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rereading Shirley Jackson's college-era letters to her then-boyfriend and future husband Stanley Hyman like
#shirley jackson#emotional abuse! emotional abuse everywhere!#protip if you're writing letters saying 'I agree with you that I'm stupid and ignorant; please tell me how to be better. I'll change!'#you need to get out#and notably n o t marry that person much less procreate with them#I really think he fostered a learned emotional helplessness in her and that's the only reason she stayed so long#not for lack of trying to get up the nerve- the first time they were engaged#there was an argument that friends said ended only when she took off her ring and threw it at him#And Yet...#she died married to the asshole#and he then married their daughter's friend from college
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WIP Wednesday - Poll results
Welp.
Accidental baby acquisition won by a long shot before the poll was even done and y'all were right, it now has two whole (unedited) chapters and I'm currently outlining 3-5.
It was merely a roughly drafted idea yesterday 😅
Here's a snippy of chapter 1 - Joel finding Ellie after Marlene never shows 🖤
I wasn't tagged for this, but I'm tagging a few people because I'm curious to see what everyone is working on during these trying times within the fandom.
Please don't feel pressured: @amysuevr @paigegonerogue @captainredspade @lauronk @marceltheshellwithflipflopson @two-birds-alone-together @midnight-society-tlou @stumbling-away
#wip wednesday#tlou fanfiction#protip: write on company time#the last of us#joel and ellie#joel and tess
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The Fox, the Crow, and the Bunny.
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something sweet. dedicated to @idyllic-affections thanks for writing my kaveh rq n this series is inspired by ur acc.. realized i strayed from the real purpose of this fic and made it too long, so just think of it as a 2 in 1 special lol,, (also hi sorry for using dottore he's like my muse and i love writing him) also i hope yall get the meaning of this shit lmao (ref to the scara quest tale)
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ cw: strictly platonic/familial, reader is 8 years old, basic dottore warnings, mentions of death, dissecting animals and injuries, implied dottolone (barely), a little ooc but it's canon to me
Dottore's office was once a sacred chamber inside the Fatui headquarters.
While not relatively as pristine as his laboratory, amidst the chaos, there was order. Everything was in its designated place, even though his desk was a nightmare to whoever laid eyes on it (spilled coffee too busy to clean, now dried onto the wood of his table, piles, and piles of documents and papers stacked haphazardly on one another, a disarray of pens and pencils occupying every available niche, and vials filled with who-knows-what dangerously teetering on the edge).
Hazards lurked at every turn within his office, presenting a far-from-presentable façade that seemingly clashed with his position as the 2nd of the 11th Fatui Harbingers. Yet, one might ponder, does the doctor truly concern himself with such matters?
No, not at all. He doesn't have the time to clean everything or keep them in such an organized state. He simply knows everything is in place, and the mess scarcely holds him back (he hires maids once in a while, when the mess gets too much, and in 1 out of 5 maids he hires only makes it out alive).
Yet, what truly imbued this room with a sense of sanctity? For within these walls, he unearthed his genuine solace and tranquility.
In this space, silence reigned supreme. Isolation was his companion, a cherished serenity he embraced. Here, his thoughts danced, inventions took form, and ideas flowed onto paper alongside intricate equations. Occasionally, he'd pass out on his desk and drool all over his papers. This room stood as a shelter inviolable, reserved solely for those few instances of urgency or the presence of a fellow Harbinger.
All other members of the Fatui instinctively bid their time, patiently awaiting his emergence from the sanctum of his office before venturing to approach him. For within its confines, the Doctor was impervious to disruption. No one disturbs the Doctor.
That was before you came along, of course.
The office, ill-suited for a child of your tender years, harbored a minefield of hazards. Within its walls lay various artifacts, concoctions, and intricate machinery, a perilous realm unfit for the innocent curiosity of youth. Regrettably, your presence inadvertently disrupted the serene harmony that had long enveloped this space, unsettling the Doctor who, by nature, dislikes abrupt shifts and deviations from what he was used to.
When you first arrived in his office (he didn't want you inside of it, after all, he wasn't exactly fond of children, but he had no choice) you were immediately injured after stepping onto a shard of glass that Dottore has completely ignored. You tried your very best not to cry for the sake of not irritating Dottore further, but he wasn't very gentle with your wound either.
He took note of keeping his vials away from the edge of his table.
