sissyprestina · 1 year ago
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Well check that off my list bucket list I was outside cleaning my patio and my young f****** neighbor came by said him and his wife was fighting and do a point and if he could he would give me one don't open a point and then you told me to come in my bedroom thought you wanted to mess with me so I'll go in there he told me to take my pants off we went in the closet without giving me a chance he stuck loving into the black meat in me in two trys he didn't give me a chance to calm down from the shot actual would fit if he went ahead and did what he did true sport 45 minutes ago right here in Tulsa Oklahoma USA
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lgbtqbnwo · 2 days ago
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FUCK ME HARD OR NOT AT ALL
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artificial-transmutations · 8 months ago
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Can you believe it?
10.02.2024
Can you fucking believe it?
As most of you know, I'm working for LifeCorp, and you won't believe what they just did to me! I'm pissed!
My job is, apparently, becoming 'obsolete' with the whole AI thing bla bla bla. But! Of course, they don't want to fire me. Instead, they're offering me alternative positions. So far so good, right? But do you know which positions they offered me?
- Security Guard
- Janitor
- Escort
Not that bad, right? I mean I don't have the skillset for any of those, but that is apparently no problem, because these jobs come with a fucking mandatory life change if I take them?
Apparently, my usual charming self is not enough:
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What kind of bullshit is this? Normal companies ask you to move if you want to keep your job, LifeCorp requires you take on a whole new body, just to keep working for them.
You think that's outrageous? It gets better. Apparently, none of those jobs is suitable for a woman. I can be a male security guard, a male janitor or a male escort. And when I complained about it, they just said that for security guard and janitor, a strong body is a requirement, and they have enough female escorts already. What a bunch of assholes! There's absolutely no way I'm gonna take one of those jobs.
Love, Tracy
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14.02.2024
Have you seen LifeCorp's newest shit post? The valentine's day special? The audacity!
Stacy and Zara are now fricking men? No doubt they have been bullied to make that change. You know what this company has? A fucking frat-boy attitude. More and more people are becoming guys, "BeCaUsE tHeY wAnT tO". Bullshit. It's clear to me that the upper management wants to see more dick in their company. Probably a cocksucker like Stacy and Zara have become. I'll talk to them first chance tomorrow.
Oh, and Matthew? Why would anyone want to become a Latino?!
Love, Tracy
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18.02.2024
Okay, I talked to Stacy and Zara (No, I won't call them "Steel and Zacharias", these are still women!). They were all "Oh, we're so much happier now" and "We're finally being our true selves" and "You should do the same, really."
It's a fucking brainwash. I mean, they haven't been right in their mind to begin with (they had the delusion of being a couple - ha! Couples are one man and one woman, nothing else!), but it's becoming veeery clear to me that they have been forced and brainwashed. And I will find proof for that!
Love, Tracy
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18.02.2024 - 2
Okay, I'm fuming now. I told my boyfriend about that whole job situation. And you know what he said? You know what he fucking said?
"Ok. Do whatever makes you happy."
He just said "Ok" and was all cool about it! He even had the audacity to tell me that they didn't force me to do anything and that I could just find a new job if I didn't want any of that bodies.
But the best part is still to come. He said, and I quote, "Just make sure to ask them to make me gay if you take any of those jobs, so we can still be together." I mean... wow. That's a reason for a breakup just there. He's a fricking man, or at least that's what I thought up until now. The thought of becoming gay should have been something that made him sick!
But, oh no. He's fine with it. Disgusting! I need to re-think this relationship.
Love, Tracy
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19.02.2024
I have a plan!
I'm going to accept one of LifeCorps offers. No, hear me out. I'm gonna accept - and then I'll sue them. Discrimination, kidnapping, something like that. I'm gonna be rich. Oh, and about my boyfriend? He's gonna have it his way. I'll make sure they make him the fag he begs to be and then break up with him. This'll teach him. Good thing he doesn't read this feed.
I'm just too clever for this world. Take that, LifeCorp!
Gonna take the janitor, though. With all their fake diversity and stuff, the guard and escort probably aren't even white.
Love, Tracy
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22.02.2024
I just got a letter congratulating me on my choice and that they are happy to keep me as an employee. Ha. If these losers knew.
Love, Tracy
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26.02.2024
Holy shit! How do you guys even walk with that thing?
