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thru-the-grapevine · 1 year ago

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Lady in Red

Pairing: Woozi x fem!Reader

Genre: fluff, smut

Warnings: negative self-talk, petnames (mostly "princess" lol), fingering, unprotected sex; please note reader uses she/her pronouns and has a vagina

A/N: this is purely self-serving I was having a DAY

It’s finally Friday, you continued to chant in your head. Microsoft Outlook swam in your vision as you did your best to respond to all the emails sent last minute by people who make twice as much as you do. Yet another email full of typos demanding something of you thirty minutes before you clock out. Absolutely not.

Setting your Teams status to “Busy,” you opted to twirl around in your office chair instead. Much more entertaining than answering bossy emails. Would it bite you in the ass on Monday? Sure. Did you care? Not right now.

Sighing deeply, you peered at your reflection in the mirror across the hall. Your hair was a mess, sticking up in random directions as you hadn’t had the energy to style it this morning. Working from home had some advantages, but the way you neglected to care for your appearance was not one of them.

Feeling a little gross suddenly, you picked at a cat hair stuck to your sweatpants. When was the last time you wore something that made you feel pretty? Sure, there was nothing wrong with the hoodie and sweatpants you normally opted for. They kept you warm and cozy as you slaved away to capitalism.

But every once in a while you missed dressing up. You missed styling your hair, adding little sparkly accessories to it just because. You missed wearing clothes that didn’t make you feel like a lazy slob.

With a sigh, you glanced back at the computer screen as another email came in.

“What’s the sigh for, love?” a familiar voice brought a small smile to your face.

Jihoon stood in the doorway, dressed in a simple pair of sweats and a t-shirt that you knew he chose for the way it hugged his torso, showing off all the hard work he’d put in at the gym lately.

“Nothing really,” you sighed, not wanting to bother him. He’d been holed up in his studio a lot lately, working tirelessly on Seventeen’s next album. To see him home so early was a rare treat, you didn’t want to ruin it.

Jihoon raised an eyebrow at you, clearly unconvinced. He began walking across the room towards you, and suddenly you became hyper-aware of your appearance once again. Anxiously, you began picking more cat hair off your sweatpants, refusing to look Jihoon in the eye. How could you when he looked like a god and you felt like a pig who’d just rolled in mud?

Jihoon hummed thoughtfully when he reached you. He put his hand under your chin, lifting your head gently to look him in the eye. Ever-observant, you could tell he knew what was wrong. Shame washed over you, but Jihoon just smiled gently. “Sign out of work,” he stated.

“Now? But it’s not my time yet,” you argued, worried that you’d be caught.

“Don’t care. They can let you go a little early on a Friday. I want you all to myself tonight,” he said, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear.

You melted into his touch, already nodding and moving to shut down your work computer. They wouldn’t miss you. Probably.

“Good girl,” Jihoon cooed, still messing with your hair. “Now, I want you to go pamper yourself. Take a long bath, use the nice soap and one of those fancy bath bombs I got you for Christmas. Doll yourself up. I know you’ve been missing it. I want to see my little princess feeling as beautiful as she looks.”

At the nickname, you felt a rush of heat to your cheeks and your stomach. Blinking nervously, you looked up at him. “But what should I wear?”

He answered almost instantly. “That red dress I bought you. I’ve been wanting to see you in it for a while now.”

Your eyes widened. The dress in question was one Jihoon had bought you a few months ago after seeing it at a fashion show he attended. He refused to tell you the price, insisting that no price was too steep for his princess. But still, you were terrified to wear the thing. What if you tripped and the hem tore? What if you spilled something on the front and it stained? No, it was better off safe and sound in the back of your closet.

“But-” you tried to say.

Jihoon frowned. “Are you trying to argue with me?”

You gulped. “No, sir.”

“Good. Now go. I’ll order our favorite for dinner,” he said, bending down to give your cheek a gentle kiss.

“We’re not going out?” you asked, bewildered. Why did he want you to wear the dress then?

Jihoon smiled and shook his head, his long, dark hair flopping almost cutely as he did so. “I told you; I want you to myself tonight.”

And with that he ushered you into the bathroom, even helping you pick out a bath bomb. Then he shut the door behind him and left you to decide how best to pamper yourself. At first you just stood there, unsure of what to do. How do you even pamper yourself? When was the last time you had a self-care day?

Slowly, your brain kicked into gear. You turned the faucets on to nice and hot. When the tub was filled, you plopped the bath bomb in and spent a couple minutes watching the colors spread. Jihoon made sure all of the bath bombs he got you were purple - your favorite color. This one was a deep plum and smelled floral. It was lovely.

You stripped out of your clothes, grabbed your shaving kit, and eased yourself down into the hot water. This time your sigh was one of relief as the heat eased your stiff muscles. You hadn’t realized how tense you were.

You let yourself soak for a while, just vegetating and allowing yourself to empty your thoughts. You should’ve brought a book and a glass of wine with you. Oh well, next time. And you made the promise to yourself that there will definitely be a next time.

Eventually, you felt the water begin to grow lukewarm and you decided to shave your legs and bathe. It felt like you were washing away the stress of the week. Every mistake you made and every scolding you got from higher-ups just fading into the background.

After you were clean and your hair was washed, you wrapped yourself in the fluffiest towel you owned and made the (chilly) trek to your bedroom. There you stared, still clad in only towel, at the beautiful red dress you laid out on your bed. It truly was gorgeous. The deep red, Jihoon’s favorite color, was complimented by silver embellishments. The swirly designs graced the flowy skirt, and the sleeves also flowed gracefully.

