#who came up with this hot take?

[lollytea]

Huntlow situationship gives me such intense brain termites you don't get it

[slamminslamminmcgill]

hi i went to an orgy tonight and shoutout to the transmasc who did this shit to me you’re so nacho-coded

maybe teaser for chapter 4 of perrito who knows (it does exist i swear)

warning: petplay, bdsm, dubcon, free use, rimming mention, nacho varga is trans this is true vince gilligan told me

anatomical terms (for nacho lel): pussy, t-cock

Ignacio Varga.

Or just “Nacho”, according to the rest of the Salamancas, and “Nachito” to no one else but Lalo. He was the one person here that you knew nothing about. Hector and the twins had been discussed in passing; Tuco was in prison with you; and you were so familiar with Lalo that you knew what his butthole tasted like. Nacho? Nothing. Nothing beyond Lalo’s testimonial of “He’s cool. You’ll like him.” You wanted to take his word for it, but “cool” seemed like a bit of an understatement. He was a fucking Ice Queen. Hadn’t said a single goddamn word to you since he got here.

And yet Lalo gave him a leash.

That must have said something about his character. After all, Lalo wouldn’t dream of putting his precious little fuckpuppy in harm’s way without a safeword. Shit, he must be more trustworthy than Tuco, since he’s allowed to be alone with you. Or at the very least, he’s not a reckless cokehead.

You didn’t think he was going to take you up on your services. You figured he was going to spend his week at the hacienda rolling his eyes and keeping to himself. But eventually he surprised you.

He must’ve been watching you, hiding in the shadows and waiting until you were by yourself in the bathroom. As you turned around to lock the door, a note slipped under it.

3 AM

Kitchen.

Be there alone.

-Nacho

Okay, sure, he likes his privacy. You figured that out already. Just to be safe, you showed the note to Lalo, who seemed positively giddy at the thought.

“Ooh, nice! ¡Muy caliente, jaja! (Very hot, haha!) You crazy kids have fun, alright? Let me know how it goes.”

Alright. Have fun. That was probably doable, unless Nacho’s dick game was abysmal. You were facing a best case fun, worst case boredom scenario. No big deal. You could handle that.

The clock struck 3 and you made your way downstairs, your collar jingling with each step. When you arrived, Nacho was already leaning against the fridge, the chain-link threaded between his fingers. “Hey,” was the first time you heard his voice.

“Hey…” you croaked back.

“You gonna be okay if I put this on you?” He asked, tightening the leash in his fists.

“Yeah, uh, go for it.” You leaned forward and stuck your neck out, giving him a clear shot of where to clip the leash.

Nacho clicked it to you, and with that he had your entire being under his control, at his mercy and his alone. He took a moment of silence to soak it in, to savor and honor this feeling of domination.

And then he dragged you down the hallway to the bathroom.

Nacho pushed you in and followed closely behind, locking the door behind himself. “Sit,” he commanded of you.

You instantly dropped to your knees like a good boy. Such a good boy. Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy. Good doggy.

“Good boy,” Nacho reiterated, slipping his hand through the loop at the end of the leash. He went to undo his belt, then his jeans. He tugged those down, and then his underwear…

Holy shit…

How did you not see that coming?

The mere sight of it stunned you like a flashbang.

It just so happened that Ignacio Varga, Nacho, “Nachito”, had a pussy.

And the biggest t-cock you’d ever seen.

And you barely had a chance to gasp before your face was being smushed into it.

[just-slightly-chaotic]

i need someone to poke me with a stick every 10 minutes and tell me to study

[impishtubist]

