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i gotta be honest i am stoked to be a janitor. i see mops and i get excited
#guys i have opinions on mops now#why does anyone use string mops. for instance.#they suck. they're heavy. use a flat mop for heaven's sake they're so much better and you can actually launder them???#i think janitor is the perfect job for me i fucking hate being looked at when i'm doing things#i loved working at the greenhouse where i could just do repetitive tasks all day and then go home and#shake the cuttings out of my boots & pockets and then go and immmmmmmmediatelly buy candy#it got mind numbing but it was NOT that bad. and with janitorial work the tasks are always getting switched up#you're mopping or you're vacuuming or you're wiping something up and there's always a different tool to learn how to use#i am NOT excited about the swing machine but apparently people don't use it much anymore anyways? so. yeah :3#gonna work for the school district. gonna make friends with all the teachers who stay late after school. fuck yeahhhhh#maybe they'll tell me about school drama shit and i'll be like *leans on mop* oh yeah? :3c tell me more#i'm a simple animal with simple animal dreams#i DO dream of labour actually i love doing things#and actually since this is being treated like an actual profession these days you get treated way better#there's workplace safety and focus on ergonomics and proper training#i'm just really excited to get out there and do stuff
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you hover like a hummingbird, haunt me in my sleep
a little soul-baring never hurt anyone (2/3) Part 1
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Geralt/Jaskier - Soulmate AU
Word Count: 5622
I can see through you, we are the same
Itâs perfectly strange, you run in my veins
How can I keep you in my lungs
I breathe what is yours, you breathe what is mine
âYou should know you two are not very subtle,â duchess Emylya comments, sipping her wine with delicate hands, peering over the rim at Geralt.
Amber eyes narrow. âI donât know what youâre talking about.â
Yes, denial. That always works.
The duchess laughs as she tips her head back. Geralt grits his teeth, peering into his goblet of ale that he wishes is full right about now.
âPeople can tell when two are soulmates. Itâs prevalent in everything they do,â she says once the amusement has passed, idly picking apart the empty stem of grapes on her plate.
âFor instanceââ she starts, leaning over her armrest, nodding to the court, âyou have looked over to your bard six times since the start of our conversation.â
Geralt resists the urge to prove her right, but even then, there is an itch to stare into those playful blue eyes.
âHe needs protection from jealous husbands,â he says blankly, as if it excuses the fact he hasnât taken his eyes off of the bard. Emylya adopts a knowing smile.
âI thought you said your bard has never been to Mellaburn,â she wonders out loud, an innocent sparkle in her eyes. âI hardly think he would know anyone here.â
Geralt grits his teeth, averting his gazeânot to look at Jaskier, mind you.
âAndââ she swipes a finger over his sleeve, as if sheâs wiping dust, âIâve never seen a Witcher as relaxed as you when your bard merely brushed his hand against your back.â
âHeâs not my bard,â he grounds out, almost too quick to retort. The duchessâ brows fly to her hairline.
âNot only are you insufferably unsubtle, I can hardly miss the fact the man is nearly two decades older than me and still looks like he just popped out of studying at Oxenfurt. Donât take me for a fool.â She shakes her head, looking slightly indignant as she waves her cup of wine around. He wonders if sheâs born royal or married into it. With the way sheâs unashamed of acting regal at every moment, heâd bet itâs the latter.
âAlso, not your bard? Twenty-three years of knowing each other and heâs not your bard?â she asks, a touch of mirthful confusion in her features. Geralt is silent, not unsure of what to say at allâconsidering he knows any word he says would be turned on its head.
âI was still a child when I heard of Dandelionâs first ballad of you.â At her snort of laughter, Geralt sighs, mindlessly wondering if heâd get hanged if he rolls his eyes at the duchess.
He hears the music come to a graceful end, the room echoing with applause. Geralt doesnât need to look over to know theyâre taking a break.