Then a bunch of books topples over you. He puts them into the shelves now, and you helped him organize by using the Dewey Decimal System, to which you had read from a book.
Then, while he was explaining his recent idea (rather enthusiastically) to you, his hand accidentally slammed against his files and flew straight to your face. You also helped him organize his papers.
And then it was cleaning his desk, offering him DIY pencil holders you've made just for him. You've also invented a mug that prevents the liquid inside from spilling (he thinks it was a rather brilliant invention, he no longer has to worry about spilling on his desk).
And then it was putting his rather precarious possessions somewhere else, outside the vicinity of his office and far away from your grasp.
You were very eager to help him in any way possible, and for a child, you quite enjoyed receiving chores. Yet, your contentment was uncomplicated, drawn from the privilege of being granted entry to his treasure trove of knowledge, replete with a limitless collection of books, materials, and tools.
Dottore always thought that you'd be such a nuisance to him once you entered his office and sully the peace he has always known within his office's enclosed haven.
But he didn't expect to welcome your presence at all, on such short notice, too. (Deep inside, he felt a strange warmth in his chest whenever you'd tug on his coat, asking if he needed any assistance with organizing his office. He wonders what it was, though.)
So, here you were, amidst the symphony of pen strokes etching against paper, a solitary melody resonating within the confines of his office.
Contrary to his expectations, the calmness he believed would dissipate upon your arrival had, in fact, been amplified by leaps and bounds. As he observed from the corner of his eye, you reclined on your stomach, legs swinging idly behind you, immersed in a world of creativity. Strewn across the floor, an assortment of crayons bore testament to your artistic endeavors, while he diligently attended to the papers handed by the Fatui.
Then, as if hesitant to break the comfortable silence, you tried to catch his attention with a soft 'psst!', then covered your mouth with your tiny hand to suppress your childish giggles.
The corners of his lips twitch in irritance amusement as he turns his head toward you, his pen on the desk. You broke into a much bigger grin and held your drawing close to your chest, not wanting to expose it just yet. "Hey, Dotdot!" You whispered to him, and he can't help but roll his eyes smile at the nickname you've given him. "Can I show you what I drew?"
Dottore emitted a contemplative hum as if grappling with the decision of whether to engage or remain absorbed in his thoughts. Your evident impatience manifested in a pout, prompting his response. "Well, fine," He yielded, beckoning you forth. You beamed brightly as you swiftly rose to your feet and bounded toward him, your landing generating a muted grunt from him. A steadying hand rested on the desk, enabling him to regain his composure, after which he settled your giggling form comfortably within the space between his legs. "Now then," He put his hands on your shoulder, "What is it you wished to share?"
With another giggle from your ceaseless childish amusement, you gave him the piece of paper. Big, round eyes sparkling against the light of the room looked up at him expectantly. Dottore received the drawing from you, his gaze lingering over its details, drawn into a moment of shared curiosity and wonder.
It was him, and you, holding hands, depicted with earnest effort and the imaginative touch of your youthful artistry. Around you were a bunch of other versions of him, his segments, though you've only drawn five (since they were the only ones who have interacted with you so far). Each had their names labeled beneath them, but Dottore absolutely adores that you've labeled him as 'Dotdot' instead (you've also drawn Pantalone holding your other hand and labeled him as 'Pants', adorned both figures with encircling hearts).
"Truly remarkable artwork," He stated with a smile, his words accompanied by the sound of your jubilant cheers, "This masterpiece deserves a place of honor, a spot where all can admire it. I can already imagine the joy it will bring to the other segments once they lay eyes on it."
"Really!?"
"Of course, I do believe they enjoy your company, little bunny."
As he carefully set the drawing on his table, your inquisitive gaze caught his attention. With a tilt of your head, a gesture he knew all too well, you asked him a question, "Why do you call me that?"
"Hm? Call you what?" Dottore grabbed you gently and settled you onto his desk. Positioned face to face, at eye level, his intent was clear—to engage with you as both an adult and a child, a balance you seemed to relish.
"Bunny! You call me bunny lots,"
"Oh? Do you not like it?"
You vigorously shook your head, "No no, I love it! I get called nicknames, but they're all mean." You furrow your brow as you reminisced, pouting at the awful memories. But then you broke into a big smile again, "But yours is new and cute! So, why do you call me that?"
