around
RIPTIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my favorite sharkboy is HERE
CREWDITIONS...YES....
‘we’re not allowed to take anyone who might remind rodimus of prowl’ vhbhjdkshfbhaskfd brutal
I love nautica so so much. a perfect autistic scientist after my own heart
I adore that nautica brought chromia along for moral support
hgvbjdakhfbhsj and then swerve saying that rodimus hates ‘trisyllabic names’ and nautica is like....but....‘rodimus’.....
and then nightbeat busts in to get all bbc sherlock on they asses hgbfhjadkfbjaskdf
WHY was perceptor at the crewditions if he was already part of the crew lmao
ooof, and then we have megatron flipping out when chromedome, a mnemosurgeon, shows up
also damn the autobots were rlly like okay so we wanna speed this trial up so lets just like, probe megatrons brain, that seems completely ethical, especially when you consider the history of shadowplay and stuff that our previous government had
I know important stuff is happening but megatron is holding a CUBE and I love CUBES so I'm distracted by that. C U B E
and then right after a scene where we see chromedome willing to perform mnemosurgery again - despite rewind’s like, dying wish for him not to - we hear that he’s been locked up in his room rewatching rewinds goodbye message over and over again :( I'm fucking depressed
I love nightbeat, he’s so funny and kind of an asshole
and then you see more missing letters behind them next panel...clearly nightbeat is right and there’s a mystery afoot...OR somebody is fucking with the ship’s lettering as a prank, which is a plot point I would absolutely buy
yeahhhh skids is right, chromedome is clearly Not dealing 
the dramatic graffiti on megatrons door...I wanna know who spray-painted ‘die’ everywhere like they're reaper overwatch
oh god. whirl vs megatron
really cool red lighting tho
GOD its so brutal, all the stuff megatron said about how he told the cons not to kill whirl...and doesn't that end up being false anyways? so he was just saying it to dig at whirl, which is awful
also I'm never over the fact that literally everyone - including megatron and whirl - blames whirl for ‘turning megatron violent,’ as if the entire Point isn't that whirl was a tool for a corrupt system, and if it wasn't whirl it would've just been someone else, and megatron turning away from pacifism was inevitable given the circumstances, AND also a choice on his part, so he really only has himself to blame for his OWN ACTIONS
bye bye whirls right arm, see you in lost light 
‘people never stop changing’ that IS something I say all the time...damn you warlord grandpa! how can you steal my philosophies?!
ohhh man and then rewind’s goodbye message being different....oooh
AUGH the fact that whirl was basically trying to goad megatron into killing him, just like he did in issue 1 w/cyclonus...It Hurts Man
also I do love the hint at who he’s talking to w/whirl shooting megatron with the bow and arrow earlier, and we know that atomizer is a fan of those
ok, but here’s where my philosophy diverges - megatron talks about throwing away his past and starting new, but I think that you have to learn from and build on your past...either way, megatron’s arc is one that I enjoy greatly from a character writing standpoint, and I'm excited to get it underway, especially w/how controversial it is lmao
big ole double-page spread...I like how you can pick out individual characters in the background crowd, which is crazy cause that's a LOT of people. also how come cosmos is so HUGE
phewwww 4.6 billion cybertronians died in the war, that’s INSANE. that's like, an incomprehensibly huge number. is there an estimate for their current population? I bet its not a lot. no wonder jro leaned into reproductive themes so much in mtmte/ll - of course the continuation of your species would be a concern for many if your numbers have been that greatly reduced
optimus w/his fancy tyrest-lookin crown
oughdajbfsbdf and the fact that megatron ALSO murdered 100 BILLION non-cybertronians...bruh. I feel like they maybe should've dialed those numbers back a little to allow his ‘redemption arc’ to run a little smoother lmao. but also I admire the commitment either way
and then we end w/megatron doing captain stuff, and seeing The Coffin...and we never did see rodimus in any of the flash-forward parts of this issue, did we???? I love how concerning that is. where's my BOY
also of course we gotta remember the warning from way back at the beginning of mtmte: ‘don't open the coffin’....
and so begins mtmte s2! man I love s2. I love mtmte in general lmao. s2 takes on the impossible w/the whole ‘megatron redemption arc’ thing, and I know that’s like, a divisive plot point and stuff, but from a writing standpoint I enjoyed it a lot...I think it was pretty much as well done as it could've been given the enormity of the task, and I thought it was a really interesting direction for the story to go in 
also espec if it’s true that hasbro was like ‘hey jro put megatron in your story and give him a redemption arc’ rather than jro like, planning/asking to do it 
anyways. I doubt ill talk much abt the disc horse(tm) here bc this is just for fun and also my own personal opinions and whatever, but I for one am excited to reexperience this stuff 
so yeah s2 off to a strong start with some wild shit already happening! cant wait to read more!
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daebak-dreams · 6 years
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BTS (Yandere + Mafia ) Growing Jealous
Anon Asked:  yandere!mafia! bts when they feel jealous pleaseee, btw i love your blog 💖💖
Here you go sweetheart!! :-)Thank you so so so much !! Enjoy!
*W A R N I N G* Violent Content + Strong Language 
\ S E O K J I N \
You accompanied with him for dinner with some of his brothers from his gang. At first, he wasn’t too sure about it, but you kept insisting, wanting to feel closer to him, by meeting the people he was closest to. He was hesitant about the thought of you being in a room full of men, but he trusted that nothing would happen. Though after the dinner party, you caught the attention of someone that he considered closer to him than anyone else out of all of them. He felt a pang, of anger hit the pit of his stomach as he felt the feeling of betrayal wash over him. He watched with an icy stare, as you turned to smile at him a few times, as he called out to you here and there, to try to strike up a conversation with you. Those smiles, belonged to him. Why would you go and give that to someone else?
You hadn’t noticed, but everyone else did and the room became eerily quiet. The man you were talking to hushed, as did you. You then turned around to look over at Jin, who sat with a look of hurt across his face. 
“Oh please- Don’t stop on my account.” He said in a stern way which made you slightly frown. 
“I’m sorry baby..”He sighed quietly to you, then cleared his throat. “Can you go wait outside for me in the car. I think it’s time I get you home now.”
You got up without question and made your way to his car.
After you were out of earshot, he slowly got up and swiftly threw anything off from the table that was within his reach before he gripped the man by his collar, pulling him out of his own seat.
“What the fuck do you think you were doing back there?! I didn’t bring her so you could fucking fall in love.You were supposed to be my brother!” He yelled at him as he shook him back and forth. “(YN) is mine, and mine alone do you get that? Do you all get that?!”
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\ N A M J O O N \
His anger and jealousy was subtle whenever it came to you. He never liked to show that side of him too much, but whenever he had to , it came out, and it was like he was a different person.
He was usually level-headed about these things and kept it under control, but he just couldn’t whenever it came to your birthday party. Your friends thought it would be loads of fun, if you got entertainers, as a surprise. But if you didn’t know about it, neither did Namjoon, because they knew that he wouldn’t approve of it, especially since the party would be held at one of his clubs that he owned. They knew how serious he was, when it came to you being around other men, but what they didn’t know of, was his possessive tendencies. 
They decided to do it anyways, rolling their eyes at the thought of Namjoon getting mad. This was your day after all, and they just wanted you to let loose and have a good time. But the minute that those dancers rolled out, and went over to you, lifting you up out of you chair to lead you to the middle of the room, he snapped. 
He shut down the music, along with the whole party, demanding everyone to leave. As your friends hurried out , he glared at them, telling them that he never wanted them around you ever again. After everyone had gone, he went over to you, where you sat upset. You couldn’t believe he had acted this way in front of everyone. He sighed as he knew he let his anger get the better of him again, and hated himself for getting you down on your day. All he could do was crouch down in front of you and hope that you didn’t leave him that night.
“Babe- look at me...I’m so sorry...but when I saw them take you like that..I just went crazy, y’know?”
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\ Y O O N G I \
Being the busy man that he was, he tried his best to be there for you. He hated being apart from you for too long, in fear of you growing sad or you getting hurt. He longed to be at home, cuddling with you in bed, but he knew that he needed to be tough and go throughout his duties he had. He became frustrated with himself, as he drove, one hand on the steering wheel, the other tangled in his hair. He couldn’t shake you off of his mind while he worked. He worried about you terribly. Did you have breakfast? Did you remember to lock the door behind you? Then he came to a screeching halt as he hit the brakes.
There you were, just up the road talking to someone he had never seen before. The two of you seemed a little too close to be just strangers passing by on the street. It didn’t sit well with him and he watched, tightly gripping the steering wheel until his knuckles turned white. He was pissed off beyond belief as he decided to get out of the car, without even turning the engine off. You looked behind you as the man gestured to someone, which made you raise an eyebrow. You smiled at Yoongi but he gently pushed past you and shoved the stranger with all his force as he yelled, causing a scene.
“Get the fuck back! This is my girl/boy! Fuck off!” He practically barked as he shoved him once, then twice more. You frantically tried to pull him off. Eventually he recoiled at your touch and took your arm, then led you back towards the car, where he helped you in and closed the door behind you. Giving the man one more hardened look as he went around to his side and got in. You opened your mouth to say something but he shushed you up with a firm finger against your lips. 
“Not another word, the minute we get home, you’re being punished.” He said huskily as he dragged his finger down your chin and down to your neck as he pet you. “Did you really think i’d let you off that easily?”
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\ H O S E O K \
The two of you were doing your own things that day, promising to meet each other for dinner later that night.You didn’t want to bother him, and knew that he was busy with other things. You just looked forward to dinner that night and that’s what kept you smiling as you went throughout your day. That was, until you went to a place to get something to drink as you walked around town. After placing your drink order, you stepped off to the side to let the next person order and started to reply to his message, as he asked you how your day was going.
As you hit send, you got sidetracked, from these two men who stepped away after ordering their things. You smiled politely and moved over to give them room, but they moved closer as they peered at you and your phone, asking if you were texting your boyfriend, or if you had one at all. You were a little caught off guard by the questions, but became anxious by the way they looked you up and down and lingered closer and closer. Thankfully, your order came out, and you grabbed it and left. Hoseok ended up calling since you didn’t reply and he grew worried. You answered, trying to reassure him that you were okay, but he wasn’t buying it. He knew something was wrong as heard it in your voice. 
You told him about the men who were harassing you in the shop and he became upset. Luckily he was nearby, and knew were you were thanks to the tracking device on your phone he secretly put. As he parked the car on the curb, he quickly got out and pulled you towards him making sure you were okay. He insisted you point the men out but you shook your head and declined, but just then they stepped out, making you shrink back and he knew that was them. He started yelling and shouting threats as you pulled him towards the car.
“Yo! Who the fuck do you think you are messing with my woman/man? You’ll get what’s coming to you the next time I see you on the streets.”
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\J I M I N\
All he wanted to do was take you out for a night on the town and go dancing, but things didn’t quite go as planned. You wore that dress that made him much more possessive over you. Of course, he loved you in that dress, seeing your skin peek out in the right places, while the fabric that did cover your body, hugged your curves just right, revealing your true figure. But what he hated the most, was the many men that would look your way and hunger at you. You knew how he got when it came to his jealous tendencies. It was as if he turned into another person and it worried you. All you wanted to do was have a good night, and he promised you that he would, being on his best behavior. 
But the minute that you hit the dancefloor, that other side of him started to surface. He went to get drinks for the two of you, noticing that someone was lingering close to you, too close for his comfort. The way this person looked at your body and tried to inch his way closer and closer, made him itch. 
But he knew he had to keep his emotions to himself, not wanting to worry you while you were having fun. But he soon lost all his cool whenever you walked over to were he was sitting down and plopped down right next to him with a smile, and saw the one who was dampening his mood, follow you. 
His eyes hazed over as he the man opened his mouth to speak to you, but before he could even make a peep, Jimin leaned into you, wrapping an arm around your waist, trailing his hand down to your thigh and giving it a firmly squeeze that made you gasp, and once you did, he latched his mouth onto yours and slipped his tongue in. The whole time starring over at man, who watched in surprise, letting him know, that you belonged to him, and it was about time he backed off. 
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\ T A E H Y U N G \
The two of you were having a great time at his club, whenever someone rolled up as smooth and nonchalantly as he had ever seen. Of course, you were with Taehyung, and knew of his jealous tendencies and politely declined, but he just wasn’t having it. He just had to have at least one dance with you by the end of the night. He even asked Taehyung who tilted his head back and let out a deep laugh. 
You knew what his answer was, and it was still a no. As much as you wanted to dance Taehyung wasn’t feeling up to it tonight, and this annoyed you abit. All you wanted to do was have a good time with your boyfriend, but he seemed to be elsewhere in his mind. You didn’t like that he wasn’t paying attention to you as much as he usually did other nights. So you decided to get his attention by choosing to dance with the other man. 