Needless to say, I got my new body. Here's what I look like now:
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Apparently, they meant it well with me, cause my new dick is just... enormous. And they gave me some huge balls to match it, too.
The muscles aren't all that bad, either - I just feel big and powerful all around. The hair will take some getting used to, but it's not for long, after all. After I sue them, I'll demand my original body back.
I do have to admit, I'm feeling good, though. So much more powerful, but calm and happy at the same time. I wonder if this is a guy thing or a me thing? Is that how my boyfriend feels all the time?
Oh, gosh. My boyfriend. He's probably gay already, so I should break up with...
But that would be really mean. Also, thinking about him just made my new member react. It's kinda straining my underwear now. These things really do have a mind of their own, right?
What was I writing about? Yes, my boyfriend. Why did I want to break up with him? I mean, he's just cute like a button, right? I just realize what a gigantic asshole I was, planning to break up with him. I'll have to apologize. Or, even better, I'll apologize by showing show him this huge package I got. That's what he wanted, right?
I should really go. Don't want to keep him waiting.
...
You know what? I think I'll try out this new life before I make any more rushed decision. So far, I enjoy being a dude a lot and I'm actually looking forward to my new job. And my new-old boyfriend. And they didn't even force me to do anything. Perhaps I should ask them to adjust my ethnicity later on, though - I feel a bit more adventurous now. Also, I think I'll go by Trace now. It's an unusual name, but I like it.
Sorry for being such an ass before. Well, speaking of ass - off to get some.
Bye!
- Trace
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theliterateape · 4 years ago
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How Free is Our Speech and Who Decides?
by Don Hall
"Donald! If you say one more word, I'm sending you to the Principal's Office! Just. SHUT. UP!"
Third grade. Mrs. McWilliams. As the resident 'new kid' I was isolated to begin with but I had ridden this roller coaster before. Two boys in class decided that I was their enemy (or rather the object of their boredom) and they had taken to stealing any toys or books or games I'd grab during in-classroom recess. This was the third time and McWilliams had had enough of my gift for non-stop verbiage.
There it was. They had ripped the CandyLand game out of my hands and aside from just marching across the room and beating them to death I had no options but to sit there and take it. McWilliams had completely cut me off at the legs. If I say one more word, I’m screwed.
Except…
I grab some construction paper and a crayon. I draw what looks like two parentheses with a line through:
( | )
Sort of like an early emoji before there even was such a thing. In my brain, it was a butt. Then I drew the same butt with lines coming out of the crack and another with several circles coming out. This was my best guess at drawing the litany of profanity I wanted to yell. My nine-year old imagination couldn’t come up with anything quick for ‘cocksucker’ or ‘motherfucker’ which, all things considered, was probably a good thing.
I walked over to the boys and flash card style, held each one up to them making a stern and angry face.
The boys ratted me out. McWilliams fished the paper out of the trash and LOST. HER. MIND.
Two hours later I’m underneath my mother’s dining room table waiting for her to come home and belt me. McWilliams was apoplectic; the Principal was horrified. They sent me home early and called my mom at work to tell her what a perverse and awful monster I was. I had drawn pornographic pictures in class!
In hindsight I get it. I was an obnoxious kid. I was smarter than most, was full of more energy than five teachers could handle, and I thought nothing of breaking the rules for the sake of breaking them. 
It seems that we are at an impasse when it comes to our personal rights to free speech. Laws against hate speech are already a violation of the First Amendment (which sets out that the government cannot create and enforce laws abridging speech) but we get around it by using the old chestnut of yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater. The idea that by uttering racial slurs is somehow in the same ballgame is tenuous but still sticks.
The other side of the debate is accountability for words spoken or written. Call it whatever you choose—cancel-culture, public shaming, mob justice—it amounts to groups of people with no individual authority but the power of populist organization to effectively shame companies into firing offending employees. It also, on a far smaller but more destructive level, harbors a revenge justification against those who err in public for any reason (Amy Cooper is a solid example).
When the religious decide you can’t do or say something, well, Holy Shit.
The Critical Race Theorists who advocate curtailment of speech offensive to minorities insist that individual instances of hate speech are never the isolated, unpopular speech of a dissident few. Rather, they are manifestations of a deeply ingrained cultural belief system, an American way of life.
Hate speech is so dangerous because it plays melodies that are so deeply rooted in the culture as to be structural parts of everyday life for large numbers of Americans—perhaps even a majority.
