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russelldworld · 2 years

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You ever have a ship you really like, but then it becomes cannon and it’s just… the worst possible version of that relationship. Like bottom of the barrel fanfic, written by a young internet addicted teenager trash, except it’s not written by a teenager but by grown ass adults. And it just, kills whatever you liked about the ship, because it basically says the least interesting version of that ship is cannon. So every one copies the shit out of it and now the ships been reduced to this hallow husk of what it was, and you just can’t stand it.

any way this post is about Davekat.

#Homestuck #homestuck2 #homestuck^2 #homestuck epilogues #like fuck what they did to Davekat man #It use to be my fave mlm ship #But it’s just so… bland post retcon #Where the bickering #where’s karkat’s begrudging acceptance he likes this idot #Like I want Dave to have nice things #But damn if it isn’t just dull #And how they used Jade to prop up this fucking cardboard excuse for Davekat #The worst part is all my other Dave ships are girls cause like none of the other troll guys have that kind of chemistry with him #John is not a homosexual (or June is not a heterosexual whatever)#Having his date his Bro’s old bf is weird #And I don’t do strider cest #But a lot of the girls just fit with him so good #Jade and nepeta have this sincerity to the that plays well of his attempted to cool for school attitude #And Rez and Jane are masters at cutting through strider bull crap and getting to his soft stupid center #Granted classic Davekat arguably has both those things #But that’s classic davekat and I honestly just can’t ignore what it became #davekat

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