#whompers

[cathchicken]

Moominsummer

The “fillyjonk” was supposed to be that character in the books that isn’t actually Fillyjonk but I drew her as Fillyjonk anyways (no one will care)

[skruttet]

Shoutout to the stage manager Whomper from Moominsummer Madness. I always forget about him.

his sketches are super cute too 🥺

[flowerbloom-arts]

Moomin pride icon for Moominsummer Whomper please please please gay and asexual flags please please

FIRST TIME DRAWING HIM AND I WANNA PINCH HIS CHEEKS

[tangerinequeen19]

Sweet summer child, pls for the love of louies put on shoes while walking on a city street

[thenamesellen]

Decided to draw more Moomin characters, including my interpretation of Toft and Whomper.

[epicswagdivorceguy1]

whomper says he wishes you all a happy tdov!

[epicawesomewin-art2]

forgot to save a bunch of stuff to my drafts before i left on a trip to see relatives so ! take this drawing of whomper i've had in my drafts since i made this. he's enjoying a nice breeze :]

[writers-in-moominvalley]

🌌Alternate Moominiverse🌌

A Midsommar × Moominsummer Madness crossover

Moominsommar, if you will.

It's been years since the fire at the theatre which killed the Fillyjonk's parents and uncle. Her step-aunt, Emma, still remembers how her husband's head cracked under the iron curtain as he tried to lower it to stop the fire from spreading further.

Emma and the Fillyjonk aren't too fond of each other, but they're all the family they had left, one might as well keep in contact as there was no reason not to.

A Misabel, small and freckled, made her way into Spruce Creek with a Whomper in arm and cried news of invitation about a once-in-a-lifetime Midsummer festival held at the neighboring village of Moominvalley. Emma was initially very reluctant to go, not being too fond of mingling with a crowd, but the Fillyjonk dragged her there anyway, desperate to actually socialize with people.

They arrive at Moominvalley with some other folks they know from Spruce Creek; the Jailer Hemulen whose interest was piqued by talk of a stage performance, his smaller cousin who nervously clanked her knitting needles at all times, then finally there were the Park Keeper and the Park Wardress, having grown tired of the restrictive prison of Spruce Creek Park and looking for an excuse to break from the routine a little.

They are gladly welcomed by the nuclear family of Moomins; Moominmamma, Moominpappa, and Moomintroll. Moomintroll was also happily in a relationship with a Snork Maiden, planning to wed her in the near future.

The Valley's secrets grew apparent and vile as time passed, sacrificial deaths, strange rituals, odd philosophies, the intoxicating Smell of Spring and all with an unending grin on everyone's face.

The Park Keepers and the Jailer disappear one after another, likely because of the innocuous but anarchistic Snufkin in the Valley's midst.

The Snork Maiden, in an attempt to comfort the very paranoid Small Hemulen after the disappearance of her cousin, said that her brother, too, had gone, but there was nothing to be upset about, she has the Valley to help her through tough times and she barely even thinks of him anymore. Many members have also disappeared throughout the years, though one by the name of Sniff simply moved away, and he was the only one to do so.

The Fillyjonk becomes enamoured with the joys that the Valley exhibited, being showered with love and praise, while her aunt, standoffish as she is, refused to accept the pleasantries of the Valley and tries to convince her niece to leave.

This culminates in Emma's frustration growing to the point of trying to escape on her own, but was caught by the members of the Valley before she reached the outskirts.

Finally, it was time for the bonfire, the center piece of all Midsummer festivals. Signs with rules written on them were thrown into a pile, a pole sticking up from the middle. Now, what was left was a person to become part of the fire.

The Fillyjonk is given a choice to either have her aunt or a member of the Valley be burned. The Fillyjonk chose her aunt to burn for the bonfire.

Screams of agony, everyone echoing it to imitate grieving as was part of the ritual... The Fillyjonk sobbed, the Small Hemulen sat next to her.

The Fillyjonk looks up at the fire and her grief turns into a state of bliss.

[harpieisthecarpie]

for the ppl that follow tumblr tags, what is the strangest, most random, or most OOC (for you) tag that you follow? Why did you decide to follow it?

Bonus points: whats something cool you found through that tag?

[dearyallfrommatt]

“Roosevelt and Ira Lee (Night of the Mossacin)“

Tony Joe White

[skruttet]

The Swedish writer and translator Johannes Edfelt (1904‑1997), acquired as a birthday gift from the artist on December 12 (from the auction site, though surely they mean the 21st?), 1954. Watercolour and india ink on paper.

[flowerbloom-arts]

Welcoming some new guests, some of them may be some familiar little faces.

Parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

[sohannabarberaesque]

So imagine the Hair Bears "themselves" pulling off a belly-whomper galore on THIS glassy wave!!

