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Wtnv quick rundown - 103 - Ash Beach
Ya know, I think I'm getting really good at doing this, just trimming it to the nice little info bits instead of doing an episode play-by-play like when I started. Sometimes I look back over the other ones I've done and remember all kinds of stuff that gets lost in an episode or that I've just forgotten. Isn't that neat?
We make money the old fashioned way: we chemically convert lead into gold. Welcome to Night Vale.
Ash Beach, the titular place, is a beach that was made in the 1950's out of all the burned books in NV. It is now being reopened with a refurbished boardwalk.
The ash is burning hot and sticks/stains the skin of those who touch it. There are thin-armed humanoid figures with gaping mouths, round glowing eyes filled with square teeth emerging from the ash. They made faint crunching and clicking sounds and shimmer in and out of visibility.
NV citizens Amber Akinyi and Wilson Levy are celebrating their first wedding anniversary at the beach. Seeing the figures causes them both to vividly relive members of times and people they've never actually experienced or known.
Other people that the figures cause to experience false memories include: Frances Donaldson, Tristan Cortez and John Peters (you know, the farmer?)
A huge wave comes out of literally nowhere (this being a desert and all) and washes away all the beach goers things and several beach goers. The old well appears, sucking the water into itself and then disappearing again.
Simone Rigadeau has also been left with a memory. A memory of the world ending in 1983 due to a missile strike. She of course already knew this, but didn't remember it until now. She recalls watching Tim and Trinh on the news reporting it, followed by the image of Huntokar appearing. Simone says that Huntokar is responsible for 'this' and that she (Huntokar) is the destroyer.
Weather: "Faded" by P.O.S
Dark Owl records will be having a signing of Stevie Ray Vaughn's newest album, Beyonce, a cover of Leonard Cohen's best hits where he reads each chord out loud. He doesn't know how he got there and can't hold tangible objects.
There will be a Gun show at the rec centre, first 500 people to buy a ticket will have their government-implanted tracking chips surgically removed for free. 'Gun dealers from all over the United States will be at the show selling handguns and hunting rifles, and telling fantastical stories about a mythical government that would try even in the slightest to regulate gun ownership.'
Hadassah McDaniels and the rest of the dragons seem to have disappeared and witnesses report that they may have been talking to the Distant Prince.
Cecil and Carlos visit Josie on her death bed and Cecil openly acknowledges angels for the first time.
Whatever our truth, Night Vale, you can feel your body, hear my voice, see the sunlight through dissipating ash clouds. I do not know if we are real, but we are alive. We are tangible, feeling, and whole. Stay tuned next for the sound of something trying to dig its way out of your chest.
Proverb: If you're not wearing a denim vest, then this conversation is over.
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lovingly-lightbulbs · 2 years
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OLD WOMAN JOSIE 😭 😭 😭 😭
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realbigpodcastslut · 2 years
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So I've offically started my relisten. And wow the catalog grew a lot since I last checked in.
According to my podcast player it takes around 103 hrs to listen to all regular eps of wtnv (up to ep 217). Assuming I skip most weathers, intros, and ads I'm going to guess that is at least 23 less hours of listening....
That I immediately earn back with 31 hrs of audiobooks (I own hardcover and audiobooks) and I'm gonna guess 10.5 hrs of live shows (90 minutes x 7).
And then maybe some bonus episodes for good measure.
So that's over 5 days of straight listening. Fuck yes.
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HUNTOKAR AND 1983 ARE FUCKING LINKED
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thehenryhiggs · 8 years
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bre’s big ol podcast rec list
heyyy everyone! so @bodhilukes​ asked for podcast recommendations on twitter and @czarrish​ and i immediately jumped on that. i was gonna make this list sometime this month away, and im super excited to do it! this is probably gonna get long so under the cut we go!
COMEDIES:
1. Hello From The Magic Tavern
Updates: Every Monday
Current # Of Eps: 101
General Length Of Eps: 40 mins to an hour
Synopsis: Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal at a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of Foon. He’s still getting a slight wifi signal from the Burger King, so he hosts a weekly podcast with his buddies Chunt (a shapeshifter who normally takes the shape of a badger) and Usidore, a wizard. They interview different creatures from Foon each week as Arnie tries to learn about Foon, while also trying to figure out how to get back home.
Notes: Okay, I have to say it. This is my favorite podcast. I love it to absolute death. It 100% got me into improv comedy and comedy podcasts, to the point where that’s pretty much all I listen to anymore. Arnie, Matt, and Adal are sweethearts and the show is so genuinely funny and interesting. Please give this one a listen.