âWhatâs your point?â
If he gets drunk enough, he might be able to survive the rest of this conversation. He just hopes Jaskierâs next performance will have the room excited enough so that the duchess wonât be able to hear him over the deafening cheers.
âI am merely curious. Pray tell,â she leans back into her chair, looking far too amused for someone to be messing with a Witcher, âdoes the bard know youâre in love with him?â
Geralt chokes, ale dribbling from the side of his mouth. The duchess blinks, seemingly not surprised by his reaction at all. He swipes the back of his hand over his mouth, sending a testy glare her way.
âPray tell, My Grace, are all duchesses this nosy?â he grits out, grabbing a napkin to dry his ale-covered hands.
âNo, Witcher, just this one. One who has a penchant for sad love stories,â she merely says, not at all sounding insulted by his sarcasm.
Geralt takes a risky and rolls his eyes for real this time, sighing once again. The evening feels much longer now that thereâs the prospect of being meticulously studied by one annoying yet slightly endearing duchess.
âYou two are going to grow old together for as long as you live. ButâŚâÂ
âWhy waste time?â Geralt scrunches his nose, the old thought from years ago wringing buried emotions out in his chest.Â
âHe may live long, longer than any regular human. But heâs still human.â The ale tastes like ash in his mouth and he glares into his cup.
âHeâs vulnerable, Witcher. How much longer until heâs in mortal danger, real danger, and you realize that maybe⌠maybe you didnât have enough time together at all.â Geraltâs fingers are taut around his goblet, dignity steadfast in not looking for those wide, blue skies.
âThat may happen years, months or even days further down the road. You never know. That day might even be tomorrow.â The duchessâ voice is low, yet somehow it drowns out every other noise in the room.
âIâm not saying that this is a certainty.â Geralt fights the building urge to look at Jaskier, to quell his incessant clambering thoughts.
âBut sometimes, itâs just better to be safe than sorry. Especially when it comes to the people we love.âÂ
Geralt stares at her, gaze flat and distant. âYouâre oddly wise for someone your age.â
âNot wise. Just perceptive. And I, for one, learn from my mistakes.â The duchess finished with a sip of her wine, the knowing glint in her eye never fading.
Geralt has thought about it before. How can he not? The life of a Witcher is not something to laugh at. They are mutants for a reason; no human can achieve the feats they do, they canât learn the decades of training and rudimentary magic without wrecking their body along the way.
He made a promise to Jaskier years ago, to keep him safe from harm. And heâs yet to break it.
Itâs why Geralt often tries his best not to bring Jaskier along to his dangerous contracts (which is most of them, much to the bardâs chagrin). Jaskier may be his soulmate, but heâs human and vulnerable and susceptible to things Witchers wouldnât even blink an eye at.
Itâs also why Geralt and the other Wolven Witchers decided to teach the bard the basics of combat. They donât ever use their true strength on himânot even closeâbut even then, Geralt can see that that pushes Jaskier to his limits. Heâs getting better with every training session but itâs still a far cry from being a master.
And that terrifies Geralt. If Jaskier canât hold his own on an uneven match against a nearly defenseless Witcher, what would happen if Jaskier has to face something much worse than that? And that Geralt wonât be there to protect him?
Itâs a string of thoughts he tries not to get tangled in.
Over the years, the fear only grew, especially when nowadays Geralt gets more heat from Nilfgaard because of Ciri. His daughter may be vulnerable, but sheâs powerful enough to kill crowds of people with a scream. But Jaskier? The man may be able to jump into a tavern brawl and leave with barely a bruise, but what can he do against monsters? Swing his lute blindly and hope he wins?
Geralt shakes his head. Itâs a funny image, but itâs a reality Geralt can never bring himself to laugh at.
But it does beg the question why he doesnât reach out and bridge the gap between them, growing their friendship into something moreâsomething he denies he wants. He just imagines it would hurt less if he lost Jaskier as a friend rather than as the love of his love, his everything.