Taking a deep breath, you eased yourself carefully into the dress, pleased to find it fit perfectly. Of course Jihoon had it tailored to you. He knew every inch of your body by heart.

Deciding that if you’re going to wear this dress, you might as well go all out. You pulled out your slightly dusty makeup bag and pulled out your favorite eyeshadow palette along with the rest of your makeup. You took your time dolling your face up, feeling the icky feeling from earlier fading from your mind.

Finally satisfied with your look, you floofed you hair to give it some volume, allowing the curls to do their thing as they air dried. Lastly you picked out some jewelry, also gifted to you by Jihoon, and slipped on a pair of sparkly silver heels.

Nervously you peeked out of your bedroom. Then you ambled down the hall to the living room where Jihoon was waiting, the TV playing some variety show quietly in the background as he scrolled on his phone.

Hearing the click clack of your heels, he looked up and you swear you watched his pupils dilate.

“Holy shit,” he said, standing up. He’d changed too, now sporting a black button down with the sleeves rolled up and a pair of black slacks. “That dress is fucking perfect on you, princess,” he all but growled. He took your hand and gave you a twirl, admiring the way your cheeks flushed with his compliment.

“Thank you,” you mumbled, shy. “It’s really a beautiful dress. I don’t think I could ever make it up to you for giving it to me.”

“Don’t give me that,” he said, gently flicking your forehead. “It’s more than enough reward to just see you in this, my gorgeous girl.”

Your brain was swirling with the compliments. Jihoon wasn’t often outspoken about how much he adored you, opting usually for acts of service and gifts and small gestures to make sure you felt loved. But sometimes, when you were feeling down, he allowed his walls to come down and finally tell you what he always felt.

The two of you ate dinner, just some simple takeout from your favorite Korean restaurant nearby, and chatted. You were very careful not to spill any sauce on your dress.

After dinner, Jihoon cleaned up the table, refusing to allow you to lift a finger. “Princesses don’t clean,” he chastised.

You grumbled, “Princes don’t either…”

Jihoon laughed at your obstinance and couldn’t help planting another kiss on your cheek. “Cute.”

After he cleaned up, Jihoon began fiddling with his phone and some speakers he’d bought. You watched him in confusion until a waltz came on. Jihoon walked over to you, bowed, and held out his hand.

You shyly took it and allowed him to pull you up, wrapping an arm around your waist. Then, as if he’d practiced the waltz for years, he began to teach you the steps.

The two of you danced slowly around the living room, careful to not bump into the table. Slowly you grew more confident in your dancing and allowed yourself to relax into the steps. Jihoon smiled at you and pulled you a bit closer. Your chest bumped against his, and you could’ve sworn you heard a sharp intake of breath from him.

Before you could ask what’s wrong, Jihoon captured your lips in a heated kiss, not once breaking step. When you broke apart, you stared up at him, lips parted in surprise. Jihoon felt a tightening in his pants at the innocent look on your face. “As much as I love seeing you in this dress, I can’t fucking wait to take it off you,” he said.

Your eyes widened, heat rushing to your core. Jihoon pulled you closer, allowing you to feel the growing tent in his pants. But still, the song wasn’t done, so he continued to twirl you around. You were growing impatient and tried nipping at his bottom lip to let him know.

“Uh uh,” he said, “patience little princess. The song will be over soon. For now, let me get one last look at you in the dress I picked out for you.”

And with a twirl, Jihoon’s eyes raked up and down your body, taking note of the way the bodice of the dress hugged your breasts. He loved the way the dress poofed out, teasing him by hiding your legs from him.

When the song ended, it was like something snapped inside him. Jihoon pushed you backwards until you landed with a soft “oof” on the couch. He grabbed your wrists and held them above your head with one hand, the other hand holding the side of your face as he kissed you passionately. His knee found your clothed core, hiking up your skirts that fell around your thighs.

“So fucking pretty for me,” he whispered in your ear. “Getting all dolled up just for me to ruin you. But you like that, don’t you little girl? You like it when your prince corrupts you.”

Flushing, you nodded, unable to deny him. You did love dressing up for him. You did love when he absolutely ruined you. You loved every bit about him, the way he kissed you, the way he comforted you when you were upset, the way he quietly but firmly took care of you just as much as you cared for him.

Jihoon’s hand trailed its way from your face to your neck to your chest. His lips followed suit and you gasped when he bit down on the top of your breast, tongue gently soothing the skin immediately after.

He dropped your hands to start fumbling with the buttons in the back of your dress, hands slipping a little in his eagerness. He huffed. “This is taking too long.” Then he shocked you by ripping the back of the dress open. You felt several buttons pop off and yelped.

“Jihoon!”

“I’ll have it fixed later, now come here,” he responded before latching onto your breast.

You yelped again, which turned into a breathy moan as he ran his tongue over your nipple. His other hand made its way down to your thigh to squeeze it.

Jihoon’s focus shifted to your thighs and he knelt down to pepper kisses all up your thigh, leaving a hickey or two as well. You wiggled as his lithe fingers found your clothed core.

“Mmm, my princess is so wet for me already,” he hummed. He bunched the dress’s skirts up higher, then took his time pulling the matching red panties down.

Jihoon licked his lips at the sight of your soaking wet core, his dick straining painfully in his pants. You whimpered and reached out for him. Tilting his head, he stood up and leaned in close to you.

Happily, you pulled him close and began undoing the buttons on his shirt. You felt yourself grow wetter at the feeling of his hard muscles beneath your hands. Jihoon watched your face as you concentrated on not fumbling on the buttons. Your breasts spilled out of the torn dress, and your thighs were practically begging him to come kiss them again. Your hair was already disheveled, and he found you the most beautiful person in the world.