“Your motherfucking son spray painted my house, bitch!”
The woman was a good six inches taller than my mom and outweighed her by at least seventy pounds. Earlier that day she had decided that I and my other eleven-year old friends were too loud just outside her window.
She screamed at us through her window. We cussed her and then ran off. I had come back with some red spray paint and had tagged the side of her house with a defiant “FUCK YOU!”
“What makes you think you can accuse my son of vandalizing your fucking house?” Mom was tiny but the Irish made her think she was much bigger.
“The little dumbass signed his name.”
She was right on both counts: I had signed my name because I was a little dumbass.
When a homophobe uses an anti-gay insult, he's signing his name to it. When a misogynist says something obviously anti-feminist, he's a dumbass. Things get stickier when the racists aren't dumbasses and refuse to provide an incriminating signature.
The question that some would prefer we check off in the “Answered” box is likewise a tangly mess. Is the n-word (a word so thoroughly aggrandized that, like He Who Shall Not Be Named in the JK Rowling books, the utterance has increasing and horrifying power) “hate speech” or just hateful speech? Is it racist or merely racial? Queer used to be a slur but when GenZ kids regularly describe themselves as such, no one calls the language police.
The lack of any clarity along these lines is resulting in a quandary for everyone involved in words or merely dealing with other people and being in a position to have to communicate with them.
In the film Dangerous Liaisons The Marquise de Merteuil (Glenn Close) plots revenge against her ex-lover by ruining his young fiancée. There’s a lot of betrayal and a duel that ends in the death of a dude who duels and all. In the end, she is boo’d a bunch and she is disgraced. Now imagine if her big sin was to call someone something on the hate speech spectrum or espouse an ideology deemed wholly immoral. Sure, booing her then seems appropriate but for her to be completely eviscerated for it? To have the booing crowd pressure her work into firing her? Putting her behavior on social media so that she can never be hired again? Seems like an overreaction.
Seems like the permanent record one receives from going to a religious school.
Seems a bit religious.
When the religious decide you can’t do or say something, well, Holy Shit. You don’t have to go all Goody Proctor and the witches beings drowned to see if they could float to see a more recent example. Operation Rescue was the anti-abortion group in Wichita, KS when I happened to be going to high school in…Kansas. Randall Terry had a unique approach. If he disagreed with you (and if you were anything but fully anti-abortion in every possible scenario, he disagreed with you) he would yell over you instead of have some sort of heated discussion.
The local broadcasters stopped putting him on television because he’d just get on there and scream people down. As if, by drowning out their ability to communicate with anyone, he was likewise obliterating the message entirely.
He and his crew were out of control. They had determined that anyone associated with abortion in any way whatsoever was EVIL. In fact, I remember a group of them screaming at passers-by in downtown Wichita on Douglas Avenue for not joining them. They had extra placards with pictures of butchered fetus parts on them and were foisting them on people. If the person demurred (you know, maybe they had an appointment or needed to go impregnate someone so they could have a reason to slaughter the baby) the group would scream at them until they basically ran away.
At the time, I was anti-abortion but a prolonged summer of being around these religious screaming whack jobs changed my mind. Truly. My ideological change from pro-life to pro-choice had more to do with disgust over these idiots than any righteous belief in the autonomy of women.
This is not to say that I didn’t come around with a more progressive view. It took some time but a woman’s right to choose which surgical procedures she employs on her body is pretty much her business. If someone can elect to tattoo 75% of her skin, decide to stick Botox in her face, and fill her tits with silicone it isn’t much of a stretch that she should without obstacle relieve herself of a tumor that will become a human tethered to her hip for life.
The idea that human life is valued in the world is perhaps a goal but certainly not a reality. An ideal to uphold but not a realistic approach. Some lives matter. Lots of lives don’t so much.
Ideals are exactly that: goals. “I disagree with what he says but would die to ensure his right to say it” is a goal but would I really die so that someone unbalanced or religious is able to say “God Hates Fags” or “All White Americans are Racists”? Probably not.
Would I expect you to die for my right to say whatever I want? Not unless I'm a sociopath or a moron.
So no one is really going to die so that someone else can insult another person or espouse an ideology that differs from his own. Established fact. Where does that leave us as we navigate the increased opportunity to show our ass's in public more frequently (considering that social media and the whole of the digital highway is now quite public)?
Self censorship is completely legit so the folks complaining about people being afraid to speak “their truth” because of repercussions are simply pussies.