He knows his reasoning is utter horseshit, though. He canât quite fully fool himself into thinking thatâbecause really, how can he? When Jaskier is already both of those things?
His eyes roam the room, looking for a mop of brown hair within the crowds.
He spots Jaskier, but his brows furrow when he sees another dark-haired man come to stand next to him, the mysterious manâs back towards Geralt.
Geralt exhales heavily, exasperated. Another jealous lover.
Considering the many times heâs saved Jaskier from this particular predicament, Geralt is actually curious how the bard has survived this long. Geralt wonders if he can talk his way out without him intervening.
He takes a sip of ale from his goblet, staring inconspicuously at the conversing pair. They seem to be in deep conversation, which has him leaning forward in his seat, curiosity piqued. He convinces himself he will step in if the man pulls out a knife or something that can maim hisâthe bard.
Amusement tugs at his lips when Jaskier looks more irritated than anything, his blue eyes rolling almost every time the other man opens his mouth.
Not a jealous lover then. They know each other.
Jaskier seems guarded but he doesnât see the man as a threat; heâs not nervous like those other times Geralt pulled husbands (and sometimes wives) away from hurting the bard. Geralt snorts into his goblet when Jaskier grimaces like heâs grown tired of the conversation, picking up his speed to leave the man behind.
Only the man doesnât let him go.
Geraltâs goblet stops half-way to his lips, following their movements with his eyes, the amusement dying away.
The man has his hand wrapped around Jaskierâs arm, his knuckles white. The bard snaps at something he says, drops his bread roll and jerks the manâs hand off him, looking furious.
Geralt slams his goblet down onto the table when the man snatches Jaskier back to him; leaning in too close for Geraltâs comfort.
He bolts from his chair, not answering the duchessâ startled inquiries.
The man is whispering something into Jaskierâs ear, and Geralt can feel a harsh tug in his chestâsomething hot and liquid sliding between his veins. It burns when he can see the man touch Jaskierâs faceâwho is wincing at itâlike he belongs to him.
The court is big and crowded, Geralt doesnât know if he can make it fast enough to get to his bard, who isâ
Jaskier isâ
Geralt can feel the twang of fear in his bones, their soul-bond trembling from the weight of Jaskierâs emotion spilling over to Geralt.
Heâs ripping the man off the bard before heâs even thinking about it, placing himself as a barrier between the two as he shoves the man away.
âAhâGeralt!â Jaskier breathes, relief rolling off him in waves, andâbefore Geralt can blinkâslides up next to the Witcher, the bardâs arm winding around his waist. The tremor going through his arm (Geralt can even feel it through his doublet) betrays his self-assured smile. Geralt can hardly see through the fog of possessive fury creeping in.
âDarling, I was just about to tell you about my uhâmy old friend,â Jaskier says, too bright and cheerful for that twinge of fear Geralt felt to be fake, the emotion having hit him like a wild wave against a cliff-side. Geraltâs sudden and aptly timed appearance flicked a switch in Jaskier, going from a shaking leaf to a dog happy to see its owner; not that Jaskier is happyâGeralt can sniff the anxiety on himâbut the strong relief emanating from within Geraltâs soul is comparable to excitement.
The Witcher blinks, something crossing over his face when he hears Jaskierâs words in his head. Jaskier has many nicknames for Geralt, but darling is not one of them.
Geralt takes in his pale face, wide blinking eyes and quivering voice, and rumbles out softly, gentle words only for Jaskier to hear, âAre you alright? Did he touch you?â
Jaskier pauses, staring deeply into Geraltâs golden eyes for a moment, blue eyes impossibly shiny, but eventually nods. âIâm fine.â
Geralt waits for his next answer.
âJaskier, did he touch you?â
Jaskier heart-stopping silence is drowned out by the roaring in Geraltâs ears. A deep, thunderous growl rattles in his chest, once golden eyes now looking like hot molten lava under his furrowed brows, his nose flaring as he snarls.