Dottore's grin widened, revealing his sharp teeth, a sight that enthralled you. Your hands instinctively moved to his cheeks, your eyes filled with wonder, and he welcomed the touch wholeheartedly. "Ahh, ever so curious, aren't you, little bun?" He teased playfully, giving your nose a gentle boop! with his finger, and your giggles were a delightful response. "You see, I call you bunny because you embody its spirit—small, swift, and an endless source of vibrant energy.
You also love to hop onto people a lot."
"I love giving surprise hugs! I'm too small, so a jump, so I can wrap my arms around them a bit higher!" You huffed as he chuckled at your explanation. "What are you, then? What animal?"
"Oh? I've never thought about what kind of animal I'd be... Hmmm..." Dottore mused for a while, his expression thoughtful. Eventually, he arrived at a decision. "A fox, I think. Crafty, shrewd, and sly. A creature that prowls with a purpose and possesses those distinct, sharp teeth." As he said that, he grins once more to show his sharp teeth, then lunges for your finger, mimicking a bite, prompting you to gasp and pull back with a joyful squeal.
"And speaking of bunnies..." His tone took on a mischievous edge, causing your eyes to widen in anticipation. Suddenly, he swooped in, grabbing your legs and lifting you high into the air. "I might just gobble you up!" Dottore's playful pretense of chomping down on you elicited a cascade of laughter from you. You pushed at his head, trying to escape his 'gobbling' jaws, your legs kicking playfully as you enjoyed the moment.
"I don't think you're a fox, Dotdot!" You quipped, retaking your seat on his desk. Playfully swinging your legs, you mused aloud, a soft humming accompanying your contemplation.
Dottore raised an intrigued eyebrow, "Oh? And what am I in the eyes of my little bunny? Perhaps something more fearsome?" He inquired, looming over you in an effort to intimidate you.
Instead, your eyes lit up brightly, and you joyfully clapped your hands together. "Oh, I've got it! A crow!" You exclaimed with a triumphant smile.
A bemused frown replaced his grin as he processed your unexpected response. "...A crow?" He echoed, clearly puzzled by your choice. "Of all animals?"
And you merely smile at him, giggling at his confused reaction, "Mhm! Yeah! A crow that talks on and on and on." Your hands followed your words, almost hitting him in the face, "A crow that is death and prey over rotting corpses, but a crow that saved me! I thought Dotdot was an angel, but angels don't have black feathers, scary smiles, or red eyes."
Your words painted a vivid picture of your perception, a whimsical and deeply personal perspective on his nature. Dottore nods along, intrigued, as you rambled your thoughts to him, not even chastising you for grabbing the beak of his mask and playing with it.
"You're a crow! You're very smart, and clever, and creative! You're scary to other people, but not to me! I love corvids, I used to feed them bits of animal after I dissect them, and they always bring me something shiny. They were my only friends, and now you're my friend too!"
He doesn't understand the gentle warmth that began to unfurl within his chest as he remained attentive to your words. While unfamiliar, this sensation wasn't entirely unwelcome... "I beg to differ, my dear bunny. I am unmistakably a fox,"
"Then you're a crow pretending to be a fox!" You pout, stubbornly crossing your arms. "I think crows are way cooler than foxes. They can fly! Plus, you can't call yourself a fox when you resemble a crow more than a fox!" You pointed out, a triumphant smirk on your lips.
Well, you do have a point. He does wear a beaked mask, coupled with a bird-like shoulder embellishment bedecked in exquisite black feathers.
"Should I then consider donning attire that better befits a fox?"
At the notion, you fixed him with a mock glare, your cheeks puffing out in an adorable display of discontent. "Nooooo! I prefer Mr. Crow!" you protested with a playful whine, punctuating your words by delivering gentle punches to his shoulders with your tiny hands.
He chuckles at your small tantrum, and he swiftly gathers you into his embrace. Your arms naturally encircled his neck as he rose from his seat, carrying you toward the door, your precious drawing clutched in your hands. "Very well, very well, my dear Mr. Crow it shall remain," He conceded with a playful tone, his steps filled with an easy camaraderie.
Victoriously, you shot him a smug grin, to which he rolled his eyes at.
"Do you wanna know something, Mr. Crow?" You mutter in his ear as he walks past one of his segments.
"Hm? What is it?"
You made sure to whisper it very quietly, hoping the other segments won't hear you. "Between you and me, I think that your younger segments are like rats!"