After excusing yourself to go “bathroom”. You found yourself, running into him on the dancefloor, where the two of you soon started to dance together. Now, this caught Taehyung’s attention. 
He grew angry, and felt that you had just slapped him in the face. He snapped his fingers as he got up and walked over to you, signaling to some of his men, to follow behind, knowing what was about to go down. 
As soon as he reached you, he grabbed your arm, pulling you back away from the man, before throwing his fist into him without any remorse. As much as you pulled and yanked on him to get off, he just kept striking his fist into him, over and over again, After he was done, he walked away with you, silently, as his men finished him off. 
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\J U N G K O O K\
The two of you were supposed to go out for lunch, but he had to have a quick meeting with the other men from his gang, but he beckoned to you, to stay for it would only take a few minutes, so you decided to sit next to him, and just keep to yourself as he talked. 
But before he could even start talking about why everyone was there in the first place, everyone started to get riled up from your presence and this made him antsy, but he tried not to show it. He trusted them to calm down, and he wanted to see who out of them would push their boundaries, if any, so he could take him out right then and there. There was no room for those kind of people or behavior around him, or you. Most everyone, calmed down and got into a more serious position, but there were three others who were calling towards you, throwing playful pick-up lines here and there, that made you roll your eyes and shake your head. 
He licked his lips as he smiled menacingly while looking down at his suede shoes. He tried to hold in his anger a little longer, but it was getting harder and harder with each word they spoke. 
They kept and kept, until you scooted closer to him and he knew that was the final straw. He stood up, this time with a wider smile as he went over and kicked down the once who seemed to be the noisiest one out of them. The other two shut up, as Jungkook stepped on him, holding him under his foot, as it pressed against the side of his head. “You really don’t know when to shut up- Do you?” He growled, his smile growing bigger as he put a little more pressure then stopped and looked down at him. “Now- Apologize to (YN) for the way you made her/him so uncomfortable.”
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your passport photo and copy of passport At my school, the homework was to color the picture. So very true... In my school it’s so bad, the teacher projects it on the whiteboard ah, nightmares Soo true XD They say that because you cropped it out. And that is a fact They use plotters I get it! Lol that’s good shit Im sory Toad The homework that steals your time and your lunch money 99% of sane teachers shows u the color image on smart board No teachers want to show u crappy print Just understand it. Color printer is expensive. You’re telling me that teachers give out free black children? Bet, already got three in the basement itsa me, Noir-io Facts tho It'sa me, a-Copyo! We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo. Come back in ten years And they pop in a “do you see the ... in the picture” question Why mario on the right looks like he's about to wake me up at 3 am saying with deep demonic voice It's time for me to turn you into my spaghetti Is this the new "We have ____ at home" ? Since im in school this is to relatable The math graphs were the worst though 30 years of saving princesses, 30 years of smashing brown mushrooms. And for what? Cake? Mario!? Why does this remind me of the fearsome Llapp Goch Master. There's a good chance this is unique! I checked 103,921,185 image posts and didn't find a close match Whenever I got bad copies I'd always split the best copies around the room so every student was at least near a good copy and keep a bad one for myself... Remember when you were the chosen one to go out of class and get em papers wonderful If Mario was in Papers, Please AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA printer companies: see you little shits? this is why your printer needs colored cartridges! My name is paublo Yes Is that pablo It's supposed to be not centered Based on a true story Itsa me, Marijuanio! he looks so sad:( NVM took a secound look he looks like he bout to ask me if i wanna buy WEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD Kinda looks like Hitler though Noah get the Death Star. My kindergarten teacher wife has to print shit at home for this reason. Effectively costs $300/year in paper/ink and another $100 to replace whatever broken down color ink printer we have in a given year. I want her to transition to laser, but haven't been able to convince her. More like the board of Education, principal and superintendents wanting another raise so the kids get B&W copies. At our large school we have 1 color copier, the rest are black and white. More often than not, kids are not getting color copies. Budget. Why is this too true Don't you be knocking LaserJet. Those things were a tank whose toner lasted a long time. DeskJet is what you are looking for. Made with HP LaserJet 100 color MFP Same Mario on the right side looks like sleep paralysis demon, ngl. Mario and Noireio. Top 10 hollywood stars ruined by drug addiction. It looks like if he ran into me he'd try to stuff me into an animatronic suit where I belong Mario looks like he's going to go on a mugging spree Too true Me looking at my paper: HERE WE GOOOO One more gram common u can do it is fentanyl the new drug to go? i only appy the fentanyl patches on them cancer patients at work, so they don't suffer 24/7. a couple of months ago there was a problem at our elderly home, bc some crazies tried to dig them used patches out of our trash..have fun with patches which are covered in shit and piss You should have done 64 or 69 Bro youd die before you even got through half a gram of fentanyl wtf do you even know what fentanyl is lmao A true epic gamer moment God I wish I had some pure fent Issa me, Black tar heroin Mario! Come with me and meet my gang of druga dealers! I really Was expecting a rickroll lmao And this is probably what he's listening to on his alone time https://youtu.be/ijBrulQXE2U It me mrio I jst snrted one mre grm and I jst deid DO IT FOR THE GRAM Go ahead and do another gram just one more gram Legendary The homework that steals your time and your lunch money............... Luigi says: do the coke to get the smoke Betta tell your moms your dads your ministers... WOOOMP WOOOMP WOOOMP!!!! Justa what me the Doctor Mario prescribed Mama mia I a need a more of that a shit YAHOOOOOO!!!! And remember kids - when you do drugs, you go to hell before you die! It’s a me druggooo Mario! I have snorted 68 grams of pure fentanyl and I am going to die. Itsame itsame I’m literally studying for an exam right now and my professor put that on his own notes... like bro nobody gives a shit about your stats notes I had a professor just say “don’t waste your money on the book. Just google book name pdf and it should be the first link.” Then he did in in class go show us And then you have the ones that sell their own 40 page notes in 2 sections for €20 each at the college book store. Or the ones that make class notes and give them out in the first class. Even better are the ones that accidentally send a pdf of their own book that they make no money on due to a shitty publisher to one or two people in the class. my favorite kinds of professors A full commitment is what I'm thinking of A lot of emulators come with a warning like "Use a bios file from your own console. Do not download one for free from the Internet!" I saw something on TIL a while back, during the prohibition era of the United States, some companies sold grape concentrate. They had a warning on them that said something to the effect of "after adding the concentrate to water, do not let it sit for two weeks as it will ferment into wine." As if...they wanted you to do it! That's a pretty calculated statement for them to make. *mobile errors I had calculus profs who would tell us 'I legally cannot advise you to steal copywrited material so under no circumstances should you go to this website and torrent the textbook for free instead of buying it from the overpriced book store and wasting your money' I always love those blank pages that just have in like size i font "Do not write here" for no fucking reason. Then the teacher tells you that they didn't see it I like when it’s in huge, WHITE print in the middle of the fucking page so half the assignment is cut off I like when it says on the side of the paper COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL DO NOT PHOTOCOPY OR DISTRIBUTE BY ANY MEANS Or the "here's a form that was made in Excel, if you could fill it out so that we can input the information back in Excel that would be great." "yeah..." "But the image gets worse!" Work in Japan. Teachers give me a copied paper. "just copy it. They have the file on their damn computer. Which is where we are sitting. -20 points. I can’t even read the damn question At my school, we get lectured for printing a class set rather than just a master. They say it’s about toner being cheaper and the copier cartridges are much much bigger. There are also a lot of places where teachers don't have access to a shared laser printer like that and don't have any option but to make photocopies, so stuff like the OP can be unavoidable sometimes. Genuinely not a problem in my school - we have a fleet of MFDs for bulk printing. We have an admin assistant in charge of the reprographics room who can interrupt jobs if needed as well. It's just an old mindset that they can't get out of. Yeah but then you have to be the asshole that released a print job with 200+ pages while others are waiting to use the copier since this is the only one you can print to. What is full sending? huzzah, a man of quality Have you tried full sending it? From an IT perspective, usually it's not that they want you to know what triggered the problem, they want you to provide concise information on what exactly you were doing up until the issue occurred. Though I do understand that IT technicians are notoriously unsociable lol I'm sure thats a great suggestion but that's the thing is that IT acts like its up to the enduser to already know whats causing the issues and what needs to be done to fix it. Also this doesn't solve his/her issue of getting staples on the copies. Have your IT reinstall your driver and you can select the options that your printer has. likely you are on a global driver, or it wasn't installed correctly! Or if I want staples. We can only select staples on our copier itself. It would be easier if the print queue thing was reliable. But I can't keep running back to my room if it didn't send it, so I make extra copies from my first one. Or if I need front/back from different originals I work in IT support for a school - teachers, for some fucking reason beyond my understanding, seem to print one copy of something, then photocopy it for their classes. Telling them that just printing it for everyone keeps the quality better doesn't sink in. It costs the same, comes out of the same device, and it's less work, but I'm the insane one. Th s rin er se ms o æ run ing lo n ink To the knee And my axe! And my sword! Take mine too! Fuck off take a useless arrow Actually it seems this printer is low on incas. Damn u incas "I'm so sorry kids, our ancient printer is not working properly again" Read the full article
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it’s a date? | 05.29.17
bg: rosé had taken an interest in taehyung and somehow had gone through hell and back just to get ahold of his kakao. mustering up the courage she sends him a text and one thing led to another and the two have made plans to catch a movie together.
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/okay. truthfully speaking, she couldn't remember how on earth she got his kakao id, but she did and she needed him to answer an important question  for her so hopefully he wouldn't think she was too strange for messaging him out of the blue like this; [ kkt -> bwee ] oi- you got a minute?
kth: /he glanced down at his phone at the sound of the delightful 'ting', confusion running over his expression that was soon replaced by intrigue- [kkt| rosé]: For you I've got multiple. What's up?
pcy: /rosé was in the middle of finishing a dance sequence when her phone went off. in the background she could hear her members griping- something about how blackpink's comeback was next month and that she should be taking practice more seriously; oh quit it. we've been going at it for hours- let's take a short water break. /she suggested as she unlocked her lock screen to find a message from him; [ kkt -> bwee ] on a scale from one to ten, where would you rank your interest/love for superhero movies?
kth: /Taehyung, who'd been lounging on his phone, didn't waste much time with responding. Time in Korea between BTS' tour stops was always short but not having to worry about wifi was always a relief-  [kkt| rosé]: probably 9.5? There's always a part of me that thinks I won't be interested but once I'm in the theater I always love them. Honestly can't wait for Wonder Woman; Gal Godot is my hero.
pcy: /her fingers ghosted over the letters on her keyboard for the longest time unsure whether she should even suggest it or not; get it together chae- /for now she decided to play it safe; [ kkt -> bwee ] AYEE that's what I like to hear. Though to be perfectly honest with you, I'm more of a marvel movie kinda gal. D.C. Movies don't give me the same burst of excitement.. Buuut I must admit... the trailers for Wonder Woman might just be a game changer.
kth: /when it came to movies Taehyung didn't discriminate, but he did have a soft spot for DCU and their brooding emo aesthetic-  [kkt| rosé]: Ha! That's what I like to hear. Marvel has it down to a science but I feel like Wonder Woman and Justice League will officially put D.C. on the map, you know? If you'll have me I'd love to take you to see WW, I need to fully convert you.
pcy: Oh- /she voiced aloud, eyes widening some having not expected the conversation to head in this direction so soon, but was somewhat relieved he had done the hard part for her; [ kkt -> bwee ] I feel like Marvel has a tendency to play it safe most of the time. They found what worked for them and stuck with ajdjsuebzbaie /her members had snuck up behind her at some point and being the nosy punks they were tried to read over her shoulder. startled by their sudden appearance she had accidentally hit 'send' mid-reply. rosé deadpanned and excused herself out into the hallway without another word and the others knew better than to follow after her; [ kkt -> bwee ] **stuck with it. phone please- [ kkt -> bwee ] and what is this converting nonsense you s p e a k of? [ kkt -> bwee ] I may consider it if you throw in a tub of white cheddar popcorn- and since I'm feeling generous maybe I'll sneak in a box of your favorite boxed candy too.