âI see you have your hound with you,â the man says, and Geralt whirls to face him. His tone deceptively light for the sharp look in his green eyes, still acting as if what he did wonât get him speared onto Geraltâs sword. Heâs dusting his shoulders like the Witcher had dirtied him, and Geralt wonders if heâll be able to see bloodstains on his red doublet.
Jaskier digs his fingers into Geraltâs side, the touch nearly sending Geralt keeling over, and the Witcher glances over to his bard. His smile is terse, but those cornflower eyes are seething.
âExcuse me?â Jaskier asks, tone dangerous.
The man looks between the two of them. âYouâve gotten your White Wolf to protect you again. How quaint. Really, I must congratulate you, flower, for picking a perfectly apt name for your pup.â
Geralt doesnât remember the number of times Jaskier has stood up for him; heâs lost count. And every time, without fail, it stuns Geralt that a person like Jaskierâsomeone who loves everyone and everything, someone who feels so muchâcan have the seemingly infinite capacity to genuinely care for a white-haired Witcher and take the harsh words of narrow-minded people in Geraltâs stead, even throwing some biting ones back.
This time is no different.
âYou should watch what you say, Valdo, âcause I wonât hesitate to cut that tongue out,â Jaskier hisses, the threat sounding sour with resentment in spite of the shivers running through him.
âDo you need your wolf with you all the time? It seems like youâve only a spine when he comes to your rescue.â
Geralt glowers, stepping to the side to better shield Jaskier fromâwait, Valdo? Why does that name sound familiar?
âBelieve it or not, Iâve had to stop Jask from hurting people more than he had to me. Even then, I donât think heâll stop me this time,â Geralt grumbles, rolling his shoulders, fingers curling into fists.
Valdo tuts. âCareful, Witcher. Would you truly hurt me? In a room full of witnesses? I thought you smarter than the bard.â His tone is patronizing, inherently chafing Geraltâs temper to smithereens.
âIt would be a shame, after all the little flowerâs done for you. Singing about your⌠adventures and all that. Practically birthing your reputation.â He grins, a slimy thing. His voice is grating, talking about their life-threatening journeys around the Continent as if they were innocent little childrenâs trips to the townâs well.
Geralt casts an eye around. There isnât a crowd circling them, but theyâve caused enough commotion to have the closest people glance over nervously.
âI donât care,â the Witcher grits out, gold on green, ringing in his ears from how hard heâs clenching his jaw. âYou touched him.â
All he sees is redâfeels the echo of that twang of unbridled terror like a lute string tugged harshlyâand it brightens to a rich golden fire, rage drumming through him as he thinks about how Valdo touched him, he touched Jaskier, heâll kill that son of a whoreâ
Callused fingertips smooth their way into his sweating palm, ring-laden fingers lacing with his own, grounding him into earth. Jaskierâs hand squeezes around his, a tipped over boat finally having peace on choppy waters.
âLove, I donât think the two-faced weasel is worth it.â The words are spoken to a riled-up dog, protective of its pup. He feels the words more than hears them, soft quivering breaths in half-whispers fanning across the side of his neck. Itâs soothing, cooling against the red-hot cinders of his anger. But it also alights something dormant within Geralt, like a sparkling star in the darkest of nights.
Valdoâs face twists for merely a moment. Geralt tilts his head, curious. Itâs the first sign of something other than cocky indifference.
It seems that Valdo has a weakness.
The bard seems to have picked up on it too and is quick to unmask it for what it is, because heâs now closing the distance between him and Geralt, pressing his front against the Witcherâs tensed side and back.
Valdoâs temples pulsate.
He doesnât like how Jaskier isnât hisâisnât an obedient pet.
