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kodi-art · 4 months

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Mr.Qi from stardew!

#digital art #my art #original art #digital arwork #digital fanart #digital painting #mr qi #mr qi sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #concerned ape #why can’t I romance him

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aliensabductmepls · 3 months

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#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk screenshots #goro takemura #m #i wanna just #eat him #or him to eat me #why can’t i romance him #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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1driedpersimmon · 11 months

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Scus the //blood I was having feeling and decided the best solution was to dump Sesame in blood

And also Hauchie sweeping him off his feet because oh no

(And Sesame charm for myself hehe, maybe)

#ff #ffxiv #Sesame #Sidurgu #tiny rielle you can’t really see #I love him too btw he’s so funny #I just gotta learn how to draw his hair… also his armor is really cool #enjoying the black and the spikes #haurchefant #I’ve cursed Sesame by making Hauchie his first romance sorry my boy 🫡#you know now I think about it more it’s kinda fucked #so (lore time LMAOO) idk I guess Sesame more fell for him once the whole being hidden at Ishgard thing happens #and like throughout the little time they spent there it was all cute and whatever #and then he DIES #and Sesame is like #…? why.#ahem… anyways more thoughts on this AFTER I finish Heavensward LOL #ok I’m done rambling

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transkingcobra · 2 months

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I was curious and

I’m sorry are we looking at the same man here?

#i know it’s just what he’d say to anyone that isn’t MC but #having used Halsin to try is just too much #Halsin can take what you give sir #you’re the one concerned about him #halsin #bg3 #my screenshots #bg3 drow twins #i always talk to them just to see my partner’s reactions to being asked to the foursome whether that Tav would or not #still disappointed you can’t do the foursome with a non-romanced Halsin #like sure I don’t have a (somehow obvious) partner with me or they don’t want to partake #but if they’re like ‘I’m good but you go ahead’ then why can’t Halsin join #‘come back with a willing partner’ what about a willing archdruid #mans is down bad with or without a confession

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wakeupthemembersofbylernation · 1 year

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All the explicit love triangle imagery on the show (this isn’t even all of the examples):

Bonus: Kaypeace’s brilliant video from 4 years ago

Am I a joke to you?

#byler #will byers #mike wheeler #mike wheeler i know what you are #stranger things love triangle #hmm I wonder what it is in particular about Will/Mike/El that leads you to not see it as a love triangle #can’t quite put my finger on it #also thinking that Dustin stood more of a chance with Max than Will does with his best friend is HILARIOUS #oh I’m sorry I forgot that Mike is Elsexual #which is why he struggled for two seasons to tell El he loves her and needed a romantic pep talk from his platonic bestie to do so #got it #milkvan is the height of romance #and this isn’t a love triangle #no love triangle imagery to see here #just some classic unrequited love #he SAID he and Will were just friends #didn’t you hear him?#the whole roller rink heard him #Mike wheeler the heterosexual king

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lilmeowmeowsagelesath · 11 months

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i wanna be gangbanged 🤪

#contemplated throwing agnia in there too bc 👀🥵#and anubis tbh… LMAOO #anyways why are they all so damn attractive it’s unfair how am i meant to choose #and a couple aren’t even lis apparently #you can’t give me someone looking like titian and tell me i can’t get on my knees for him 🤧#song of the crimson nile #sotcn #romance club #amen #titian #livius #ramesses #remmao #ash #mine

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dumb-byesexual · 8 months

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true love is struggling to learn how to draw armor so that I can draw minthara proper

cleaner work in progress of my eilistraee worshipping drow and her bff minthara now with a background (no more void)

#minthara baenre #minthara #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #why yes that is the background from the character creation screen #it’s recycled from fanart I made of my tav during early access (the same character lol)#also I didn’t realize I could romance minthara without helping her with Druids grove #but immediately after entering act three she told me to dump astarion #minthara: I want u carnally #my tav: I’m in a relationship #minthara: ok? I’m here now tho so dump them…#so now I have to start a second save where I romance her (after telling astarion he needs a friend)#because I can’t dump him now I can’t do that to him it’s so mean 😭

