#why do you have voodoo chips. why is there evil eye chips. smth bad will happen to me | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

semercury · 1 year

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Always gotta keep people on their toes with me. Other people will drop life lore like my one coworker now using his fiance's name when talking to me about her instead of just referring to her as his fiance, and then I drop something on him like "those bags of chips scare me and I'm afraid if I touch them I'm going to be cursed."

#stuff sarah says #theyre actually rlly scary #and its probably bc of my religious upbringing that they scare me so much but like. i dont fuck with voodoo #why do you have voodoo chips. why is there evil eye chips. smth bad will happen to me #anyway. ''im afraid of movie theaters'' is gonna be another fun one when i tell people #but you gotta be at least a level 20 friend to unlock that backstory in full #or... follow me on tumblr where i talk too much and you probably can piece it together from really old things #came close to talking abt it bc i talked abt how i hate popcorn #and while i dont like the bits in my teeth and its not exciting enough for me to put up with that for #the smell of popcorn actually does give me a nice cortisol boost bc of that fear #didnt go into that bit tho #but i do just say the weirdest shit at work and people just have to deal with it #just like anyone i spend time around. but most of those people voluntarily chose to be around me. ppl at work are forced to be near me #tho everyone who works there is kinda weird and i love it #theres this one girl who often greets me by meowing. and i meow back #id take a bullet for her

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