Rodolphus finally gets to sleep with Sirius and this causes an entirely new clusterfuck. Rabastan is screaming at his brother because you don’t see Rabastan seducing Bella so what the fuck Rod, Rodolphus says that’s probably because his wife is already having an affair that she’s extremely committed to, Sirius is (fairly gently, for him) pointing out that it’s not like they’re in an exclusive relationship Rab and Sirius is perfectly capable of fucking both of them without comparing anyone and if Rabastan is really so concerned they can meet up again later to prove that it’s fine, Remus is screaming because why is his boyfriend so determined to bang the Lestrange brothers over Remus, Kingsley is longingly staring at the exit and wondering if he can make it there before anyone notices, Avery has started hitting on Sirius (after Sirius and Rabastan finished making plans for later) and Remus has not even noticed this yet but this will definitely make things even worse when he finally does, Dolohov asks why the Blacks are so very okay with having affairs and Kingsley—after resigning himself to this being his life and deciding he might as well start stirring the pot—says that maybe they’re just very pro-polyamory and Nott replies that Sirius is essentially in one giant relationship with the Death Eaters and does this mean that Lupin is the affair instead since Sirius is broken up with him more often than not and he always goes to the Death Eaters when they are, everyone else has gone silent at Nott’s remark because holy shit Remus really is the side piece at this point, Remus’s day has somehow gotten even worse at this revelation and it doesn’t look to be improving since everyone else looks to be accepting this, Rabastan decides to be a somewhat kinder person to Remus while Remus looks to be having a crisis over this and says that he’s not so sure any of them can really be counted as dating Sirius but this is ruined by Jugson dismissively saying that he heard Rabastan celebrating that Remus and Sirius had broken up three weeks ago specifically because Rabastan knew this meant he’d be seeing Sirius again, Avery semi-defends Rabastan by pointing out that most of them do that so it’s not like Rabastan is being weird, this causes a whole new layer of “what the fuck” to make its rounds and Remus now must contend with the fact that the Death Eaters not only expect for him and Sirius to break up but look forward to it for the exact reason that they know Remus’s boyfriend will be going to them, and Bellatrix has doubled over in laughter because this is all some prime entertainment. The only reason Bellatrix is not egging the situation on is that she does not have the breath to say anything yet but rest assured, once she does, she will make the situation 10 times worse.

Bellatrix will make the situation 10 times worse when Sirius knocks her up

I mean what

[bumblingbabooshka]

Chakotay leaning on the fact that he was Maquis to play-flirt with Janeway as they work on reports after hours and Janeway laughs, waving him off with a smirk and at the moment she says something like “I haven’t been charmed by the bad boy routine since I was in 8th grade” she turns to see Tuvok (also with them, has been there the whole time) looking very much charmed by the bad boy routine. (Only she can tell this.)

[bluenotemagpie]

catching up on doctor who. surprising nobody, this former theatre kid who had a major beatles phase at the age of 12 and a major doctor who phase at the age of 14 is a big fan of the devil's chord

[green-lights-33]

YOUR NEW WOLFSTAR DRAWING I AM LITERALLY GOING INSANE YOU JUST GET THEM!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhhh 🥰💋❤️🤗

[undertheknightwing]

to this day I still don't know where that Gar is magically an adult now in s4 hc came from, like that doesn’t even match the little shitty timeline we have at all

each season is confirmed (inside and outside the show) to only take place three months apart, Dick even says so in s3, and s4 is three days after s3. Gar was confirmed to be 15 in season 1 so if you add six months and three days onto that he'd probably be 16 by the time the show ends

and even if we went by the retconned years > s1 - 2019 > s2 - 2020 > s3 + s4 > 2021, that'd make Gar late 16 going on 17. But that timeline isn't canon so 🤷

this whole thing is genuine question because I still don't where it came from and it's been bugging me forever, I mean I have a feeling I know where it did.. still I just wanna know how a fandom can go from calling Gar 16 in season 3 then calling him 20 a season/three days in canon later

[loverscrossmp3]

so glad i’m not fifteen anymore cause if i was expected to like gracie abrams the way they do i would kill myself

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

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[fingertipsmp3]

So the x-ray went fucking terribly

[catsvrobots]

i've seen people talk about how unfortunate it is Eddie never would have see Labyrinth but please tell me that someone else has considered a Steddie Labyrinth AU because i refuse to believe i'm the only one that has pictured Eddie as Jareth the Goblin King and immediately Died

[ashendalia]

Nier Reincarnation gave me more Griff content and it's showing more of how he went from being ruthless with killing enemies to being filled with guilt with everyone who's died because of him and trying to repent somehow

