#lets get drunk

[panoffrying]

Throws Sozura art at people.

But here’s some drunk Shamura. Shamura would be that drunk that’s loud then shuts down to stare into the void before being loud again

Sozonius wouldn’t drink often. Whenever he does he typically takes baby sips and never finishes the entire bottle.

[christinered]

Or you pass out. Sometimes that's just as good.

~Red

[gnr1985]

Tonight I'll be wasted 🤪

[mysadnessplacex]

Taka noc październikowa, niewierna

I w te okna tylko deszcz, i ciągły plusk.

I taka chandra się kładzie cholerna,

Na głowę, na serce, i na mózg.

[rodatirhaalo]

I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:

Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.

Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like

*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*

"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"

[honeyed-disgraceful]

The way I've been invited to a party solely because I made a guy question his sexuality and he wants to meet me >:)

[andavs]

I’m pinballing back and forth between “Buck and Eddie are fucking idiots who get blackout drunk and lose Chimney somewhere stupid” and “they all get drugged and it’s kind of fucked up actually” and I hate that with 911 they’re equally likely to happen.

[daiwild]

Forever & Always Paulkins ?

Orr Tinkoffski 👀

The Matthew-Perkins. Second normal-est Hatchetfield couple. The first normal-est are the Jerries, obv.

[crybaby-bkg]

drunk Bakugou that keeps blinking big wet eyes up at you while you help him get undressed and brush his teeth and wash his face. he’s slurring the whole time about how much he loves you and how pretty you are and how you’re the better part of him and how he’s gonna marry you and give you two and a half kids and a dog and a cat. muffles half of his confessions into your stomach where he keeps resting his heavy head, and doesn’t care about the tears and and toothpaste he’s getting on you in the process. no, he doesn’t remember everything when he wakes up, but he has an idea of what he’s said when you wake up with a grin, ready and armed to tease him.

[lets-go-banana-fishing]

Love it that in ep 7 Ash's plan was to literally play the bad guy and tell Eiji he's a bother so he would leave

But the second Eiji agreed with Ash about being a burden Ash immediately backtracked and went on a rant why Eiji is awesome instead

[gnr1985]

I'm so horny today 🙈 Want to get my mouth filled with alcohol, cock and cum god damn! Wanna be intoxicated!

Who wants to fuck me right now?

[harbingersecho]

she should've been problematic at the club

[introspectivememories]

god i know i said i was tired of making eveerything sad but just imagine timber those first few months of reconnecting and they're both drunk on tim's boat, laying on the deck staring up at the stars and bear turns over to look at tim, his eyes are sad and wet, and he reaches out to touch tim's face as if to make sure tim is really there and not an illusion and tim whispers, "bear?" and bernard smiles a little brokenly and goes, "so how long do i have you for this time?"

[domwitch]

Catboy who is normally cold and standoffish gets drunk and spends the night nuzzling into your shoulder, his hands wandering all over you, whining when you stop petting him ❤️❤️❤️

[ayo-galitzine]

5+1 fic set during the summer after s3 where wille does five things he always wanted like painting his nails purple and shaving his head and getting a heart tattoo and a buncha other stuff +1 thing Simon does now that he's free too 🥲