Around 2010, I was working for the public radio station in Chicago. I also had a blog from before I was hired. It was entitled (with an intentional wink at the rightwing NASCAR crowd) "An Angry White Guy in Chicago". Being fairly progressive in politic, the fun in the name was that people on the stereotypical raging caucasian dudes would jump on expecting me to parrot their ideology only to have themselves smacked in the face with articles against George W., in favor of the queer nation, and railing against the tendencies of unregulated capitalism. Also, as my mom used to point out, a lot of profanity.
The meeting was called because there were concerns about employees of an NPR station with social media and blogs. The concern was that these platforms might paint the station in a bad light if a lack of objectivity presented itself. The management had come up with a policy limiting our ability to utilize these methods of communicating and asking that they be able to censor us when necessary.
I listened.
My boss came over after the meeting.
“So, Don, what are you gonna do about your blog now?”
“Wrong question, boss.”
“Wrong question? What’s the right question?”
“What are you gonna do about my blog?”
He paused. “Probably nothing.”
“Good answer.”
I had come to the conclusion that any business that decided to censor me wasn’t worth my time working for and that has held true to this day. I suppose the fact that I’m not a racist or a sexist or a religious-type saves me from being relegated to the heap of dumbasses who sign their names to their intolerance. Being far more tolerant but more discriminating (or skeptical, I guess) has likely made me less odious.
At some point I did change the name of the blog mostly because, with Donald Trump suddenly in office, the joke wasn’t as funny as it was before. Self censorship is completely legit so the folks complaining about people being afraid to speak “their truth” because of repercussions are simply pussies. If you believe it, you can prove it, you should say it but don’t blame the mob if they don’t like it. This includes college professors, linguists, journalists, activists, and those dumb shits who think they can post memes on Twitter but shouldn’t lose their jobs if it’s anti-Semitic.
On the other hand if the best you can do in the face of language you can’t abide is scream down your opposition, you’re no better than the anti-abortionists of the eighties and you should look closely at your maturity level and how cultish your beliefs are. Chances are, if you’re so impassioned by your beliefs and refusal to hear anything that may contradict them, you’re a religious nut of one stripe or another.
“You’re a racist, man!”
The guy was in the casino I was managing, trolling around, trying to bum smokes and vouchers from paying guests. When I told him he couldn’t do that, he decided to play what is commonly referred to as “the race card.” This card has now become the rosary beads to flash around as a sort of secular religious icon.
“You’re racist, man!”
“OK. You still can’t solicit cigarettes or cash on the casino floor.”
“It’s because I’m black!”
“No. It’s because it’s against the rules. It’s a colorblind rule.”
“RACIST! RACIST!” He started screaming at me in order to what? Shut me up? Scare me away? He got loud and animated. I just stood there and watched him lose his shit like the girl who lost her shit on the white professor whose wife had written that college Halloween costumes are not the height of racist demonstration. You remember the video. I was mostly surprised at how calm the professor was in the face of such unrepentant childishness.
His accusation didn’t rile me up because I had no reason to be defensive. I know who I am and he doesn’t. He might as well have accused me of being a vampire or a Scottish lord. 
“You finished?”
“You gonna kick me out, racist?”
“I’m going to ask you to leave unless you put some money in a machine.”
“What if I don’t?”
“I’m gonna kick you out.”
“Because I’m black?”
“No. Because you’re an asshole and assholes can be any color under the sun.”
To whom do you award the right to decide which speech is harmful or who is the harmful speaker? To whom would you delegate the task of deciding for you what you could read?
— Christopher Hitchens
It seems like an awful lot of this battle for freedom of speech is a struggle for who gets to say what without living-threatening consequence and who gets to dole out those consequences when they decide it goes beyond a predetermined boundary. The idea that those who can wield the iconography of secular religious thought are somehow the disenfranchised is a fantasy in the exact same way that the idea Christians (or Muslims) are in some way marginalized by those who do not believe.
These days political thought is indistinguishable from religious rhetoric. So many looking to assert the moral ground upon which we all must stand or be banished. The mistake made is to embrace the idea that the digital space is real life or even matters that much. As someone who dumped Faceborg a while ago and whose dick didn’t fall off and life didn’t end, social media is not the sum total of free speech.