2. The Adventure Zone
Updates: Every other Thursday
Current # Of Eps: 57
General Length Of Eps: An hour, but there are a few that are two or three.
Synopsis: The McElroys play Dungeons and Dragons. But it’s also so much more than that.
Notes: Okay you all know how much I love this podcast. I love it to death. I’m still only like halfway through it but god it’s amazing and I’m so angry I didn’t start it earlier. All of the characters are amazing and Griffin is truly such an amazing storyteller. It’s so much deeper than you would originally think, and it will make you cry like a baby. Please listen to The Adventure Zone. Holy shit.
3. CoolGames Inc 
Updates: Every Friday
Current # Of Eps: 45, with some CGI Jrs mixed in.
General Length Of Eps: An hour (CGI Jrs are 20 mins)
Synopsis: Polygon’s Nick Robinson and Griffin McElroy take listener suggestions and make video games out of them.
Notes: These are my favorite soft boys, and they are just too funny. Some of the games they come up with are genuinely good games that you’ll be upset don’t actually exist, but most of them are just silly goofs that are guaranteed to make you laugh. This podcast single-handedly got me through last semester, so shoutout to Nick and Griffin for that. You should also check out CoolGames Inc Animated!
4. Improvised Star Trek 
Updates: Every other Monday
Current # Of Eps: 157, with a BUNCH of bonus eps mixed in
General Length Of Eps: About 30 mins for regular eps, 5 mins for bonus
Synopsis: These are the voyages of the starship Sisyphus, Starfleet’s worst crew. Captain Julius Valentine Baxter and his crew, including First Officer Corbomite Hayes, Science Officer Crick Watson, Ensign Laserbear, and Chief Medical Officer Zarlene Zonaldson, just to name a few, get into way too much trouble out in the final frontier.
Notes: I started listening to this because of Matt Young from HFTMT (and because I got super into Trek), but god I fell in love with every single character. Quite a few guests from HFTMT are regulars on IST, and their shenanigans are just amazing. If you love Trek, you’ll love this.
5. Siblings Peculiar 
Updates: Infrequently
Current # Of Eps: 29
General Length Of Eps: 30 mins
Synopsis: Adam and Sarah Peculiar (pronounced Pec-U-lAr) are trying to figure out what happened to their parents, paranormal investigators that suddenly disappeared 10 years ago. They interview conspiracy theorists of all sorts as they try to gain any information they can about their parents’ whereabouts.
Notes: I started listening to this one because of Adal Rifai from HFTMT, and I’m glad I did because he and his sister are so funny together. Their conspiracy theories are so off-the-wall hilarious (there’s a whole episode about Grease being propaganda where they interview the real creator of Grease), although I will say the comedy might not be for everyone as it can veer a little into the offensive (but it’s satire and I personally love it). It’s less frequent now because Sadieh got cast in a tv show, but I still recommend listening to it!
DRAMAS:
1. Welcome to Night Vale 
Updates: Bimonthly, on the 1st and the 15th.
Current # Of Eps: 103
General Length Of Eps: 30 mins
Synopsis: Cecil hosts a radio show in the mysterious town of Night Vale, where abnormal things like Glow Clouds, angels, ominous dog parks, and floating cats are commonplace.
Notes: We’ve all listened to WTNV at this point, right? Or at least heard of it? Besides an old Fringe podcast I used to listen to back in like 2008, this was the first podcast I ever listened to. Cecil’s voice is just incredibly soothing, I find this podcast really helps when I’m super depressed, and I used to stock up on eps specifically for those times. 
2. The Black Tapes/TANIS 
Updates: they used to be weekly but they look pretty infrequent now
Current # Of Eps: TBTP has 24, TANIS has 25, both with several bonus eps mixed in
General Length Of Eps: 30-45 mins
Synopsis: TBTP is about journalists Alex and Nic investigating The Strand Institute’s Richard Strand and his various black tapes that may be evidence of the paranormal. TANIS is the spinoff, where Nic focuses more on real life conspiracy theories as he tries to find the location of the mythical TANIS.
Notes: I’m not gonna lie, I did drop both of these podcasts and I’m not sure if I will pick them back up. But the first season of both were incredible, and @czarrish introduced them to me and they really got me into podcasts. In my opinion they both declined in quality during their second seasons, but that’s just my opinion!
