I don't know who on earth needs to see this but El Toro is not a hear me out. ANY member of the armada isn't a hear me out. And god forbid if you call Bonnie Anne a hear me out I'm going to scream/shout/let it all out. Do not tease me with the notion of your strange interest (or the opportunity to hear your justifications for said interest, the true enertainment value) only to give me some of the most conventionally attractive characters something has. Get weird with it. I'm here to hear you give a master's defense on why Eep Eep the troggy would be a fantastic partner, not to groan and nod at you saying one of the most objectively attractive inhabitants of the spiral is attractive.
Just one time, wiz, ONE TIME, that the Marleybonians try to drag me into their colonizer bullshit, I want the option to refuse the quest line, kick them in their doggy dicks, and get full credit for the quest completed anyway.
Please, just let me have ONE.
The only reason why I don't post about Penny Dreadful every single day 3 times a day is because the last time I interacted with her was her pre-update quest where she was so desperate to get into ravenwood or pass a test that she was willing to give us a living breathing creature as a pet for compensation and that stuck with me for years. But the point is I don't remember a lot of her and I haven't seen her post-update content yet. And this is a Huge Sin on my part and I apologize because Penny Dreadful is the Best Good Woman in Ravenwood and I'm Right about this actually sorry.
my absolute detestation of Marleybonian socialites appearing in other worlds is multiplied by 1,000,000% while I finish up doing all the side quests in Azteca because KATHLEEN FUCKING WILDER MA'AM THERE ARE METEORITES RAINING FROM THE SKY AND YOU WANT ME TO FIND YOU A STUPID MAP THAT GOES NOWHERE.
This officially wins out over Ogden Peake in Celestia and his stupid sandwich quest.
thought of the night is if spiral worlds could possibly have iterations of subcultures that occured in their real life counterparts. like is there a goth scene in marleybone among the dogs and cats? are there underground industrial raves in karamelle?
(this idea came to me upon listening to some joy division and i went what if. what if they were. chew toy division. or the cure is the purr. meowhaus. do you see the vision)
*shaking 12-year-old me by the shoulders* Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME. We get a job and have enough money for that Wizard 101 membership you always wanted but never got. You'll get to go to Dragonspyre. Heck, you'll get to see the other arcs! It's been ten years since your time but trust me you'll find out that the work computers run Wizard 101 and your manager doesn’t care if you play the game during your morning shifts because it's so slow. We finally get to do what we always wanted to do and guess what? Our sister still plays with us, too.