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thescrumptiousstuffs · 8 months

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Dumb and dumber (affectionate) 😂

(We stan BFs who share the same one brain cell)

Dangerous Romance, episode 9

13/10/2023

#perthchimon #kanghansailom #perth tanapon #chimon wachirawit #dangerous romance #episode 9 #initially I was like why did Sailom just followed him #of course by the end of the episode we know Sailom is already in communication with Kanghan’s dad #so his like oh well can’t beat him so let’s just join the craziness #lmaooo 😂😂😂

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lunalikestowriteanddraw · 2 months

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Me: I’m not the biggest fan of Astarion

Astarion: *says something sarcastic/witty*

Me, holding back a smile: no, my heart belongs to Gale and Gale alone

Astarion: how’s my good friend :)

Me:

Me: okay, I GUESS I can see the appeal

#goddammit why does he have to be so fucking CHARMING #don’t get me wrong my heart will always belong to Gale #but at this point I am genuinely considering romancing Astarion on my second playthrough #which would technically mean he would be the first one I romance because I technically didn’t romance anyone on this playthrough #bc I’m stupid #no but seriously #he has made a home in my brain and I can’t get him out #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #astarion #baulders gate astarion

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bajablastflavoredsaxreed · 2 months

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quivering rn what the heck

baron from the baronies is something that can be so personal actually

ough

#fantasy high #baja’s blasting #the sheer unadulterated aromantic horror in his and rizz’s interactions jesus christ #‘everyone else will find someone they care about more than you’ hey. hey what if i cried #brennan lee mulligan why did you do this to me #the raw fucking dread the science with rizz seeing everyone he knows falling in love or dancing or making out #coupled with this freakish mannequin thing insisting that it is his romance partner. what the fuck #‘you are quite unlike your parents’ hey what the fuck man #and the fact that baron comes from a mirror which ties him into how riz perceives himself…aaaaaa #what if i cried. what if as in i am and have #AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO #it’s so sorrowful and realistic and terrifying and oh my god #i just can’t get over it. it is an amalgamation of riz’s fears of his friends all moving on from him after high school #and settling down romantically #it’s just so shfofksiokgnririe #AND THE FACT THAT BARON IS CREATED FROM A LIE RIZ TOLD IN ORDER TO FIT IN. HOW HE CARRIES BARON AROUND IN HIS SUITCASE #BECAUSE U CARRY THAT AROUND THROUGHOUT YOUR DAY #the horror of being in the closet is displayed so purely #also like. being aroace is really scary. it seems like everyone else has something magical that you never will #and you can’t attain it #and just jelstieoektkvkksir #they really did it justice #never gonna recover #sorry i wrote this before i learned that baron uses they/them :(#ignore my lack of lore knowledge #what i lack in facts i make up for in vibes

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sailforvalinor · 4 months

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…well, turns out changing to a Jo pfp is fitting in more ways than one.

#yeah turns out I’m going to be having a Jo and Laurie on the Hill moment. hopefully not to such a dramatic degree but #I went out with The Boy yesterday and I was dreading it so much #and it was fine but then at the end he asked if we could make it official that we were dating #and I asked him to give me a little bit of time to think (which he was super sweet about he did literally nothing wrong)#but yeah I just came to the conclusion within ten seconds of leaving the restaurant that it wasn’t going to work. like I felt nothing when #he asked me that question. and I wanted this to work so bad! it makes so much sense on paper but I’m just not feeling it #and I talked to my dad about it and he said that because the part of the brain that processes emotions is not connected to the part that #processes language aren’t connected that people who are married struggle to put into words why they married their spouse #so if I can’t put into words why I don’t want to date this guy it’s perfectly valid #and I suppose he’s right I just feel terrible about it. like how often do you find a guy this courteous and genuinely good? and like I #think maybe part of what’s bothering me was that there was almost no romance to this. like never at any point did he tell me that he even #liked me. it was just ‘hey we’ve hung out a few times now should we say we’re dating?’ and I’m not trying to rag on him he’s probably just #shy but it rang a little like a business proposition to me #but ugh. now I have to call (because I’m not going to do it over text) and break this poor boy’s heart #it’s a really good thing I have the play and my novel to distract me otherwise I’d be a mess #anyway prayers would be appreciated

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ghost-proofbaby · 4 months

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starting a run to romance gale and trying to rewire my brain to give gale the boyfriend treatment instead of astarion is. interesting.