Jaskier releases his right arm around Geralt and instead reaches up to slide it across and over his shoulder, hand coming to rest on his pec, practically draping himself over the Witcherâlike a territorial cat. Jaskier noses the side of Geraltâs neck, goosebumps rising in the wake of Jaskierâs skin delicately running across his.
Itâs a clear message.
Jaskier may not be Geraltâs
âbut Geralt is Jaskierâs.
Geralt knows they must look ridiculous, what with Jaskierâs defensive posturing and Geraltâs cautious stormy gaze that would bring even the strongest man to his knees; but all he feels is the curl of satisfaction in the pit of his stomach, warming like a campfire when Jaskierâs cheekbone brushes against the scruff of Geraltâs jaw.
In spite of it, it seems to be working. Their staring contest has come down to Valdoâs withering glare, uncontrollable hostility clear in his green eyes. But then a smirk slides onto that whoresonâs face.
âDoes he know about the times we spent in my bed chambers? After the times he would leave you?â
Jaskier goes stiff as a rock, his breath stuttering, clearly unsure of how to react to such callously thrown words, but Geralt doesnât let the words phase himâ
(âa quiet part of his mind rages, howls within its cage, desperate to claw the manâs throat out for making Jaskier feel this wayâ)
and only stands straighter, puffing his chest, broadening his shoulders.
(âthat same part of him purrs at the way Jaskierâs fingers twitch and dig into his muscles, testing the Witcherâs strength like heâs dipping a toe into an angry oceanâs watersâ)
He meets cornflower blue eyes, hardened amber sap melting into warm honey, and squeezes Jaskierâs hand. Itâs his turn to settle the anxious bard back to the Continent.
His gaze snaps back to the toxic green, and the raging fire comes back.
âDo you know heâd once wished a djinn to kill you?â Valdo blinks, not expecting such a remark.
Thereâs a tiny puff of laughter behind him, tugging Geraltâs lips into a small smirk. âItâs a shame, really. I regret that they turned out to be my wishes. Iâd much prefer it now if heâd had them.â
Geralt wants to crowd into the Valdoâs space, growling, prowling and intimidating him like the White Wolf he is, but because heâs held so gently and protectively by the bard, he wonât move a muscle as long as the bard keeps him pacified, like a docile dog kept on a leash. A small part of him withers from the lack of dignity in his thoughts, but he finds he mostly doesnât care.
âDonât underestimate my bard. Itâs always a mistake to do so,â Geralt rumbles, the slight intonation of pride in his voice completely sincere. At the twitch of Jaskierâs fingers, he glances around and realizes they have a bigger audience now. They should leave since theyâre attracting more attention. Only Valdo narrows his eyes, stepping closer, clearly not finished with them yet, opening his mouth to retort but Geralt beats him to it.
âIâd listen if he says heâll cut your tongue out. You should just hope Iâm around next time to stop him.â
Valdo turns his nose up at them.
âGeralt, do you think we get more pockets in all my doublets? I wished I had somewhere to keep the silver dagger on me this evening,â Jaskier says it so casually, so flippantly and GodsâGeralt wishes he can kiss the bard senseless at this moment.
He remembers that silver dagger, a gift for his fortieth birthday because Geralt knows he canât always protect Jaskier from all types of monsters. He even remembers teaching him how to wield it. Another thrum of adorations rings through him as he recalls how Jaskier, with that particular silver blade, had saved his life more than once.
Jaskier had no problem with taking care of the bandits who threatened to kill Geralt, utterly ruthless with the blade. He doesnât doubt that the bard would carry out his threat.
Valdoâs icy glare hardens. Itâs disturbing to think how Jaskier used to love this person; but at the same, it isnât because Jaskier falls in love with everybody, falls so freely with abandon, shares pieces of himself to people who donât deserve it.Â
They should leave the scene. Despite his constant complaints of needing to rescue Jaskier, he would never willingly leave the bard in danger. He needs to get him out of here, away from the whoreson.
