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christinered · 4 months
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You love me this way.
~Red
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christinered · 6 months
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Curvy Bouncy Vintage Bombshell Redhead.
~Red
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christinered · 4 months
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If he can do it...so can I.
~Red
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christinered · 20 days
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Even after you have warned them...If you ask the naughty boys what they want...
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They just can't help themselves.
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BOYS ARE STUPID.
~Red
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christinered · 4 months
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There is a difference between chasing a lover and missing your friends.
One of the worst things about being a strong, self reliant badass alpha bitchis that...
People always assume that you are alright. They don't check in because they know you can handle your life.
I love the confidence my friends have in my abilities.
I rarely ask for help. I dont like needing help. When the time comes that I have no choice but to ask... I don't have to ask twice. Good friends do what they can.
These last few weeks have been brutal for this Lady Lumberjack here in NYC.
I think I am going to have to share a bit more of my personal life with you Kinksters. I need to document the atrocities going on right in front of my eyes so someone else might understand how this is effecting me.
Bad things happening here in NYC and I am tired of standing up for what is right all alone. It would wear down even the strongest Lady Lumberjack.
I don't want to chase your love or affection friends and followers.
I need a better outlet for my aggression I hope that focusing on sharing my days may elevate my reactions.
I love New York but this doesnt seem like my New York today. What's even worse than that...It's feeling less and less like America as the days go on.
I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
That's frightening.
Hopefully I am wrong.
~Red
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christinered · 27 days
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The sin of the matter is that this would work.
Sorry Boys, but you know Im right.
~Red
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christinered · 4 months
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4 GENERATIONS TO THE CURB!
4th generation to call Brooklyn home.
Due to circumstances most regrettably out of my control...
My home was sold with me in it.
I wish it was just a stereotype but another thing I wish wasn't so is The Chinese people showing up with bags of cash buying up every piece of land they can get their hands on.
This has been my house for 18 years Kinksters.
The rents around here have tripled and a few days ago I needed a translator in front of my own home.
I am beyond disgusted.
More explanations to come..
Tonight I am scavenging an empty basement from the family that I shared this 2 family 3 1/2 floor home.
The upstairs door is locked.
So downstairs to the 1940-1970s style Italian homeim going exploring.
Wait until you see how These non English, Non American buyers have done to disrupt my entire being....
I'm going to have to share this with someone.
I'm standing alone here Guys.
It is not any fun at all.
Wait. Watch. You'll see.
~Red
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christinered · 4 months
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Or you pass out. Sometimes that's just as good.
~Red
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christinered · 2 months
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Martha's best Drunken Irish Pick Up Line!
Bah-ha-ha!!!
Good One!
~Red
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christinered · 2 months
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25000 likes!
I told you guys I was easily amused.
~Red
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christinered · 3 months
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Tina Turner Rock Me Baby
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Rock Me Baby...Rock Me All Night Long.
Grrrr....
~Red
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christinered · 4 months
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Watching Retro Porn Channel.
Just saw Vanessa Del Rio.
The biggest clitoris I have ever seen. I couldn't help but stare.
I wonder if it was always the size of a store bought breakfast sausage?
I think about things like this
~Red
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christinered · 3 months
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It doesn't seem to matter how good hearted you are..
You're just gonna get fucked over every now and then. It's unavoidable.
Damn shame that being a good person doesn't count for much anymore.
Poor Kermit Bending over to take it now and get it over with.
Poor Frog.
~Red
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christinered · 4 months
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Give me silly cool t-shirts.
I love them.
~Red
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christinered · 5 months
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Coming to you live from The Staten Island Expressway.
Not to bad. (Knock on wood)
Janet always makes the ride smoother.
That's the way love goes Kinksters.
Off To Jersey...Merry Christmas!
~Red
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christinered · 5 months
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Capital One | Quicksilver "Holiday Night Fever" Commercial (2023) Featur...
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Welcome To Brooklyn....
This is awesome!
This is vintage Travolta!!
This is soooo BROOKLYN!
Santa making the friggin holiday funky and festive
Santa Rules!
~Red
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