[that-fic-girl]

Uhhhh can I get a Fnaf security breach crew x head maintenance short reader that is absolutely feral like. Biting, climbing into the most impossible places, random noises/screeching, no sense of direction, faceblind so she mixes up names or makes names for co workers.

Example: Reader chasing after Vanny climbing/running on walls screaming “COME BACK AND SCARE MEEEE!!”. Everyone else just a witness and sooner or later victim

Yk what, this really peaked my interest. It’s gna be cringe asf but I love the idea

Feral Fazbear maintenance worker head canons

As SOON as you were put up for the job, your co-workers immediately knew what they signed up for. It wasn’t that you were bad at your job, more of that you were too good at it and your turmoil like personality gave each and everyone of them a field day whenever you crossed paths.

Learning names was a no-no for you. It’s not that you where rude and didn’t want to know them, you just simply forgot them.

“Yo big boots, boss wants you”

“…it’s Denise?”

“Yeah okay whomper stompers” - like I side, just forgot them.

You also had a little bit of a short fuse. Whenever working on a bot or a mechanical problem and things weren’t going well for you, throwing tools or anything in your way whilst screaming profanities would be the way to solve it in your eyes.

BANG

“..fffuuuUUCKKKKK!!”

“What’s wrong y/n?! I heard you screaming is everything alr-AUGH”

A wrench had been flown at your co-workers face

“Whoopsies sorry”

The first time you saw vanny you thought it was a furry but after seeing her nearly everywhere, you got intrigued.

“YO! BUNNY EARS! YOU NEED TO LEAAVEE, ITS THE END OF MY SHIFT AND I WANT TO GO HOME!”

You screamed from the top of the atrium doors

“It’s vanny.”

“Yeah- okay Fanny, Jesus Christ JUST LEEEAAAVEEE”

Very rushed sorry lols

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

@straight-edge-hippy @baldy-wan-kenobi @stellanslashgeode

The IRL Doom Whomper (25mm musket), being fired. Uses a 1260 grain (82 gram) projectile. We don't know actual muzzle velocity, but considering the character who built it in the books is said to use it with maximum powder loads, and the barrel is rated for smokeless powder...

Post with pictures:

[exhausted-archivist]

Thedosian Curses

Up to Date as of: September 2024

This is organized by origins of the curse. It has been sitting in my drafts for months, and I need to get it out so it will be blocked from reblogging until I do my last overview/check this week.

If you want to use AO3 though for easier viewing [Link]

Chantry/Andrastian Curse

General Chantry Curses

By the Grand Cleric's bright yellow robes!

By the Black City!

By the walls of the golden city!

Using Andraste's Name

Andraste's arse!

Andraste's ashes!

Andraste's ass!

Andraste's asscheeks!

Andraste's blood!

Andraste's braids!

Andraste's breath!

Andraste's dimpled buttcheeks!

Andraste's dimples

Andraste's exposed asscheeks!

Andraste's fat ass!

Andraste's flaming sword!

Andraste's fuzzy thighs

Andraste's grace!

Andraste's grace...

Andraste's great flaming ass!

Andraste's holy cabbage!

Andraste's holy knickers!

Andraste's knickers!

Andraste's lily-white ass!

Andraste's mercy! - this is said to the equivalent of "Christ's mercy!"

Andraste's milk-white bottom!

Andraste's sacred bowels!

Andraste's sacred girdle!

Andraste's sacred knickers

Andraste's sanctified ass!

Andraste's sweet ass!

Andraste's sword!

Andraste's tits!

By Andraste's burning britches!

By Andraste's burning under-drawers!

By Andraste's dirty socks!

By Andraste's grace!

By Andraste's holy knickers!

By Andraste's sword!

By Andraste's tears!

By the Lady!

Dear Andraste, no [...]

For Andraste's sake!

For the love of Andraste!

For the love of Lady Andraste!

How in Andraste's name [...]

I swear by Andraste's knickers

I swear on Andraste's name - contextually similar to "I swear on God's name"

I wish to Holy Andraste [...]

In Andraste's name [...] - used as as a curse, a blessing, prayer, or an oath

Lady's breath!

Merciful Andraste!

Oh, Andraste, help me [...]

Oh, Andraste's dimples [...]

Oh, for Andraste's sake [...]

Oh, for the love of Blessed Andraste!

Oh, for the love of the Maker's bride!

Sweet Andraste

Sweet blood of Andraste!

Sweet, merciful Andraste!

Well, slap my arse and call me Andraste

Well, throw me in a fire and call me Andraste!

What in Andraste's name [...]?

What in the name of Andraste's holy knickers [...]

What in the name of Andraste's Sanctified Girdle [...]