Finally, his shirt was off and flung to the floor. Greedily, you pulled him in for more kisses, and Jihoon was happy to oblige. While you were distracted, his hand made its way under your skirts. You let out a gasp as he inserted a finger and began pumping, his thumb circling your clit.

Jihoon swallowed your breathy gasps greedily, hitting your g-spot expertly with every thrust of his finger. You whimpered when he inserted a second finger, and Jihoon groaned at the way your pussy practically swallowed his fingers.

“You’re so tight, pretty girl,” he groaned, yet despite his words he inserted a third finger, making you cry out.

His pumping didn’t slow down, even as your gasps grew higher in pitch. You could feel the coil in your stomach tightening already, the stress from the week having left you wound up.

Between Jihoon’s fingers and his thumb circling your clit, it wasn’t long before you were crying out his name in pleasure, your thighs trembling as you rode out your high.

Jihoon waited until you were back down to earth before removing his fingers and licking your release off them. You watched through heavy-lidded eyes as you tried to catch your breath.

Jihoon began unbuttoning his pants, pulling them and his boxers down in one go. His dick sprang free, red and dripping with precum. You groaned, mouth watering, but Jihoon pushed you back on the couch.

“Not tonight, princess. Tonight I spoil you, just as you deserve,” he cooed.

You blinked up at him, pouting. “But-”

He put a finger to your lips, shushing you. “Don’t argue, little girl. Don’t worry, I’m being greedy too. I can’t wait to fuck you until you’re screaming my name.”

At the dirty talk, you closed your mouth, no longer even remotely tempted to argue with him.

“Good girl,” Jihoon said before entering you with a groan.

You moaned helplessly at the way he filled you up. He waited a moment before his patience ran out, and he began to move.

Jihoon fucked you like you were the most precious thing in the world to him. Maybe you were in his mind, you could never know. But the way he buried himself in you and the way he moaned your name gave you little doubt of his affection. He knew your body better than you did, hitting that spot that made you see stars every single time.

“Jihoon- ah! I’m- I’m gonna-” you tried to speak but the pleasure was overtaking you. Your mind just chanted his name over and over, and all you saw was his body over yours, his cock entering you with every thrust.

“Cum for me, princess. Let me hear your pretty moans,” Jihoon said, increasing his speed as he felt himself racing towards his finish.

You came hard, throwing your head back in a silent scream as your entire body trembled in Jihoon’s grasp. Feeling your cunt convulse around him, Jihoon’s pace grew erratic until he too came with a loud moan, spilling into you. He buried his face into the crook of your neck as he came down from his own high.

After a moment of heavy breathing, Jihoon moved off of you, pulling out of you. He watched as his cum leaked out of you. Frowning, he pushed it back into you, making sure not a single drop was wasted.

You flushed at the feeling, so full and satisfied. You gave Jihoon a dopey smile that he happily returned. “Always so good for me, pretty girl,” he crooned. “Now let’s get you cleaned up.”

He scooped you up, your dress still halfway on your body, and carried you to the bathroom. He took the dress the rest of the way off you and turned on the faucets of the tub again, wetting a washcloth to clean you.

“Next time, I’m buying you a purple dress.”

#woozi #woozi x reader #jihoon x reader #svt woozi #woozi fanfic #woozi smut #seventeen x reader #seventeen smut #rae writes #admin rae

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penny-anna · 2 years ago

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i bought a flat this week.

was off work sick last thursday/friday with what turned out to be the beginnings of a bad cold but at the time i was just like 'oh no why am i so tired is this the return of the Mystery Fatigue'

let's backtrack for a second!! back when i had the offer accepted on my flat my solicitor suggested october 6th as a move in date and i was like sure that works (this was around the beginning of september). then i didn't hear anything from them for many days and then i started getting major dry eye problems that became all consuming so i didn't get around to chasing them.

anyway!! tuesday last week i get an email from my solicitor like 'hi are you still able to complete friday' and i did not have the headspace to deal with it so i didn't reply

Wednesday my solicitor calls like 'hi. we need to know if you want to complete friday'. i'm like 'actually i'm really not feeling well this week, could we postpone'. she calls back a few minutes later like 'they cannot postone'. at this point i'm still thinking that if i get a decent night's sleep i'll feel better so i tell her i'll deal with it in the morning.

Thursday i feel spectacularly worse. have to get up to go to an appointment with my optometrist. almost start crying in their office bcos i'm just so exhausted. (he seemed weirdly unfazed by this?? looking back i wonder if he thought my eyes were hurting or something and didn't realise that i was holding back tears gfhglj) call out sick from work.

plan is to take a nap and then look at the documents my solicitor sent over but she calls me again like 'hi. sorry to bother you i know you're sick but can we complete today' so i'm like ah shit ig we're doing this now. please walk me through exactly what you need me to do here. 'we just need you to send us the money'. yeah i can do that. i've never made a payment this big before tho.

(i'm buying w money inherited from my mother so even for a flat purchase it's an unusually large amount of money)

'oh yeah you won't be able to that online. *pause* are you well enough to go to the bank?' i am tired enough that going to the bank will suck but not so sick i cannot go to the bank.

i had gone fully back to bed. spurred on by sudden wave of adrenaline, get out of bed and dressed and get the bus into town to the bank.

my bank closes at 3pm weekdays and by the time i get that it's about 1:45. explain the situation. turns out that to make a payment this big you need a sit-down meeting with a member of staff and they are booked solid till 3. 'can you come back tomorrow at 9:30 when we open' *dying inside* yes. i can come back tomorrow at 9:30.

go home. remember that i'd told my manager that i'd call her at 9 to let her know if i'm going to be working (i will defo not be working & she knows this) which will be tricky if i have to leave at 9 to go to the bank. have a pretty interminable IM conversation via microsoft teams about this wherein i suggest i message her first thing and call a bit later and she isn't going for it. eventually agree to call at 9 just so i can end the conversation and go to sleep.