A friend who works for Netflix recently made an off media comment that the company is noticing that the social justice crowd is fighting online for more inclusive and political content but that no one is watching it. This indicates that either they’re all just a bit full of shit or there simply aren’t as many out there as the noise of deplatforming and calling out signals.
The best form of “deplatforming” is to ignore the people who can’t understand that all speech is free but if you scream in the wrong person’s face, you’re gonna get popped in the jaw. 
Or at least kicked out of the casino.
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Louie: So where did you grow up?
Freddy: I was born in West Covina, California and was raised by both my parents in La Puente, California but when my parents divorced my mom moved to Phoenix, Arizona, which is where I spend most of my time now. We moved to a somewhat rural town that has primarily Black and Latinx populations where the white people live in the nice neighborhoods and the people of color lived in the "other neighborhoods." I almost never interacted with white people. My classmates were always people of color with a sprinkle of white people every now and then. However, growing up here was a living hell.
Louie: How so?
Freddy: The first time I was ever bullied was in 5th grade when someone wrote "FAG" in one of my notebooks and it just got worse from there. At that point in my life I knew I was gay but just tried not to think about it and I was also pretty religious so I tried to "pray the gay away.” It didn’t work (lol). 7th grade was the worst year of my life because I was physically, emotionally, and psychologically bullied every single day that resulted in me switching schools. There was not one day where someone wouldn't call me a “fag” or try to fight me because I was "looking at their dick". They would also call me a cocksucker which I never really understood why they called me that because they were just stating a fact. My mom got worried when I came home crying one day from basically being assaulted and we went to the principal and he did absolutely nothing. It was a really dark time for me because even my friends at the time would tell me, "Just come out already" and at that point I just was not ready.
Louie: How did you sustain yourself during that time?
Freddy: I've always used humor to deflect my feelings and emotions so I would just laugh because it was all I could do. In high school it got better but people still would call me a fag and other annoying ass terms. I also dated girls, which blows my mind now but it was the easiest way to deflect rumors. I came out to my friends as bisexual my junior year and my senior year of high school but when I got my first boyfriend and I came out as gay. My friends weren’t surprised but were happy I was living my truth. I came out to my mom October of 2015, which is pretty recent, and while it didn't damage our relationship she doesn’t acknowledge my queerness but it'll take time and I know she'll get there.
Louie: Who was the first person you told actually told?
Freddy: My senior year of high school when I had my first boyfriend. I was so in love with him and because of him I realized that I was gay. I had dated girls before but being with a boy was just so different. I loved this boy, truly, and because of that I wanted to come out and tell everyone I was with him because for once in my life I was happy. One of the most important people in my life is my Grandma on my dad’s side and I decided to tell her first. She did not react the way I expected her to. She told me I was a disappointment to the family and that my family had high hopes for me and now they were gone. She also told me to keep it a secret forever and to never ever tell anyone else. It hurt. It hurt a lot. I cried for a while and told myself I was not going to tell anyone else until I graduated college and had a career. I didn’t talk to my grandma for a while and talked to her for the first time a couple months ago. I do want to have a relationship with her again but every time I see her, her words echo in the back of my head, so it’s a work in progress.
A couple months later I came out to my little brother because one: He is one of the most important people in my life and two: I wanted him to know so I could hookup with guys easier in my room. I told him in the car when I picked him up from school and I remember being so nervous and feeling my heart beat so fast. So I tell him “I’m gay" and he just looked at me and said "Yeah, that’s cool, can we go eat?" I was in shock because it was big secret and he just like curved it completely. Later on he told me he loved me and I lowkey cried because it was the first time a family member had said that. I always look back at that moment because I feel like that’s what coming out should be, not a big deal because I would've reacted the same way if my brother came out to me as straight.
Louie: Did you have any Latino gay men to look up to when you were growing up?
Freddy: I had absolutely zero gay Latino men to look up to. No one is gay in my family except for yours truly. It wasn't until a couple years ago that I found out that I did have a gay cousin but he was kicked out of the family for being gay so he moved to Spain. He reached out to me in 2013 and we talked for a bit but at that time I didn't know he was gay. Unfortunately, he died of AIDS complications a couple months after. I still wish I could have gotten to know him better.
