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XPWEW Xtreme Rumble 2020 (4-26-2020)

XPWEW Xtreme Rumble 2020 April 26th 2020 Denver, Colorado Denver Coliseum

SHOW OPENS WITH PYROTECHNICS

We are introduced to tonight’s commentary team of Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds and they run down the card and explain the importance that is the Xtreme Rumble match and it gives the winner a golden ticket to be in the main event of the biggest event in XPWEW history: Lockdown 7 on May 23rd, 2020 in the platinum shimmering city of Dubai on the waterfront now let’s kick it over to James Westerbeck at ringside bell rings

James Westerbeck: The following contest is a TABLES MATCH! The rules of this contest are You must put you opponent through a table!

Joe Gacy enters holding both tag team titles (Commentary explains how this match came to be, When Solomon Nasty appeared plucked from nowhere and wanted to be Joe Gacy’s tag team champion partner despite not impressing Gacy for the last month on Friday Night Pyro and now the ultimate challenge awaits Soloman, Gacy’s favorite matchup. A tables match.

Solomon Nasty enters

Tables Match 1 on 1 M1: Joe Gacy defeats Solomon Nasty

General Manager Romeo Roselli enters and walks down to ringside turns the corner and walks up to the timekeeper and grabs both Tag Team Titles. Gacy looks perplexed and a bit heated.

Romeo Roselli: Joe it’s been 30 days since Brodie Croyle was injured and you were asked at my discretion I’ll admit, you were unable to find a tag team partner so I am going to be stripping you of the XPWEW Tag Team Championships! (Crowd yells)

Gacy: Why.....Why...Where are the articles of confederation when you need them (shuffling trying to grab the belts tucked in Romeo’s left arm)

Romeo: But Joe I’m not leaving you in the dark. As successful and Plagueground was for the past 6 months that era must come to an end, pending injury and inability to find a replacement but Joe. I’m a fair GM. You are in line for these belts, That’s right Joe I’m making you the Number One Contender! BUT I took the liberty upon myself to find you a replacement because since YOU can’t seem to do that. I did it for you. So meet your new tag team partner

Audrey Carbine enters

((Joe Gacy blows the hair out of his face kinda groaning at the thought of Audrey being his new tag team partner))

((Joe Gacy jerks the mic out of Romeo’s hand))

Joe Gacy: THIS? She’s a woman, She’s weak, She’s vulnerable and to me, a wrestler who has applied his craft all over the world!! This is an insult To me and No, No I will

((Audrey Carbine power walks right up to Gacy’s face))

Audrey Carbine: “Shut up Pussy” (crowd ooohs))

Audrey Carbine: “I was a highly ranked official in the American Army for 8 years and I served four tours in iRaq while you sat on your ass playing Modern Warfare (crowd oohs again) I’m not too excited on being your partner myself but I’ve been itching for a fight since I got here and you’ve just been itching for relevancy Joe admit it (crowd oohs) The Tag Team division in xpwew is weak and that’s one trait that I’m not. So you’re either gonna hate me or you’re gonna tolerate me but together we’re gonna be The Death Machines

Joe Gacy: “Audrey, you .....I gotta singles career to focus tonight in the Xtreme Rumble” (crowd reacts mixed)

Backstage Segment: Troy Clausen standing with two unnamed women (just pretty faces to spin the tumbler) Troy Clausen: Ladies tonight my son Champagne Clausen is going to be entering at the number 29 right? Lol yeah we’ll See I hired this other guy named (gibberish)

The Set walks in (Myron, Kotto and Jordan) Jordan: “Woahhh T-Roy Clausen Whatup Dogg Troy: “Vibin’ pimps, Vibin’” Jordan: Myron? Myron: Yessir! Jordan: Tonight is one of them special nights you know cause look at the probability Me, You, Kotto, Ruckus we got 4 chances of winning this whole shit and turning Lockdown to SetDown Kotto: Aha! I mean how they gon’ act when young Kotto Brazil pull up and win the rumble you feel me, I see the hate tho I love it love (The Set all joking around) Jordan:

(((Jacques Dudley waltzes in and just goes straight to picking his number and before he’s about to leave))) Jordan: Oh look who it is, Croissant Dudley LOL you grabbing another number for D-Von (The Set snickering) Jacques: Hmm Nice joke Ellen, You giving away a car next? Jordan: Man Shut your punk ass up before I slap you around in that ring tonight Busta ((Myron and Kotto react to their numbers with a “Meh so so” reaction)) Myron and Kotto: What you got J? What you got? Jordan: ((((I don’t know,,,Nah nah nah Jacques you trade me?)))) Jacques: ppfft trades numbers (((Both open at the same time)) Jacques reacts “WOW Thanks Jordan, see ya out there Jordan: (under his breath: Pfft Fuck outta my face) Myron and Kotto looking over his shoulder Jordan opens up his number ((Myron and Kotto start looking at each other )))( Jordan: Maaaaan this whole shit whack man what damn number he then then? Man shit The Set walks away Tumbler Girl #1: Wow what number did he get? Troy: 4 Tumbler Girl #2: How do you know? Troy: Magic

Jacques Dudley enters

Jordan Oliver enters with Siaka Lexoni

XPWEW Juniorweight Championship 1 on 1 M2: Jordan Oliver def. Jacques Dudley

After one hellacious closing back and forth of reversals Jordan turning Jacquesms spinwill armdrag into a tombstone piledriver for the 1-2-3 and Jordan Oliver is still the xpwew Juniorweight champion

Backstage Segment:

Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam are in their reading their numbers and Slayer walks in with Rosemary and Lotus

Troy: Not gonna speak Slayer Slayer: looks at Troy and leaves

Leonard McGraw enters bumping Slayer’s shoulder intentionally Leonard: Is something funny? Garrett: Yeah as a matter of fact it is, Look at you walking in here lookin bloody ridiculous with that stupid hat Leonard: You don’t like my hat? Garrett: Well quite frankly Leo its a bit worn out it looks like a damn travesty, What is that a fish hook? You are one putrid Longfellow Leonard: I like to fish. I like to hunt. I like Wayne Newton. Is that a problem? Garrett: I don’t care what you do in your spare time living in a trailer park Leonard: Garrett Thompson you big sum bitch. I said I like to hunt. I don’t play games. You are game. You, Ethan Bustass over there you’re game. Y’all some bucks to me. 10 pointer and he’s bout a 4 pointer. I’m looking for ya out there in the rumble and I’m taking your sorry ass out of misery because it’s open season on the xpwew locker room and I’m fixing to cook something to eat. Now Garrett what’s so funny....... Leonard and Garrett lock eyes ((Garrett walks away)) ((Leonard McGraw grabs a number and winks at the tumbler girls) Leonard: Now What the fuck we got going on, Are any good numbers left Stretch? Troy: Gotta be something Leonard Leonard: Ah shit ima just dig down in the bottom and grab two of these here and let you pretty ladies pick one of em’ which one darling? ((Tumbler Girl #2 picks the left)) Leonard: “Oh sweet Jesus this better be a good one. If it’s bout 25 I’ll kiss ya on the lips let me see ((Opens number) Leonard: Fuck! Godamnit to hell. (Leonard locks the number back up and throws it back in the tumbler) (Leonard storms off) Troy looks pissed he ruined the sanctity of this rumble

Brutus The Barber Beefcake enters with a staff worker pushing the chair and barber shop utensils down to ringside

James Westerbeck: The following contest is for the xpwew women’s championship and it will be contested in a Hair Match The winner of this match will shave the loser’s hair bald

Prisiclla Kelly enters

Kiera Hogan with Brian Lee enters

XPWEW World Women’s Championship Hair vs Hair 1 on 1 M3: Prisiclla Kelly defeats Kiera Hogan

AND NEW!!!!! Xpwew Women’s Champion Prisiclla Kelly!