Heâs never felt Jaskierâs fear so strongly over the soul-bond before. This was the first time itâs ever happened. Not even on the more dangerous contracts did Geralt feel such horror over their bond. It rattled him to his core when he was making his hurried way to them, discomforted by how easily Valdo set off the bard.
Geralt stares at Valdo for a moment longer, disgust twisting his face. The man only has beady eyes for Jaskier, somehow looking eerie as he contemplates something.
The Witcher turns around to face Jaskier, but keeps a cautious side-eye on the threat, not trusting the man to stay silent. Geraltâs grip moves to Jaskierâs wrist, unwinding from his embraceâdespite the strong urge to stay put. He brushes his thumb over the bardâs pulse point,
(âand tries to calm the beast when he feels the indentations of crescent moons dug into the skinâ)
pressing a thumb into that little rhythmic beat of Jaskierâs life. A small weight lifts off of Geralt.
âYou alright?â Geralt mumbles, staring deeply into the blue, blue sky. Jaskier nods and opens his mouthâ
âYouâre proud of that little whore, are you not?â
Fire burns his heart inside out, lightning striking back with a vengeance and Geralt is then sliding away from Jaskier and closing the distance between him and the fucking whoreson, intending to snap his neck and be done with the pestâno one has a right to talk about Jaskier like thatâ
âGeralt!â The desperate plea of a sweet voice stops him, freezes him in place, just a jerk of his hands away from clawing the eyes of a certain green-eyed bastard.
His fists are white-knuckled, tremoring as they clutch at Valdoâs collar with the suppressed temper of a hundred storms. He brutally yanks him into his space, golden eyes flashing.
Finally, thereâs a flash of fear in those green eyes. For once, Geralt does not mind the fear directed at him, in fact he revels in it. He should be afraid. Geralt of Rivia is a Witcher, a cold-blooded monster-killing machine, and heâs a Witcher whose soulmate was just threatened, bullied.
Valdo isnât taller than Geralt and neither is the Witcher, but his hulking size, bulging arms and barely restrained bloodthirsty mania paints a terrifying picture.
âIf it werenât for Jaskier, Iâd castrate you with my bare fucking hands.â His growl comes deep from his chest, voice harsh, gnarly. His glowing eyes brighten, snarl baring a little more of that teeth. Then he smells it.
A slow grin stretching his lips, a dark wolfish thing he knows is a horror to look at. âI can smell it on you.â
The Witcher narrows his eyes. âFear.â
The scent only gets thicker.
âWhat in the Godsâ names is happening here?â
Geralt doesnât stray his gaze away from his target, the murderous glint in fiery embers still being stoked by the way the man heartlessly treated Jaskier. Heâs never quite gotten worked up like this before, in regard to his soulmateâincluding the times the worst types of jealous lovers crowded Jaskier against his will, spitting bodily threats at the bard.
Those types of people would usually cower in seconds under the glower of one irate Witcher who has come to the bardâs rescue. But this, this is different. The violent threats canât quite compare to the utter bullshit spewing from Valdoâs mouth; theyâre more personal and targeted, aimed perfectly blow-for-blow to fish the desired reaction from Jaskier. Itâs clear Valdo knows him wellâthey are, or rather, were close enough for Valdo to which of the bardâs buttons to push, words digging themselves to the hilt in Jaskier.
Geralt would rather not think about the other aspects of their closeness. But itâs clear they have a more than platonic history together.
And it absolutely enrages Geralt that the man would use their past relationship as a weapon, throwing words on a whim like they were daggers, with no regard for the bardâs boundariesâ
(âand Jaskier is not known to have many of them; but that just makes the whole thing worse, doesnât it?)
That a man like Jaskier, who is open and selfless and unabashedly loving, is reduced toâ
(Âânot weak, never weakâ)
âsuch a vulnerable state, come apart by threats and unwelcomed manhandling.
âAhâitâs nothing, Your Grace,â Jaskier blurts. Geralt looks at him over his shoulder, incredulous.
