A year ago I met him on Reddit, twice my age, gruff, handsome, corrupting young girls for fun, he told me.
I didn't believe him.
Today I'm bouncing on Daddy's cock, happy and giggly, while he tells his friends all about the time he transformed this prude little virgin into his cute and dumb little sex kitten.
“The woman onstage is a poofball of black, all silky long legs and fur trim. Her hair is bobbed in a spray of Easter chick yellow. When she talks to the hungry crowd at the Century Club, you can still hear her breathy bedroom voice. She is, as her press release would have it, a “sex kitten on the prowl again.”
“I’m Joey, I’m a girl and I’m on the cover of Playboy,” she coos, before promoting her pictorial with an encore of “I Get a Kick Out of You.” If Joey Heatherton is still a girl, then it would seem she’s playing the part again and again until she gets it right. In fact, there’s little visible evidence that the long-ago Rat Pack mascot has reached the lofty age of 52. Just open the current issue of Playboy, where her pink pouty lips and other more intimate trademarks seem almost cryogenically preserved. It wouldn’t be hard to imagine her rising from the ashes of her fast life to sprawl on a TV bed selling Serta mattresses once again.”
/ From the article “When All Else Falters, Airbrush” by Irene Lacher, Los Angeles Times, 1997 /
On this month in showbiz history: A Joey to behold! Sex-kitten-gone-berserk, Las Vegas headliner, Serta mattress spokeswoman, pert platinum blonde entertainer and “triple threat” (actress, singer, dancer) and kitsch icon Joey Heatherton posed for Playboy magazine in the April 1997 issue.
“Madonna’s first video, for her superb, drivingly lascivious disco hit “Burning Up”, did not make much of an impression. The platinum blonde girl kneeling and emoting in the middle of a midnight highway just seemed to be a band member’s floozie. In retrospect, the video, with its rapid, cryptic surrealism, prefigures Madonna’s signature themes and contains moments of eerie erotic poetry.”
/ From “Madonna II: Venus of the Radio Waves” by Camille Paglia, The Independent Sunday Review, 1991 /
“Don't put me off 'cause I'm on fire / And I can't quench my desire …”
/ From the lyrics to “Burning Up” by Madonna /
Released on this day (9 March 1983): double-sided single “Physical Attraction” / “Burning Up” by a hungry young up-and-coming pop starlet called Madonna. Of the two songs, I infinitely prefer the urgent, punky siren call of “Burning Up.” Like all her best tunes, the lyrics cast Madonna as the romantic aggressor / pursuer, wailing sentiments like “You're always closing your door / Well, that only makes me want you more” and – even better! - “Unlike the others, I'd do anything / I'm not the same, I have no shame / I'm on fire!” The haunting video directed by Steve Barron – with cat-on-a-hot-tin-roof Madonna writhing, flailing and thrashing around in a sexual frenzy on an abandoned stretch of road – cemented her provocative bad girl persona. (Fun fact: the guy in the video (Ken Compton) was Madonna’s then-boyfriend). Note that there are multiple mixes of “Burning Up” circulating. The only version you need is the one with biting nasty New Wave guitar. Portrait of Madonna by Gary Heery, 1983.
Sailor Saturn Kitten here to wreck your world! Trying to get on TikTok more so y’all can follow me on there if you’d likes. I’ll be streaming on Friday 10/06/23 on Twitch if you wanna check meowt! -The Red Avenger-
Attention, Sex Kittens! Released 70 years ago today (1 December 1953): That Bad Eartha (“A programme of enticing songs by Eartha Kitt with Henri René and His Orchestra”) by sultry Siamese cat-voiced chanteuse, Eartha Kitt!