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028: Whip! Whip!
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With bright colors, cute mascots, a sweet pastry theme and a powerful gameplay hook, Whip! Whip! effortlessly captures the joy of the single screen arcade games it imitates. Whip! Whip! has distilled the style of games like Bubble Bobble, with level designs and mechanics that avoid the esoteric aspects of games of the era, and make the scoring system accessible and immediate. At the same time it brings a touch of nuance to the otherwise simple, traditional arcade controls, utilizing the full range of analog directions for aiming your grappling hook.
Grappling an enemy will pull you towards them, through any walls that might separate you, while initiating a jump kick. Jump kicks can be maneuvered, so you can adjust the arc of the attack and land on several more enemies. Enemies hit with a jump kick will ricochet around the stage and turn into score items, with more value items generated if you hit multiple enemies with a single kick. Hit enough at once and not only will the coveted kakigori drop, but the letters to EXPAND, which give you bonus life when the set is collected.
Level designs are set up so you can hit multiple enemies at a time, with a variety of timings and routes through them. Routing adds a slight puzzle aspect, but small variables keep stages from feeling “solved” on repeat playthroughs. The trajectory of the initial attacks, follow up on the jump kick cause enemies to ricochet in different ways, and the bonus items that drop can be grappled to move dynamically through the stage.
Where Whip! Whip! really shines over other genre entries are the boss fights. Boss fights are often a perfunctory, passive affair that have you keeping your distance as you whittle away at the enemy. By tying attacking to movement there’s inherent risk to be managed, and boss fights often involve attacking multiple points. Weak points are often vulnerable at the same time, so you can complete them faster if you’re willing to risk overextending and taking damage.
If you do overextend and get the dreaded game over, there isn’t a huge penalty, since you can continue from any stage previously reached. Attempting the one credit clear or challenge mode ramps up the stakes, and suddenly the very generous health system will begin to feel tighter. Scoring and racking up those bonus items becomes more important in this situation, which leads to a natural push and pull of trying to knock out as many enemies at once as possible, without slipping up.
Whip! Whip! is definitely a pure genre game, but it does just enough to make it both interesting and fresh, and its adorable vibes and welcoming presentation give it a pretty wide appeal, which should make it much easier to recruit partners for its two player mode. It’s full of plenty of upfront sweetness, with touches of a more complex flavor to give it a long term appeal.
Unfortunately, the ending to this story isn’t as sweet, with developer Alpha-Unit sadly going bankrupt after releasing this game. They were previously known mostly for licensed anime games, and Whip! Whip! has ended up as a bit of a standout in their catalog, among the few translated titles released in English. The game was subsequently delisted from the Switch eShop, though it currently remains available on Steam.
#whip whip#whip! whip!#alpha unit#alpha-unit#pc#switch#delisted#arcade game#single screen arcade game#sweets#bubble bobble#2 player
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I was walking on a rather remote beach when I came upon this Whip eel drying up in the sun. These are intertidal eels that can actually handle themselves out of water for a bit, but it’s not normal for them to be fully exposed in direct sunlight like this. The tide was at least six hours from coming in and I felt like this eel was in distress, so I made the decision to dig him out and return to the ocean. His body was too delicate to be simply pulled from the hole without injury, so I got to digging.
This endeavor took about 40 minutes as the eel was quite long and difficult to excavate. Also had to continually refill my temporary eel pond to keep him from drying out entirely while I worked.
If you are an eel aficionado like myself, please enjoy this silly little video of the relocation process set to some jaunty royalty-free disco music.
#had to put this to music because my pants of exertion while digging intercut with noises of distress would be very off putting#whip eel#eels
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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off
#d#rihanna sticks and stones can break my bones but fictional people’s thoughts about whips and chains excite me
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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?
#it's literally easier to make than whipped cream#because the extra bulk of the dry ingredients makes it form stiff peaks faster
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putting my ocs in every AU i want part. 34791
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#my art#artists on tumblr#artist on tumblr#my oc#lou#céleste#wlw art#sapphic art#lesbian art#lgbtq#lgbtqia#i just love putting them in different AUs#they're cute together#and whipped for each other hehe#cheerleader#punk goth x cheerleader ...?#this is a redraw of one of zolita's pictures taken for her music video “somebody I f*cked one” !!! go check the mv if you have time!!
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our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke
#shitpost#doodle#clip studio paint#ratatouille#pixar#meme#you know it made me laugh when I dropped a dnd drawing to whip this out asap
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big grumpass cat
#*goji's free will leaving his body at 50000000 kilometers per second when mosu tells him to do literally anything*#he dont give a fuck what it is his ass is SAT#yes darling whatever u say darling<3 malewife ass lizard god he's so whipped it's crazy#gxk#godzilla#mothra#kong#shimo#mothzilla#mosugoji#my art
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My first attempt at making a decoy!
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Remember you are one
#my art#horror art#artists on tumblr#the substance#mubi#the substance movie#margaret qualley#demi moore#body horror tw /#food tw /#this movie WHIPS ASS please see it I’m obsessed#weird aesthetic#manga aesthetic
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GET WEIRD! // shop
#found the perfect image for this thang. what a dream#art tag#circle sticker sale so whipped this up. reordered my haunted bumper stickers too#baby’s big post
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Percy waking up with no memories but that he hates a bitch named Ares and that he’s wifed up
#and that’s why he’s the standard#loyal is his middle name#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#percabeth#hera#percy is whipped#the son of neptune#frank zhang#ares#ares pjo#hazel levesque#mark of athena#heroes of olympus#hoo#nico di angelo#walker scobell#leah sava jeffries
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Vox saw this man nearly dominating a powerful Angel and got a boner and had to pretend he was just happy Alastor was getting beat up
We know your secrets Vox, we know what you want
#hate watching isn't a thing vox you're a fucking fan#and a whipped one at that#Vox wants the same battle with Alastor#but instead of disappearing into shadow Alastor fucks him instead#confirmed#this is cannon#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel vox#vox#staticradio#radiostatic
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the doctor on their way to steal your heart
#drew this on a bumpy train ride with an old lady sitting next to me watching the whole thing#pretty sure she also fell in love with ncuti gatwa#have I mentioned that I'm completely whipped for him?#my brain has been nothing but ncuti gatwa and the 15th doctor these past few weeks#gonna pull a rogue and propose the second I ever run into him#the lesbian urge of wanting to marry ncuti gatwa#anyways#doctor who#doctor who fanart#DW#dw fanart#ncuti gatwa#15th doctor#15th#15th doctor fanart#my art#digital art#my doctor who fanart
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Offence class are chaotic triplets, and you can't prove me otherwise
#trying to get back into the habit of drawing like a mad man#i used to be able to whip out full body poses like they where nothing#i miss that it was so fun#anyways. i love these goobers!#they definitely help keep the base “interesting”#tf2#tf2 pyro#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#doodles#ferngle art#this game keeps me sane funny enough
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#loz totk#link#ledgend of zelda#sweating profusely#He's so fine for what#I'm on my hands and knees for link in totk#artists on tumblr#my art#Also I love whipping out the anime art style from my back pocket every now and then#SS link is still my absolute favorite but Botw link so good#Anyway Hot link agenda
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sketchy veggie laois before bed 🥕
#first photoshop doodle in agesss#procreate has taken over majority of my drawing time#but everything by felt a bit stale today so i whipped out the wacom lol#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#sketch#doodle#my art#art#digital art#artists on tumblr
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