After the match Brian Lee tries to grab Kiera and escape but Priscilla is able to rub him down and grab the kendo stick used against her earlier in the match and whack Brian Lee at the knees then repeatedly whack him across the back until he pleas up the ramp

Brutus The Barber Beefcake secures Kiera Hogan at ringside who’s kicking and screaming to squirm her way out of this Prisiclla taunts with Brutus’ shears and then cuts a huge chunk of Kiera’s weave The Prisiclla takes her time cutting big chunks with small scissors for a while (((Is Kiera Hogan crying?))) Prisiclla then takes the heavy duty hair clippers and does a streak down the middle of Kiera’s head and we now see scalp of the former women’s champ ((Kiera screaming)) Prisiclla then quickly keeps going over and over until Kiera is left bald

Priscilla grabs her title and laughs up the ramp

Brutus let’s Kiera go Kiera is sobbing uncontrollably and doing a fit at ringside and during her rage she grabs a hold of Nick Simmonds shirt and says “This is your fa-ha ha ha hault”

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We swing it back to commentary and Kaitlyn Khaos reviews what we’ve seen tonight from Joe Gacy being stripped of the tag team titles and Audrey Carbine being appointed by GM Romeo Roselli as his new partner then we seen Jordan Oliver and Jacques Dudley tear the house down and we just witness Kiera Hogan being humiliated by Prisiclla Kelly as she lost her title then was shaved BALD and coming up next to world heavyweight champion Golden Bryce just has one more hurdle to cross and he will be going into Lockdown for the 2nd year in a row as world champion

VIDEO PACKAGE : All Man vs Golden Bryce feud history

All Man with All Woman enters

Golden Bryce enters

XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship 1 on 1 M4: Golden Bryce (c) defeats All Man w/ All Woman

((All Man put up a fight and didn’t come across as weak as he did during their Flirting With Disaster PPV match last February the match ended when All Man had to match in his favor but when on the to rope looking for a Super-Plex he hyperextended his leg and landed on the ropes completely falling crotch first between the ropes (he oddly backed himself up to about the middle). All Man stood straddling the ropes with his crotch there long enough for Bryce to regain composure jump off the top rope and hit a very very awkward crooked version of the 6 rings. All Man gets untangled in the ropes and Bryce gets up yanks him out the ropes and pins him 1-2-3 Odd finish, Unique finish but the crowd really was expecting a kick out so the response was delayed. Just a weird match

AND STILL XPWEW WORLD CHAMPION: GOLDEN BRYCE

M5: Ruckus wins XPWEW 2020 Xtreme Rumble Match

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XPWEW All Or Nothing 2020 (7-26-2020)

Date: Sunday July 26th, 2020 Location: The Barracks in Los Angeles, California Channel: FITE TV pay-per-view stream

(Theatrical trailer intro recapping Ruckus' title reign into the introduction of Jake Awesome into THE SET and their beatdowns on All Man, All Woman, Alveno La Flare, Golden Bryce then lastly Leonard McGraw and shows where Leonard threw a steel chair tht Ruckus' hit him with earlier in the night and throwing it through The Set's limousine windshield to Leonard defeating Bryce on the July 17th, 2020 episode of Friday Night Pyro where he challenged Ruckus to a 60 minute Ironman match for the XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship. It truly is All or Nothing for McGraw and Ruckus)

Our commentary team for the night is Kaitlyn Khaos as always joined by Nick Simmonds. Kailtyn says: "Tonight at XPWEW All or Nothing we will determining who is the 2020 Mr. Case Your Luck, Priscilla Kelly defends her title against her long rival Doxy Deity but this time will Doxy's new friendship with ABA Women's Champion Thunder Rosa prove the difference maker? Nick Simmonds then adds: "We also will see a guaranteed new tag team champions after the All Man and All Woman had to unfortunately relinquish thos titles 2 weeks ago however As well as the 1st ever women's Case Your Luck ladder match will take place right now!"

- Lotus enters - Genevalisse enters - Kiera Hogan enters with 911 Brian Lee - The Set's Chrissy Rivera enters with Siaka Lexoni

The 1st ever Women's CASE YOUR LUCK Ladder Match M1: Lotus def. Chrissy Rivera, Genevalisse & Kiera Hogan (The Set's Chrissy Rivera was inches away from capturing the briefcase but after a muay thai kick to the skull multiple times 10 foot high upon the ladder from Lotus, Chrissy hits the ropes and Lexoni is enraged at ringside trying to wake her up but it's too late as Lotus unhinges the Case Your Luck briefcase and she is the first ever woman to hold the CYL!) After the match: James Westerbeck: "Congratulations Lotus you are the very first woman to be Mrs. Case Your Luck: Lotus: Thank you for correctly addressing my preferred pronoun James, I've never been the type to mince words I think you all know that (laughs) So I'm also not the type to waste my time. I am going to cash in my Case Your Luck opportunity at Heatwave." James: Wow! What a breaking news headline! You heard it here first Lotus will cash in her Case Your Luck privilege at the XPWEW 2020 Heatwave pay-per-view (Lotus walks up the ramp but has a bit of a "moment" "staredown" with Chrissy Rivera and Siaka Lexoni as she makes her way up the ramp)

Parking Lot Area: (With a fixed windshield Leonard chaired 2 nights ago The Set's Limousine pulls up outside and the door opens and we see blunt smoke cloud the air, Out the smoke enters XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome followed by Myron Reed, Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil & XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Ruckus all dripping swagger and confidence. "The Set has arrived". General Manager Troy Clausen crosses paths with them. Troy: "Good luck tonight gentlemen" The Set: (collectively do the bow to Clausen, except Ruckus who doesn't even acknowledge Troy)

- Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil enter with Jake Awesome & Siaka Lexoni - Death Machine Audrey Carbine enters - Death Machine Joe Gacy enters

VACANT XPWEW Tag Team Championships on the line (Reminder: All Man & All Woman forfeited these titles on the July 10th episode of Friday Night Pyro due to injury when Jake Awesome promised The Set those belts he took matters into his own hands by awesome bomb-ing All Man off the stage, Production airs a replay of the attack and when the camera shows Jake Awesome he smiles at his dirty deed) M2: Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil def. The Death Machines (Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine)

- During the match referee Mike Chioda ejects Siaka Lexoni and Jake Awesome for causing too much distraction The match ends when a double team effort from The Set pins Audrey Carbine for the 1-2-3 and The Set have captured their 1st tag team titles (After the match: The Set celebrates the title win at the stage ramp (except Ruckus) ) - Left in the ring after The Set's music goes off Joe Gacy helps pick up a downed Audrey Carbine in the middle of the ring and it looks like their finally gonna be friends after having such a topsy-turvy relationship as a team since they were paired together in April by then GM Romeo Roselli, Gacy helps her up, dusts her off with a smile. Carbine holding her neck in pain, Gacy smiles then hocks a loogie and spits right in Carbine's face to which she explodes in anger and they both start throwing forearms at each other which makes the crowd break out into a "Fight Forever" chant. This segmen fades to black after Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine club each other with stiff forearms.