Friday morning end up calling my manager from the bus. get to bank. whole thing takes a full 30 minutes so yeah i can see why they couldn't fit me in thursday afternoon ghfdljkfhdj. i'm so so tired. they have to go over a whole fraud prevention statement with you. 'you should be aware that scammers can pretend to be your solicitor'. me, exhausted: okay what if just this one time. a scammer is pretending to be my solicitor.

make the payment. go home to sleep finally.

later in the afternoon get another call from the solicitor. 'hi we have the keys you can come get them whenever'. oh yeah i'd been so caught up in trying to get them the money i'd kinda forgotten about. actually getting the flat.

(side note at no point was i planning to move in on 'moving day', an advantage of being a first time buyer is that i don't have to & i want to redecorate the place which is easier while it's empty)

initially say i'll come in next week but then realise that ideally next week i'll be back at work (i am not but anyway) so i might as well go now. it's pushing 4pm so will need to head out ASAP.

eyes are very dry and itchy from sleeping all day but fortunately i just (on a recommendation from my optometrist) bought a thing called a facial sauna which is a very weird contraption but does work extremely quickly.

pack my eye drops and also a peanut butter sandwich to eat in my new flat (why not) and go get the keys.

arrive at the flat. on inspection realise that the envelope i've been given seems to contain the most random assortment of loose keys. eventually identify an actual set of keys.

put my key in the lock of the flat door. abruptly hear a cat meowing, somewhere very close by.

previous owner had cats (plural) (i know this bcos i saw them when i was viewing the place). have a sudden moment of panic that i've somehow wildly misunderstood the whole situation and that she and her cats are still in residence.

look down. there is a very large, very fluffy white cat standing next to me, looking up at me as if expecting to be let in.

'you can't come in. this is my house.'

make my first mistake: think that if i open the door i will be able to prevent the cat from entering.

cat goes straight on into my flat.

i'm now pursuing the cat from room to room saying 'hey! hey you can't be in here! this is my house!'. the cat doesn't give a shit for obvious reasons (it is a cat)

i might have considered just shooing the cat outside and shutting the door but have arrived at an IMO not unreasonable concern. cat seemed very determined to enter this flat in particular and is now roaming around as if looking for something. previous owner had multiple cats and moved out AFAIK today. i have heard stories about people accidentally leaving cats behind when they move.

at this point it's 4:55 on a Friday. call my solicitor and explain the situation. ask if she could pass on a message to the seller's solicitor. unfortunately they have already closed for the week so it will have to wait till Monday but she will do her best.

decide the next course of action is to see if the cat has any ID. the cat is wearing a harness & collar so might have a tag with an address. make my second mistake: pick the cat up.

the cat does not have any ID on the harness. the cat does NOT like being picked up. cat gets very squirmy and then begins scratching me. cat manages to break my skin through a hoodie.

i put the cat down. the cat hisses at me. this is very rude considering that it is in my house.

head across the landing to see if the people opposite are missing a cat or, failing that, know their neighbours well enough to recognise the cat. there's no answer.

however!! i hear a voice down in the stairwell that sounds like it could be someone calling out a cat's name. 'hi!! is someone down there looking for a cat?' no answer.

look down the stairwell. on the ground floor there is a very large fluffy brown cat wearing a harness. !!!!! that is my cat's friend!

retrieve the cat from my flat (fortunately it just follows me out) and head downstairs. am met partway up by the cat's owner.

'oh thank god is this your cat'. it is her cat. apparently she had opened her front door to let them out into the garden and it had wandered off. 'i just moved in today it came into my flat'.

she is very apologetic. cat is unrepetent.

go back inside. call my solicitor's office. 'hi was it you i spoke to just now about the cat' (I told 2 people about the cat) 'no i just answered the phone because it was ringing. what cat.' 'can you tell *solicitor's name* that i have found the cat's owner. she will know what you mean'.

problem solved!! time to eat my peanut butter sandwich. :)

#long post

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louthegothartist · 5 months ago

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LOST CAPCUT IN THE TIKTOK BAN?! TRY THIS VIDEO EDITOR!

So as you all know Yesterday (It was SUPPOSED to be January 19th but it started late January 18th!!!) America (and Canada too?) lost TikTok to the ban, HOWEVER what most of us didn't know (Myself included) was that TikTok wasn't the only app banned, the ban also took out all Apps that the company ByteDance owned, this includes but not limited to:

TikTok.

TikTok Studio. (duh)

TikTok Shop Seller Center. (also duh)

CapCut.

Lemon8.

Hypic.

Lark - Team Collaboration.

Lark - Rooms Display.