What in the name of the holy mother [...]

Who in Andraste's name [...]

Using Maferath's Name

Maferath's balls

Maferath's hairy arse!

Using the Maker's Name

By the Maker [...]

Great Maker, please!

Great Maker!

Holy Maker!

How in the Maker's name...

In the Maker's name! - used both as a curse and also a blessing

Maker damn you for a fool!

Maker forbid

Maker help those/them/her/him - used as both a prayer/blessing and a curse

Maker preserve me

Maker spit on […] - used as a curse/condemnation of a person or group

Maker what is that?

Maker!

Maker's balls!

Maker's beard!

Maker's blood! - a curse like "Christ's breath"

Maker's breath! - a curse like "Christ's breath"

Maker's glory!

Maker's grapes!

Maker's mercy

Maker's tears! - meaning "I regret"

Maker's titties!

Maker's truth! - meaning "I swear"

Maker's wind

Maker's wrath

Oh Maker...

Oh, Maker save me - used as both a prayer and a curse

Oh, sweet Maker!

Sweet Maker!

Sweet merciful Maker

Tears of the Maker!

Thank the Maker - "Thank God"

The Maker's a cruel bastard

What in Maker's creation...

What in the Maker's name...

What the Maker is this now?

Whatever in the Maker's name [...]

Who in the Maker's name [...]

Cultural/Regional Curses

Antivan Curses

Brasca! - translates to "damn"

Avvar Curses

Chicken-craps

Tyrdda's tits

Dwarven Curses

Aeducan's balls!

Aeducan's beard!

Ancestors curse your path

Ancestors have mercy!

Beards of the Paragons!

Bemot's beard!

Bleeding ancestors

Blood of the Paragons!

Bloody nug runners - akin to "holy crap!"

Bloody nug-whomper

Bronto piss

By the ancestors!

By the beards of the Paragons!

By the hairs of my ancestors!

By the Paragons!

By the stone! - an oath, "holy shit"

By the stones of the Ancestors!

By the teats of my ancestors!

By the tits of my ancestots!

Caridin's Teeth!

Couldn't give a nug's ass

Dust-munching nugs!

For the love of nugs and idiot children!

Great Ancestors - a form of swearing

Holy sodding stone - akin to "holy fucking christ"

Hurts like a nug-humper

May you be spit-roasted on a sodding pitch fork

Nug droppings!

Nug-crud!

Nug-dung

Nug-humping

Nug-spew

Nug-teeth!

Nug's ass

Nug and dolts!

Nugs and rats and worms!

Nugshit - akin to bullshit

Oh, great Stone - akin to "Dear God"

Oh, Stone - akin to "Oh, God"

Ortan's teeth!

Paragon's teeth!

Paragon's have mercy!

Rats and nugs!

Sod it

Sod it all!

Sod off - akin to "fuck off"

Sod you - akin to "fuck you"

Sodding - noted to be said in the same tone as "fucking"

Stone spit you out, you blighter!

Stone spit you out!

Stones!

Thank the ancestors - akin to "thank christ"

Thank the Stone!

What the nug!

Who in the Stone? - akin to "Who in God's name"

Who the dust? - akin to "Who the hell"

Elven Curses

Andruil's tits!

Bleeding thorns

By the lost Dales

Creators!

Dirthara-ma - "may you learn"

Elgar'nan! - used in the same way one says "Maker!" in Thedas

Fenedhis

Fenedhis lasa

Mythal have mercy

Mythal, I hope not! - the use of "Mythal" is akin to saying "God"

Mythal! - used in the same way one says "Maker!" in Thedas

Mythal'enastel - used as a swear in da2 though is translated as "Mythal's Favor" in dai.

Oh, Creators

Only the Creators know - akin to "Only God knows"

To the Beyond with that - akin to "to hell with that"

Fereldan Curse

By Maric and the Maker!

By the giant stones of the Dwarfson

Calenhad's crown!

Great Dane's bitch

I'll be dipped - contextually similar to "I'll be damned"

General Curses

These are seemingly universal and/or are without a clear origin point. Separated by subjects: animal, blight, body fluids/excrements, body parts, Fade/magic/void, food, parentage, and miscellaneous.

Animal

A load of pig squat

Ain't worth a rat's spit

Ain't worth rat spit

Dog piss

Dog stink!

Dogshit

Dung beetles!

Flaming rat turds.

Flies and bother

For the love of little fish

Griffon's buttocks!

Horse feathers!

Hound's arse!

I don't give a rat's ass about...

May the bloody vultures feast on his corpse and shit him into the ocean.

Oh, donkey bum!

Oh...f-frogs!

Oh...rats

Pig

Pig's swill

Pigeon crap!