kth: [kkt| rosé]: I'm fixated on convincing you that these books will bring about an entirely new chapter of superhero culture. White cheddar popcorn is a fair sacrifice to make if it means saving you from Marvel Hell ™. Plus candy? This is starting to sound more like a treat than a rescue mission.  /his good mood increased tenfold at her 'kind of' acceptance to his offer, big smiles and his nose stuck even further into his phone convincing a few of the members that he was in fact NOT going to be joining them for Overwatch anytime soon-
pcy: [ kkt -> bwee ] oh-ho. I must warn you though, since I haven't seen many superhero movies outside of marvel- there is a high chance I may say something stupid. feel free to- oh I don't know flick my forehead or something as punishment. [ kkt -> bwee ] aha- is that what it sounds like?? Consider these snacks a reward for contributing to a worthy cause - aka me. I am a nearly a lost cause. /rosé had caught herself smiling like an idiot. luckily, no one else was around to witness it and question her about it. just to be safe, she started down the hallway with purpose, dark brown eyes peeking into each room until she stumbled upon a vacant room where she took cover for the next few minutes or so; [ kkt -> bwee ] my phone keeps autocorrecting your name to 'beer' and I'm not sure if it's trying to tell me something or what- it's driving me nuts [ kkt -> bwee ] a n y w a y s- what are you up to? am I distracting you from your work?
kth: [kkt| rosé]: Oh, I know better then to fight a marvel stan. You guys will defend your movies to the death and I already admit my defeat when it comes to that. But c'mon, stick with me and there is yet hope for salvation 🙃  /Since his last message Taehyung has since closed his laptop 90% of the way, headphones still in despite not listening to anything so the members would stop shouting at him to do things- 
[kkt| rosé]: Beer? Maybe I should quit the idol life and start a brewing company.  [kkt| rosé]: Nah, I'm just at the dorm TRYING to have some alone time away from these hooligans. We're always together because of our tour so I'm not a bad friend for wanting them to be quiet for just five minutes, right? Maybe even just three. Please... [kkt| rosé]: What about you? Hopefully your day is more interesting than mine.
pcy: /a laugh escaped her lips, frame shaking lightly with each laugh. It was no secret that marvel stans were quick to defend themselves when they feel the least bit threatened even if the other had meant no harm by it; [ kkt -> bwee ] hey, that tub of popcorn has me sold. I'm down. The movie comes out when? Sometime next week right? I'll keep a date free. Just let me know! Ah- /before she forgot, she took it upon herself to message her groupchat and told them she wouldn't be able to make it home in time for dinner and made up some excuse about having a few errands to run; [ kkt -> bwee ] if you do, I volunteer to help you taste-test. 🤗 I've been told I'm a u i t e helpful. /after skimming through the rest of his messages, she breathed a sigh of relief. Becoming a bother to someone else was the last thing she wanted to be; [ kkt -> bwee ] LOL. Maybe I can help you with that. Have you eaten yet? I'm actually done with practice for the day. We've been slaving away these past couple of weeks and the amount of times I've seen the sun I can count on one hand. I'm not even joking..  I don't know if you've read articles recently, but we're having our first comeback of the year this June which explains the uh- slaving away thing. Can't tell if it's better or worse than yours.
kth: /he sighed, impending tour dates, their 4 year anniversary activities for the fans, and new album preparations running through his mind as he attempted to pick a date- [kkt| rosé]: I think the movie comes out June 1st? I actually leave for Osaka tonight, we'll be there for three days. After that we won't have to be in Hiroshima for a few days so anytime between the 2nd and the 6th I'm all yours. [kkt| rosé]: I've heard! I'm looking forward to it, you guys have yet to release a bad song and I'm sure this comeback will be just as good as your debut. /he grinned at the prospect of speaking to someone other than the 6 boys he spend every waking moment with, jumping out of bed while ignoring curious eyes- [kkt| rosé]: If you're offering to grab something to eat with me so I don't go crazy my answer is please. Yes please. I'll even pay.
pcy: /that's right. It's times like these she often forgot that others have been in the industry must longer than she has been, so their schedules are naturally more packed than hers; [ kkt -> bwee ] all mine aye? /rosé tore her attention away from her device and thought for a moment. Oh who was she kidding- she didn't have any major plans next week outside of practice; [ kkt -> bwee ] how about the 2nd? or the 3rd or 4th? It may be a bit crowded still, but not nearly as crowded as opening night. My work load next week is relatively easy, so whatever works best for you I can accommodate! /she picked herself up off the floor and left the room, slowly making her way to the elevator whilst crafting yet another reply; [ kkt -> bwee ] as you wish~! [ kkt -> bwee ] what are you craving? burgers? tacos? pasta-? me? [ kkt -> bwee ] Kidding. but really though. I'm not picky when it comes to food. unless there is celery involved... [ kkt -> bwee ] oh and don't worry about paying for me! I don't mind paying for my own share! I've been budgeting wisely this month so I think I can handle it 
kth: [kkt| rosé]: how about the 3rd? We can buy tickets early and even go to a showtime that no one goes to. Like 11 am or something. It's fun to see all the elderly out and filling places you'd normally see kids in! Truly proves that the soul never ages.  /he slid on his shoes near the front door despite having no clue where he was off to, shouting a simple "be back soon" over his shoulder before stepping out the door- [kkt| rosé]: You know what? Let's eat tacos. I haven't had a taco in ages. I could also go for a burger, though. Just something full of fat. [kkt| rosé]: You can think of it as a thank you. For saving my career and BTS. I don't know how much longer I could have stood being back home. [kkt| rosé]: should I meet you at your company? It's a bit intimidating compared to mine but I'm a big boy.
pcy: [ kkt -> bwee ] That'll work! I'll put it in my calendar so I don't forget. I swear, you think someone wth a goldfish memory like mine would have more creative ways to help me remember things right? /Tacos did sound pretty good and come to think of it she couldn't recall when she last had one either. Rosé had made it down to the main lobby when she received another string of texts from him. Not wanting to block anyone's way, she found a bench by the doorway and seated herself for the time being; [ kkt -> bwee ] tacos it is! I was actually reading a few comments fans had left on our wall and learned that there's this new Korean-Mexican fusion restaurant nearby. Did a little more digging and found its rated 4.5 stars on a 5 star scale! I think it'll be promising. And if it isn't? You can put the blame on me [ kkt -> bwee ] mm.. if you want to stop by, you're more than welcome to! and don't worry, you'll have me beside you at all times so I can assure you no one will try to bully you.
kth: [kkt| rosé]: don't worry, I'm not picky when it comes to what food I shove into my mouth. 🙃 [kkt| rosé]: it shouldn't take long, I'll drive there. Parking is a nightmare but I feel like it'll be safer for us? Especially with dispatch always poking their noses around. Not that I'd really care but I'm sure you don't want to get caught up in some huge scandal just for some tacos. [kkt| rosé]: even if they're 4.5 star tacos. When we find a 5 star place is when all bets will be off. [kkt: rosé]: I'm stealing (borrowing) my manager's car so it's less obvious, I'll be there soon- don't miss my bants too much. /Taehyung tossed his phone onto the passenger side seat after hitting send on his last message, promising his manager he wouldn't crash his car for the nth time as he drove off towards the YG building-
pcy: /Augh. That's right.. she can't go around frolicking in broad daylight like she used to. She could- but people could easily recognize her these days, but it helped now that her was darker and less orange creamsicle looking. Should she borrow a hoodie or something?; [ kkt -> bwee ] I'll try not to miss you too much [ ikr -> bwee ] drive safe! /She figured she'd respond to everything you had said prior in person. After hitting send, rosé got up and ran toward the lounge where she was sure there was probably a change of clothes she could wear just in case someone had been keeping a close eye on her today. The last thing she wanted to do was inconvenience him;
kth: /how he'd managed to get his license was a miracle given his short attention span but he figured him not having been in an accident yet, knock on wood, was a good sign that he was doing something right. Finding the YG building was easy enough, but finding a place to park that wouldn't get him weird looks proved to be a tad more difficult. Taehyung contemplated in the car, settling on waiting for her instead of going in- [kkt| rosé]: I made it alive [kkt| rosé]: I'm in the blue car, by the way. A bit off to the left once you step out the door. [kkt| rosé]: I doubt anyone will recognize me but I don't want to get you in trouble! I don't know your company rules about boys and stuff.
pcy: [ kkt -> bwee ] and just in time too! I'll be right out. if it helps I'm wearing a black baseball cap that says 'bless up' in white lettering on the front.  /and with that, rosé stuffed her phone back into her pocket and headed out the door. In the sea of black, grey, and occasionally a splash of red cars- it wasn't /too/ terribly difficult to locate his car. At least- she /hoped/ it was yours.  After climbing in and locking the door behind her, she breathed a sigh of relief to find him sitting in the driver's seat; oh thank god. I saw maybe two or three blue cars out there and literally did that 'eenie-meenie-miney-mo' thing in my head and picked one. I hope it wasn't too much trouble getting here?
kth: Yes, it's me and not some crazy stalker. No worries. /he shrugged, turning a bit in his seat as he continued to speak to her- Finding it wasn't too bad. Convincing those guards over there that I'm not here to kidnap one of the artists through awkward eye contact was a bit more difficult. So! /he tapped his hands against the steering wheel, his body facing forwards again. Taehyung started to drive, having absolutely no idea where he was going but he'd been in Seoul long enough to know how not to get completely and utterly lost amongst countless similar looking buildings and one way streets- where am I going? Please tell me it's not in the opposite direction. If it is we're going to have to go around the block, oops.
pcy: I mean you could be a cleverly disguised sasaeng for all I know. There are people out there who parade around as different people all the time- I think the term for it is an 'identity theft?' /she was rambling needlessly now or so it felt like. when the car started to move, she instinctively reached for her seat belt and tried to buckle herself in but for the life of her struggled. classic rosé; errr- well I thought 4.5 stars wasn't good enough for you, so we were gonna look for a 5 star one? But honestly, I'm so hungry I could eat anything and anywhere. I'm not even joking..
kth: Oh, you got me! Taehyung is the best looking member so of course I had to pick his identity to steal. /he noted her struggle so he reached one hand over, buckling the seatbelt for her with ease- Sorry about that. I keep telling my manager that this seat belt is constantly trying to kill me by getting stuck at the worst of times. It also hits me in the throat which is just lovely. /he chuckled quietly, eyebrows furrowing slightly at the thought of seeming pretentious- I'm not like that, I'd even eat street food right now. Or any time, I don't think there's anything quite like buying tteokbokki from old ladies outside.
pcy: Best looking member huh..? /she mumbled quietly to herself, still somewhat distracted by the seatbelt that wouldn't go in? But thankfully, he helped strapped her in; Ah- thank you. I was beginning to think that maybe I'm just incredibly unlucky and that your car was silently telling me I should get out and take a hike. /she half-joked. Though the mere image of that seatbelt whacking him had her chuckling some; oh- sorry. I wasn't trying to make it seem like you wouldn't settle for anything less than the best. Poor choice in words, my fault. /she bit her bottom lip out of habit, something she normally did when she was either anxious; If you're still hungry after tacos though, we can stop for some tteokbokki! It's actually my favorite street food. I live and breathe for spicy foods~ /rosé gushed while she fished for her phone once more and typed in the address to that fusion restaurant she had told him about earlier; okay- so make a left up here and drive for three more blocks.
kth: Alright! Left it is then. /he merged into the turning lane, turning off to the left once everything was clear- So, Rosé. Girl with the fancy 'E'. How's life been treating you these days? Aside from preparing for your comeback- I know how stressful that can be. /Taehyung was admittedly not the best when it came to face to face conversation, but he figured asking about her wellbeing was a good place to start given he was actually interested- Where do I go next? Not to interrupt, I just don't want to make us crash by suddenly swerving or something.
pcy: Terrible. I slept through all five of my alarms the other day and it had to be the day YG evaluated us on our performance for this month. /she made a face as the mere memory of it all came flooding back to her; -buuuttt. On the bright side- it was one of the best sleeps I've had in awhile.. I haven't been able to sleep very well sadly- oh- /rosé faced front again, eyes scanning the familiar scenery that lie ahead of them; I /think/ you take a right at this stop sign up here... or was it a left..? /she mumbled that last part under her breath. Perhaps this was why her members always joked that she'd make the worst Siri ever- er human GPS;
kth: Ouch- well, catching up on sleep is worth a scolding or two. Have you been feeling better since then? I bet it was the sleep. /he hummed, deciding on taking the right turn despite the worst word to hear when you don't know where you're going; think. The area didn't look too off, but at this point Taehyung was driving without a clue- You know, if we get lost it might be more fun. I've always wanted to do that whole go somewhere you've never been before thing but knowing me I'll drive into the ocean or something. I don't want to die trying to be an edgy cool Tumblr kid.