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- Doxy Deity enters with Thunder Rosa - XPWEW Women's Champion: Priscilla Kelly enters (Kaitlyn Khoas points out as of today Priscilla Kelly has held that Women's Title for exactly 3 months when she defeated Kiera Hogan at the 2020 Xtreme Rumble)

XPWEW Women's Championship M3: Priscilla Kelly def. Doxy Deity (w/ ABA Women's Champion: Thunder Rosa)

After the match: Mrs. Case Your Luck Lotus comes out and acts like she is about to cash in her briefcase and then sees Priscilla hype herself up and then Lotus slides out of the ring and it was just a faux cash in attempt: As Lotus walks backward up the ramp down comes The Set's Chrissy Rivera who blindsides Lotus and kicks her while she's down. Chrissy then goes to hit Lotus' with the briefcase but Lotus backdrops Rivera over the guardrail and smoothly snags the case handle out of Rivera's hand mid-air and Lotus walks away. We then see Priscilla Kelly clutching her title then a camera shot of Doxy Deity screaming in frustration with Thunder Rosa trying to calm her down

- Golden Bryce enters - "The Marauder" Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon - Alveno La Flare enters - Garrett Thompson enters - Champagne Clausen enters - Jake Awesome and Jordan Oliver enter together - Romeo Roselli enters

8 Man CASE YOUR LUCK Ladder Match M4: Romeo Roselli def. Jake Awesome, Golden Bryce, Jordan Oliver. Alveno La Flare, Champagne Clausen, Simon Gotch & Garrett Thompson

(During the match it looked like Jake Awesome was atop the ladder and was going to let Jordan Oliver capture it but All Woman came out from under the ring and low blowed Jordan Oliver knocking him down, Jake then discombobulated looks around to see down below All Man run in with his halo neck brace but All Man shoves the ladder over and Jake falls and crashes through a ladder propped between the guardrail and the apron and breaks the ladder in half on his fall. All Man then rips off the halo neck brace, he's no longer injured WHAT A MOMENT)

(The match ends with Romeo and Garrett the final two on the ladder and Romeo hanging from the case with his legs dangling, GT goes for his patented elbow smash and it connects but Romeo eats the blow and still hangs on, Garrett tries to adjust his stance atop the ladder but Romeo dangling has the wherewithal to unhook the briefcase and fall to the canvas at the 2020 Mr. Case Your Luck!!!!!)

(Jake Awesome is furious with veins popping out of his forehead as the camera fades to black)

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- Ethan Bedlam enters - Awesome Bomb Academy Champion El Demonio enters

1 on 1 Exhibition Match M5: El Demonio def. Ethan Bedlam in under 2 minutes

- Leonard McGraw enters - Ruckus enters with Siaka Lexoni

XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship 1 on 1 60 minute IRONMAN MATCH Ruckus (w/ Siaka Lexoni) def. Leonard McGraw [Final Score: 2-1]

(Ruckus dominated the first 12 minutes of the match and picked up the first fall with 48 minutes remaining with The Bankroll making it ONE to NOTHING) (The match was a back and forth and Ruckus captured his 2nd fall with 25 minutes remaining making it TWO to NOTHING)

(Interference from Jordan Oliver hits Leonard with the title Ruckus goes for the cover but McGraw kicks out and stays alive; Referee Kevin Madrox ejects Jordan Oliver but bends a bit and lets Siaka Lexoni stay after a moment of pleading and begging)

(Leonard started gaining momentum but time was not on his side he was able to connect a tiresome Clothesline Lariat and pin Ruckus for the 1-2-3 with 11 minutes remaining making the score Leonard: 1 Ruckus: 2)

(Leonard keeps going for pin attempt after pin attempt but Ruckus somehow kicks out and with less than a minute McGraw hits a super fallaway slam off the top rope and goes for a pinfall and Ruckus kicks out with 19 seconds left on the clock, Leonard just lays there tired and fatigues and lets the clock expire as they both lay their tired. The clock expires with both men worn out in the middle of the ring.)

"And STILL the XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion RUCKUS!"

(The Set comes out (Jake Awesome, Jordan Oliver, Chrissy Rivera, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) and they help Ruckus get back to his feet and McGraw just sits in the corner turnbuckle looking like he just went through hell. The Set assist Ruckus out of the ring as they celebrate yet another PPV win for their leader.) Show Ends

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (6-5-2020)

Episode: 429 June 5th, 2020 The Barracks Los Angeles, California

Opening Segment: Ruckus and The Set come out and Ruckus cuts a classic braggadocios promo “Yes I hold the strap, Yes I am the champ but brother I am bad and they know I’m bad” ((Ruckus word for word cuts a Dusty Rhodes world champion promo from 1979 with those words) Ruckus: Boys I’ve got word that we now have our own satin jacket on pro wrestling tees dot com graphic on screen appears Kotto: Ooh that’s nice Myron: that’s hot, that’s hot that’s a hot piece Jordan: fye Ruckus: but I...

Alveno La Flare enters Ruckus: boys, it’s cool it’s cool, let him in the ring, Let young Alveno LaFlare In here that’s what’s up. Ruckus to Alveno: Alveno I know that Silver Bryce himself is your cousin but that don’t mean you can accept my acquisition . I am asking you, to try on this prototype jacket for The Set, go head try it on, this shit clean as fuck bro try it on.

Alveno tries on the jacket Ruckus: Do you wanna be in The Set Alveno? *crowd urges a muffled mixed reaction Alveno: Seeing I’ve been competing here on Pyro for several months, I’ve had some wins, I’ve had some losses Siaka: I know that’s right you 4-9 sksksksksk Alveno: Then YES I will join The Set, now the beef between you and Bryce is just that! It’s between YOU and Bryce, but If I can be a winner, then damn it I’m not gonna miss the chance to be a winner Ruckus: Ok ok ok I respect your tenacity now you gotta prove you a winner and beat a few losers, I done got GM Troy Clausen to SET this up earlier so let’s see what you got:

Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam enter

M1: Alveno La Flare & Jordan Oliver defeat Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam

After the match Golden Bryce storms down and asks Alveno, you just signed on with the devil, what’s wrong with you? The Set attacks Bryce from behind until Masato Tanaka comes down for the save, Tanaka and Bryce start fending off The Set noticeably as a well oiled machine and when they both clear the ring, Bryce teases like he’s gonna nail Masato Tanaka with the 6 rings but as Tanaka turns around slowly, he hesitated and stops what he almost contemplated, Tanaka notices this and slides backwards out of the ring and they share a cold stare as Tanaka walks backward up the ramp and Bryce tries to heal up before his LD7 rematch tonight, is there disintegration between Bryce and his mentor Tanaka?