Oddly enough even though my mom is a cis-heterosexual woman, she took a part in developing my queer identity because I felt like she always knew and lowkey supported it. My mom is a very religious woman from El Salvador who fled her home country because it was going through a violent civil war. She came to the States and married my dad but they divorced after 7 years and she raised me as a single mother. Growing up, she always took me shopping and I always helped her pick her outfits and she would always ask me for my opinion. She would always sit me down after her long work shifts and gossiped about her coworkers which I lived for because Latinx chisme is the absolute best. I also remember she would always tell me "Los hombres no sirven para nada" which basically is "men ain’t shit" and would warn me to be watchful of men. Which is why I now have IMPECCABLE fashion (not really), a big ol chismoso, and have always been watchful of the men that try to enter my life.
Louie: What did you think we as a community need to do to survive the next four years?
Freddy: There is so much we need to do as a community to survive the next four years. First we need to talk about anti-blackness in the Latinx community and start by talking to our racist ass family members who are contributing to the problem. The fact that we stay silent when our Tia'sbe saying racist shit is a problem. Also acknowledging our privilege for those of us who are citizens of the United States and stand up for the rights of undocumented immigrants. The easiest thing to do is to stop referring to immigrants as illegal because it paints them as criminals which contributes to this rhetoric that immigrants are dangerous when they're just trying to escape from their home countries that in most cases the US has fucked up. I'm also going to need gay men to stop with this obsession with performing masculinity and femme shaming because its toxic as fuck. I fucking hate it when guys ask me if I'm masc or femme and I’m just like “the fuck???” What does that even mean? Also destigmatize HIV and stop othering those who are HIV+ because it’s dehumanizing as fuck. I’ve heard some pretty ignorant shit about HIV and it’s something that we need to work on. We need to stand up for Trans women of color because the LGB+ community be forgetting that T especially when they are out here dying with a presidential administration who doesn't give a fuck about people of color and even less about the LGBT+ community and even less about our trans siblings. I mention all these problems in our community because in order to survive an oppressive, fascist, racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic government, we have to be able to dismantle these in our own communities so we can come together to resist combat and survive the Trump Administration. We literally cannot afford to be silent any longer. This country hates my existence but my existence is also resisting and I am absolutely proud of being a Queer Ecuadorian/Salvadoran man living in a country that despises me. To survive these next four years, we just need to keep living, keep resisting, keep protesting, keep dismantling systems of oppression, keep holding our government accountable, keep being unapologetically Latinx and of course keep being unapologetically queer as fuck.
Freddy Christian Bernardino, Phoenix, AZ
Interviewed and photographed by: Louie A. Ortiz-Fonseca
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robin-hood-for-freedom · 8 years ago
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I know this is old, and I actually did it a while back.  But I ran across it on Youtube recently, and I thought it was one of the more interesting/useful tests for privilege since it actually takes into account people’s experiences, rather than just declaring it based on what ‘groups’ they are in.  So I’m going to actually do what I should have done before and actually go through it an explain my answers.  
I am white:
Right off the bat, Yep.  Kind of hard to deny that.  
I have never been discriminated against because of my skin color:
Story time:  I had a job interview at a BBQ joint.  In fact one of the best in town.  The owner was black, as were most of the other employees.  When I met with the owner the first words out of his mouth were ‘So, what does a white boy like you know about bbq?’  I didnt get the job.  
Granted I cant definitively prove that his not hiring me was because i was white.  But lets reverse the roles here.  Suppose that a black man interviewed a white restaurant owner, and the very first words out of the owners mouth were ‘So what does a black guy like you know about italian food?’  I think we can all agree theres a bit of racism at play here.  
All of that is a very long winded way to say yes, I have.  
I have never been the only person of my race in a room
I sure have, multiple times.  
I have never been mocked for my accent:
I sure as fuck have.  When my dad first got out of the army I got mocked for having a ‘military’ accent(no, nobody called it that, but thats why), although I’v mostly lost that, I still get comments every time I talk to someone from outside of the northern Indiana/Michigian/Chicago area.  
It probably doesnt help that I have an absurdly high voice for a man.  
I have been told I’m attractive ‘for my race:’
Cant say I have
I have never been the victim of violence because of my race:
Nope
I have never been called a racial slur:
I have if you count ‘cracker’ and ‘mayo’ which I do.  
I have never been told I ‘sound white’
I have, but does it really count considering I AM white?  
A stranger has never asked to touch my hair, or asked if it was real:
No, thats never happened to me. 
I am heterosexual:
Yea, I guess.  
I have never lied about my sexuality
Cant say I have
I have never had to ‘come out’
No I have not.  