pcy: /the brunette got a pretty good laugh out of that and ending up along the ocean front didn't seem too bad. Well- there was a difference between driving INTO and ocean and ending up near one; i don't know about you, but I'm twenty right now and I still have a lot of things I still need to cross off of my bucket list and d r o w n I n g in the middle of the ocean with you is not one of them. I mean- not that I don't want to spend my last moments with you or anything- /And there she goes with the rambling again. Shush rosé shuush; ok I'm just gonna shut up now. /and so she did and distracted herself with her phone, pulling up the directions to the restaurant, ecstatic to learn that they were indeed going in the right direction; Oppa- make a left up at this light and it should be a white building with a black roof to our right!
kth: Don't worry! I'll roll all the windows down before we drive into the water so we have a way to escape. I changed my mind, I don't really feel like dying right now either. But yes ma'am, I'll trust your GPS. /and so they were in the aesthetic part of town full of modern shops, cafes, and restaurants where simplicity was the key to looking sleek and sophisticated. The restaurant was lively and easy to spot, but parking was a different story. After circling the block a few times an opening finally appeared and he wasted no time in pulling into the spot- Ready? I don't mean to be basic but we have to take cool photos around here. We can pretend they're candid but pose on the down low.
pcy: /she could only playfully roll her eyes at how ridiculous he sounded in the moment, but it didn't sound all that bad at all. rosé could feel the anticipation bubbling in the pit of her stomach. she couldn't tell if it was because she was hungry or if it was because she was actually having dinner with Taehyung himself. Out of all of her members, she would've thought she'd be the last person to share this moment with him; It's funny you ask, cuz I was about to suggest the same. And since we're talking photos and posing here, I figured I might as well tell you beforehand that I'm the kind of person who takes pictures of their food before eating it. /she hid her face behind her hands both out of slight embarrassment but also to hide the faint smirk that tugged at the corners of her lips; please feel free to judge me
kth: Truthfully I don't understand people who get annoyed with others when they take a lot of photos. It's like- have fun being bitter for no reason while I have lots of pictures that trigger fond memories. Totally a waste of my time. /he unbuckled his seatbelt, grabbing his phone and his wallet before stepping out of the car. Truth be told Taehyung was excited to see what type of photos Rosé would come up with. The blackpink instagram was filled with countless posts of the girls without a single flaw yet she seemed to always stand out to him the most. He met her on the sidewalk, a giant grin on his lips now that they were finally face to face- Do you want to go eat first? I know you said you didn't eat yet so I feel like we should get some food in you. I know I'm always starving after practice.
pcy: But if you're hungry I could understand why you would be semi-upset. Some people take their sweet time snapping pictures of a single dish. I once had a friend snap so many pictures my lasagna went cold. But it was still good either way! /she exclaimed, climbing out of her seat and stepped out into the street where she stretched her arms high up on the air. she met his gaze, an easy smile spreading across her face; we can if you're hungry! I think I can hold off for another thirty, but I know I'll have more energy after I've eaten. I say this but there are times where I've fallen victim to a food coma aha
kth: I'm the most indecisive person ever. You'll find that out soon enough the more we hang out. /he worried his lower lip between his teeth; a quick look around wouldn't hurt, right? He doubted they'd take more than fifteen minutes to explore their surroundings- We can have a look around, yeah? That way I can think about what kind of tacos I feel like eating. I'm sure you don't want to sit there while I have a mini existential crisis. /they could go left, right, across the street, through the alleyway next to some random pet shop. The options were endless. Taehyung huffed, turning back to Rosé- I don't know where we should go...close your eyes! I'll spin you around and whatever direction you're pointing in when you say stop is where we'll go to be typical nineties babies. /he leaned forward to be at her eye level, playfully squinting- no peeking either, miss.
pcy: But we can't have twoooo indecisive people in the same place at the same time- we'll never get anything dooneee!! /she wailed, making a big show of it by resting a hand against her forehead in a dramatic fashion, the corners of her lips tugging upward some; mmm. I don't know about that- I'm sure the stages of a very distressed Taehyung would be quite entertaining if you ask me. Well- at least for me heh- /his idea didn't seem too terrible and she was about to open her mouth to speak again but couldn't make much of a sound, not when he was inches from her face, but she managed to mirror his action, playfully squinting at him in return; -oh don't worry. I've been told I play fair and follow directions very well. /and with that her eyelids fell shut; I'm ready! Don't spin me too fast-
kth: Too late! You're stuck with me. Maybe. I think. /Taehyung joked, chuckling at how cute her overzealous reactions were. He lolled his head to the, shrugging as he playfully pretended to think- Ah...well, maybe I'll have a mental breakdown just for you. For the bants, of course. All about the bants. /he stood up straight as she closed her eyes, carefully spinning her round and round by her shoulders. People passing by on the sidewalk spared curious glances but he paid them no mind even though the two of them attracting so much attention probably wasn't the smartest idea. He'd take his chances, though; it wasn't everyday you saw Kim Taehyung out in a hoodie, baseball cap, and jeans- Tell me if you feel sick so I can run a bit that way, hah-
pcy: Just for me? Pfft. What did I do to deserve such a generous reward? Save a million lives in my past life? /rosé bit her bottom lip in an attempt to suppress her laughter. man- how long has it been since she'd been able to act this carefree? she wouldn't be able to tell you, but she knew that she would be savoring this moment for as long as she could. he made good company and it was honestly nice forgetting about work related business that had been stressing her out lately; uh I don't think so- if I'm going down, /you're/ coming down with me Tae- I take no prisoners.
kth: That's fair. Though I'd like to think I have an advantage at the moment. You're going to be pretty dizzy, so making an escape will be easy. /he stopped briefly, grabbing her hand in order to twirl her around his finger- it'd be less likely for her to wander into the street this way and he didn't exactly want to be the reason for a blackpink member's hospitalization/ but seriously, I'm glad we're doing this now and not when you've just eaten. THAT, would not be a good idea. A disaster in the making. But hey, I'd hold your hair back for you.
pcy: Honestly, it feels like I'm doing some kind of perpetual dance than anything else. /she mumbled quietly, managing to chuckle some. there was no doubt about it eyes were on them and she half wondered if they should even be doing something like this. again- the last thing she wanted to do was find their names in the news the next morning, not that she would mind- it'd just be troubling for you and she didn't want you to get in trouble or anything because of her; how /generous/ of you... //and after awhile she finally stuck her index finger out, "accidentally" poking his chest; oh. it seems like I've hit an obstacle-
kth: Dang. I think this is the universe trying to tell us something, don't you? Maybe it's saying "make up your mind Kim Taehyung, what the hell", or maybe it's a sign that we should dance? For real. /he spun her around one last time, pulling her into a ballroom position/ But okay I suck at dancing so if I step on your foot I'm sorry. /he chuckled, leading her around on the pavement with random steps that made them look like they were stumbling around rather than what he (sort of) intended/ How do I do this for a living again? Huh.
pcy: /her eyelids fluttered open the second they assumed the classic ballroom position. Her big brown eyes widened in surprise, confusion written in them, but even so she did her best and tried to follow his lead; Yah- what kind of dancing is this even? /she asked through fits of laughter, eyes disappearing into crescents. So much for lying under the radar. Oh well; You know I was wondering the same, but I mean hey- if BigHit thinks you're a great dancer I don't think we should question him. You're a lovely dancer.
kth: At least I haven't stepped on you yet? Plus, we haven't fallen either. I'd call this a success but that's just me. /Taehyung began to dance with her properly, guiding her down the pavement until they reached the corner of the cross walk. Reluctantly he let her go, gaze trailing off to the unexplored territory of the neighborhood they were in. Apparently they were traveling this way, as fate would have it/ hey, that building had a mural on the side of it. We can go take our basic photos over there?
pcy: Key word there is /yet/- /she made sure to emphasize that to him, though she was simply teasing and meant no harm by it. After the last twirl, Rosé caught her balance, curious eyes scanning their surroundings and eventually set on that very mural that captured his interest; Not only are you a great dancer, you seem to have an eye for the arts- /she mused and skipped passed him over to that building she had been looking at; you know- I s never been great at the whole modeling thing- Jisoo and Jennie unnie always have me beat.. how should I pose for this one? Should I be obnoxious and hug the wall like this? /and she does exactly that, pressing her stomach against the wall, arms spread out like a freaking starfish;  cute, right?
kth: It's a recent interest, actually. As of late I've been hitting up as many art museums as I can. The one in Chicago is my favorite so far. Everything there is gorgeous. /he followed suit, laughing at her silly pose/ You know what? That's actually perfect. /in seconds his phone was in his hand and he was snapping pictures of Rosé left and right. His personal opinion was that she was the prettiest in the group, but of course felt it wasn't in his place to say/ wow, I'm spamming you with all these photos of yourself later. You're welcome!
pcy: /rosé was about to comment about his interest in art museums and her members was never really appreciative of stuff like this so it was nice being around someone who did. but before she could even deliver her words, her attention was fixated elsewhere, eyes growing wide in a mix of both surprise and horror he instant his camera flash went off; Yah- what are you doing? Delete those this instant! /she's rushing toward him now and proceeded to make grabby hands for him- well, the phone in his hands, leaving a trail of laughter behind her while she's at it; You mustn't spoil the public with these rare photos Tae. No spamming. No nothing you hear?
kth: /he laughed loudly, wholeheartedly, raising his hands into the air in surrender/ Don't worry, these are for me. Not to be weird or anything- I just like the memories. They're actually cute. Here, take a look. /he held out his phone to Rosé, encouraging her to take the device and flip through his photo gallery/ I kind of feel like I should post something of me to the BTS twitter, but at the same time I don't want to ruin anything or make a mistake. /having a career in a field he loved was everything to him, but the tight restrictions did get irritating. He'd love to share their adventures with the world, but that'd have to wait until another time when it wouldn't potentially ruin their careers/
pcy: /she stood flat on her feet again, calming down some after seeing just how harmless he looked. rosé looked up at him with those big brown eyes of hers, lips forming into a small little pout; I don't think posting anything of you running around town would raise any suspicions. I'll even take the photo for you! Just- don't accidentally upload a photo of me by mistake.. that- might earn me a few antis, nbd. Aha. /she bit her bottom lip in thought for a moment before speaking up again; I probably won't upload anything remotely similar to yours, but I'll upload something to the blackpink Instagram, just show that I'm still alive and hey- my fans know I'm artsy fartsy anyways so I doubt they'd put two and two together. It'll be our little secret! /she chirped, giving his arm a little nudge, playful grin spreading across her face. That's if he wanted to. The pictures he'd taken of her weren't all that bad and he actually surprised her with how well she was photographed too, the light hitting her face just right. Not too much sky, not too much ground, just right; Guard these with your life. I trust you-
kth: These will be my new prized possession. A Kim Taehyung exclusive. They won't see the light of day, trust me. /he raised his left hand, the supposedly giant iPhone 7 plus looking tiny with his fingers wrapped around it, his right hand making an 'X' over his heart to nonverbally reinforce his promise of secrecy/ I'm sure I'm just overthinking things. I'm used to not even looking at people a certain way because fans will come up with countless theories out of thin air. /he laughed a bit, rubbing his nape with his free hand/ c'mon. Let's you and me take a quick photo, yeah? Just because I don't want the world to remember this doesn't mean I don't want to. /the offer was good willed and genuine, but he wouldn't be shocked if she said no. Having something like that could end in disaster; you could ruin your reputation with one wrong 'select' but he had faith in himself to not completely fuck up/
pcy: Pfft. New prized possession.. Taehyung puhleaaaseee.. /she repeated with a playful roll of her eyes. There was no hiding the amusement in her voice. It was there and it honestly  didn't surprise her when he confessed the tricks he had to learn to protect himself from weird rumors. She couldn't blame him- hell she'd even do the same if she were ever in his position; Geez. How terrible. Sometimes I wish reporters, netizens- would all understand that we're just normal people with basic needs, trying to make money to survive. But nah- privacy isn't in their vocabulary when it comes to us.. /she mumbled softly whilst shuffling closer to him. Rosé casually wrapped her arms around his waist in a side hug and moved where it seemed most natural before turning to look up at him; I'll help you burn these clothes later- /'ah- wait.' It took her half a second too late to realize the words that slipped passed her lips came out sounding a lot more suggestive than she had interested and she could feel her face growing warm at the sudden realization; -that came out wrong. I was referring to cooties- mine. My germs. Okay- i think it would be best if i just stopped talking. /Rosé coughed awkwardly and looked up toward the sky, anywhere but into his eyes. 'GG CHAE. GG.;'
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OH MY GOD
I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED SUNSHINE ANON'S LAST ASK I WANNA CHOKE MYSELF WJDJWICHWJDM
sunshine anon i am so sorry :( but at least i screenshotted (?? is this right?) it before i deleted it. i was answering you but i forgot what i was talking about on my last answer, so i saved it as a draft and then tried to remember what it was, but tumblr still has many bugs on my device so when i entered the "sunshine anon 💘" tag and my answer (the one i was writing) appeared i thought i had "answered" you already, so i deleted the answer but your ask was gone as well 😔 im so so soooo sorry for it i really didn't mean to delete your ask but since i screenshotted (??¿) it before let's just let this pass lol
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HERE IT IS AAAAA
this will be E X T R A long and im so sorry for that, really TT i hope im not a burden to you aaa
okay so let's pretend this part ahead (except the ask for obvious reasons?? lol) doesn't exist. thank you
"BIPPIDY-BOBBIDY-BABY" OH MY GOD WJFJWJDJSJ YOU REALLY ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING ON EARTH AND I JUST ???? HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS CUTEEEE
ummm im fine i think? or getting fine, idk exactly. today was the weirdest day ever omg and of course! you always make me feel better 💕
it's so strange to live the same day everyday :( aaaand about that ... i really don't know exactly where i should start.
