Dude wtf is even happening in bsd anymore. My friend asked me the plot and I just looked at her like ????? the plot is plotting too hard for the plot to correctly plot.
Fukuchi blender go brr
me when the plot doesn’t plot the way it’s supposed to plot 😧😧 (we’re cooked)
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blade x reader snippet
Blade is a broken man who can barely function without resorting to violence and murder and is prone to fit of madness if he’s arbitrarily triggered even by accident. He is a dangerous monster now, one he himself is disgusted by, how could he ever dare enter a relationship with someone he actually cares about when he is a persistent danger to their life?
It would be a long arduous road filled with miscommunication, misunderstanding, overthinking, anguish and tragedy before you or Blade would ever be able to get together. But. It’s possible. This man would treasure you quietly and fiercely, the image of a murderous hunting dog that turns into a puppy with a wagging tail at the sight of you.
I love the characterizations of Blade where he is cold and rough and detached but JAKDKFKFKF when he cares HE CARES. He will murder for you. He will fuck up a bitch for you. He would also melt into a puddle of goo and squirm if you kiss his cheek or temple or hold his hand and squeeze or just JAJDKFKDKKFNF gib this man a hug. To me he’s kind of like a man who’s perfectly OK for heated rated stuff but fluffy affection? No. Brain cannot compute. (i blame jing liu)
Although. If Blade falls in love with you then he is a different Blade altogether, because perhaps he might consider a life worth existing - he might consider stop craving for his death, he might seek a life with you.
The moment he acknowledges his affection and love for you, he will stop being only Blade, and he might even regain bits of what had made him Ying Xing. He might remember what being happy is like. He might find joy in being alive again instead of seeing misery, agony and disgust in his very existence.
but then you die :)
i lub him <3 uwu
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the way I WANT Mond is so concerning he could be like "go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich" and I'd ask if he likes it cut in triangles or rectangles
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Hahaha I got my first legitimate hate comment on AO3
I'm terribly sensitive, so while it's not going to, like, psychologically torment me to the point that I quit writing, it does make me really sad that ppl take time to put down others. I don't see any point in pretending not to be upset but it's like "oh my gosh that was soooo mean 🥺 why would you SAY that" upset and not like depressive-spiral-quit-my-hobbies-drink-to-forget upset, you feel
Anyway. Just felt like documenting that.
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the editing in saw is so silly it makes the whole thing much more watchable just by way of distracting from the (frankly, so far, not that bad) gore
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almost fainted. love that
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george's hair in the ping pong video >>>>>
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Curious synchronicity: I’ve been catching up on a paranormal podcast (that isn’t specifically local or anything) for the last few months and the episode I’m at currently, happens to be about an old inn beneath the Skirrid mountain. Yesterday I was at White castle, which is overlooked by that very mountain. The episode in question was released on Jan 23rd.
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*drinks an energy drink against my better judgement*
*caffeine starts kicking in, getting lightheaded*
*"CEO Entrepreneur, born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos 👏👏"*
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