He didn't know what came over him, he released a hearty, resounding laugh, its volume surprising not just you but also the other segments who happened to be present, each momentarily taken aback by their own affairs. Such an outpouring of mirth was rare for him (only when he was inside his dark, cool lab, alone with experiments).
A sense of pride swelled in your chest as you grinned widely, his laughter infectious as you burst into a fit of giggles. It was a scary laugh, maybe it was just naturally like that, but to you, it sounded very happy. "They bit me once! I was just poking their face."
"Perhaps give them a treat before you approach them," He says, calming down as he continues his trek toward your room. "This gesture might just soften their demeanor."
"What, like cheese?"
"Oh, little bun, that'll drive them even more mad once they found out you called them rats."
You share another grin with him, finding a cozy spot to rest your chin upon his shoulder in contentment, "Good! I think they're funny when their faces turn red."
- ̥۪͙۪˚┊❛❛ If you like this a lot, consider reblogging! I’ll appreciate it very very much! Don’t repost and/or translate my work anywhere. ❜❜ ┊˚ ̥۪͙۪◌
#favoniuslibrary#˚₊໒🔪꒱kai writes₊˚#˚₊໒🩹꒱kai's series:JLM.₊˚#╰┈➤ il dottore#dottore x reader#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader#genshin impact#il dottore x reader#platonic genshin x reader#platonic genshin impact#this is my form of mega copium#uhghghg RGAHGHH#i have so many ideas#make it angst#i wanna take care of dottore too tho :(#i want to give dottore an adult figure that cares about him#protip: if ur sad just think of your fav character as your family relative and it doesn't matter if they're older or younger#:)
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Hey so uhh i may have accidently stayed up until 2 am last night thinking about tragic siblings and uh this is the result. Stream ig...
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Azula & Zuko (Avatar) Characters: Azula (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar) Additional Tags: Azula Needs Therapy (Avatar), Protective Zuko (Avatar), Suicide Attempt, Azula Needs a Hug (Avatar), she gets one!!!, uh... kinda!, Post-Canon, uh post canon pre the search idk when this shit is supposed to be set, I wrote this at 2 in the morning cut me some slack, One Shot Summary:
Stoop
noun 1. A posture in which the head and shoulders are habitually bent forward; "A tall, thin man with a stoop." Similar: hunch, droop/sag of the shoulders, kyphosis
2. The downward swoop of a bird of prey.
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A short time after being transferred to the institution, Azula manages to escape. Zuko finds her, and things go about as well as anyone would expect.
#protip never be an older sibling it's hell#it's fucking helllll#but uhhh enjoy ig#and if you do please comment I'd really appreciate it <3#clings writes#atla fanfic
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There were times when I managed to write 2 or more seminars papers within the semester break, writing a total of 20-40 pages total.... And right now I'm struggling with writing a single seminar paper that's only 10 pages long.
It's so frustrating. I know that I can write seminar papers, I've written more than enough already. Why can't I write one right now?
#THIS IS A BEGINNER SEMESTER SEMINAR PAPER TOO!!! IT'S MEANT TO BE EASY!!! IT'S ONLY 10 PAGES!!!#WHY CAN'T I WRITE IT!! WHY IS BRAIN REFUSING TO FORM THOUGHTS!!!#i'm so close to crying from frustration GAHHHH come on brain!! work with me!!!#i want to get this done!! the deadline is getting closer!! i have barely started research!!#even telling myself that it doesnt have to be any good i just need to write enough to submit something... doesnt work#PROTIP: NEVER STUDY 2 DISCIPLINES THAT PRETTY MUCH SOLELY REQUIRE YOU TO WRITE SEMINAR PAPERS.#god MY BRAIN ISNT MEANT FOR THISSSS i'll cry once i submit my final seminar paper#no idea how i'm supposed to write my bachelor's thesis... but that's a future-me problem#own#the sergeant speaks#xxx.