so, on that day, i didn't say more than 10 words at school, because i don't really have friends and i felt like i was being ignored by the entire world ?? and, later, during school break, my ex came to me and told me some things and then asked me to come back to her. she told me that she really does love me, and that after i had to break up with her she just couldn't stop crying, which is something she had never done for anyone before. or at least it's what she told me :') i can't tell exactly if what she was saying was the truth or not, because i was with her through so many crazy things and i can say: she lies sometimes just to convince people. sometimes it's really necessary (so that nothing bad will happen to that someone or etc), other times she just does. and i am almost sure that she told me these things just to get me back. idk, something just tells me that this seems a bit off and skeptical. plus, i don't think i want to come back with her, because of those lots of homophobic things *only* my mom told me on that day she came over, and i don't really want to hear what my dad, who's a lot moodier than my mom, has to say. neither my brother or my schizophrenic aunt who lives with us. i actually am the most open-minded person here in this house, if not the only one. i am broke enough after everything my mom said and she is still the only one who talked to me about it. anyways, i am worried about what they can tell her, what they can do to her, and what they can do to me, as their daughter. i am just so worried and anxious i can barely talk to her like i did before, and this is making me even more anxious because i feel that i am making her feel worse everyday and i can't help but blame myself and continue avoiding her thinking she deserves something better than this. i am a total mess, i'm sorry :(
yeah, i am okay, i just feel really bad for her. i hope you're okay as well btw! 💕
oH that's really cool! i'm currently trying to get more into ateez and the boyz as well. they are sooo talented and seem sympathetic, i like them 💗
oh, my day... as i said before, it was a pretty weird. but it's okay, i'll say what happened today ❤️
i was kinda quiet during the beginning of our classes, until our break. i met with some of my friends from another class, and i haven't talked to them in what seems like years omg. it was great and i was finally saying things other than "present", "okay" and answering our teacher's questions. bur then we had to leave again since we're all in different classes. and when it was over and i was at my class already, my ex came and she gave me some sweets. it was kinda awkward tho, but it's okay. and after that, when i was picking my material from my backpack again, i realized a girl who sits close to me had a jungkook picture on her phone case. i just went to her and said something like "..... is that jungkook" and she said "yES" and we became friends lmaoooo
moving on to when we were leaving school,my ex told me that she would be alone at home and asked me if she could come over, so that the shouldn't be alone and would have someone to be with and etcetera. i said okay, b u t there's the thing. i had decided to go mcdonald's with some other friends and my brother and i totally forgot that. (here's what we did: we went to mcdonald's some hours before my singing classes and when it was time for me to go me and my brother would leave the remaining boys decided what they would like to do after it.) aaaaand to make everything even worse, i can't contact her. she doesn't have a cellphone, neither telephone at home and i don't have any near relative's number as well. and i just remembered of her when i was heading to mcdonald's already. :(
it was pretty fun tho, we recorded some random things, we were kidding a lot, joking at many things and... IT WAS SOOOO HOT 😞 AND SUNNYYY I EVEN TOOK THIS PHOTO WHEN WE WERE THERE AHDHSJDJX
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i really liked this photo btw c:
after my singing class i can stay a bit longer (long story and this is long enough lol) so i decided to record some videos/audios (they're actually videos but the screen is just dark and there's only me singing so idk what to call that) and after i was done the both of us left and we were just talking about some random things and deciding if we would buy some sweets to eat or not. in the end we actually didn't, because in front of a store (I don't know the word in English and i can't find anything... my battery is running low so i don't have much time to search, but it's a place that they sell things for your living room, your bedroom, decorations... things such as sofas, beds and etc) we almost got assaulted by two boys near my age. we are fine, they couldn't get anything, but we're traumatized, specially my brother who was assaulted before. we entered that store to sit and rest for a while and we called our parents. my dad came to get us home along with my other aunt who lives in front of our house. when we got home i uploaded those videos on twitter and i tried to calm my brother. after that, nothing extraordinary. but still, today was definitely crazy.
anyways... how about you? how's life going? and how was/is your day going?
thank you for making me happy once again, angel. i love you i💕
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Friends Forever Interactive Cat Laser Toy Review
Are you looking for something to distract your cat while you do other important tasks? In these fast-paced times where we’re always on the go, we need something to keep our cats busy while we are not there to play with them. The best toys for cats who stay indoors, like the one in our Friends Forever Interactive Cat Laser Toy review, is a toy that you can just leave for your cat to play while you’re busy doing something else.
Things To Consider Before Buying A Laser Cat Toy
Buying for our pets is always a hit and miss. We buy something that we think our cats would like and sometimes just end up in the storage room only to be played with twice and then forgotten. Before we actually purchase a toy for our cats at home there are some things that we should consider to make sure those toys are to be put to proper use.
Safety
As pet owners, we should always put the safety of our cats as our top priority. We have to make sure that there is nothing about the toy that can harm them. Whether it be falling on them, something they can swallow, or anything else that would make you rush t the emergency room.
Unique Design
Today, we see a lot of things that are the same, the only differences that we see are the prices at first glance. We must take some time to check what other features a toy can give us. Sometimes it’s just straight forward like a fishing rod toy you can entertain them for hours. However, there are some electronic toys that offer more than just your normal toy. In these cases, we have to know what they can offer to keep our cats entertained.
Entertainment
Talking about keeping our cats entertained, cats are easy to please, most of the time. Laser Cat Toys give your furry friend endless amounts of entertainment and fun. Just press a button and watch your kitty try to catch the red dot that zooms around in the living room. It’s a whole lot of excitement for him and even for you as well.
Friends Forever Interactive Cat Laser Toy Overview
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The Friends Forever Interactive Laser Cat Toy is the newest and most popular cat toy in the market today. That’s why I decided to write this Friends Forever Interactive Cat Laser Toy Review. The laser cat toy is constructed like a cone with a diamond top where the laser is housed. It has a big sturdy base that will not topple over easily. Additionally, it is perfect for self-play of cats and they are entertained for hours. It is randomizing its pattern so your cat’s natural instinct will be tested and improved. It is powered via AA batteries (not included) so you can take it anywhere you want even when traveling with your furry friend. The way this toy is shaped, it gives your cat a larger playing area than other toys out there.
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Quick Glance
What’s Good
Big sturdy base
Lightweight and portable
3 modes of randomized play
It is heaps of fun
What’s Bad
Not the cheapest toy you can find
Some people find that it is not random enough for the cat
Narrow play area
Core Features
Sturdy Base
One that you might be worried about is that the cat will be toppling over the device while they’re playing. With the Friends Forever Interactive Laser Cat Toy, you need not worry because it has a base that can support heavy playing and will not be toppled over easily. This laser toy is built almost like a cone with a diamond top that houses the laser itself. Rest assured that your toy will be safe from any damage that might incur in the house.
Modes of Play
This laser cat toy has 3 different modes that are available for use at any time. You can choose from slow, fast, and random. The slow mode allows your cat to follow and chase the laser for relaxed play. The faster option gives your furry friend the thrill of the chase and speeds up for them to run around and try to get the laser pointed on the floor of your home. The random mode is when most cats go crazy because this completely randomizes where the laser is going to go. You nor your cat will be able to predict. It can go fast, then slow then fast again. This not only hones your cat’s natural instincts for hunting but also gives them good exercise throughout the day.
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Automatic Timer
With the three modes of play, it also has an automatic timer that completes a round of play in 15 mins. You can then choose a different mode for your cat to play or take some time to rest after chasing the light around for 15 mins. He can get some water to refresh himself and come back renewed and the fun can start again. However, this does run on batteries so better buy some while you’re out getting this amazing toy.
Health and Exercise
As said, this toy not only does it enhance and hone your cat’s natural instincts but also keeps your cat’s health in check. This is a good toy to use for exercise. They get so interested in trying to catch the laser light that they end up going around for 15 mins trying to get it and trap it. Although we know inevitably that they will not get it, they have no idea. So they can be playing for some time and little do they know that they are already exercising their body and keeping fit.
What Others Say About Friends Forever Interactive Cat Laser
We have scoured the net for some reviews about the Friends Forever Interactive Laser Cat Toy and here are some of that we found:
Barbi U likes the fact that the toy makes her life easier. Her cats get to play while she takes a break from work and from playing with them.
Michelle says that it is the best cat entertainment out there. She also loves the durability of the toy with it being dropped numerous times over 5 years. And it is only until then that they got a replacement because the cats love it so much.
Martini thinks that every cat owner should have this toy. His cat loves everything about this toy. The only downside for him is that he wishes the distance of the laser was a bit further.
Alternatives To The Friends Forever Cat Laser Toy
If the Friends Forever Interactive Laser Cat Toy is something that your cat will not love or you know that they will get bored easily with, here are a few options that can keep your cat active and interested.
Running Pet Cat Toy
The Running Pet Cat Toy enriches your cat’s mind and body. A moving electronic mouse goes around in four varying speeds: low, medium, high, and variable speeds. A toy that can keep your cat interested for hours on end. Not only can this Running Pet Cat Toy keep your cat’s mind going but also can get them physically active and get some exercise in. This toy also reacts to your cat’s touch. This is also battery operated much like our Friends Forever Laser Cat Toy. But people say that this is a must-have for every cat home.
Catit Senses 2.0 Food Tree
The Catit Senses 2.0 Food Tree prides itself with an improved design that promotes slow feeding with cats. The Senses 2.0 now has a narrower opening at the top to prohibit your furry friend from pawing the food at the opening. It has many sides to where your cat can try to paw out their food, thus feeding them slowly while engaging his mind at the same time. You can adjust the difficulty by rotating the middle disc to adjust the size of the opening. You can stimulate your furry friend’s mind in many different ways. Feeding them this way allows them to get a reward of some sort for solving a riddle.
Catit Hagen Treat Ball
The Catit Hagen Treat Ball combines a toy ball and a treat dispenser. You can fill the ball with treats in a bigger opening and they can come out in another opening which is smaller. This toy works like a screw to where your furry friend can paw and roll the ball around to try to get the treat to fall out from the toy ball. You can only open one hole at a time. You can also twist it to turn it into a regular ball for your cat to p[lay with. This is a puzzle ball that your cat can engage in and stimulate his mind. The treat ball comes in two colors: Blue and Pink.
Our Final Thoughts
I hope you enjoyed reading my Friends Forever Interactive Cat Laser Toy Review. Overall, the Friends Forever Interactive Laser Cat Toy would be an amazing addition to your cat’s toy collection. It will keep them running around for a period of time. It can keep your furry friend healthy and stimulated. If you have a kitty that loves lights and laser and are stimulated by it, this laser cat toy is perfect to purchase for your home. Watch and enjoy your cat trying endlessly to trap the light in their paws. It is a lot of fun for them and you as well.
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Sue & Ian's "Lawful" Williams Barn Wedding
Sue & Ian's "Lawful" Williams Barn Wedding
Of all the San Diego wedding DJs calling America’s finest city home, Sue & Ian chose me to DJ and MC their “lawful” Williams Barn wedding on Saturday, May 18, 2019. The following write-up is based on San Diego DJ Staci’s crazy organized & detailed outline for this Williams Barn wedding in San Marcos.
THE WILLIAMS BARN WEDDING CEREMONY
Prelude ➔ Classical, Piano, Vitamin String Quartet, Movie Scores
Processional groom then bride ➔ “Rhapsody in Blue,” Leonard Bernstein (play from beginning)
Recessional ➔ “Rhapsody in Blue,” Leonard Bernstein (cue to 10:10)
  (c) San Diego DJ Staci, the Track Star
THE COCKTAIL HOUR & DINNER MUSIC
While San Diego DJ Staci offers couples pre-set cocktail & dinner playlists to choose from, Sue & Ian opted to use DJ Staci’s “Ultimate Big Band/Old Jazz/Swing Wedding Cocktail Hour Playlist” plus hand-select some of their own background music for their Williams Barn wedding in San Marcos.