As well as other apps that I'm sure I don't know about. ANYWAY, I used CapCut on my PC to Edit Videos, not for TikTok but for my YouTube Channel, it was the easiest Video Editor I could find that was not only, Free but came with No Watermark unlike other apps have if you can only use the free versions of the editors, however I found another one that is very similar to CapCut (I haven't tested all of it's free features but so far it's similar to CapCut from the ones I did test) It's called Microsoft Clip Champ and it's free on the Microsoft store, it might even come preinstalled for some, if you don't have Microsoft then I don't know if it's available to you or if it's even available for devices other then PCs, but if CapCut was the thing you used on your PC because it was easy, free and came with no watermark, then you might want to try Clip Champ if you can. The layout is a little different from CapCut and you have to relearn certain things (like how to do a voice over but I figured that out in like 5 seconds) but it's similar to CapCut and it's pretty easy. PLUS IT AUTOSAVES!!!!!! There's no save button that I could find but it Autosaves like CapCut did, you just have to leave the app then come back and when you're on the home page scroll down, your saved works are at the bottom of the page not the top like CapCut had it but it's still there! It also have a few others things that CapCut might not have had (also in the free version) but so far I'm liking it, I just wanted to make this post to help others who might have had the same problem that I had when I found out that CapCut was also banned, I'm so lucky that I wasn't starting to edit my next video on it yet because so many people on line are saying that they lost HOURS of work because they didn't know CapCut was being banned too and are now unable to recover their works for school, work, or anything else. I HOPE THIS CAN HELP SOMEONE! PLEASE REBLOG AND SHARE!

#tiktok ban #capcut ban #lemon8 #goodbye tiktok #save tiktok #use this instead of capcut #clipchamp #video editing #video editor #goodbye capcut

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upmala · 2 months ago

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i had the stupidest computer problem in which i wanted to show my friends the photos from Scotland, but the combined files from my phone and camera didn’t add up chronologically - because the phone automatically adjusted time zone (a setting which must be enabled, or the microsoft teams app won’t work - an idiocy in its own right), but the camera did not. those familiar with windows may be aware that it’s possible to edit file properties, including Date Taken - sure, it’d be annoying to have to add one hour to several dozen pictures, but we’ve been through worse manual tasks. however, windows will only let you edit the Date part of the Date Taken timestamp.

cue a random answer on a Windows forum, where the original asker replied to their own question after the official representative, as always, failed to be helpful in any way, linked BulkFileEditor, a file editor that literally had “Add + hours” AND supported editing multiple files at once.

the old-fashioned UI took a minute to parse, so used as i was to modern material UI chromium fork apps, but the person behind the program made it very straightforward. only a few minutes later, all the photos were in beautiful chronological order, ready to be viewed on whatever doubtlessly old and sad device my tech-averse partner had at home.

as i was closing all the tabs after this needlessly complicated journey, i noticed that the appropriately 2008 looking website of this programmer (which listed a whole plethora of other small programs) had a Donate button. curious as to how they chose to implement it, i clicked. only two fields: amount and currency. what the heck, this person saved me quite some frustration today. €3. the Donate button led to Paypal - so simple. Nir Sofer, if you read this, i hope you get yourself a little snack.

#i have so many stupid computer problems #you have no idea #personal drivel #and being a programmer and an industry professional only makes the frustration more nuanced #computer #enshittification #software #freeware

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spidersonicbatl0 · 6 months ago

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My PlayStation all stars 2 dream roster

Before I begin. I just want to address a few things.

1. Crash and Spyro will be apart of this roster. I imagine Sony would work out of a deal with Microsoft (let crash and Spyro be in they crossover games and bungie (who Sony will still own) can make halo games for them again) because how iconic they are to PlayStation.

2. I think Sony could use this as starting point for a shared gaming multiverse (think dc or marvel). Plus this give some closer to story that will never get continued. So yeah this game is canon to each franchise in this game

3. Similar to sonic heroes, their is multiple team stories with each story being characters for who debuted in each of different eras of PlayStation and a third party story for characters that debuts on other consoles. each era’s would have a villain that debut in that generation. The plot will revolves around a society in the center of the multiverse who creates, watch and help save these PlayStation worlds. But a team up of villains are working together to collect polygon man prices for ultimate power! So this society gathers four heroes of each console generation to deal with this threat. Each team gather more characters from their eras and fight their era villains at the story end. The final story have each team worked together to defeat a resurrect polygon man and his army.

4. Every characters from the first game is returned.

5. each character have eight alternate outfits from they games (if their not enough Palette swap is them)

6. Each character have custom supers moves

Anyway on to the roster

Returning characters

Kratos from god of war (base on his Norse mythology version this time. So levaiathan axe, blades of chaos (because him not have them ruin one of best scenes in the series) and draupnir spear)

Ratchet and clank from ratchet and clank (each weapon in their moveset is updated to there rift apart versions)

Jak and daxter from jak and daxter (yes the mar plot line will be resolved. Level 1 supers reference stuff from jak 1, level 2 supers reference stuff from jak 2 and level 3 supers reference stuff from jak 3)

Sly cooper from sly cooper (considered this hypothetical game would be canon to all series feature in this. It pretty obvious this game would have sly get back to the future! Just case we never get sly cooper 5.)

Paparapa from paparapa the rapper (paparapa will look more closely to his series this time)

Spike from ape escape

Nathan drake from uncharted (the grapple hook replace zip line (grapple hook attach itself to a platform, allowing drake to follow it up with swing kick or a diving punch), each of Nathan weapons are updated to their a thief end version, Nathan custom level 3 are references to supernatural shit in the first three games.)

Cole McGrath from infamous (good Cole and evil Cole won’t take damage from election attacks)

Evil Cole mcgrath from infamous (use the powers of the beast in his moveset. Also the villain of ps3 era story and final boss of that story)

Sack boy from little big planet (now include moves from little big planet 3 and sackboy big adventure)

Fat princess from fat princess (i seriously hope Sony doesn’t changes her name in a squeal. Because modern politics correct)

Sweet tooth from twisted metal (if you remember that canceled twisted metal game that took place in an apocalypse. His design is taken from that scarp project. In other words, sweet tooth home is now paradise!)