âLike shit itâs nothing,â Great grumbles. The whole room is staring at them now. Just for once, can he go to a ball without stirring any trouble and drink in peace?
âWitcher?â the duchess asks gently as she looks between the three of them, pausing at the sight of Geraltâs raised hackles and bared teeth. He meets the eyes of the duchess and, to his surprise, finds himself glad that this particular nosy royal has a soft spot for love stories.
âThis man,â he nods jerkily at Valdo, âjust insulted and threatened my soulmate.â
A collective gasp is heard throughout the room, and only by his sensitive hearing does he hear the incredulous whispers. Apparently, a lot of people thought Witchers canât have soulmates; yet, here he is, evidence in the flesh.
Valdoâs eyes spark with realization, chuckling darkly. âAt least now I know why you havenât aged a day since we met.â
There are soft warbles in the back of Jaskierâs throat, words wanting to be spoken but unsure of its delivery.
The rage in his gut simmers. Jaskier never hesitates in dishing out the most cutting and outlandish insults. To know Valdo has such an effect on himâwhere Jaskier is second-guessing himselfâonly makes Geralt want to tear the man apart even more.
Itâs so rare that people connect the dots between him and Jaskier, figuring out they share a soul-bond; but he doubts it would get any less disorienting when the fact is shoved in their faces, much less said out-loud. Their soul-bond is mostly left unspoken, a rule deemed by Geralt from the first day they met. It became clear to Jaskier that Geralt isnât one to hold back his punches, literally, even when it comes to his soulmate.
Geralt once mused over the thought that Jaskier must assume the Witcher doesnât see his soulmate differently from the next person when it canât be any further from the truth.
The duchessâ lips are set into a firm line, eyes grim. She turns to Valdo and says, âIs this true?â
Valdo backtracks, voice light, âMy Grace, I was not aware that the Witcher is his soulmate. And I was merely catching up with an old friendââ
âBy insulting him and using emotional blackmail?â Geralt grits out, eyes glinting dangerously.
Valdo cocks a brow, as if heâs challenging him in front of the duchess.
âMy Grace, whatever the bard and I discuss is only meant to be kept private, without a Witcher interrupting our conversation.â
Geraltâs hands roll back into fists. âI Âfelt his fear over the soul-bond. You did something to him.â
At this, something heavy and dark is shown through the duchessâ delicate features. âYou felt the soul-bond?â
Geralt nods, and more murmurs erupt from the crowd. Itâs rare that one person of the soul-bond feels something so inherently strong, that their conscience calls out for their other. Itâs a phenomenon not to be taken lightly. Everyone in the room knows the weight of his statement.
âPray tell,â the duchess starts, her tone gaining an edge, âwhat exactly did you do?â
Valdo opens his mouth, but Geralt cuts in, âMy Grace, no offence but I think we should ask Jaskier for the details.â
Geralt glances over to the bard in question, who stares at him for a long silent moment before gratefully nodding, something soft in those blue eyes. Geralt doesnât want Valdo to spout details Jaskier wouldnât want out in the open. He isnât quite sure what Valdo did, but he knows itâs terrible if it ruffled Jaskierâs feathers enough that even Geralt would feel the repercussions.
Heâs put the ball in Jaskierâs court, giving him control over the person who has ruined their evening.
âMaster Dandelion?â the duchess softly inquires. Jaskier swallows hard, back going stiff again. He gapes and closes his mouth, deep in thought, probably trying to figure how to put what happened into words.
âUh, well, he didnât leave a mark on me,â Jaskier simply says, ânot visible ones.â
The duchess goes stiffer than Jaskier. âBut he laid his hands on you, yes?â
Something flashes across Jaskierâs eyes, meeting the royalâs gaze. The air thickens, and Geralt feels like heâs missing a part of the conversation between the two when Jaskier solemnly nods. The duchess straightens up, snapping her head towards Valdo with a cold gaze, similar to Geraltâs much more heated glare.