Cocktail/Dinner Music ➔ Big Band/Old Jazz/Swing, Reggae, Post Modern Jukebox, “Say Hey I Love You” Michael Franti, “Chains of Love” Erasure, “Blinded by Science” Thomas Dolby, “Groove is in the Heart,” Shoop – Salt N Pepa
  THE WILLIAMS BARN WEDDING RECEPTION
My Welcome ➔ “Good evening! Welcome to Sue & Ian’s wedding reception!!! I am the Master of Ceremonies, DJ Staci. Please take your seats so we can officially welcome our guests of honor. If you need to charge your devices, I do have a mini charging station up here including some universal chargers.”
“This afternoon I’m going to be sharing a lot of stories about Sue &  Ian with you. To get rolling, lets tackle the first ‘I love you.’ They were at an evening event at the San Diego Zoo. The zoo was all decorated with Christmas lights. A few days earlier, Sue had sent Ian a mooshy Cole Porter song…she had worried that it might have been too much. But, there in front of the flamingos, Ian told Sue that he loved her for the first time. She said she loved him too…awwww. Ladies & gentlemen, are you ready to welcome our guests of honor?”
Grand Entrance
➔ “Rhapsody in Blue,” Leonard Bernstein (cued to 11:15) ➔  “They met in January 2014 when Sue was a short-term legal intern for the Family Law Facilitators office, while Ian was working in the business office. She was intrigued at first sight and kept trying to figure out how to get him to talk to her. A year and a half later, after little success, Sue returned to that same office as a law clerk. She was secretly thrilled to see Ian was still working there…but she still had no success turning his head.”
“Fast forward to Sues first attorney job—and she returned as often as possible to the facilitators office where Ian worked to file paperwork. She would make any excuse to drop paperwork off in hopes of getting to see him. Finally, they started making small talk, and Sue got Ian to tell her a little about himself. Then, at a certain notorious north county legal community Christmas party, Sue ran into Ian  they haven’t stopped talking since!”
“Together they enjoy escape rooms, street fairs, movies at Cinepolis, Balboa Park, riding bikes, museums, road trips, geeking out over obscure legal things, antiquing, looking at homes for sale with no intention of actually buying them, concerts, and plays. They are planning a honeymoon to ahu. And, as you may have guessed…one of their first big dates was to a concert where Rhapsody in Blue  was performed! Ladies &  gentlemen, get on your feet to welcome–for the FIRST TIME EVER–Sue and Ian B—-!!!”
➔ First Dance ➔ The Way I Am – Ingrid Michaelson ➔ fade early: no ➔  “On April 6, 2018, at Vintana restaurant in Escondido, two people who are very skeptical about marriage—to say the least—were enjoying a lovely dinner. After dinner, Ian made a little speech to Sue…and got down on one knee to ask her a very important question. She was thrilled! We know how she answered because we are about to welcome Sue and Ian to the dance floor for their first dance as husband and wife.”
➔ Newlywed Brief Welcome/Thank You Speech ➔ yes
➔ Toasts ➔ pre-set champagne ➔ “Ladies & gentlemen, its time for the toasts. Please welcome our first speaker:”
➔ Father of the Groom, George
➔ Daughter of the Bride, Mad-ah-lynn
➔ Sister of the Bride, Kathy
➔ Sue’s father’s best friend, Carl…who was there when Sue’s parents first met
➔ Ian Parent Dance ➔ “At Last,” Etta James ➔ fade early: no ➔ “Ian says, ‘I admire my mom for her tenacity, high standards, and ethical integrity.’ Likewise, he remembers his dad throwing him across the pool when he was a little kid, screaming, ‘Its the Incredible Hulk!’ Ian remembers his dad bringing him to the office to play while he was working long hours. Now let’s welcome Ian & his mother, Ann, to the dance floor along with Sue & Ian’s dad, George.”
➔ Sue Family Dance ➔ “Moon River,” Andy Williams ➔ fade early: no ➔ “Neither of Sue’s parents are here with us today, but, in their honor, Sues children Alex, Robert, &  Mad-ah-lynn as well as her sister Kathy will honor their energy, humor, curiosity, and sense of the absurd with a special dance. On January 18, 1964, Sues parents danced to ‘Moon River’  at their wedding. Today we honor their song. This one is for Sue’s parents who loved adventures, laughter,  telling stories.”
➔ Group Photo on Dance Floor: yes
➔ Open Dancing
➔ Formal Cake Cutting ➔ Cake – “Love You Madly” ➔ “The newlyweds would like to present the first slice of wedding cake to friend of the family, Carl G.”
➔ Garter Removal ➔ “Brick House” – Commodores
➔ Garter Toss ➔ “Womanizer” – Britney Spears
➔ Bouquet Toss ➔ “Single Ladies” – Beyonce
➔ Longest Married Couple Dance ➔ “Stand By Me,” Ben E King
5:55 p.m ➔ Last Dance ➔ “You Sexy Thing” – Hot Chocolate
  SUE & IAN’S DANCE MUSIC RECIPE
Dance Music Rating ➔ PG-13 (like radio edits of songs)
Priority During Dancing ➔ maximum dancing/use my expertise to read the crowd
Dance Songs Should Be ➔ reasonable amount of each song played before mixing out = more dance songs total for the night, more & fancy DJ mixing fun
Play A Lot ➔ Top 40/Pop, Motown/Funk, Electronic Dance Music/Daft Punk, 2000s
Play A Few ➔ Disco, 80s, 90s, Rap, Slow Dances (1. Dream a Little Dream of Me, Mama Cass)
  (c) San Diego DJ Staci, the Track Star
  ♥ M U S T – P L A Y S ♥
1. “Creep” (Radiohead cover), Post Modern Jukebox, 2. Uptown Funk – Bruno Mars, 3. Im Sexy & I Know It – LMFAO, 4. Cheap Thrills – Sia, 5. Gold Digger – Kanye West, 6. Wobble, 7. Blurred Lines – Robin Thicke, 8. Cant Stop the Feeling – Justin Timberlake, 9. Mambo No. 5 – Lou Bega, 10. I Gotta Feeling – Black Eyed Peas, 11. Lets Get it Started – Black Eyed Peas, 12. Happy – Pharrell Williams, 13. Thrift Shop – Macklemore, 14. Turn Down for What – DJ Snake
♥ P L A Y    I F    Y O U    C A N ♥
15. Weapon of Choice – Fatboy Slim, 16. Lose Yourself to Dance – Daft Punk, 17. Thats Not My Name – Ting Tings, 18. Bad Touch – Bloodhound Gang, 19. Milkshake – Kelis, 20. Brick House – Commodores, 21. Rock Lobster – B52s, 22. Under Pressure – David Bowie, 23. Pen Pineapple Apple Pen by Pikotaro small clip, 24. Kiss – Tom Jones, 25. Thats What I Like About You – The Romantics, 26. Jump Around – House of Pain, 27. Tricky – Run DMC, 28. Push It – Salt & Pepa
♥ D O   N O T   P L A Y S ♥
Tween/Children & Africa, Michael Jackson, Beach Boys
  WILLIAMS BARN WEDDING FLOOR PLAN
SAN DIEGO WEDDING VENDOR LIST
Here is the amazing team of San Diego wedding vendors I had the pleasure of working with on this William Barn wedding in San Marcos:
Venue Contact ➔ Williams Barn
Catering ➔ Costco/DIY
DJ/MC/Photo Booth/Lighting ➔ DJ Staci, the Track Star
Photographer ➔ Brett Alan Photography
Officiant ➔ Hon. Michael Washington
Cake Bakery ➔ Cute Cakes
Florist ➔ Suzy Long
  Again, I was honored to be the one and only San Diego wedding DJ Sue & Ian trusted with their Williams Barn wedding. Thank you!
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Olive & June’s Sarah Gibson Tuttle Wants to Bring Back the At-Home Manicure
Sarah Gibson Tuttle thinks it’s high time women embrace the at-home mani. As the founder of ultra-popular L.A. based nail chain Olive & June, that may seem like a counterintuitive goal, but Gibson Tuttle has her sights on bigger things: namely, changing the face of the nail industry. She took a year off working in the salon to devote all of her energy to digging into what was missing from the puzzle of the at-home manicure.
This week, the brand launched their first-ever polish collection, complete with an array of “seven-free”—that is, free of notorious nail polish chemicals including toluene, formaldehyde, formaldehyde resin, dibutyl phthalate (DBP), camphor, ethyl tosylamide and xylene—pastel-leaning neutrals, and one game-changing device. The Poppy is a universal handle designed to fit on top of any nail polish bottle, using ergonomic design to help stabilize your painting hand. In other words, it’s the solution to the awkward and oft-frustrating shakes that result from trying to paint your nails using your non-dominant hand, resulting in a smooth nail polish application and fewer smudging incidents.
We spoke with Gibson Tuttle to find out where the nail industry is at right now, where it’s heading and how we can all get on the at-home mani train.
What inspired you to create this line of products?
In 2017, after we had three of our salons open, we were getting a ton of inbound interest from investors and franchisees, so we did a deep dive in the industry to figure out what the best way to deliver Olive & June’s happiness to everyone would be and what we learned was pretty surprising. Women on the coast were participating in nails 40 times a year, mostly at a salon, and the price of their manicure was about $12 to $14. Women outside of L.A., San Francisco and New York were participating in nails six times a year and their average price of a manicure was $25. We figured out that women weren’t really able to participate in nails as frequently as they might want to, and they felt that it was near-impossible to paint their own nails. Then at the same time, we saw the boom of everything moving to at-home, from Netflix instead of going to the movies, to make-your-own-meal services, to everything in skincare and obviously makeup. But nails was not participating in the category. 90% of the nail industry is in service. You have 10% of the industry at home, whereas makeup is 99% at-home. We had this lightbulb moment where we really felt it was important to give every woman everywhere a routine and in essence, teach them how to do their own nails.
How did you come up with the Poppy?
Every time I was using a different handle [at home], my hand was smushed, it felt like I didn’t have enough grip and I was shaking. When I went to the brush designers, I said, my hand shakes when I paint with the non-dominant [hand], it’s not comfortable. And I don’t want to mess up my nails, because once I’ve actually gotten my nails painted, I don’t want to mess them up again. I want something I can squeeze really hard without messing up my nails. Once we figured out a shape that was ergonomic and stabilizing, then it was, “How big is it? How small is it? How soft is it? How stiff is it?” The brush matters so much. So it became iterations on the shape itself. The other thing that we were considering was that I know women everywhere have many polish bottles at home, so how do we create something that’s universal, that goes on top of every nail polish bottle? That was a huge consideration for us. It’s sold separately for that very reason. I want women to get empowered to start doing this themselves. And how do we democratize that salon manicure? We lean into what you already have.
What are the main pain points of at-home manicures?
The number one issue was painting with your non-dominant hand, over and over and over again. The second biggest issue was cuticles. Everyone was like, “sure, I’ll learn how to paint but what do I do with my cuticles?” Which is something we’re tackling with our next product coming out in April. Also, there were quick dry issues. We know that it takes a minute for polish to dry, even if it’s quick dry, so we wanted to create a habit or a routine out of it. Some of the other pain points were shaping, which we get a lot of. We’re launching Olive University on our site, Olive U. With hair and makeup, there’s different skin tones and textures but with nails, it’s much more straight-forward. It’s like, 30 things people want to know, and it’s the same questions over and over and over. It’s interesting that no one’s tried to solve it. When you look at the industry, it’s mostly made up of service. You mostly have brands that you use in service and then you have manicurists. But with the at-home piece, people are just starving for information. The few tutorials [on YouTube] that are good have millions of views for a reason, because people are really just looking for information.
It does seem like people who get their nails done at salons regularly don’t try it for themselves at home.
They truly don’t believe they can. They truly believe it’s near-impossible. The thing about it is that nails is the cheapest way to change your look. It’s the least expensive way to be in beauty, and it’s the category that we’re most excited about as little girls. The women who learned how to paint when they were teenagers totally feel differently about the category. They feel like they can do it better than a manicurist, even. There is a salon market, and we love the salon market. We love our clients. But there is a demand that is not being met by the salon market and would never be met by the salon market. There is so much more demand than the salon market ever can satisfy. You have these women who are six times a year [at a salon] and they want their nails done 52 weeks a year. If women knew how to do this like they do hair and makeup, their experience would be so different. But no one’s ever leaned into teaching them.