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Sasha is like Catra is she was well written
#i loved catra so much until like season 5. one of my favorite villains of all time#then they had to go and give her a cheap redemption 😭#protip but if you want to redeem your villain you need to give them at least SOME redeemable qualities. catra was just#pure sadism cruelty and evil 99% of the time#what makes sasha a much better written redeemed mean girl is that#from the very beginning#you can see there's at least some good in her#the first thing we see her do at all is#lying to protect anne#you may think the bar is low but that's more than anything catra has ever done for adora ever#i'm not complaining about catrad0ra the ship btw i'm complaining about catrad0ra the writing#or really just. catra the writing in general#i get that sasha and catra's stories are very different like#catra is so much more Extreme on every level#but this key difference is the thing i'm talking about#from the beginning you can see why Anne loves Sasha and you're given a reason to root for her#and for them to fix things#catra just spirals further and further down into evil and then suddenly she's good?? because she decides to ''do something good#for once''?? c'mon girl give me ONE reason to root for you ONE#ONE reason to believe it'd be more interesting to see you get reformed over seeing you continue to be such a cool and fun villain
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sometimes i find things in my drafts
#the great garbagio — che:ooc.#my drafts are an unholy dumping ground#they're my notes app#so many unfinished things and streams of consciousness and even 1 sentence ideas for later#also. protip:#if you have a draft open in one tab but forget about it bc u have 300 tabs open#don't try to open that draft in another tab and write up your reply and post it#it will go into the void because it somehow got overwritten by the unfinished one's autosave in the tab you forgot about (:#at least i'm assuming that's what happened to the reply (unrelated to this) that i just wrote (((:
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Aedyran Lasses (fake Deadfire sea shanty)
(yes, I'm doing it again)
Farewell, Aedyran lasses fair
With eyes of green and raven hair
And with your hearts locked up so tight
Oh, won’t you see me off tonight?
For in the blazing summer
And in the storming rain
A sailor girl will always dream
To see your shores again
Farewell, Aedyran lasses fine
Whose smiles are sweeter than their wine
When Ondra calls me out to sea
Oh, won't you save a smile for me?
For in the blazing summer
And in the storming rain
A sailor girl will always dream
To see your smiles again
Farewell, Aedyran lasses bright
Your memory will warm my nights
When Ondra's rage will stir the sea
Oh, won't you say a prayer for me?
So in the blazing summer
Or in the storming rain
One day you’ll see your sailor girl
Come back to you again
#herearedragons writing#pillars of eternity deadfire#singer gender may be changed as needed#protip! to subtly woo a specific Aedyran lass change the eye and hair color to match hers#deadfire sea shanties
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I need more allium duo fics. I’m not talking about where they’re a side dish to bedrock bros, or sbi, or clingy/bee duo, or to whatever ranboo and techno’s duo name is. I want some good fics where it’s the two of them front and center. I need them having an emotional relationship that’s not reliant on Ranboo stealing away people from Tommy. I want a real Allium duo fic where everyone else to be the side. Please, im hungry.
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#confessions#cc: tommyinnit#cc: ranboo#group: alliumduo#YES#REAL#YOURE SO REAL NONNIE#i have so many alliumduo wips that ill never finish#i think too much about them#theres this one person on tumblr that writes oneshots of them on request i think?? dont remember their username but#you are so not alone in this#if youre on ao3 heres a protip: if youre in the alliumduo tag and go to 'search within results' at the bottom of the filters part#you can put in 'otp: true' and it will show you fics whose only relationship tag is alliumduo#:)
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civpro exam drained me so much that i have lost all will to write my IP paper..............help.............
#personal#it was on mon and im still hungover from it#if i have to see (1) more procedural chart i will. do smth drastic.#i was excited to write the paper too i had all my references ready and everything!#but gang. protip. dont propose ur major paper in the same semester as all ur req courses#when u KNOW ur gonna procrastinate#i may. be writing my essay on a flight lmao oops#esp since i have my admin exam fri and i should review for that#urghghghhhhh AND applications....2L is supposed to be EASIER...
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one of my favorite tricks* for stretching length out of a half-assed essay is fully. spelling. out: The United States of America. look at that it's 5 fucking words, it's pretentious, it's magnificent, it's digiorno*
*(cheap but effective)
#writing#school#essays#essay tips#essay tip#protip#also thats why i use a thesaurus to find “big words”#because theyre big! they take up space on the page!
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Hii! For the fic ask game, ✑ and ♡ for at a price you can afford and ✄ for Cocoonverse!
slight sappiness below the cut
writing price was really weird... when i started it, i hadn't been writing consistently, rarely finishing anything and never sharing for uhhh several years. but i still indulged the urge when i got it, even though i didn't expect it to go anywhere. i have no idea what it was about this story in particular that made me keep coming back to the document (i think partly i had somehow convinced myself that my idea was very obvious and someone else was going to write it if i didn't which made me feel competitive? idk.) but anyway i kept adding little bits of banter until i ended up with a draft that seemed finishable. i had this feeling like "wow! i didn't know this could happen..." which sounds silly because it's a relatively short simple fic haha. i still struggle a lot with confidence in my ability to follow through on my ideas but writing that fic really felt like overcoming a hurdle.