Sir Daniel fortesque from medievil (updated to look like his medievil remake design)

Radec from killzone (resurrect as a cyborg after lowtiregod himself)

Toro from Japan aka PlayStation Japan mascot (keep his outfits gimmick. But each outfit attacks represents insomniac, naughty dog or sucker punch games. Insomniac outfit is ratchet, naughty dog outfit is jak and sucker punch outfit is sly)

Nariko from heavenly sword

Heihachi Mishima from tekken (most likely won’t speak because of Japan respect for dead voice actors. So just say he can’t talk because of his resurrection. Edit: somehow heihachi returns. I wrote this (I been working on this for a long time) before the announcement of him returning in tekken 8. I actually thought Namco would keep him dead after tekken 7. because hired a old man voice actor for him, had the same life expectancy of concord)

Big daddy from bioshock (yes he comes with a rapture stage. Like psasbr should have done!)

Dante from devil may cry (the original Dante. His moveset is now updated to include weapons and attacks from dmc1, dmc3, dmc4 and dmc5. Not including dmc2 do to that game being bad from what I hear)

Raiden from metal gear (moveset is now updated to include more attacks from rising, the game amazing bosses songs are available to play on stages, raiden can trigger unique codec calls for each player characters (like snake in brawl) on the metal gear stage. This game would also explain why raiden a cyborg again. despite mgs4 having him turn back to normal at the end)

Kat from gravity rush

Emmett graves from Star hawk

Issac Clarke from dead space (moveset is update to the dead space remake)

Zeus from god of war (the blade of Olympus and the gauntlet of Zeus is used in his moveset now. Zeus can also summon some other Greek gods for custom supers)

Newcomings

Ps1 era

Crash bandicoot from crash bandicoot (I want to make crash a surprise. So he wouldn’t be reveal till the game launch. Imagine this. You just got PlayStation all stars 2 on launch day. You start story mode and notice the ps1 era story is the only available one. So you select it and the first cutscene is a recreation of crash bandicoot 1 title screen. That how you reveal PlayStation original mascot!)

Spyro the dragon from spyro the dragon (moveset is base on the original trilogy by insomniac games)

Cloud from final fantasy (moveset is a combination of the original and remake)

Dart from the legend of dragoon (considered they were outcry to finish him! He most likely would be in a sequel)

Leon Kennedy from resident evil (I pick him over Jill or Chris because re4 is considered to be the best game of time. So re4 weapons for his moveset)

Dr. Neo cortex from crash bandicoot (ps1 era story main villain and final boss of that story)

Abe from Oddworld

Tomba from Tomba

Sephiroth from final fantasy (because if cloud end up in a fighting game, sephiroth is going to show up to ruin cloud fun)

Nemesis from resident evil (classic design from re3, moveset combined stuff from the original game and remake, nemesis will hunt you down in levels after Leon join the party in certain levels)

Ps2 era

Sora from kingdom hearts (I know some people think getting Sora is impossible if a sequel happens. But, A. Disney was pretty relax with Sora getting in smash bros and B. Don’t have any Disney characters cameos in this game)

Dr. Nefarious from ratchet and clank (I know some people think another ratchet and clank rep should be captain qwark, but I disagree for 2 reasons. 1. Qwark original voice has Alzheimer’s disease so can’t act anymore and 2. Dr nefarious is the most popular ratchet and clank villain. Plus he be the perfect main villain (and final boss) for the ps2 story, considering he a fan favorite who debuted in this era. Also bring Lawrence back damn it!)

Wander from shadow of the colossal (honestly it pretty surprised wander wasn’t considered for the original PlayStation all stars. His game is considered by many to be the best game ever made)

Ultra v from war of the monsters (basically he the size of the iron giant from multiversus)

Kiryu Kazuma from yakuza (I know the devs of the series say “Kiryu can’t be in a fighting game because he has to fight woman and that out of character”. But because the game story is about different universes, what if dr nefarious just kidnapped a Kiryu from different universe (probably from dead souls) and turn him into a mindless servant robot. So when you fighting female characters it just a robot kiryu reskin with his moves)

Death jr from death jr (the psp rep for the game)

Pyramid head from silent hill (is brought back thanks to the ps4 era villain who good with magic. Because pyramid head only exist till James learn the truth)

Greek kratos from god of war (you know how they three link’s in smash and they’re all have no exclusive moves from their games (except botw link and young link). Yeah, I not doing that so here two kratos with two unique movesets! Greek kratos will be part of two pre bonus characters (The other being reboot Dante) that can be bought four months after release or unlock after beating all era’s stories )

Ps3 era

Joel and Ellie from the last of us (I know some people are going to say “Joel and Ellie can’t be in this because their game series is to violent!” One, silent hill is much darker than the last of us part 2 and 2 you know how much outrage if they are not in it. So anyway. Joel and Ellie are like pyra and mythra from smash ultimate (with Ellie being a semi clone of Joel). Joel deal more damage/take less damage but is slow, Ellie is faster but deal less damage/take more damage.

