#why do they do this to me

[ricochetoconnell]

Ardeth Bay & Rick O’Connell & Evelyn Carnahan O’Connell

Battle Throuple

[impossibly-cold-collector]

ok but like the fact that Mo is full on into getting down and dirty with He Tian 👀

Hear me out.

They are full out making out here

llike He Tian is just casually stripping Mo all while peppering him with kisses and making out. He has his HAND UP MO'S SHIRT, while asking for the gift (CONDOMS) that he gave MO earlier. When he finally manages to pull the box out, MO has hin flat on the bed - MO PUSHED HE TIAN DOWN!!!!

THEN! When He Tian actually opens the box, Mo is speechless cause he sees that it's not condoms but actually WEDDING RINGS!?????

Baby Mo is so overwhelmed and happy to be with this man who he was just about to get down and dirty with after seeing for so long, only to be shown so much love with a freaking proposal. that he just breaks down from how loved he is.

Ughhh. Tianshan are just sooo god tier. 🥺🥺😭😭😭

[mhyinart]

Did I mention I hate him

[bloodpen-to-paper]

fuck's sake philza i take one shit and you're doing lore

[gunsatthaphan]

“I think I’m still not ready for something like that.”

[confusion-is-wonderful]

Hey what the fuck I put my phone down for 3 minutes what in the fresh hell happened??????

[mileydna]

crying in the middle of fortuna bc ticker reached through the screen and told me everything was going to be alright

[brandnewcouch]

my pharm prof is talking about how peppermint helps with nasal and chest congestion….. help 🫠

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

in my soup era but they expect me to complete tasks

[fourgods-nobrakes]

I have never done anything wrong. I don't even GO to Sigmar. and yet:

The Blade of the First Prince was one of Archaon’s loyal Varanguard – a champion of the Eighth Circle known as Atarus – until he renounced the Everchosen and swore fealty to the Dark Master. Destroyed and reborn by Be'lakor's sorcery, he became Eternus – the chosen agent of the First Prince. The lord of traitors now rides at the head of Be'lakor's legions, crushing rivals in battle and commanding a vast network of spies and agents. Even death cannot halt his machinations, for each time Eternus is slain, he is reborn in a flash of black lightning – a cruel parody of Sigmar's Stormcast Eternals.

Here I am helplessly compelled to ship Be'lakor/Eternus. RUDE.

[bookishjules]

someone wanna tell me why the kingdom of ash paperback came out four (4) years ago but it's already impossible to find in its original cover without spending hundreds of dollars...

i just want it to match the seven books i've already had for years please *weeps dramatically*

[wazuthegreat]

I just finished s3 and if you’re wondering if I’m mentally stable the answer is

✨no✨

[mariesdeluluworld]

why do all smut scenes have some sort of variation of this scene??

"you ripped my panties! those were expensive!"

"i'll buy you new ones~,"

me: *rolls eyes and looks into the invisible camera like i'm from the office*

[drowning-in-webnovel-chapters]

Them: the Horizon fbw dlc and third game will be on PS5 only!

Me: okay what's the best place to steal a ps5 from?

[mmmitchmmmarner]

if u saw a dude in white nylander jersey who near tears,,,

[cto10121]

Oh no

Oh no