(on top of that, the fic got a warm reception right away which i didn't realize at the time was entirely thanks to you sharing it. i am so grateful for that <3)
as for my favorite small detail, it's gimmicky but i like that neither ouyang's or ayushiridara's name appears in the fic
deleted cocoonverse scene- this feels like a cheat answer but i cut a bunch of baoxiang pov out of kinghunters. there was just too much going on already and i thought i should let baoxiang be secretive a little longer like in canon. there are also some scenes from silk coffin i initially wrote in his pov before deciding to stick with ouyang. however i don't want to say much about those scenes because they are being reworked for the next installment... but if i end up not using some of it then maybe i will share that in the future :)
#writing protip: if you keep writing the story then eventually you will be done writing it#it is surprisingly hard to come up with answers wrt to cocoonverse#who's to say what's a deleted scene until i'm actually done writing it#thanks for the ask!
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hi there!
I binge read "running blind" in one go and idk how to explain it but it felt like an awakening experience..?
it was simply amazing i was borderline in tears because the mercs feel so "alive" and the dynamics between them felt.. real.
and the whole sequences about scout and his life experiences with his siblings made me buzz with a newfound appreciation of social bounds and how important they are...
and and the sunset sequence made me so emotional, I'm definitely going to be more careful and appreciate the simple joys of life now, never expected to spiral into a deep existential crisis contemplation while reading a fic but I thank you for that!!
overall i feel very warm fuzzy (a bit sad now that it's over) after reading your fic, to the point I thought writing this message would be the least I can do to express my gratitude over this fic.
merci beaucoup d'avoir créé ce chef-d'œuvre, godspeed
shoutout to the time i entered a fuckin fugue state and wrote the last like 15k words of running blind in one sitting no breaks no water no breathing no blinking and woke up on the other side of the fuckin supernatural possession and found out the ghost had some real shit to say and then everyone continues to agree to this very day
#shut up me#running blind#this is an exaggeration but only barely. literally don’t remember the writing process for some of it#one sitting like a fucking Ape. hey kids protip don’t do that#i sometimes think about this one anon i got right after i posted it who went ‘bro why waste this on tf2 fic’#my answer was and continues to be ‘because that’s where i was and i’m not like embarrassed abt that’#happy to hear it doubly functions as a sucker punch for unsuspecting tf2 enjoyers#everybody talks
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my character studies are actually all just shitposts thinly disguised as fics or random conversations
#ray's tag#mcyt#mianite#undescribed#whatever this is its been peer reviewed and thumbs upped by chase transandor so yay!! im winning at writing :D#writer protip: 60% of characterization is vibe checks 30% is shitposting and 10% is actually studying their actions and speech patterns
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Guys will say "He's just like me fr" but dawg have you ever been paralyzed by the impending dread of a deadline while your brain loops killing time from the axed musical American Psycho. Have you.
#this has been in my draft for two weeks but yeah still checks out#life protip don't take four writing classes at once because you will die of fright#american psycho musical
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Prime Report for TennoCon (July) 2024 - SPECIAL EDITION
hey what the fuck
Prime Access
SO some stuff happened at TennoCon. Let's talk about what it might mean for the future.
Currently in Prime Access is Protea Prime, along with Velox Prime and Okina Prime. As was revealed at TennoCon, she's slated to be replaced by Sevagoth Prime, alongside Epitaph Prime and Nautilus Prime in August, when they release with The Lotus Eaters, a planned August 2024 update coming to Warframe.
Protea Prime was released on May 1, 2024, making her guaranteed 90 day reign end just about August 1. They've almost all been slated to go a little longer than that though, so it's likely that the update will come out mid August. I'd bet it comes either August 14th or August 21st, but that's just throwing darts at a dart board. Maybe if they have all their ducks in a row we'll get it on the 7th. Most of these dates are less than a month away, so it's best to keep this in mind if you wanted to get her.
This is great. He looks great. But it does raise one question:
Where's Xaku Prime?
Speculation under the cut.
Sevagoth Prime being announced as the next one was a surprise. Mainly because, any way you slice it, he's way out of the order of expectation. Usually they follow a pattern that organizes the Prime warframes by gender, but then goes loosely in release order. Male-Male-Female-Female-Male-Male-etc, with frames being slotted into those slots according to the pattern they were released in loosely, with maybe two being switched around here or there.