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Backstage James Westerbeck asks Alveno La Flare “What made you join The Set tonight? Alveno responds If you can’t beat em I mean you gotta join em

Women’s Devil’s Playhouse Qualifying Match

M2: Doxy Deity defeats Rosemary with a roll up After the match: Priscilla comes down and hits Doxy with her title and cuts a scathing promo on her, I’m the dominant female of Xtreme and inside the Devil’s Playhouse I’m gonna feel right at home

Kiera Hogan runs in the ring and smashes a birthday cake in the face of the women’s champ Prisiclla Kelly who turned 23 today, Priscilla licks the icing

All Man and All Woman are looking are debating wedding fonts for the invitations with Romeo Roselli, Joe Gacy waltzes in and sits “cool guy” style spinning the chair around before popping a squat “All Woman, All Man sitting on a tree, K i s s i n g, first comes love then comes marriage then comes the death machines armed with perish.

All Man: that was really good up until the end you know that, my fiancé is going to beat Audrey Carbine tonight and next week, I would challenge you but I’m busy you know I got this wedding to plan and do, but so help me if you wanna ruin my moment I’ll drop you where you stand. Joe Gacy: Hey! It’s your wedding! It’s your funeral lol you know, you wanna have a wedding ceremony inside a pro wrestling ring....then accept the potential consequence. I’ll be there, but I’ll be there with a gift. I just came here to say you have nothing to worry about. Congratulations Gacy walks away

Men’s Devil’s Playhouse Qualifying Match M3: Kotto Brazil defeats The Marauder Simon Gotch (with Mandy Leon)

Kotto gets Gotch in a very good match as The Set now adds another member to the fray!

Inside the GM office of Troy Clausen is Simon Gotch and Mandy Leon busting through the door, Gotch: Mister Clausen at the rumble I eliminated you’re son and since then what have you done for me Troy: Well you lost the match Mandy Leon: We were promised titles Troy: Titles are earned Mandy, you know the tag titles are Intergender now maybe find some ring gear? Hmm!

Champagne enters Champagne: (to Troy) I’m noticing all the Set seemingly keeps getting these qualifiers for the playhouse Troy: And? Champagne: I think your in cahoots Troy: Oh is it not fair? Curtis? Is it not fair? You of all people? Former world champion??? Or so I’m told I mean I don’t remember your reign personally but I’ve heard once upon a time your were world champion so like a champion you should suck it up and move on, maybe a make a friend, get some help, your gonna need it

All Man joins commentary and winces at every “rough spot” because who doesn’t want All Woman to have too many bruises at the wedding next week

Street Fight M4: All Woman defeats Audrey Carbine with a roll up, Gacy comes down and gets All Woman in a powerbomb position

All Man crawls in to make the save but just gets on his knees pleading “Not before the wedding, don’t, dont, Audrey Carbine grabs the mic: You get your little wedding but at the devils playhouse we get our titles and we get to pick the stipulation All man: fine fine Gacy just drops All Woman kinda lightly and Death Machines walk up the ramp, Romeo Roselli passes by them and check on All Woman who gets up quick, she’s fine and the tag champs look strong as they tie the knot next week

Leonard McGraw enters

Jake Awesome enters

XPWEW International Title on the line! M5: Jake Awesome defeats Leonard McGraw after a very back and forth match with many close calls, after the match Referee Kevin Madrox replays the footage where it looked like Leonard got his arm up before the 3 count, Awesome ignores the footage “He lost, he lost, you can’t challenge the play it’s pro wrestling”

Leonard “get back here you big sum bitch, Troy Clausen if you’re watching, I deserve a god damn rematch”

Crowd cheers for McGraw (he’s BIG over)

Guest referee Masato Tanaka enters

Golden Bryce enters

Ruckus enters with Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera and the newest member of The Set: he joined at the beginning of the show one Alveno La Flare who is actually the blood cousin of Golden Bryce

Lockdown 7 Rematch 1 on 1 XPWEW World Heavyweight Title on the line!

If Golden Bryce loses he can no longer challenge for the XPWEW World Title for as long as the current reign of Ruckus lasts

Special Guest Referee: Masato Tanaka

Ruckus defeats Golden Bryce

Bryce starts complaining saying Masato did a fast count, kinda true it was a little on the fast side but the match had many 2 count close calls anyway

5 STAR MATCH! After the match: The Set celebrates as until Alveno La Flare dropkicks everyone with a flurry of kicks and lastly Ruckus is left he runs with the titles trying to hit Alveno, Alveno does a split, avoids the shot and hits Ruckus with his own finisher: The Bankroll (huge pop for that)

Alveno holds up the world title and says “Fuck the set” I wanna be champion

Siaka grabs the mic : Boy you! Ruckus snatched mic from Lexoni: You sneaky nigga, You scary nigga you done fucked up but that’s ok, that’s ok blood, you wanna fuck with me, you wanna fuck with The Set? Remember that casket I came out of and put your cousin in at the biggest event of year a few weeks ago? Yeah? You do? Well how bout this! I’ll defend my title against You Alveno! In a casket match, and I’ll stomp you out and bury that lil career you tryna spark nigga, end Yo shit

Alveno: I accept!!!!

Show ends

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XPWEW LOCKDOWN 7 (5-23-2020)

XPWEW LOCKDOWN 7 Date: May 23rd, 2020 Location: Rashid Stadium in Dubai, United Arab Emirates Attendance: 38,444 Weather: Sunny near 100 degree temps with lows of 88 Network: FITE TV streaming media $39.99 Running Time: 3 hours & 40 minutes Theme Song(s): "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd, "Come And Get It" by I Prevail

The show starts with a video highlight package of the 6 previous Lockdown events. The footage is narrated by the gravy grizzled voice of Masato Tanaka Clips include: Jake vs Jacques at LD4, Slayer vs Chris Johnson at LD3, Ledge vs The Rock at LD1, Kanye West vs Xtreme Giant LD2, Jake winning the title at LD5, Bryce sitting at the ramp after his loss at LD6

Narration: voiced by Masato Tanaka: Tonight. Lockdown 7. Some rise. Some fall. Man is flawed, Humanity is in peril but when family is all you have. Do you have willpower? Do you have grit? Do you have the energy? How much energy can you tap into to? Make yourself famous. Go big. or Go home.