You’re also probably asking “isn’t Joel dead?” Well, this Joel is from a different universe where he didn’t die and part 2 never happened)

Hybrid Chimeran from resistance (this is an original character for the game. He was a Russia young adult, who have seriously smoked problem. When the chimeran started revealing Russia. He was still able to keep free will because the virus having not adapted to resist cancer yet (he has undiagnosed cancer). After discovering chimeran like him, who also have free will (thank to other diseases). They’re escapes to lceland too work on some kind of cure)

The slayer of demon from demon souls (look, I never play or will play a soulslike game. But his game create the genre. So they have to be in this game)

Kutaro from puppeteer

Gleeber and Lunk from PlayStation move heroes (the PlayStation move rep)

Kevin buttler from those old ps3 commercials (ok, incase you don’t know who he is. Check out rebeltaxi video call ‘strange colorful semi lost ps3 games’ to know who he is. You finish the video? Good. then let move on. Kevin is basically the nick fury of this multiverse protection society.)

PS4 era

Spider man from marvel spider man (I know some people think he doesn’t deserve to be in a sequel, because he not a video game character. But just to remind people, James Bond was considered for smash bros melee because goldeneye 64 was that good. And it a license game!)

Abby from the last of us (ah yes the Ray of PlayStation, a group of people love her and the other group want her dead! Look, it more likely she will be in a sequel if it happen. So just don’t play as her if you don’t like her ok! As for gameplay she a clone of Joel and Ellie with a few unique moves. Tho the rat king will be a level three super and the golf club)

Deacon St. John from days gone (the real reason, deacon is on this roster because of one thing. THAT. FUCKING. CLIFFHANGER! (Also, because it consider an modern cult classic by PlayStation fans) like seriously did forget to trick the director again (another why we never got a sequel is because the game director was an dick with angry issues). Anyway, simply to days gone, deacon can find material (that spawn randomly on the stage) to create items for new attacks, find a melee weapon that be upgraded with materials (still have a durable meter that is viewable next to deacon super bar) and upgrade deacon gun attacks by finding better one’s.)

Helldiver from helldivers (like the hybrid Chimera, this helldiver is a unique character created for this game. He wanted to be a helldiver, since he was kid. So he train till was he the legal age to become one. Becoming the first helldivers in history not to die after 3 missions!

After serving super earth for 10 years, he realized that super earth became the very thing they’re swear to destroy! After that, the PlayStation multiverse protection society offer him to join. Leading him to become the best non power agent in the society. His name is Joel btw! For his moveset, he basically Rachel but with helldivers 2 weapons.)

Odin from god of war (main villain of ps4 era and final boss. You’re probably thinking “why is Odin the main villain of the ps4 era. When he didn’t appear in gow 2018” simple. The main villain of 2018 was sent be him, Mimir got trapped in that tree because Odin and giants species got order 66 because of Odin paranoia!

This Odin version is from a reality. Where he actually kill people’s, when he done using them! One day, Odin find a purple ploygon in his workshop and when touching it, open a portal to different world. Odin sent magni and moni in to investigate (mostly cause they useless) and later. Moni is launch out of the portal dead! With magni body being held by evil Cole McGrath aka the beast!

After expanding he not a threat, Odin and Cole sit down and talk with some beer. Cole explains he found a piece liked Odin too in new empire city (a place he built to restarted humanity. After activating all conduits) and suggest it could be a piece from polygon man. Someone who tricked him into a disguise fighting tournament and changed his world history. When Odin ask. What happened to him? Cole explains after everyone realizes they’re been trick, everyone work together to kill polygons man and change their worlds history back to normal and get back home! While everyone was fighting purple clones of themselves, a mark warrior kill polygon man by stabbing him with a blue glowing sword! Realizing this is his chance to control his fate and rule everything. Odin proposes an alliance with Cole to collect polygons man remains to accomplish their goals. Cole suggests they’re need some type of machine to transfer the power tho and a bigger army.

Suddenly, a portal open with dr neo cortex and dr nefarious tumble out with them getting up back up and fighting. Odin tie them down with vine magic and ask who are they? Both explain who their are and nefarious say cortex enter his lab through some portal, both getting into a fight and ending up here.

Cole explains who there are and they plan and ask if they want to join. Both say yes! After that, all four recruits other villains to help with their plan)

Delsin Rowe from infamous (Delsin Rowe can switch between all 4 of his powers be using down circle. This is possible now thanks to a handheld device that contain smoke, neon, video and concrete)

Jin Sakura from ghost of Tsushima

Aloy from horizon (alts are the different tribes encounter in the horizon games)

The hunter from bloodborne

Knack from knack (yes, I want knack in a sequel! His power to grow bigger with more relics is a unique concept for a platform fighting game. Like his two games, knack will absorb relics to get bigger allow him to deal more damage at the cost of speed)

Connor from Detroit: become human (I know Quantic dreams is a studio with shitting work environment. But three of there games are iconic to PlayStation. So if you don’t like it, cry me a river.

Connor in this story is from the ‘everyone live’ timeline. Kara (aka ‘i really should been a dlc story expansion’ character) has written a book explaining how she escapes to Canada while protecting a robot child. Markus is continuing fighting for android rights and now human rights in others countries. And Connor is how an lieutenant at dpd)

Astro bot from Astro bot (surprise! Astro bot first debut on the ps4! In the story, Astro bot is the guardian of PlayStation society mainframe. Location in a secret in between region of the multiverse. The other bots are just his crew of workers)

Joker from persona (Joker use others persona’s for attacks, he summon phantom thieves members for super attacks, Kasumi is alt, joker is in his 20s now, all out attack and sinful shell are custom level 3 supers and have cel shading like his game)

Josh from until dawn (thanks to Odin magic (and manipulation his bad mental health) Josh is now back in control and he ready to finish what he started. Get revenge on his former friends for accidentally killing his sister’s death! Josh is an wendigo now. So his attacks and supers are combined of wendigo viciousness and his good old fashioned traps.)