Now, Xaku was always going to be an interesting case and exception (sort of) to this, because Xaku is pluriform as they are made up of the remnants of multiple warframes implied to be of multiple genders. But to me this means that they could fit into whatever slot they happen to match to, since they are, in a way, of both/all genders. Xaku was the first frame to come out after Protea, so it'd make sense that they'd be slotted right after her, which is what I've been expecting this whole time since I wrote about it in January.
Instead, Sevagoth is jumping two slots to take the slot after Protea, also jumping over Lavos, who is the next male warframe in line. I'd expect there'd need to be a pretty decent reason for this big of an upset in their pattern. They didn't give much of one, and in fact Xaku wasn't mentioned at all during TennoCon as far as I could tell. I had sort of hoped they'd at least say they were coming back to Xaku but DE made no mention of any other future primes or the frames around Sevagoth in any notable way.
Now, that's not a bad thing necessarily. These patterns have never been officially announced as far as I can tell, but they've been pretty closely followed for the general fairness of the prime process. Following close to a pattern means they aren't playing favorites choosing warframes to prime, and that no frame gets forgotten for getting a Prime. But there could be plenty of reasons for them deciding to or wanting to change it up. Maybe they wound up having a few in process at once and Sevagoth wound up being the one that was far enough in the process to do next, with Xaku and Lavos still needing their concepts refined, something like that.
I know there's been some anxiety in the past around Xaku getting a prime as their whole concept doesn't lend itself easily to the concept of a prime warframe in the same way that almost every other warframe does, but I definitely think if Xaku weren't going to get a prime at all, they would have already told us. They know people are looking forward to Xaku Prime, and with more and more weird and unique warframe concepts being introduced these days, there's no good reason why having a unique concept should keep Xaku from getting a prime. More likely something came up in the development process that caused some hiccups, and I could think of plenty of reasons for this, especially around TennoCon being the reveal of the next prime. We have no reason to think anything other than that Xaku is being pushed back a slot or two, and Lavos as well.
But either way, we have no current info from DE as far as I know, but if that changes then I'll update this somehow.
As for if they'll do something to rectify the gendered slot pattern, it's impossible to say.
Predictions for Future Prime Order: (Bold is already exists)
Grendel Gauss Protea (We are here) Sevagoth (Announced) Xaku Lavos Yareli Gyre Caliban Styanax
Or, if they have decided to eschew double gender order from now on:
Protea Sevagoth Xaku Lavos Yareli Caliban Gyre Styanax
I could also see them switching Xaku and Lavos on either of these lists if for some reason Xaku continues to be a problem. I personally wouldn't get worried about anything unless we get both Lavos and Yareli prime without hearing any news about Xaku prime. At that point I'd be asking some serious questions, but for now this is unexpected but fine. Sevagoth Prime is gonna be cool as hell, and we already know that.
Prime Resurgence
Currently available from Varzia are Nekros Prime with Tigris Prime and Galantine Prime and Harrow Prime with Scourge Prime and Knell Prime, along with relics for their component parts and such. They are slated to stay there until August 1st, at which point they'll be replaced by Mesa Prime and Limbo Prime.
Also available from Varzia until October 24th are Ember Prime with Sicarus Prime and Glaive Prime, and Rhino Prime with Boltor Prime and Ankyros Prime. They and their relics are available to celebrate the Ember Heirloom Collection that launched the morning of TennoCon with DE's new system for Heirloom Collections. If you don't know about the new system, I suggest you look at the Heirloom Collection page on the warframe website to familiarize yourself with it. At TennoCon, they announced that Rhino Prime would be the next Heirloom Collection after Ember, thus why they get to share the space in Varzia's for now. Get them while the getting's good!
Ok I think that's everything! Gonna try to do shorter versions of these more often but when there's more to talk about I feel more motivated to write them so we'll see! Happy Prime Hunting!
#warframe prime report#warframe#tennocon 2024#sevagoth prime#ember prime#protip: if you only make one of a series every six months or so that basically makes all of them special!#however it does not make it consistent lol#something I gotta work on :)#but it was fun to write it up because I spent like an hour today going 'but what about xaku??' so I had to vent a little#ALSO happy ember prime availability to all those who celebrate!#hoping to get the fiery girl for myself
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