âMy Grace, you have no idea if this bard is telling the truth,â Valdo points out, still playing the act.
âThere are many witnesses. I am sure at least one person in this court has seen what transpired.â
She steps closer to Valdo and Geralt, her crown practically shattering the glass ceiling, a terrifying aura coming off the duchess.
âEven so, you shall show Master Dandelion the respect he has earned. He is one of the most famed bards, if not the most, in our time.â
The more the duchess inches closer, the further Geralt steps away from Valdo, certain the duchess can handle the man. Behind him, he hears the soft footfalls of his bard and he reaches behind blindly, groping for Jaskierâs hand, which squeezes his once their fingers lace together.
âMy Grace, might I remind you I am Master Valdo Marx, also a bard of high regard.â The man does a graceful little bow, a little smug smirk on his face. Both Geralt and Jaskier donât resist the urge to roll their eyes. Suck-up.
A finely shaped brow arches high on the duchessâ face.
âIâm afraid Iâve not heard of you.â
Snickers amongst the crowd break the silence, and even Jaskier canât help the snort of amusement. An annoyed frown briefly crosses Valdoâs face.
âYou should be aware that in Mellaburn, we do not tolerate any foul play against soulmates, especially if itâs against the most renowned bard in the Continent and Geralt of Rivia.â The duchessâ tone is one of incredulous disbelief, as if sheâs reminding him how much of an idiot he is for going after a Witcherâs soulmate.
âI hardly doubt the two would hold back had I not intervened,â the duchess says, now standing in front of Valdo, somehow towering over him despite her petite stature.
âNot to forget, they are my special guests. I expect everyone to treat them the same way they do with the members of the ducal table. I do not accept anything less.â Her eyes flash, words cutting. She awfully reminds Geralt of lilac and the chaos behind violet eyes.
The look on Valdoâs face is one of subtle indignation, brows in a slight furrow as he stares down the royal. Itâs a thorough dressing down even with the little words the duchess said. Valdo looks around, as if finally realizing heâs crowded in a corner, everyoneâs eyes watching his every movement. The sharpness in his eyes dulls like a dagger being sheathed, and he puts his hands up in a placating manner, subtly surrendering.
Geraltâs snarl deepens. He does not want to spend another moment around this heinous snake or stand around getting gawked at.
âDuchess Emylya,â he calls out. She does not turn her gaze away from Valdo, still accessing him from head to toe.
âYes, Witcher?â
âIf you donât mind, Jaskier and I will be taking our leave.â
Jaskier grips his hand tighter, cutting him off, âBut I didnât get to finish my performanceââ
âOf course. I shall get a guard to escort you to your room and a handmaiden to provide as much provisions as you see fit for your trip tomorrow.â She shoots a look at Jaskierâlike a worried mother chastising her child, and Geralt nods gratefully, but he pauses at the offer of a room.
It must be an apology of sorts, letting them stay at their palace even though they already have a room at the townâs inn. He doesnât look at a gift horse in the mouth, however. The duke, having stood by watching the entire confrontation, calls for a guard.
Geralt lets go of Jaskierâs handâand has to resist when Jaskier gripped it tighter at the last second to keep the Witcher closeâto walk over to the speechless group of minstrels, picking up Jaskierâs treasured lute in his hands. He returns to Jaskier, a guard already by the bardâs side, who looks absolutely bewildered by the turn of events.
He passes over the lute, sharing a reassuring lookâthose soft blues warming in his gaze. Jaskier nearly ducks his head, lips twitching from a flat line to a tiny smileâthe sight of it unfurls a knot in Geraltâs chest, one he didnât know he had.
The bard mumbles a soft âthank youâ and trails after the guard who leads their way out, Geralt at his heelsâwho sends one last scathing look at Valdo before they leave the pin-drop silent room.
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