Miles morales from marvel spider man (don’t worry. Miles is not going to wear ‘the miles morales original’ for his default. He also more of a semi clone than actual clone character. Because of his bio venom and 3 three unique gadgets)

Venom from marvel spider man (considering, they’re getting them game according to the insomniac games leaks. I think having spidey most iconic villain makes sense. Venom height is the same as in marvel spider man 2 and spider man and miles spider sense don’t work on them)

Quill from moss (psvr rep)

Pig detective from dreams (so in case you don’t play dream. Pig detective is 3d point and click adventure series made by team pig. Anyway, i pick him because the devs of dreams have recommended the series on ‘mm picks’ and this series need more recognition. As for gameplay? Imagine phoenix wright from umvc3 but your playing as pig)

Ps5 era

Kena from kena:bridge of spirits (kena can find rot’s (they spawn around the stage randomly) to increase damage of supers that involves them and the stun time of that one move from her game I can’t remember)

Little outsider from stray (if smash can put in duck hunter dog and a 80 game accessory! We can add a cat)

Akito from ghostwire: Tokyo

Colt from deathloop

Selene Vassos from returnal (because she from a rouge like. I imagine her gimmick will involve collecting items to give her unique attacks and increased her stats, but these upgrades be lost when losing a live)

Vex from little big planet (despite me never finishing sackboy big adventure. I really like vex. He a pretty cool villain. Also ps5 era villain and final boss)

Wolverine from marvel wolverine (despite the game not being out yet. I decided to include him because the game is most likely going to be well received and sell well.

Wolverine main gimmick would be his healing factor. Allow him to recover heath in the fight automatically! To make it balance. The rate Wolverine heal will depend on his health bar. He will recover health faster when at critical health, the opposite happens if he almost at full health.)

Atsu from ghost of yotei (again, the game isn’t out yet. But by the look of the trailer. It probably going to be great. Still piss Jin not the main character tho. Like come on! Make him Japan Batman!)

Jordan a. Mun from intergalactic the heretic prophet (ah yes, the game that will help anti woke content farm keep their light on till it release. Again, the game haven’t come yet. But it with being naughty dog next big game. She have to be here)

Eve from stellar blade

Third party characters

Solid snake from metal gear (keep you waiting huh? So your probably wondering why snake isn’t in the ps1 era? Because metal gear first game released on msx2 computer. Metal gear solid was a soft reboot like god of war 2018.

So anyway, as not to undoing mgs4 ending. This snake is from the universe of snake revenge (pretty meta because snake revenge didn’t have any involvement from Kojima) recruited into secret PlayStation society due to being a great infiltrate. Also most because the main universe snake is dead. And yes, David hayter will return to voice snake and he will have codec calls for each character like raiden)

Lara Croft from tomb raider (turned on tomb raider debut on sega Saturn. Anyway Lara Croft would be the one from ps1 era games. Yes they multiple tomb raider continuity’s. So she being this game story would be her final adventure, like drank in a theft end. You can also expect her double pistols as attacks)

Ryu from street fighter (it can’t be a crossover fighting game without Mr. Fighting game)

Scorpion from mortal Kombat (because this a crossover fighting game that has ryu. You might as well add the mascot of street fighter rival series. Just don’t except any fatalities tho)

Alex Mercer from prototype (when infamous and prototype first came out. Everyone was compare these two super heroes sandbox games in a quarantine city. So making Alex. Cole rival make sense)

Reboot Dante from DMC devil may cry (the other pre order bonus character. Dante moveset is updated to include his entire kit from DMC)

Booker Dewitt from bioshock

Batman from Arkham (The Batman arkham games has had exclusive content on PlayStation in the past. Plus, asylum and city are considered the best games of all time. But real reason he here is to retcon kill the justice league. I fucking hate this game!!! It undo Arkham knight amazing ending, unnecessary bring joker back (it a alternate version. But still this a game about the suicide squad, not Batman), making deadshot black (because I guess the general public can’t understand different versions of characters exist), having deathstroke not be one of the four base playing characters (origin post credit scene has deathstroke be the first recruit for the squad) and having the first appearance of the justice league in the Arkhamverse. Just for them to act like idiots and get most of metropolis kills! Just no. So here my idea for Batman in the third party story mode.

Suicide squad: kill the justice league is explained ways as an in universe movie. To cash in on Batman identity being revealed as Bruce Wayne. The movie got overwhelmed negative reviews for kill the world greatest heroes with no respect and giving Batman an insulting death. But anyway, on to Batman.

Bruce has continue his war on crime, using a less powerful version of scarecrow cloudburst fear toxic. To scare criminals and supervillains as Batman “ghost”. Tho he doesn’t interfere that much. 2 years later, batman is testing a new suit (made out of different bat suits) on patrol when he hear a GCPD call about some crime scene. The story starts there.

One more thing tho. Due to Kevin conroy passing away. He honestly wouldn’t return to voice the dark knight. For that reason I suggest to get someone who sounds identical to Kevin Batman voice.)

Joker from Arkham (the third party story mode villain. “But you say it was unnecessary to bring joker back in kill the justice league!?”. Yes I did. But Batman is played this game, unlike kill the justice league. “Joker doesn’t have a reason to come back”. During in Batman (the prime Batman) storyline. Different jokers from across the multiverse were getting power up by a different joker (one who never became joker) and dead jokers were bought back to live. Including Arkham joker. So there you’re reason on why he can come back! Also, mark Hamill would obviously not voice joker. Due to him retire from voice joker after Kevin conory dead. So just get someone who sounds identical to mark joker voice)

Shadow the hedgehog from sonic the hedgehog (this is mostly because of that old fake leak)

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