Shreya Ghoshal performs the “Ishy Bilady” ‘United Arab Emirates 🇦🇪 National Anthem to a chorus of huge fireworks of Red, Green and White embracing the colors of the UAE flag as they rain down majestically over Rashid Stadium gleaming in the orange sunset over the water. Huge pyro over the stadium and even fireworks burst at the tallest building in the world the Burj Khalifa as "Lockdown VII" paints the skyline

A video highlight package is played using the theme song “Blinding Lights by The Weekend” as it touches on Jake vs Slayer, Death Machines vs All Man & All Woman, McGraw vs GT, Jacques vs Jordan, Champagne vs Troy, Doxy vs Prisiclla vs Kiera and then lastly the music changes to serious symphony music as it recaps Ruckus vs Golden Bryce and how important this shot at Lockdown redemption is so important for Bryce and how Ruckus coming out of the trap house to the winning the 2020 Xtreme Rumble is just as important”

We are shown the Lockdown 7 stage and a huge pyrotechnic display is set off as we are introduced to our commentary team for tonight dressed ever so dapper. Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds are joined by XPWEW Legend Joey Styles as they introduce us to Lockdown 7: The biggest event in XPWEW history!

Leonard McGraw enters (crowd cheers)

Leonard enters first to a great reaction from the Dubai crowd, Leonard aggressively walks out from the curtain to the huge stage and with a cold thousand mile stare peers with intensity looking through the camera at you at home as he makes thundering steps towards the ring. McGraw is all business avoiding contact from the fans reaching for a high five. McGraw steps in the ring and then runs the ropes hard as he waits for the match against GT that he's been salivating over since February when this rivalry began when Garrett and his partner Ethan Bedlam would attempt to break the arm of McGraw so after many games of cat and mouse it comes to a head tonight. Leonard made his Lockdown debut last year in a win over Jacques Dudley

Garrett Thompson enters (crowd boos) Garrett enters with pyro rain effect behind him as he stands still only to bust out with a burst of energy as he knocks the entrance coat off his shoulders to the ground as he makes a intense long walk to the ring for his 4th match in Lockdown history. It was in 2011 he lost a 3 way between Ruckus and Eddie Edwards, 2012 he would lose in the main event between Jake, Slayer & Chris Johnson and just last year him and Eddie Edwards came up short to the legendary team of Takanaka

Referee Johnathan Chambers has been assigned this match

<<Early on before the ring of the bell Garrett hesitates to even step in the ring because of how intense McGraw is acting jumping and running the ropes like a madman. Referee Johnathan Chambers tries to get McGraw to settle down but McGraw runs around him the GT runs around the ring which becomes a chase, they make 2 laps around the ring, McGraw changes direction and then they both run opposite directions in the ring to which McGraw hits Garrett with a classic Lou Thesz Press and gets some closed fists in as the bell rings. The opening contest is underway. Garrett slows the pace with a sleeper hold to which McGraw slams him into each corner turnbuckles which culminates in Thompson catching himself onto the final post and hitting a huge moonsault which McGraw catches the big man mid-air and hits a devastating pile driver that looked quite dangerous. McGraw stomps a mud hole of Garrett in the corner and gives the middle fingers as a huge tribute to someone familiar? Garrett mounts a comeback when he hits a fallaway slam on McGraw that sends him over the top rope. Garrett jumps off the top rope to the floor and connects a double axe handle and eagerness gets the best of him as he attempts it a second time but McGraw catches him with a devastating lariat-o in mid air that damn near takes Garrett's head off. McGraw gets behind GT and lifts him in a Doomsday Device/Electric Chair position, gets a run and go and hoists him into the front row to which Leonard backs up, and gets a run and go off all 3 commentary desks and goes for a Clothesline From Hell over the barricade onto GT standing dazed in the crowd but in a flash Garrett hits "THE GT!!!" Garrett hits the elbow finisher on a raging bull McGraw and is able to drag him over the guardrail and into the ring but it is only good for a 2 count. Garrett hits Wasteland once rolls him up Samoan Drop style by rolling him right up for another and connects against. Attempts a pin-fall but only gets a close 2 count. Garrett feeling desperate goes up top rope for a moonsault and McGraw lying down below moves away in the knick of time to grab both legs quickly and apply a Boston Crab. Garrett fights away the submission but ultimately after McGraw clenches it in for nearly a whole minute, unable to find the ropes Garrett submits>>

1 on 1 M1: Leonard McGraw defeats Garrett Thompson

Video package airs of Jake Awesome's new series "Captain Falcon" with Jaden Smith and Ron Pearlman now streaming on Netflix! Right now!

Backstage, James Westerbeck interviews Ruckus w/ The Set behind him hyping him up and getting him loose and gassing him up for the biggest match of his career tonight. James: Ruckus, tonight is easily the biggest match of your career, How has your game plan altered since The Set will not be allowed at ringside? Ruckus: Are you serious? The Set grabs Westerbeck by the collar and shoves him out Lexoni: What a dumbass nigga Ruckus: I'm a man who stands ten toes down at all times. The Set is the squad but I can handle that pussy ass bitch myself tonight, thank you very much. drops mic

The Devil's Playhouse pay-per-view promo June 28th, 2020 streaming on FITE TV for the low, low price of $19.99 use the promo code DEVIL to get 10 percent off right now

Referee Xavier Beckham has been assigned this next match

Jacques Dudley enters (crowd cheers) (Press box you see his protegé Alveno La Flare watching intently knowing this match could have been his spot however Jacques defeated him for this opportunity two week's ago on Friday Night Pyro)

XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver enters (crowd boos) (accompanied by The Set: Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Chrissy Rivera)

James Westerbeck is set to announce both men's names while they stand across from one another in the ring...

Well. Well. Well. (crowd pops) Joel Gertner enters It is I. Joel, from Shanghai to Dubai the ladies unzip my fly to see my third eye. Last name Rivera. First name Chrissy. Missy do you speak carny? Gizzy on your Knizzys and Gargale Mizzy Lockdown Seven, Jordan Oliver how old are you? Eleven? Yo yo yo Kotto, No homo but you look like bozo had sex with hot cocoa. Joel, all these years later still HARDER than the tree that hit Sonny Bono. but Myron Reed, Can you read? I saw your child on I-G but if you ask me that looks more like Jordan Oliver's seed. The Set wants a rep? Bet? You guys aren't even a threat cause none of you can grow a set. Gertner!