I have never doubted my parents acceptance of my sexuality:
My parents dont give a fuck.  
I have never been called a ‘fag’
I have actually, and in real life, not just by edgy internet trolls.
I have never been called a ‘dyke.’
Nope, never have.  
I have never been called a ‘fairy’ or other derogatory term for homosexuals
I’m assuming we’re not counting ‘fag?’  What about ‘cocksucker?’  I mean it would seem to refer to homosexuals, but its most often used as a general insult.  Does ‘gay’ count if its being used a derogatory manner?  
I’m probably overanalysing this, 
I have never tried to hide my sexuality:
True I havent.  
I am always comfortable with PDA with my partner in public:
Well no, not always.  I guess it also depends on how far we are talking too.  
I have never pretended to be ‘just friends’ with my significant other:
I have actually.  My parents didnt want me dating before I got a car, so when I was 14 I told them I was friends with a girl that I considered my girlfriend.  
I know thats probably not what the quizmakers had in mind, but fuck it, thats their problem, not mine.  
I have never been ostracized by my religion because of my sexuality:
No I have not.  
I have never been told I would ‘burn in hell’ for my sexual orientation
I guess it depends on how you look at it.  I mean I have been told I would burn in hell for having pre-marital sex.  But not simply for being heterosexual.
I’m gonna go ahead and say that doesnt count.  
I have never been told my sexuality is ‘just a phase’
Nope, thats never happened to me.  
I have never been violently threatened because of my sexuality:
I’v been violently threatened because people thought I was gay(even though I wasnt).  I’m gonna count that.  
I am a man:
I guess yea?  I mean I have a penis...
I feel comfortable with the gender I was born as
I mean I’v never felt uncomfortable with having a penis if thats what you are asking.  
I still identify as the gender I was born in:
I guess yea?  I mean I’v never really ‘identified’ as a man in any meaningful sense.  But I’v also never called myself anything else...
I have never tried to change my gender:
Nope.  Cant say I’v ever cared enough to bother.  
I make more money than my professional counterparts of a different gender.
I actually dont know any other female doughnut chefs.  When I worked as a head chef, the women I knew were making comparable pay to myself.  So no.  
I have never been denied an opportunity because of my gender:
Not that I’m aware of.  
I have never been catcalled:
I have actually.  Only once, but still....
I have never been sexually harassed or assaulted:
Sexually harassed, yes.  
I have never been raped
No I have not.  
I work in a salaried job
Not anymore I dont.  
My family and I have never lived below the poverty line
Oh yes we have.  
I dont have any student loans:
I dont.  But I have to question whether this is really a sign of ‘privilege’  Since the reason I dont isnt because mommy and daddy paid for my schooling(nor could they have), but because I didnt go to a full university, opting instead to go to a local community college.  Meaning I took on a lot less student debt.  
By this logic, somebody who never went to any higher education is even more privileged than me, since they’ll never have any student debt.  And I’m not sure thats entirely accurate  
I have never gone to bed hungry
I have, not very often, but yes.  
I have never been homeless
I have not.  
My parents pay some/all of my bills:
my parents dont pay shit for me.  
I dont rely on public transportation:
Yea I have my own car.  
I buy new clothes at least once a month:
No.  I mean, to be fair, its more out of lazyness/cheapness than inability, but still...
I have never done my taxes myself:
I still do my own taxes, what the fuck you talking about?
I have never felt poor:
Fuck yea I have.  
I have never had to worry about making rent:
Sure as hell have, on many, many occasions
I have never worked as a waiter, bartender, barista or salesperson
How the fuck did you miss cashier/customer service in this question?  I’v done that, but not any of those other specific jobs.  
I’v had unpaid internships:
Nope.  Never.  
I went to summer camp:
Once.  
I went to private school:
nope
I graduated high school
Yep.  
I went to an elite college:
Hell no.  See my point about student loans above
I graduated college:
Yep.  
My parents paid(at least some of) my tuition:
Nope.  
I had a car in high school:
For one year, until I wrecked it.  
I’v never had a roommate
Does a wife/girlfriend count?  probably not.  
I’ve always had cable:
I dont have cable now.  
I have traveled internationally:
Does living in Germany as part of a military family count?  Probably not.  
I’v never skipped a meal to save money:
I have.  Not very often, but yes.  