#why does my heart ache at the thought of leaving astarion alone #i’m sure gale is wonderful #i wouldn’t be attempting to romance him if he wasn’t #but astarion is looking at me and there is an ache i cannot get rid of because i know their endings #this durge FITS GALE BETTER #and yet. i just. can’t.#when the durge reveal stuff happens in act 3 it’s gonna hurt more #because i know gale will respond as he normally would #and so will astarion. and only one of them will be kind.#the ‘i would love you in every universe’ trope is getting a lil too real between me and this blob of pixels 😐

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nyssasims · 5 months

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rip to my dream visitor. you were bigger than the whole sky 😭

…he’s not actually dead but if you know you know

#why did i make him so attractive #when i can’t even romance him 😩#he looked so good #damn #i just fell to my knees #*nienna #bg3 #n bg3

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deityofhearts · 4 months

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all of my ocs are affection and touch starved btw

#deity dialogue #wonder why that is #this includes Lanturn like yeah sure he is always surrounded by people he has an abundance of physical touch and lust but that isn’t the #same as genuinely being loved and lovingly held (this isn’t saying that lust and romance and love can’t all be equal but the ppl who are #after Lanturn do NOT love him lmao)#mmm I love my ocs each of them would benefit from therapy #as would I

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girlmadeofclockwork · 7 months

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I think the potential hilarity of Durge/Karlach is not capitalized on enough, cause imagine being Gortash, the subordinate you sold to the devil ten years ago is back foiling your methodically laid out plans and out to kill you in vengeance for what you did, and then just to add insult to injury she stole your murder-girlfriend as well. L’s up on L’s for this man.

#bg3 #it’s in my brain because I’m doing my Durge run and romancing Karlach as well so #I sure look forward to Karlach being hit with the information that her GF fucked her former shitty boss #(will be news to Sirris as well but ah)#there are certain things that is very nice because I’m playing a repentant Durge so Karlach being so unrepentantly good is influencing her #and having godly entities controlling the course of the their lives and taking away their bodily autonomy #forging them into weapons who can never be close to anyone ever #(Karlach by literally not being able to touch anyone and Sirris (my Durge) being pushed to kill anyone she’s ever had fond feelings for)#it’s something they got in common and while no recalling her life some part of Sirris heard oh I can’t be with people from Karlach #and whent “man I don’t know why but same hat #I have many feelings about them #and then old Gortash is in the sauce as being a guy they both at one point we’re close to and trusted but also he’s the representation of #like a dark time in their lives and I think killing him wont be as satisfying to them as either of em hope #killing him wont make it so Karlach won’t die and it won’t undo all the hurt Sirris has brought on the world #also in the bad end when Karlach dies I think Sirris would legit just off herself rather then live on and potentially becoming #as much of a monster as she used to be and she believes she won’t be able to be as good without Karlach at her side #anyway I will stop rambling now

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prettyboysdontlookatexplosions · 7 months

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after considering the matter seriously and giving it a good deal of reflection, i’ve decided that my stance is: heero/relena in canon, heero/duo in fic

#partly i just don’t wanna read anything without duo in it #partly though heero/relena like #is so perfect in the deranged operatic bananapants register the show operates in #like iconic legendary true romance etc #but that tone does not really translate well to fic/prose lol #like it’s already hard to find fics where i can suspend disbelief to imagine heero talking to duo like an actual human #i can’t imagine him and relena doing that together because neither of them demonstrates an actual capacity for it in the show #which. in the show. is part of why they are perfect together and destined to be!!!!!#time & place for everything. y’know?#anyway. that’s what i’m thinking of this long weekend. hope everyone’s staying cozy.#gundam wing

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