<<bell rings. Jacques and Jordan both high rank skilled in the quick pace, catch-as-catch-can department. Oliver and Dudley is truly a game of the veteran and the young cocky kid as they trade holds, lots of monkey flips, hip tosses and under-throws as the match quickly becomes a game of speed which evolves into a sprint of "can you top this?" offensive display. Ultimately The Set's Myron Reed would make his presence known as he aborts a Jacques 630 splash that could have potentially won the match, moments later when Jacques would have the upper hand he instead opts to crash onto a prone Oliver in the ring, chooses to 630 splash onto all of Reed, Brazil and even Chrissy Rivera outside. Oliver hits a wicked buckle bomb on Jacques on the outside that hits the corner ring post. Oliver then hits a version of the 6-1-9 but Jacques moves and Jordan busts his kneecaps on the steel posts. Myron shoves Jacques's lifeless into the ring, then Myron and Chrissy help Oliver to his feet to avoid a countout, with ref Xavier Beckham distracted Kotto Brazil has possesion of the Juniorweight title and hits Jacques in the back of the head knocking him out but in the corner of his eye Beckham catches the illegal shot and then points his finger at Kotto, Kotto pleads for mercy, Myron and Chrissy jump on the apron also pleading with the ref. After the crowd gets sucked in to the moment, Oliver tries to plead as well. Xavier then rejects THE SET from ringside as they all sigh in anger and hopelessness. Jacques hits a big boot, hits a triangle dropkick on Oliver. Jacques teases going to the top rope. Jacques hits the 630 for the close 2 count. Jacques goes to the apron lunging towards Oliver who hits his finisher "The Clout Cutter" mid kip-up to an amazing pop from the crowd. Oliver hooks the leg with swift speed for the 1-2-3 and STILL the XPWEW Juniorweight Champion: Jordan Oliver because he's young, he's dumb and he reps The Set

XPWEW Juniorweight Championship 1 on 1 M2: Jordan Oliver (c) defeats Jacques Dudley

Myron, Kotto and Chrissy come back and help Oliver up the ramp as he retains. Jordan lifts the title triumphantly as he wins his Lockdown debut

Backstage, All Man and All Woman are doing pre-match workouts like jumping jacks and running in place. All Woman: This is the biggest event of the year and crazy but memorable things will happen tonight All Man: Like us winning the XPWEW Tag Team Championships AND making history by doing it for the first time ever as a man/woman duo All Woman: Well I meant like the weird stuff (Al Snow & Steve Blackman pan into the camera) Al Snow: I have a prediction as AL "The Psychic" Snow ofcourse...Steve..Steve...do the fourth wall thing we rehearsed man that's the punchline Steve Blackman: exhales I'm not dancing to Ke$ha...(looks at camera) winks Al Snow: rubbing magic 8 ball Tonight a woman will win a title typically held by men All Man: Jordan Oliver was already the champion? All Woman: What? All Man: Nevermind, nevermind. Bird chest..thing, I don't nevermind All Man: Al! Do you do questions? Al Snow: Well sure All Man, what is it? All Man: Will I make a Lockdown moment tonight, like a moment that will last forever Al Snow: reading...reading..analyzing....Yes! Yes! All Man tonight will be the best night of your life All Woman: hmmm.... All Man:...well worth a shot

Referee Kevin Madrox is assigned this next match

Troy Clausen enters in a baby blue 2021 Bugatti Chiron Super Sport Car to the song "Bugatti" by Future (smoke pyrotechnics. car drives slow)

Champagne Clausen enters on a camel being walked by two arabian females only wearing underwear and a hajib

Freight Train lags behind and gets a hug from said arabian girls from Champagne's entrance. Champagne rolls his eyes.

<<Troy tackles Champagne and rains down punches and applies a rare MMA-esque Rear Naked Choke on Champagne that clearly surprised him but Champagne is able to crawl to the turnbuckle and ram Troy's head into the bottom turnbuckle over and over, undoing the bottom turnbuckle exposing the metal and pressing Troy's face up against it. Champagne then searches for plunder underneath the ring and finds a bag of what is presumably thumb tacks, a cookie sheet, duct tape, a steel chair and a kendo stick. Champagne then whacks Troy over and over with the kendo stick as Freight Train winces outside. "This one is for you!" and Troy hits a low blow. Troy sets up the chair in a sitting position irish-whipping Champagne into it, sitting him on it proper in the corner. Troy then grabs the duct tape and wraps it around Champagne's torso taping him to the chair, Troy let's Freight Train continue to wrap the tape. Freight then grabs a long piece for Champagne's mouth but Troy says to wait and grabs the bag of thumb tacks, shoves the tacks down Champagne's mouth and then tapes over his mouth for a gruesome spot. Champagne then grabs the chair to the middle of the ring. Grabs the cookie sheet and nails him over the head knocking Champagne backwards. Troy then goes to the top rope and makes what appears to be a Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka tribute as he leaps and hits a diving crossbody onto Champagne still taped to the chair, with duct-taped tacks in his mouth. The big crossbody breaks the tape off. Champagne recovers first and yanks the tape off and then walks over the apron and spits the tacks in the face of Freight Train who is temporary blinded by that assault. Champagne whacks Freight Train with the kendo stick in the face that bloodies Train, Champagne punches Train over and over at the commentary table leaving blood all over the Indian announce table. Troy in the background quietly goes to the top rope and does another crossbody, this time from the top rope to the commentary table down below, Champagne runs out the scene quick and Troy crashes and burns and big splashes Freight Train through the table and Joey Styles is going crazy the 65 year old Troy Clausen just took that crazy bump from the top rope down to the Indian commentary desk. Champagne then looks under the ring and finds a table and shoves it in the ring and sets it up. Champagne drags life-less Troy from outside to the ring. and has Troy on his shoulders for The Chardonnay but from the back appears Regina Clausen who makes her first appearance since Champagne shoved her in the Clausen-Mobile back in December and pushed her off the Friday Night Pyro set. She comes in and uses mace and sprays it in Champagne's face, blinded but not downed Champagne snatches her up and hits a spinebuster on her through the table. Troy latches on a sleeper hold from behind, still blinded Champagne tries not to fade away, he blindly reaches for the nearby ropes once he finds them, he grabs a tight grip of the top rope and back kicks Troy right square in the groin. Wiping his eyes from the mace. Champagne does a cocky pin on Troy and gets the 1-2-3. Son outdoes Father in this hardcore war>>

No Holds Barred 1 on 1 M3: Champagne Clausen defeats Troy Clausen

Kaitlyn Khaos, Nick Simmonds and Joey Styles announce that tonight's Lockdown 7 event in Rashid Stadium has brought out 38,444 fans in Dubai. A skyline shot of the city is shown.