Why did you decide to go with pastels?
We looked at what our in-salon clients love colour-wise and also what they cared about. They cared about no-chipping but also the ingredients, so how do you find that point of being as clean as possible while being as effective as possible? That was the seven-free formula. It’s longer-lasting with a base coat embedded in the colour. We look at them as new neutrals. Our clients and followers love something they can wear to any event, that they can wear to work and feel really comfortable [in], even a light blue that’s subtle enough. But they also can wear it out with their friends on a fun weekend to Coachella. We wanted to find shades that weren’t currently on the market. When we looked at what was popular at salons, we tried to find the holes. Like, a blue that has a ton of white in it so it feels like a neutral but it’s not this shade of nude.
What brush size did you find most effective, after all that testing?
We went in the middle, because some of the too-wide brushes are really hard for women with tiny nails, and we have a few people in our office who were very frequently outspoken about something that would be too wide, which I loved. I look to not only our company but also our community. We asked a ton of questions—what were people’s favourite brushes, what were their least favourite brushes, explain to us why it makes you feel good—and we found something in the middle. We have a flat brush that’s rounded at the bottom that leans a little more towards that wide brush while not being too wide, so that in one to three swipes (depending on the size of your nail) it works for you. But we cut it down a bit. We had a wide brush that I loved but it overwhelmed a smaller nail-bed, and we obviously didn’t want to do that. That was one of our last-minute changes that I think our team wanted to kill me on. But we really will not put out a product until we’re all really excited about it.
Any tricks for painting nails using your non-dominant hand? 
I think the only thing I would say, if you’re not using the Poppy, is to find a bottle of polish that has a brush that is helping you not, hurting you. We probably tested about 100 brushes. Very few brushes actually help assist you. These polish bottles are essentially a pro product being delivered to the consumer, so you have to look for a bottle and a shape of a brush that is helping you paint versus you having to manipulate the brush.
Any major nail trends for 2019?
I think neons are going to be king all year. I’m sad that we’re just launching our first collection because had I had a bunch of collections out, I definitely would have released neons. I was this close to buying a neon yellow sweatshirt this weekend, which at 38 is pretty surprising. I think a lot of colours are becoming more mainstream and a lot of fun and I think with nails, it’s becoming easier for people to rock whatever they want and for that to be normal, versus a wild and crazy mani that you can’t wear to work. I think you’re going to continue to see the trend of more rounded nails. Women are loving that feminine shape. Nail art-wise, other than New York, I think it’s a lot of fun and people are loving it. We continue to see evil eyes being one of the absolute most popular manis in our salon. I just saw a neon mani with evil eyes the other day and I was like, “of course.”
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The Many Gadgets Available To Compliment Both Him And Her
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The Many Gadgets Available To Compliment Both Him And Her
There are quite literally thousands upon thousands of cool gadgets out there for you to buy and use in your everyday life that will make tasks in your daily life more simpler.
Although most of these products are really gadgets that cater mainly towards men. There are quite a number of gadgets that are aimed particularly at women also. Of course most gadgets that are available offer something for both men and women to use.
Nearly every single area of your existence involves you using any one of these electronic gadgets which can conveniently be purchased from the local gadget shop. You will see advertising every day for the latest gadgets which will wow you with the coolest gadgets available for you to purchase. A whole array of awesome gadgets are just a credit card transaction away and you can get your hands on some of the coolest tech gadgets around.
Men tend to go for those geeky gadgets whether they be the latest gaming gadgets or those must have car gadgets, there really is some cool gadgets for men. The amount of boy gadgets out there are astonishing and you can find electronic gadgets that will suit all occasions for example camping gadgets or maybe some kind of beer gadgets.
All this men talk doesn’t mean there isn’t some amazing gadgets for women that particularly cater for the female persona. There are loads of kitchen gadgets that help with the cooking, washing up and the cleaning of clothes. You will find quite a few baby gadgets that will cater for mothers caring for their new born baby.
There are also lots of cool gadgets for kids whether they be gadgets for girls or gadgets for boys, many crazy gadgets have been made available to help keep your kids entertained for hours. Your pets are not without their fair share of gadgets either, there are plenty of dog gadgets out there and can be some of the funniest gadgets around.
Gadgets for Him
As mentioned before there are more than enough men’s gadgets out there that can cater purely for the tastes of men (even though women will tend to use them also) and there really are some cool gadgets for guys out there. Boys gadgets are also available and can give a youngster hours of entertainment and in some cases pretty decent outdoor gadgets also.
Car Gadgets
There are lots of cool car gadgets for men to furnish their cars with and these can range from weird gadgets like the Alcosense breathalyser which helps to determine whether you fit enough to drive after a little drink to a premium Satnav that aids in navigation when going on days out in the car giving all the latest traffic reports and road information. Most cars nowadays have some sort of keychain gadgets that locks and unlocks a car through central locking at a press of a button. Even motorcycles get their own gadgets with a whole range of digital speedometers to coolly look at how fast you are going, Bluetooth motorcycle helmet interphones to use your mobile phone whilst riding your motorbike or LED spotlights which help you see when riding around on the those long dark nights.
Gaming Gadgets
The gaming gadgets are some of the real must have gadgets for men and offer up some of the most geek gadgets you can possibly find. Some of these can be gaming controllers for consoles to help with furious game play. And can even be the gaming consoles themselves such as the PlayStation 4, Xbox One or Wii U for example. There are even handheld gaming gadgets that allow players to enjoy their games while on the move such as the PS Vita or a 3DS. multiplayer games such as Halo or Call of Duty. You can also get gaming keyboards and mice to help give those game playing experiences a more professional appeal. Other PC gadgets include surround sound speakers, flight joysticks for flying games and even USB gadgets such as external storage devices and hubs to conveniently connect other devices to the personal computer or laptop.
You even get a whole host of Wi-Fi gadgets for your PC or laptop such a wireless keyboards and mice or wireless speakers. The internet can be connected wireless with a broadband router which also allows other computers in the building to communicate and share files with each other.
Garden Gadgets
Not all gadgets have to be some kind of electronic gadget for them to be entered into the category gadget. There quite a number of garden gadgets that you wouldn’t really think were gadgets such as a bird feeder or wheelbarrow, but these are very handy gadgets to own when out gardening. Of cause the garden has its fair share of great gadgets including lawnmowers for cutting the lawn, hedge trimmers to create stylish hedges to impress the neighbours, water sprinklers to keep the lawn and vegetable patch adequately watered or some kind of solar lighting that lights up the night sky when enjoying the garden at dusk. There are also grill gadgets available that will make any barbecuing event run smoothly and without a hitch.
Camping Gadgets
Yes there are even gadgets available when you take a much needed break and decide to live under a piece of canvas for a week or two in the countryside. Must have gadgets such as a camping stove or mini grill are useful gadgets to have when preparing food in the open air. People can’t be without their mobile gadgets even when on vacation and so a portable battery pack for recharging power will come in handy. Even a whistle key finder can be useful especially when walking around in camping sites where the chance of losing your car or house keys are greatly increased.
Fishing Gadgets
Even the peaceful pass-time of fishing has its use of gadgets to help land those prized specimens of fish. Bite alarms have allowed anglers to fish with more than one rod and you can quite often see fisherman with two or three rods sitting on rod rests with bite alarms fitted. There are even fish finders to help anglers find the location of fish underwater, especially when they are boat fishing on the large lake somewhere. Fishing has all kinds of clever gadgets for helping to dislodge hooks from fish or actually help land those much bigger specimens and these fishing gadgets come in all sorts of wonderful shapes and sizes.
Flying gadgets
Now these are some of the latest technology gadgets and can be enjoyed by anyone, although men and boys tend to favour these gadgets the most. These really are cool gadgets to buy and can be some of the most expensive gadgets around. The futuristic gadgets include radio controlled helicopters, biplanes, blimps and more bizarrely flying saucers. These pieces of kits are amongst the most enjoyable and best gadgets for anyone to have in their gadget collection. Although learning to fly these sorts of gadgetry has a steep learning curve and only really suit the extreme hobbyist who has time to practice with these modern gadgets.
Gadgets for Her
The range of gadgets for her is considerably smaller than it is for men, but both girls and women enjoy using the same types of gadgets that men and boys do. Many gadgets for females center on household gadgets such as the various kitchen gadgets that are available. I don’t want to pigeonhole woman as the stereotypical homemaker because a lot of new age men do house chores as well. But the majority of women still tend to do the majority of the housework and so these types of kitchen gadget are mainly aimed at them. Many gadgets for girls are also being enjoyed by boys so a lot of these gadget categories do cross over.
Kitchen Gadgets
The devices you find around the average kitchen are some of the most unique gadgets invented, and are the most popular home gadgets that people add to the collection of kitchen technology. Doing household chores has become a whole lot easier thanks to many of the wonderful gadgets. Be it washing the dishes with a top of the range dishwasher, cleaning the wooden or marbled floor with a steam mop or even washing and drying clothes with a washing machine and dryer combo there really are some cool kitchen gadgets.
When preparing and cooking food there is a whole range of cooking gadgets to help with this time consuming task, such as food mixers to neatly chop food down to suitable size for cooking, steam cookers so meat and vegetables can be cooked slowly and gives them a more tasty and melt in the mouth texture. Bread toasters are a convenient way to make some toast for breakfast or a quick snack during the day and can even toast crumpets that are equally delicious.
Microwaves have made cooking food much quicker and convenient though the types of food cooked in microwaves tend not to be of a very healthy quality. An even more unhealthy option for a kitchen gadget would be a steam deep fat fryers that allows you to cook chips or chicken drumsticks and food of that type. A healthier option is to use a Smoothie maker to mix fresh fruit or vegetable drinks to give your body that much vitamin and mineral boost.
You really can find some unique kitchen gadgets in most standard kitchens and can even find the odd unusual kitchen gadget such as the electronic tin opener. The various coffee gadgets available can also help you make the perfect cup of coffee when needed. There are many must have kitchen gadgets and no modern kitchen can do without them. Imagine how hectic and inconvenient life would be if you didn’t have the time saving devices around the home, that leads to healthy work and life balance most people enjoy today.
Baby Gadgets
Although there isn’t a great deal of gadgets for babies there are still a few that mothers find useful when nurturing their new born. Baby monitors are the kind of gadgets that have become invaluable to mothers, with the ability to hear everything the baby is doing while being in another room of the house. Mobiles are a fun gadget that keeps a baby both calm and entertained for hours while they are lying in their cot.
Night lights are another gadget that are useful with babies especially when having to get up in the middle of the night to feed or change the baby. Baby car seats are another useful gadget to have thanks to them helping to keep the baby safe and secure in the car while travelling to the shop or the nursery. Even electronic learning games are some useful baby gadgets that help to educate your baby with entertaining sounds and things to touch and rattle with their hands.
Gadgets Galore
There really are tonnes and tonnes of gadgets available to buy in the marketplace and no matter what you are currently doing in your life, there will always be some kind of cool gadget to help make your task a simpler one. Whether it be bathroom gadgets, camera gadgets, fitness gadgets, music gadgets, office gadgets or even party gadgets you are going to find some kind of gadget tech that suits your needs.
One thing you can assure with any gadget is that once it is part of your life it will most certainly be the part of someone else’s life. Take for instance the phone gadgets that are now available and literally littering the planet. These mobile gadgets at the start of this century were simple monochrome phone and texting devices.
Now they are Smartphone’s that have the ability to not only make phone calls and text messages, but also have the ability to play games, take photos, store and play music, and connect to the internet through a 4G connection. Who in this modern world could now ever live without their mobile gadget? These gadgets hold everybody’s important social contacts, photos, music and personal details and the owner would certainly be lost without this technology.
Not all gadgets have to be completely functional in everyday life. In fact some gadgets can be used for special occasions such as the many Christmas gadgets or party gadgets enjoyed at various times of the year. Some gadgets can even be for decoration or to show a particular dedication to a personal such as Star Wars gadgets like the light sabre, which any avid Star Wars fan would love to own.
I for one really love getting my hands on the newest gadgets and just love to scour the internet to buy my gadgets online. I like reading about not only the latest technology gadgets but also news on future gadgets and relish seeing which upcoming gadgets I will be interested in purchasing.
Gadget Insurance
Now with this talk of owning all these amazing gadgets I have to write about the security of those aforementioned gadgets. All this gadget technology is quite an expensive part of consumer purchasing and having some kind of insurance on these gadgets can be very beneficial. Take for instance owning the iPhone and imagine if you lost or damaged this device, the cost of replacing this device would be expensive.
