#wish me luck y'all

[cerise-on-top]

hello dere :3

not sure if u write for her, but would u be able to write fluffy comedy thing, where, whenever Laswell opens up/buys a pack of cigs, Reader always replaces them with those candy cigarette things?? Or like, pixie stix?

i just think it would be giggly. No pressure!

Hope ur doing well!!!! stay silly 👽

Hey there! Sure I can!

Laswell’s S/O Replacing Her Cigarettes with Candy

I feel like she’d actually be pretty confused the first time she opens her pack of cigarettes to some candy. What? Why would anyone do this? She’s well aware that only you could have committed such a crime, everyone else respects her too much to pull such a stunt. Especially such an innocent stunt as well. She’d likely walk right up to you. “Honey, why did you replace my cigarettes with candy?” You’d honestly tell her that you want her to quit smoking. And also because it was funny. She wouldn’t be mad the first time it happened, but she would get more agitated the more often you actually do it. Sure, she understands that smoking is bad for her and that, if she wants to live a long life with you, she’s likely going to have to stop, but it’s hard to just stop all of a sudden. At first she’d likely try to hide her cigs from you, smoking behind your back so you, all giggly and ever so cheerful, don’t find out about her still smoking. It’s the smell that usually gives her away, though. You could “punish” her every time she does smoke, though. Like, for as much as she usually dislikes being touched, you could likely pinch her cheek and tell her off. In that case she understands. But the worst part about it all? Her cigarettes cost a whole lot more than your candy stix. 12$ per pack is a pretty proud price, she can’t deny. You’re gonna be costing her a whole lot of money. I think, as much as she would like to stop, it’s gonna be you cheerfully chasing after her whenever she comes home, hiding a pack of cigarettes literally anywhere on her body. In her back pocket? Under her hat? Well, you sniff them out anyway. Eventually, she’d probably just give up. That way she doesn’t need to get playfully scolded by you either. It’s a rocky road, but she’ll get there eventually. Even as you blow “fake candy smoke” at her face, she’ll just giggle and let you. It’s really surprising how much you get away with. No one else would be able to do that and live to tell the tale.

[its-that-gay-fox]

i'm so close to starting children of earth. i know what happens on day four. i'm so excited. i'm so scared for my mental health. i'm setting up the fixit fics tab on my phone. i'm either going to vanish or start talking about ianto every second of everyday. its probably the second option. will update on the situation once i've finished.

[cosmiado]

about to start listening to DnDads so im writing down what I know going in so that i can look back on it later and have a good laugh. anyway my knowledge of this show is very little, which means it will be funnier looking back on. i know Freddie Wong plays Glenn Close and i know he gets the hiccups. hes a rocker dude and hes a badass or whatever but is hopefully very cringefail and bisexual. i know literally none of the other players. one of them plays a guy with the last name Oak (i think), i think hes like a camp counselor or something? one of his kids is named Normal and hes a cheerleader. Mr. Oak might kiss the football coach guy, if that animatic is to be believed. then theres Ron Stampler, and hes the Balnor-looking one, and he seems like he works in an office building. i know nothing. its a Dad-isekai? also theres a guy named Hermie the Unworthy and he has a thing with one of the Oak kids (perhaps Normal?) and people say its like Beverlin so i look forward to it. also there's an incredibly genderful bitch named Scam Likely and they have a sibling (?) named Spam Risk or Scam Risk or something like that. ALSO theres that little twerp from the animatic uhhhh. what's his name. Preston? Peyton? its Peyton, im pretty sure. hes allegedly The Scariest Dude. okay yeah thats about it. have fun laughing about this Future Me

[cyberspookymonth]

What could this be?

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

gonna go cut my hair nowww

[azultecnicolor]

Traveling alone for the first time in my life, i feel free

[todaysromano]

11.09.2023

Today, Romano heard Christmas music at the store which ruined his day

[sparkles-oflight]

Welcome to another episode of "Am I getting hired or fired?"

[gu6chan]

want to spend more time with my sister after we bitched about vivziepop's ass writing for 2 straight hours and i just agreed to let her show me helluva boss. is it over for me

[1twistedsister]

NEW BUCKET LIST ITEM: Completely full name Carlos Sainz. All 17491866481 surnames.

Bonus points if it's to his face.

[coquettesamosa]

first day of my big adult job

[stars-and-darkness]

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[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

Oh my God I hate film people sm some times why are they all so obsessed with the West end of Toronto

[dcyllom]

stressing so bad because the google doc with my secret santa gift for the hbowar gift exchange just deleted half of it!! because i didn't realise i'd edited it partly offline!! fuck!!

[merofthefae]

Idk if I made a post about this before but 2 years ago my neighbor broke up with her bf and he left his dog (who was only a puppy at the time). She's been trying to starve him and I've been feeding him and keeping him alive. I've tried calling the humane society and they've done nothing. 2 years later the neighbor and her ex get back together, he brings another puppy, they break up again, and now she's trying to starve that one too. Now I'm doing my best to keep both of them alive plus taking care of my own 3 pets.

[seimsisk]

hahahahahaha oh man I just took my stay-awake-and-focused medication instead of my go-to-bed medication hahahah I'm SO FUCKED