Kevin Madrox is assigned this match

The Death Machines enter Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine walk at different paces because they aren't a well oiled machine of a team quite like they're opponents tonight for the Vacant XPWEW Tag Titles

All Man & All Woman enter in unison with quart cartoons of milk and matching red chain mails as they cheers together and we are introduced to "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner making his first public appearance since his hospitalization last February

<<"Loud" All Woman chants fill the stadium to capacity to start off. Carbine pie faces Woman during a face-off then a fired up and fed-up All Woman fires up which she's really yet to do and the crowd pops because they like seeing Carbine get her butt kicked by a female competitor for a change. All Man big back body drop on Gacy. Gacy tosses Man out of the ring with some help from Carbine. Gacy whips All Man into the steel steps then slams his head repetitively on the remains of the indian commentary desk that was destroyed in the previous match. Carbine sweeps the leg and sambo slams All Man, Woman tries to intervene but Referee Kevin Madrox stops her to keep order. Carbine double suplexes All Man and All Woman and shows off her super human former marine strength. Gacy hits a spinebuster on All Man on the apron and All Man sells it like he just had all the wind knocked out of him when he comically falls off like a 2 x 4 board. Carbine locks in the Art of Ballistics armbar on All Man, Gacy goes to throw a punch, All Man ducks, but Gacy stops before accidentally hitting Carbine. All Man hulks up and hoists up the 300 pounder Gacy with a gordbuster. Carbine locks the figure four leg lock between the turbuckle on All Woman and Madrox tries to break the hold, even threatens to call a DQ. Carbine obliges then kicks All Woman violently in the head after. Carbine chest bumps Gacy as a sign of disrespect. Carbine lands body shots on All Woman and drops her with one to the gut. The crowd is going nuts for this match because they really like All Woman and really detest Carbine. All Woman powers back kicks Carbine and goes for an armbar on her for a change. Carbine knows her hold and how to block it but All Woman adjusts, Carbine then resorts to cheat tactics by raking her eyes to escape. All Woman recovers lands a knee and a DDT on Carbine. She goes for a pin, but only gets a one count. All Man yanks Carbine out of the ring hard. Gacy steps in and makes the save, Gacy and Carbine start to face off, Fans eat it up. Gacy hawks a lougie and spits nastily in Carbine's face and she lands combos beating up Gacy in the corner of the ringside, and then in one shove Gacy pushes her back but All Woman soars through the sky with a whipser in the wind taking out both Death Machines. Back in the ring, All Man lands three amigos on Gacy. Gacy lands a knee strike. All Man uses a trio of german suplexes, Gacy reverses the 4th one hitting his finisher "Chainsaw'd Off" All Man then gets up right after it essentially no selling it and gets Gacy for an ankle lock, Carbine makes the save, Carbine throws a kick All Man catches it and the crowd wants him to clobber her, He puts Carbine in an ankle lock. Gacy shoves All Man out, All Woman jumps on Gacy's back with wild punches and puts Gacy in the "EMMA LOCK!". Carbine goes to save Gacy but All Man dives and grabs her ankle and has her in the ankle lock, Carbine and Gacy reverse the submissions simultaneously and swing All Man and All Woman into each other bumping heads together. Gacy shoves All Man into the chair he wedged between the ropes before this match even started. Carbine irish-whips All Woman into the corner. All Man counters the "Chainsaw'd Off". All Woman counters Carbine's attempt at that finisher as well. Gacy spits the yellow liquid mist but ducking it All Man grabs hold and hits the Almond Joy on Joe Gacy then jumps to his feet to cactus clothesline Audrey Carbine out of the ring as they both tumble outside, All Woman covers Gacy for the 1-2-3 and the NEW XPWEW Tag Team Champions! ALL MAN and ALL WOMAN!!!!!!!! All Man grabs both belts and they both hold them high! All Woman and All Man share a kiss as fireworks display over the stadium>>

Vacant XPWEW Tag Team Championships Tornado Tag Team Match M4: All Man & All Woman (accompanied by Scott Steiner) defeat Death Machines (Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine)

Backstage, Golden Bryce is holding his newborn child Stefon in a touching moment "I'm gonna make you proud. I'm new to this dad thing and I'm gonna make you proud. Bryce holds the title in his lap and kisses Stefon on the forehead as you hear him recite the Lord's prayer as the camera fades away

Video package of the history and career legacy between Jake Awesome and The Dragonslayer

Referee Johnathan Chambers is assigned this match

Jake Awesome enters (biggest pop of the night)

Slayer enters (huge pop) accompanied by Rosemary

<<During the introductions. Rosemary is setting up tables wildy outside each side of the ring. She sets up 4 tables. As soon as the word "Slayer" exits the lips of ring announcer James Westerbeck, Jake Awesome big boots the mush of Slayer and this bout is on! Bell rings! Awesome then hits the Awesome Bomb and goes for the pin and gets a 1 count! And in the first 3 seconds of the match Awesome has hit his finish on Slayer and after what Rosemary, Lotus and Slayer have put him through the last 3 weeks and really what Slayer has endured him with is a career of hell. Unsuccessful of the pin but Awesome doesn't waste any time grabbing Slayer by the hair and sling him with ease of the top rope and slings him dangerously right into a table Rosemary set up moments ago. Awesome goes outside the ring, shoves Slayer in and picks him for a gorilla press and turns him mid air and again Slayer crashes through a second table merely a minute into the contest. Awesome throws him back in the ring yet again lifting Slayer on the turnbuckle and hits a stalling suplex for 30 seconds holding Slayer for about 30 seconds then slowly falling back and Slayer flips on the Superplex with velocity. Awesome kips up and The Mammoth is unhinged but as soon as he turns around Slayer pops right up and gets right in his face because Slayer will not give up! Not when the lights shine bright. Jake presses a middle finger up to Slayer's forehad to which Slayer does the same right back, Slayer and Jake trade punches until Slayer backs up hitting the ropes, Jake goes for a clothesline, Slayer ducks, still running, Slayer ducks the elbow, Slayer hits the ropes again and head-scissors hurracanranna takes Jake down as he rolls outside, Slayer gets a run and go hits a dive through the ropes, goes back in dives to the oustide again, goes inside for another dive this time Awesome grabs him mid air in Bomb position but Slayer counters it with another hurracanranna. Slayer goes to the apron, climbs to the nearest top rope and a senton connects, Jake is laid out. Rosemary then pulls multiple chairs out from under the ring and throws chairs ontop of Jake until he is buried in lie 9 chairs. Slayer gets a running go and just flings himself over the ropes onto the chairs with Awesome underneath which really hurt Slayer more I guess. Slayer then grabs each chair one by one hitting awesome over the back eight times and then throws the chair Sabu style hitting Awesome it the face, Awesome falls back into the barricade, to which Rosemary come over and gets up in Awesome's face dripping her bloody lip on him to which Awesome shoves her from his face, Slayer grabs Awesome throws him on the apron. Slayer ascends the top rope and hits a 450 splash to Jake on the hardest part of the ring. Jake rolls to the middle of the ring, Slayer follows and applies the Indian Death lock, rare move but Jake is selling it as Slayer applies the pressure on the long legs of 'The Mammoth'. Jake eventually counters with his legs pushing Slayer "sparta" style kick into the turnbuckle and Slayer bounces back collapsing like a rap doll. Jake gets his hands on the rope to get back to his feet but Rosemary sneaks up and bites Jake's hand and will not let go, Jake's hand is now bloody from Rosemary's bite. Slayer goes to dropkick Jake's back, Jake dodges and the kick hits Rosemary and she falls flat back onto the floor of chairs from earlier. Jake kicks Slayer out the way, Jake gets a running go, then goes for a Suicide Dive onto Rosemary who moves and Jake lands crooked onto the pile of chairs and a "You Fucked Up" chant erupts. Rosemary then applies a camel clutch to Awesome who then carries Rosemary on his back as he gets up on the apron, Slayer off the top rope, flips over Awesome standing on the apron, yanks Rosemary off him now inadvertently Slayer is holding Rosemary in a standing power-bomb position, he turns around and Awesome runs off the apron and hits a doomsday device on Rosemary that Slayer was accidentally holding her up for, Awesome decks Rosemary clean off Slayer's shoulders. Crowd pops huge and we get a "This Is Awesome" chant. Slayer then goes to grab Jake, Jake then scoops up Slayer like a child, runs him to the ramp and chucks him onto the last glass panel of the ramp on the way to the ring and just chucks him and drops Slayer and the loud thud of Slayer's weight cracks the glass leaving it shattered and cracked but not broken through. Jake goes into the ring, awaiting Slayer to stand up. Awesome going for the patented Suicide Dive he connects and him and Slayer crash through the glass that was already weakened by that last spot. Awesome and Slayer fall into the cracking glass panel and now the are both drenched but the water at that spot of the ramp is probably only 1 foot deep at best. Just enough to wet the hair, Slayer has blood on his back, Awesome has a cut on his forehead and a trickle of blood running down his right arm. They both stagger into the ring. They both use each other as crutches to stand up. They trade punches. Jake wins that war after the 3rd blow. Jake then applies the Helm Sharpshooter on Slayer for the first time ever! Slayer is locked in his own hold. Slayer finds the rope and Jake breaks the hold. Lotus runs down the ramp. Lotus enters the ring but Jake sees her coming and picks her up and teases the Awesome Bomb, Rosemary jumps in and he sandwiches them together and hits the double awesome bomb. Slayer gets up and stumbles back into the scenario and Awesome kicks him and hits the Awesome Bomb for the 1-2-3 and the NEW XPWEW International Champion is 'The Mammoth' Jake Awesome!