I dont know what ‘Sallie mae’ is
Isnt this just another way of asking about the student loan thing?
I spent spring breaks abroad:
My spring breaks have always consisted of sleeping in and playing way too many video games.  
I have frequent flier miles:
Nope
My parents are heterosexual:
Pretty sure.  I mean its always possible that one(or both) of them have just been REALLY deep in the closet or all these years.  
my parents are both alive:
Yep
My parents are still married:
I’m assuming you mean to each other.  But either way, yes.  
I do not any physical disabilities:
I have a rod in my leg where I broke it a few years back.  Still gives me pain and causes me to limp.  Its not really a big deal, especially compared to say, what my wife has, but I’m gonna count because why hte fuck not?
Also glasses.  I cant see shit without them
I dont have any social disabilities:
I mean, I’m EXTREMELY introverted, which can make social interactions difficult for me.  I dont know if that counts as a ‘disability.’  Eh, since i counted the last one, I’m not gonna count this one.
I do not have any learning disabilities:
I do not.  
I have never had an eating disorder:
I have not.  
I have never been depressed:
I’m assuming you mean clinically.  You’d have to be some sort of psychopath to have never been depressed in the non-clinical sense.  I’v been clinically depressed.  
I have never considered suicide:
I have actually.  I dont know if I was ever really serious about it.  But it has crossed my mind.  
I have never attempted suicide:
Thankfully I Have not.  
I have never taken medication for my mental health:
cant say I have.  
I can afford medication when/if I need it:
I have insurance that helps.  Theres no way in hell I could afford it without insurance.  
I have never been told I’m overweight or ‘too skinny’
Oh I’m overweight all right.  
I have never felt overweight or ‘too skinny’
Oh I know I’m overweight.  
I have never been shamed for my body type:
I sure as hell have.  
I consider myself to be physically attractive.  
I dont really think about it all that much myself.  I mean, my wife thinks I’m attractive and thats whats most important to me.  
I can afford a therapist.
I honestly have no idea, as I’v never had cause to look into it.  I dont think my insurance covers it.  
I’v used prescription drugs recreationaly:
Nope, not my thing.  
I’ve never had an addiction:
Does caffeine count?  I’m gonna say it does.  
I have never been shamed for my religious beliefs:
Oh I have.  You’d be surprised how much the ‘Jesus kids’ get mocked even in so-called flyover states
I’v never been violent threatened for my religious beliefs:
Do online  threats count? who am I kidding of course they do.  
I have been violently attacked for my religious beliefs:
Okay, thats never happened
There is a place of worship for my religion in my town:
I went ahead and said yes.  But if I’m being honest, there arent any churches that teach the type of theology I’v adopted over the years.  
I’v never lied about my ethnicity/religion as self defense:
No, I mean I have lied about them for trolling purposes.  But  thats not really the same thing.  
All my jobs have been accommodating of my religious practices:
Thats one thing that sucks about working resturant business.  I have to work every holiday.  
I am not nervous in airport security lines
I cant say how I feel in airport security lines.  Because I’v never been in one.  I didnt count it because the fact that I havent flown indicates to me a lack of privilege.  
I have never heard this statement: “ you have been randomly selected for secondary passport control”
I havent.  But I’m not really sure thats an indicator of privilege.  See my above answer.  
I have never been called a terrorist:
Well not personally.  But gamers and gamergaters generally have been called terrorists, even worse than Isis.  Its actually kind of surprising that nobody has singled me out to be honest.  
Nobody has ever tried to ‘save’ me because of my religious beliefs:
I actually have had people preach at me because I wasnt the ‘right kind’ of Christian.  
I have never been cyber-bullied for any of my identities:
I have actually
I wasnt bullied as a child for any of my identities:
I was actually
I have never tried to distance myself from any of my identities:
Cant say I’v consciously done so.  
I’v never been self-conscious of any of my identities:
I left this one and the next one off because they are too vague for me to give a concrete answer to.  
I feel privileged because of the identities I was born with
Cant say I do.  
And the final results are:
You live with 46 out of 100 points of privilege.
You’re not privileged at all. You grew up with an intersectional, complicated identity, and life never let you forget it. You’ve had your fair share of struggles, and you’ve worked hard to overcome them. We do not live in an ideal world and you had to learn that the hard way. It is not your responsibility to educate those with more advantages than you, but if you decide you want to, go ahead and send them this quiz. Hopefully it will help.
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