And now I'm here like

and also this means new Griff costume

[newlyy]

i had a dream that a mutual who doesn’t exist was on tumblr live and i somehow commented something, like an emoji i just hit accidentally, and they were like “omg hey thank you!!! ive been here for two hours and no ones talked to me.” and i was like fuck :) can’t dip now :) so we somehow started playing sims virtually through tumblr live and then we, and a third person, were suddenly all in a dorm room playing the sims and it was going really well and i was thinking to myself like wow, it is that easy to put yourself out there, wow, im making like two new friends right now and then we decided to call it a night because it was like 2 am and i was going back to my room (the two people i was playing with were roommates) and as i was leaving i saw this like small door on the wall and i was like teehee whats this you guys and i opened it right as one of the girls was saying “no don’t open that” and it set off this huge dorm-wide alarm and i had to have an RA come up to the room to turn it off and everyone in the dorm woke up and was pissed at me, including my real life freshman year roommmate whom i didn’t get along with at all, and i was like fuck because it became very clear that these two people weren’t going to want to hang out with me again

[eorzeashan]

I know every agent after the class story makes that joke about how they're jobless and homeless, but it only settled in for me how Eight feels about it after I finished Secrets of the Enclave as well.

He was definitely bouncing between masters and jobs, with the latest being the SIS and the CEDF (mostly Saganu), which I like to joke that Saganu is like his foster stepdad who lets this delinquent crash on his couch with an open-door policy when he gets fired from his job or his latest adventures don't pan out despite being 10 years older than him max, but he's on the fence about whether either of these places are really where he wants to stay. I also like to picture Eight laying down on a fancy chaise lounge like he's seeing a shrink whenever he visits Saganu who is also sitting in a nearby chair and tiredly asking what he wants to do with his life from here, lol.

The SIS...has been lackluster. It's been interesting getting to work for them and better with encouragement from Theron, but he can't see himself doing it long term and he's already pissed off every Sith in 2 square miles after about 2-3 jaunts in Imp space. The war was never very meaningful to him, and he gets the sense that it'll die down soon if it gets left alone without him fanning the flames.

The Chiss are home too, but that's complicated, and he knows he's not one of them. He'll never be despite all that he's done for their people. Theirs is a proud race and even if Saganu and Nosta swear House Miurani will always hold him in high esteem, he sticks out like a sore thumb amongst their populace and the intricacies of their society elude him. Not to mention someone with such a violent past as his doesn't quite fit in their non-confrontational policies, and he only does private hits to get around loopholes for Saganu. (I'm still livid I didn't record the stupid little blaster twirl and grin he did after shooting Syndic Zenta point blank as if he didn't just kill somebody in cold blood. Stop showing off.) As much as he could peacefully eke out his days in their service, it's dull to him and neither he nor Nosta have gotten over their psychological traumas enough to face each other fully.

The Alliance in his storyline is also effectively disbanded immediately after the Traitor Arc, so he has no home there in the first place-- along with mostly negative connotations. Lana and Theron will always nab him if given the chance, but all three of them need space after the garbage fire of an alliance they made.

So what is he doing now besides having an identity crisis?

This doesn't help the growing list of random jobs he's hopped on and off, but I actually feel as if...he could be recruited by the Imperial Reclamation Service. By temporary contract of one Talos Drellik, because if there's one thing those archaeologists are in short supply of, it's muscle. Eight would be shocked too when given the offer: "do I look like a researcher to you?" and Talos would cheerfully deflect by pointing out his thirst for understanding Sith like Jadus and his own affinity with the Dark Side, to which Eight has no rebuttal.

It's true; he does secretly dream of a world where everyone can communicate and connect with one another through the Force, or non-Force users can co-exist with Force-users without being shut out from one another. Jadus' protection allows him to be incorruptible from places steeped in the Dark Side, and he's a rare and capable agent who would be better protection than a Sith who would most likely steal artifacts for their benefit rather than help the Service reclaim them.

And, Talos would add, you might find that preventing and safekeeping relics of untold power is not unlike saving the galaxy from conspiracy, my friend. The Reclamation Service battles entire legions of separate armies in a relic arms race each day! You'll never want for excitement and bloodshed, if that is your calling.

Eight would harumph, but he'd cave; he's rather weak to the thrill of adventure that means something to him for once. And if it helps him reconnect or eventually reunite with Jadus, who is out there somewhere...well, he'll take any chance.

[iloveyoumorethansoup]

We have work days usually on Friday to work on whatever upcoming assignments we have due. I have a lot of costume work (mostly detailing) left for me and theoretically I want everything done by like 3 and I get out of class at 2. Tomorrow is Friday. Which might be a work day for my only class. All of my upcoming assignments r done. I could show up (which would get me out of bed dressed and moving) and then if it’s a work day leave for my costume. This is a very good idea actually I will be doing this