Rat!

Rat's dick

Rats!

Seems like a bunch of nug shit to me.

Shave a horse and punch me in the teeth.

Smells like a rat's bottom

Snake in the grass

The dog shit part of town

Wiplash and crow sauce!

Blight

Ah, Blight!

Blight and destruction!

Blight!

Darkspawn blood!

Fire and Blight!

Hurts like a blight

Body Fluids/Excrement

Ah, piss and vinegar.

Blood and ashes!

Blood and damnation!

Blood and honor!

Bloody elf guts!

Bloody kibble!

Blow it out your arse

Crap!

Dirt and spit!

Good riddance to the whole pile of shit

Hot shit!

I don't give a shit!

I don't give a squirt!

It has piss-all to do with you.

Oh, for shit's sake!

Oh, piss on it!

Oh, piss!

Oh, shit.

Petty pissing

Piece of shit

Piss

Piss and blood!

Piss and spittle!

Piss off

Piss on a stick.

Piss on it.

Piss on that.

Piss up a rope.

Piss weak

Piss-poor

Piss-poor job of it

Pissbag

Pissballs

Pissed-off

Pisshead

Pissing match

Pissing right we did

Pissy

Shit / Shite

Shit for shanks

Shit hole

Shit-eater

Shit-heap

Shitballs

Shite damned piss no!

Shitheel

Shoddy piece of crap!

Spit knives

Squat

Sure as piss

That's pissing great

Turd

Well shit me a sunshine

Well, piss

What in the living piss is happening!

What in the shuddering shit is going on?

What in the ever-loving spit

With my last breath, I spit at you!

Body Parts

[...] my arse! - used to show disbelief

Arse

Arse cakes!

Arse kettle

Arse-end of nowhere

Balls!

Bitch-balls!

Blow it out your arse

Butt

Cock things up

[...] cock this up

Cock-up

Get your arses off […]

Going tits up

Half-arsed

Kiss my ass

Kiss-arse

Kissing arse

Pain in the ass

Sorry ass

Fade/Magic/Void Related

By the Void!

Fade monkeys!

Suck on a fireball!

To the Void with [...]

Void damn it all!

Void take us all!

Void take [...]

What in the Void is wrong with [...]?

Who in the Void are you?

Food

A pile of stinking road apples

Applesauce!

Beans and spuds

Milk and cookies!

Pickles!

Stinking road apples!

That's bean-rot!

Parentage

Lucky bastard

Motherless bastard

Motherless son of a goat

Of all the motherless mongrels!

Son of a bitch!

Son of a motherless nug

Son of an ogre!

Misc

[...] be damned

Alas!

Blast and blazes!

Blast and damnation!

Blast it all, anyhow!

Blast it all

Blast it!

Blast you!

Blast!

Blech!

Bless my briches

Bollocks

Bugger it all

Bugger off!

Bullshit

Burn it all!

Confound it!

Cripes

Crud

Curse me for a fool!

Curse you!

Cursed for a fool!

Curses!

Damn

Damn fine

Damn good

Damn her/him/them

Damn it all!

Damn it!

Damn near

Damn sure

Damn you!

Damnation!

Damndest

Damndest thing

Damned if I know

Dang and blast!

Fiddlesticks!

Fire and death!

Flaming

Frigging / Frig

Fuck / Fucked / Fucking

Garbage

Glutton

Go nuts / Going nuts

God - contextually this doesn't really make sense, much like the use of hell in Thedas

Hell

Lucky bitch

None of this makes any damned sense [...]

Of all the blasted [...]

Of all the cursed luck!

Of all the cursed [...]!

Of all the infernal [...]!

Of all the [...]!

Oh dear

Oh, begger it all!

Oh, blast it!

Oh, brother!

Oh, buggery

Oh, by mercy

Oh, for pity's sake!

Oh, fuddle-knuckles

Oh...blast it!

Phooey

Shove it

Shut the fuck up!

Shut up!

Stab me with a fork and call me Susan!

Stupid

Tarnation

That's a stinker!

That's swill

The fuck?

To oblivion with you, wretch!

What in damnation

What the blasted [...]

What the fuck

What the hell [...]

Sources

Dragon Age: Origins + DLCs

Dragon Age 2 + DLCs

Dragon Age: Inquisition + DLCs

Dragon Age: The World of Thedas Vol. 1

Dragon Age: The Stolen Throne

Dragon Age: The Calling

Dragon Age: Asunder

Dragon Age: The Masked Empire

Dragon Age: Tevinter Nights

Short Story: Paying the Ferryman

Dragon Age: Absolution

Dragon Age: Vows and Vengeance

DAO Codex Entry: The Casteless

DAI Codex Entry: Common Curse

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