my new headcanon is that rudy gets diagnosed with celiac disease when he's 12 or 13 (one of his many many health issues and allergies) and when he tells louise that he's sad he cant eat at bob's burgers anymore bcuz the buns have gluten in them bob makes a special order for gluten free buns and stores them seperately so that rudy can always enjoy his burgers :) <- and anyone else who is gluten intolerant there's like a special sign that says "ask about our gluten free options!!"
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Sweeney Todd has the major advantage of having a landlady that’s madly in love with him.
I first went down this rabbit hole of thought a few years ago. My updated version is that Nellie doesn’t make him pay rent. She just doesn’t care. She already wants him to live with her, so why make him pay?
Back when I first thought of this tho, my joke was that they’re both extremely broke, so she maybe tries to get him to pay rent a little bit, but he’s got, like, no money, so he’s just like, “Sorry, can’t.” And she just lets it slide, ‘cause what is she gonna do, evict the love of her life?
He gets away with this all the time.
The other joke I made is that he very easily could use this whole thing to his advantage. Not in a “toying with her feelings” way, just in a “my landlady’s in love with me, what’s she gonna do” way. One day, he just buys her flowers and is like, “Do you except barters?” And of course she accepts because she loves flowers and she loves him, and even if it was to get out of paying rent, she thinks it’s sweet, and they both know deep down that she was never going to make him pay anyway.
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oh yeah thank god i am finally DONE with that stupid fucking job!!!! never put me in a restaurant again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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every time i replay ilitw i get SO tempted to learn how to code just so i can make a fangame of it
but im always torn between a pixel 2d rpg i can make in rpgmaker or going ham and making it low poly 3d like an early silent hill game
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Please be kind to retail workers. For the love of all things good in this world, be kind to retail workers. If you're in a position where it's safe for you to do so, step in if another customer is going off on a retail worker. People only behave badly when they think they can get away with it, and a bystander going, "Hey, is that really necessary?" can make a world of difference.
Retail workers, you DO NOT deserve the abuse thrown at you by the elitist, pompous, entitled customers who demand things of you that you aren't paid to do. I'm so sorry people are so cruel and it's wrong.
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when i was a kid my grandma had a dead dried lizard she kept in an ornate wooden box in her desk and she told me it was good luck and she would make me wish over the lizard for absolutely anything. we would bake a lot together and it started out as “go wish over the lizard that your crêpes will turn out good” and then it just started spreading to other things. like I’d go to her house to wish over the dead lizard for a good grade, to go to the zoo, for my friends to invite me to a sleepover. which is kind of funny in itself because my grandma is pretty catholic and you’d think that she’d make me pray to god rather than, you know, a lizard corpse. but also my mom was adamant i should be raised non-religious so maybe my grandma was trying to gateway drug me into catholicism (did not work). who knows. anyway learning that other kids did not have a lucky lizard corpse was a worse betrayal than learning santa was a freemason.
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I think the plan is to play a bit more of sims 4 tomorrow with a private family, then dive back into figuring out the Pierces the day after. I just... really needed the break so I didn't fully rage quit.
And I'll set a little queue of Higas running tomorrow too.
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