3. The Penumbra Podcast 
Updates: I think it’s on hiatus? But I think it was bi-weekly at one point
Current # Of Eps: 19, with bonuses mixed in
General Length Of Eps: 30-50 mins
Synopsis: The Penumbra is the grandest hotel this side of Nowhere.The series mostly follows Detective Juno Steel trying to solve mysteries, but they’re all stories you recognize told in ways you won’t expect. 
Notes: Again, I’m not gonna lie, I’ve barely listened to this and I really don’t know that much about it. I had to take a lot of the synopsis from the actual one on their website. But the first two episodes were awesome, so I feel confident in recommending it. I think they might be rebooting it?? Idk, you might want to ask @czarrish for more details.
4. Alice Isn’t Dead
Updates: Season one wrapped in Jul 2016 and it’s been on hiatus ever since. edit: s2 is starting soon!
Current # Of Eps: 10
General Length Of Eps: 30 mins
Synopsis: Alice is a truck driver who’s driving across the country in search of her missing wife, who she thought had been dead but now has reason to believe otherwise.
Notes: This is from the creators of WTNV and features the voice of Jasika Nicole, who I know and love from Fringe but also does the voice of Dana on WTNV. It’s spooky but not too much so, and I’ve admittedly only listened to 3 episodes but just like Cecil, Jasika has a wonderfully soothing voice.
MISC:
1. Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men
Updates: Every Monday
Current # Of Eps: 148
General Length Of Eps: An hour
Synopsis: Basically what it says on the tin: two guys explain in detail everything that has happened in the X-Men universe, starting at the very beginning.
Notes: Again I haven’t listened to too much of this, but it’s really fun. I’ve loved X-Men for a while but I always get confused with all the retcons and different verses and stuff, but Jay and Miles do a wonderful job of explaining everything without making it confusing.
2. Terrace House Mafia 
Updates: Infrequently
Current # Of Eps: 14
General Length Of Eps: 10-15 mins
Synopsis: Polygon’s Nick Robinson and his roommate Chad watch Terrace House: Boys & Girls in the City and talk about it. That’s it. But it’s cute as fuck.
Notes: I absolutely love listening to these guys talk about Terrace House because they’re going through the exact same journey that I (and probably everyone) went on when I first watched it. It’s quick and super fun to listen to.
3. The Probe 
Updates: Was weekly, but s1 wrapped in November so it’s been on hiatus
Current # Of Eps: 8
General Length Of Eps: 30 mins
Synopsis: A satirical take on news podcasts, two journalists follow the election at Franklin Delano Roosevelt High School, and learn about the country’s political climate along the way. 
Notes: Again, I started listening to this because Matt Young from HFTMT produced it, but I really enjoyed it beyond that. If you like HFTMT, you’ll recognize a lot of the Chicago-based actors in The Probe. Also I wasn’t exactly sure where to put this so I just put it in MISC cuz it’s like... definitely funny and improvised but also it’s a little serious, maybe? Idk, it’s satire. And it’s great satire.
I’m also gonna include the podcasts that I’m subscribed to but I haven’t actually started listening to yet. They piqued my interest but I just haven’t gotten around to listening to them yet! So here we go: The Bright Sessions, Darkest Night, The Hilarious World of Depression, Hollywood Handbook, Homecoming, Lore, My Brother My Brother And Me, Reply All, The Room Where It’s Happening, Wolf 359, With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus.
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“...in her strapless white gown with ivory piping...ew.”
- Cecil, judging someone elses fashion sense like he has room to talk.
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Cecil “Furry Pants and Sponge Clogs” Palmer has the nerve to critique Tanya’s wedding dress.
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Hearing about Josie’s rapid progression toward death is painful, but Cecil’s open defiance of city law in repeatedly acknowledging the existence of angels salves some of the grief and gives me hope that maybe something good will come of this.
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Go Cecil go! Talk about angels as much as you like! Free your voice! 
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More about 1983 HOLY SHIT Y’ALL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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WHERE IS THIS WATER COMING FROM?!?!
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OH SHIT
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Angry dragons plus an ominous, powerful potential enemy that devours souls equals ???? I’m intrigued.
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How to Make A Leonard Cohen Cover Album Go Platinum: Title it Beyonce. Stevie Ray Vaugn is a genius!
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Wait... so a well popped up, took in all the water, and peaced out? Sure, sounds about right.
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So this beach is either showing people an alternate reality or realities they’ve forgotten.
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