If I don’t get a gf by the end of this year I’m going to officially go insane 🙃🎀
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Potential dating partner: be into the parts of me that I hate. Like my height, how hairy I am, how weird I am etc. But don’t focus on or bring too much attention to it. K thanks byeeeeee
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#DearSis 🤞🏾💕
🔟signs from God that you should remain single:
1. If you have unresolved hurt from your parents
2. If you have unresolved hurt from a recent or past relationship
3. If you're caught in between two or more men and don't know who to choose
4. If you don't have you're own relationship with God/ wavering in your relationship with God.
5. Struggling with purpose, identity and/or self esteem
6. Obsessed with the idea of being married
7. Haven't established yourself or met personal goals
8. Struggling to maintain healthy female friendships
9. Have not submitted your love life to God/ Rushing into relationships that keep failing
10. Desire a relationship for reasons that glorify you and not God.
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"I sayeth unto thou be merry and bombeth the hills of gold, and to partake in the sweet nectars of the four Lokos, Ancient ages, the always beloved tequilas and codeth of red mountain dews, fill thous tummies with yummies from the coolest ranch Doritos and salsa verdes tostitos. Be kind to one and all, tippeth the tenders of bar with ample moneys for they bringeth good times. Pet all the four legged friends of both doggos and kittehs for they are pure and cute" The biggest of dubs speaks clarity unto thee. #haveagoodsummer #whyamisingle #dumpemout #fourloko #beexcellenttoeachother #ancientage #coolranch #mountaindew (at Golden Hill, San Diego) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvmyeF6HuVB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=94xschxcerz5
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And I'm a whole nerd outchea. I just look like a thug. 🤷🏿♂️ #BlackTikTok #BlackTikTokCommunity #BlackTikTokCreators #FYP #ForYou #ForYourPage #SheLike #SheLikeGangstas #SheLikeThugs #WhyAreYouSingle #WhyAreYouStillSingle #WhyAmISingle #WhyAmIStillSingle #SingleMan #SingleManProblems #INeedAWife #INeedAGirlfriend #SingleBlues #SingleBlackMen #SingleLife #Blerds #BlerdLife #StopAsking https://www.instagram.com/p/CdbvqQUPEzg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Reposted from @yaayitsme HeeHee . . #annieareyouok #mygirl #michaeljackson #heehee #whyamilikethis #pettymemes #isaidwhatisaid #livingmybestlife #itbelikethat #doyoueven #savagememes #dramatic #whyamisingle #fafo https://www.instagram.com/p/CRdO0TQhzTe/?utm_medium=tumblr
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I put the hot in “hot mess”.
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Why..... #wtfmemes #callofduty #blackops4 #why #whyamilikethis #whyamisingle #smallstreamers #smallstreamercommunity https://www.instagram.com/p/B4fIuQwh6E9/?igshid=a1ywr7ub70vh
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I have a very non pc sense of humor...very innuendo based.
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I Can also Cook in the Kitchen... who knew... #singlemanlife #single man humor #secret confession sofa single man #breakfastofchampions #brunch #whyamisingle #foodiesofinstagram #foodies #duckeggs #scrambledeggs #organiceating4life #organiceating #westlinnoregon (at Barrington Heights) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1jvf6rB1tz/?igshid=1lpi2q7ol7m25
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In honor of Good Friday, I thought I'd break out this little ditty from last fall... Thanks Lowe's in Lake Jackson for the prop comedy! You can't tell from the picture. I'm wearing my Jesus sandals everyone hates! Listen, I'm St. John, I can get away with it....(rim shot) thanks ladies and gentlemen, I'm here all week, try the Veal, tip your waiter! #beefwallingford #beefwallingfordgoestotexas #beefwallingfordisgoingtohell #whyamisingle (at Lake Jackson, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwb2V5jgWUT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=164qtfaxwqi7t
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I need a whoopin 😂😂😂 #whyamisingle #bumble #dating #funny #single #singlelife https://www.instagram.com/p/BwA7lVogx-t/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qdteda2n74ds
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Well, it's #obviously #fridaynight in Ryan's World! #StartrekTNG #Startrek #trekkie #whyamisingle #nerdlife https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt7kw0ulrBS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9m636gp82mji
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You should probably follow @xanaxsmoothies 🤣🤣 #Repost @yaayitsme • • • • • • Do not fuck with my salsa! . #salsa #iunderstand #lovelife #singleandreadytomingle #whyamilikethis #isaidwhatisaid #youknowhowido #lol #whyamihere #imhereforit #insta #instamood #mood #instafollow #follow #instafunny #ifeelpretty #livingmybestlife #nottoday #itbelikethat #whyamisingle #nottodaysatan #lmao #treatyoself https://www.instagram.com/p/CFC2Q4anZZK/?igshid=wy0kq0hmjbyn
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I am drinking Palm Bay...okay...who loves me?
#whyamIsingle
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