This is where gadget insurance can be helpful when wanting to insure an expensive mobile phone for accidental damage, losing the device somewhere, liquid damage when taking it outside and even in the event of theft. Lots of these Gadget insurance companies have appeared online and offer a wide range of cover for a modest monthly fee.
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This story begins on March 31, 2016 with an email.
Dear Jake Bostwick,
Congratulations! You have reason to celebrate as you are an officially registered participant in the 41st Marine Corps Marathon (MCM) to be held on Sunday, October 30, 2016 in Arlington, VA.
The MCM wishes you great success in your training. Thank you for your interest and enthusiasm for running “The People’s Marathon!”
Semper Fidelis, 
Marine Corps Marathon 
30,000 runners would be staging the start line and because I was chosen through a digital lottery system, I would be one of them. Thus started the seven month process of booking hotel rooms, buying airline tickets, running, deciding what monuments and museums to visit, more running, and more running. Tagging along with me on this trip would be my parents and my then girlfriend, Rachel. 
Sunday October 30, 2016. 4:30 AM
Race mornings are unique. The mix of emotions would make for one crazy emotional smoothie roller coaster. You’re tired from the early 430 alarm, and the not being able to sleep from the night before. Your stomach hurts, either from being hungry or nerves, but usually both. There’s a since of doubt, thinking to yourself if I’m prepared for this race; have I done enough so I don’t kill myself out there. The anxiety knowing it’s finally race day but you still have a few more hours to go. And probably most importantly, the excitement. You finally get to partake in this 26.2 mile journey (especially this unique journey of getting to run by so much history) that you’ve been looking forward to for 7 months and it’s finally here.
To be honest, it’s stressful. I gotta make sure I eat early enough so that it’ll digest. I gotta get to the race with enough time to get through security and use the restroom and warm up and stretch and eat a little bit more and get in the corral and all the variables. But this morning I remember just being calm. This race I wasn’t going for any time goals or PR’s. I knew this race, this course, was going to be so memorable I almost could care less about the competition of the race or the need to do well. I never listen to music while I run so I hardly ever take my phone with me on runs and races. But knowing what I was about to experience, videos and pictures and taking it all in was my only concern this race.
The hotel food is spot on legit and this morning’s breakfast was no difference. Except the fact that it was full of runners all dressed up ready to go. Belly full, gear on, and bag packed, it was go time. The plan was Rachel and I would taxi to the Pentagon, which is where the runner’s village was, then once the race got underway she would meet up with the parents and they would meet me at various points throughout the race with extra fuel and liquid that I may need.
The taxi ride was harmless, traffic wasn’t too bad except for the dozens of charter buses. But we got to the Pentagon. So we started walking and eventually got to the security checkpoint, which was exactly what you’d expect security to be for the Marine Corp Marathon: marines! And lots of them. Between them and the police and other security it was definitely the safest place to be. We had gotten there early enough we hung out for away in the runner’s village, which was huge in itself being that it was one of the parking lots for the Pentagon. About 45 minutes to go I started making my way to the starting corral, which by the way was on a highway. They had shut down both directions of route 110 and opened it up for the sea of runners.
“The MCM start line is uniquely situated between the Pentagon and Arlington National Cemetery. The location offers a distinct reminder to runners that this is not just any marathon. Situated between those actively protecting our country and the fallen heroes, who for generations have given their lives for our freedom, runners immediately recognize the MCM’s 26.2 mile journey is about shared sacrifice. Everyone at this event has given something. The Marines and other members of the U.S. armed forces give of themselves in service to our country. The runners give themselves over to an active lifestyle, a commitment to physical fitness and a desire to achieve. Synchronized by the impeccable timing device attached to each runner’s bib, the MCM course pulses with the energy of give and take from these two contributing forces. Marines motivate runners. Runners gain the admiration of Marines. The result is a day of accomplishment, satisfaction and cherished memories.” -Marine Corp Marathon website
Walking down the highway towards the start is a surreal moment. It seemed loud from all the chatter of the runners and the multiple PA systems blasting loud pump music and the emcee giving out instructions and motivational talks, but quiet and calm too. You see the countdown timer and people retying shoes and syncing their GPS watches and doing some last minute warmup and stretches. Way up ahead I see the red and yellow inflatable start line you run under. There are crosses on my left from the cemetery that we had toured the day before. There’s already thousands of spectators with their home made signs and the news stations have their cameras all set up. The weather is perfect: cool, hardly no breeze, partially cloudy. This is one of my favorite parts of races, the calm and serenity before the gun goes off and the storm of the race begins. After the pre-race festivities of the national anthem, at 7:40 the boom of the M2A1 Howitzer, yes they use a real cannon to start the race, releases the wheelchair and hand cycle competitors. Now it was our turn.
15 minutes to go.
10 minutes. Retie shoes again for 4th time.
5 minutes. Make sure GPS watch is synced.
1 minute. High five random stranger
30 seconds. Hear a roar of an engine from behind me. Turn around and see the customary fly over by 2 Marine Osprey helicopters flying right over us and then…
BOOM
The Howitzers release us. Commence running.
 Sunday October 30, 2016. 7:55 am  
I was about a hundred yards from the start line so there wasn’t any movement for about 30 seconds. Then we started the penguin shuffle, which escalated into a walk, then a slow jog, then a few moments after the canon fired, my race started. At the beginning of each marathon I’ve done, the mood at the beginning when you get going is fun, with a little chaos. People are talking to each, dropping jokes like “Only 26 miles to go!, all while you’re trying to weave in and out of slower runners. For those of us that had run a marathon before, we knew the struggles and pain that would come at some point during the race. But for those first few miles, nobody, including myself, cared.
The race was a very flat course, except for the first 2 miles which were uphill. We all preferred a hilly beginning. With all the congestion, you really don’t get to your normal pace for a few miles until the race starts to spread out so it’s not like we were going to waste much more time or energy with these early hills.
The first few miles flew by. Running through city streets past businesses, the crowd support was already outstanding: loud and ruckus like a football or basketball game, except everyone was rooting for you. Between miles 3-4 we ran through an area with no buildings, no people, no cars, just a winding downhill road with very tall trees on both sides. A very peaceful section on the George Washington Memorial Parkway that ran parallel to the Potomac. Across the river I could see the tall steeple of the Georgetown University Library, and after crossing the Francis Scott Key Memorial Bridge between mile 4 and 5, we entered Georgetown. Some of the coolest little, old buildings were in this section, and the best smelling food. Along miles 6 and 7 we ran down a tree lined road and under some awesome historic stone covered bridges before making a U-turn to start heading back towards what I was most looking forward to seeing, DC monuments.
Mile 8 had us running right parallel with the Potomac River again on the right side, and the Watergate Hotel and the Kennedy Center on the left. Running under the Theodore Roosevelt Bridge we ran along the back side of the Lincoln Memorial, maybe a 100 yards away. I soon met up with Rachel and got some more fuel and liquid, best coach ever! After crossing Taft Bridge at mile 10, we entered the East Potomac Park area, and the Wear Blue Mile section.
The Wear Blue Mile lasts for a whole mile. And along both sides of the road are flags, volunteers holding flags, and pictures of fallen service members. A whole mile of fallen service members. I slowed down some so that I could try to see them all but there were so many of them. I recognized a few names like Pat Tillman and Michael Murphy but it was definitely the most memorable moment of the race for myself.
Miles 11-13 flew by and before I knew it I was already halfway there. And it was right around mile 13 that I could see the giant Washington monument and I knew more fun stuff was to come. We hopped onto Independence Avenue and got views of the Jefferson Memorial on the Tidal Basin, later passing by the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial and the FRD Memorial. Saw Rachel and the parents again and got more goodies from them. We then loop back along Independence Avenue on the side closest to the National Mall and saw the Korean and WWII Memorials. This area the crowds got even bigger and louder. Signs, air horns, banging sticks, they just kept going and going. Around mile 15.5 there it was, the Washington Monument. It was literally right there. Maybe a couple hundred feet away. I couldn’t help but slow down and look up at it. AND from a distance, the White House was in view. Pretty small, but in view.
The crazy thing about this race is the emotional and physical roller coaster it was playing on me. I had some inspiration and a high running through Blue Mile, then a bit of a low through miles 12-13. Then a huge high once we got into the heart of DC. Seeing all the monuments and history definitely helped masked the pain and fatigue. After seeing the Washington we entered the National Mall which lead straight to The Capitol.  Now the National Mall is long, really really long. It’s slightly over a mile long, one way. And we had done 16 already. But the high continued. Seeing all the cool museums like the Smithsonian, National Gallery of Art, and the National Museum of Natural History continued to help mask the fatigue. All while the Capitol kept getting bigger and bigger. And then there she was. Running on 1st St she was right there. Bigger and cooler than I ever expected. America happens there. And I’m running right by it. Thus began another mile run on the opposite side of the mall with views of the Air and Space Museum, Smithsonian Castle, and the historic carousel. I met up with the family around mile 18 for more fuel. I knew I was starting to ware down so arranged one more meeting point down the line, which will end up being a great idea.
Finally leaving the National Mall section, we passed the National Holocaust Museum on our way back to Virginia. We hopped onto I395, another highway they had shut down for the race, and continued on crossing over the Potomac one last time. And then the adrenaline and the high from the past 5 miles went bye bye. Hitting mile 19 was hard, no monuments, very little crowd support, the gut check started to kick in. I got pass mile 20 and we entered into the Pentagon south parking lot. 10 kilometers to go and I was cramping. It was crazy to think this day had started on the other side of this ginormous building a few hours earlier.
Miles 21.5-23.5 went through Crystal City, which was a huge pick me up. The crowds got huge again, and their energy got me pumped up again. Plus the extra meeting with the family gave me enough to know I could finish the race. After the long down and back of Crystal City, we wound through the city before hopping on to Jefferson Davis Highway and running by the Pentagon again on the east side and coming out near where the Runner’s Village was from that morning. A little over a mile to go.
For the end of October and early November, Washington DC was unseasonably warm. Race day that morning it started out cool, but some 4 hours later the temperature had risen pretty well. And after running 25 miles, you’ll doing all you can to stay focused and trying to keep yourself from passing out. We hopped back onto the same highway we started on, and just in that stretch I saw 3 runner’s down with medical personnel trying to help them. I felt bad for them knowing we had a mile to go and their race was most likely over. That’s the hard part about marathoning, any plan and training you have can go out the window just like that. We all take that risk.
I kept trekking along. About a half mile to go the crowds started to grow. You start doing the self-motivation talking. “C’mon Jake, keep pushing”. “You’re almost there, gut it out”. They say the first half of a race is ran with your legs, the second half is ran with your heart. At the point of the race, those that really want it finish the race. The cemetery was back on my left again. We ran under the bridge where the start line was. I recognized the port-o-potty I used before the race. Such a surreal moment at this point of the race, usually don’t remember a whole bunch of it. I heard a man yell, “A quarter mile and two more turns and you’re done!” Just one lap around a standard track, and that’s it left. I saw turn one, and a steep hill straight up. What a cruel trick to play on us after running 26 miles! Then turn two. There it was, the finish line. With one last burst I heard the emcee yell over the speaker, “Jake Bostwick from Edmond, Oklahoma!”
And that’s all she wrote.
 Sunday October 30, 2016. 4.08:19 after the start
On February 19, 1945, 70000 marines invaded the island of Iwo Jima. After 36 days of fighting, nearly 7000 marines were killed. On February 23, 1945, five days after the invasions begin, Associated Press photographer Joe Rosenthal took a picture of six men, Cpl. Harlon Block, Navy Pharmacist’s Mate John Bradley, Cpl. Rene Gagnon, PFC Franklin Sousley, Sgt. Michael Strank, and Cpl. Ira Hayes. These six men planted the American flag on top of Mt. Suribachi, in return giving the world one of the most iconic pictures ever taken. On November 10, 1954, a statue sculpted by Felix W. de Weldon from the picture was dedicated by President Dwight D Eisenhower on the 179th anniversary of the US Marine Corps. Thus the Marine Corp Memorial was made. It is the largest bronze statue in the world, standing at close to 78 feet. The figures are 32 feet high and the canteen is said to be able to hold 32 quarts of water. There is flag at the top of the pole that flies at full mast 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. This was our finish line.
The steep hill one turn away from the finish line was a representation of our fight to climb the mountain, to climb our own Mt Suribachi to reach the finish line. I thought it was a very cool similarity of the battle they fought over 70 years ago and our battle we fought today.
It wasn’t my fastest or slowest marathon, but it was definitely the most memorable. Just as the marines had been manning all the aid stations, there were still more of them handing out medals. I retrieved mine, got my picture in front of the memorial, and thus proceeded to hobble along to find the family. 
Marathon number 7 was in the books.
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