XPWEW International Championship 1 on 1 M5: Jake Awesome defeats Slayer (c)

Jake Awesome is now a grand slam champion! Jake celebrates by grabbing the microphone "Dubai. I've wrestled all over the world but you guys made it special. This International title is for you! The fans! The international fans! I love you (crowd pops)

Lockdown 8 promo video package reveals that next year Saturday May 22nd, 2021 for the first time ever XPWEW will host any event from the most famous arena in the world: Madison Square Garden! New York City hosts Lockdown 8 - 05-22-21. The theme song is playing is I Like It by Grand Puba “And ya say New York City?”

Referee Sandy Mongeau has been assigned this next match!

Doxy Deity enters

Kiera Hogan enters accompanied by 911 Brian Lee (green flames pyro)

XPWEW World Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly enters (turnbuckle pyro is very Kane-esque)

<<Priscilla spin kicks Kiera and Doxy, Kiera and Doxy get technical bridging each other for backside pins trading counters until Priscilla breaks it up with a rolling thunder. Priscilla grabs Doxy and Doxy turns it into and Undertaker old school attack, Kiera double sunset flip on both competitors neither pin works out, Priscilla throws Doxy to the outside, Kiera grabs hold of Priscilla with a "PTO". Doxy hits a superkick to Kiera right on the chin. then Doxy tunes up the band for Priscilla but Kelly twists the foot into an enzuguri spin kick counter taking Doxy to the outside, Priscilla gets a running start and hits a topae sucicida onto Priscilla and still lands on her feet because she's extremely agile. Kiera gets on the top rope and hits a Twisted Bliss from the top to the outside but crashes and burs landing on the hard ground. Brian Lee checks out her leg and knee that made a dangerous thud on the landing. Doxy and Priscilla battle in the ring, Doxy goes for the Mexican power bomb three times and gets a near two count. Priscilla knees Doxy in the back and hits a back cracker. Priscilla and Doxy trade punches on the top rope, Doxy flips Priscilla off her back landing in the ring reluctantly Priscilla lands on her feet then pushes Doxy's bum and Doxy falls off the top rope onto Brian Lee making him a non-factor if only for the moment. Kiera recovers and goes for a roll-up, Priscilla kicks out then grabs Kiera's wig off of her head and shoves the wig down her tights and hits Kiera with 'Murder She Wrote' (Double Arm Facebuster) for the 1-2-3. And STILL the XPWEW World Women's Champion: Priscilla Kelly>>

XPWEW World Women's Championship Triple Threat Match M6: Priscilla Kelly (c) defeats Kiera Hogan & Doxy Deity

Highlight video package highlighting the rough upbringing and insane life of crime and a tale of street life of Ruckus to his 2020 Xtreme Rumble match win last month sealing his fate for the Lockdown Seven main event. Pans into a highlight package of Golden Bryce's quick rise to superstardom, becoming a grand-slam champion in under a year and ultimately losing last year at Lockdown Six to Jake Awesome and how tonight is a redemption story, Then a video package of Ruckus stealing Bryce's air jordan shoes and burning them, Bryce: I have to work, fight and claw for every breath and step here. Ruckus: You wouldn't last a day in my hood. I don't want that belt. I want the money that you are a making and I'm not

Eerie scary hymn music. plays

Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera, and Ruckus' 7 kids ranging from ages 20-6 walk out all holding flaming wooden sticks. They stand 6 on each side.

The 4 Dancing Pallbearers enter with a casket perched on their shoulders and they spin around slowly to the music and then they stand still.

-They all throw their flaming sticks into a pile creating a large flame

Thunder bolt pyrotechnic explodes

(Bankroll by Lil Boosie blares) (crowd pops)

Dancing pallbearers flawlessly dance with the casket doing several dance moves with the coffin then gently place the casket on the ground and Ruckus' youngest son opens the casket and Ruckus hops out with all the swagger in the world and hypes himself up walking confidently to the ring.

Ruckus enters (huge pop) The Set and Ruckus' kids walk to the back

crowd cheers even after Ruckus' music ends leaving nothing but pure cheers from the crowd

Lone drummer bangs his drum and behind him another drummer, another drummer, another drummer, they all open up and we are shown 4 very talented dancers and marching band from Alcorn College perform a rendition of "Guwop Home" by Gucci Mane in march form with the "Dega Diamonds" dance troupe in full as Golden Bryce enters at the crushendo of the song

Referee Kevin Madrox has been assigned this contest

<<Golden Bryce holds the title up and Ruckus smirks at him and grabs the title and throws it on the floor. Bryce decks him and the bell rings. Bryce punches Ruckus with strikes in the corner and then hits the 10 punch spot but only gets to about 4 when Ruckus reverses it effortlessly into a Tarantula submission reminiscent of Tajiri. Ruckus breaks the hold to hit a classic drive-by dropkick that damn near took Bryce's head off. Ruckus runs back and goes for a Stinger Splash in the corner and Bryce reverses with the Book-End like Booker T slamming Ruckus down with authority. Bryce slaps his chest hyping himself up and steps on Ruckus' back showing a darker side that Masato Tanaka urged he needed to bring out to defeat a guy like Ruckus. Bryce scoops up Ruckus with ease and hangs him upside-down for the tree of woe. Bryce then gets a running start from the opposite corner runs steps on the bottom rope for elevation and drops a vicious elbow drop on Ruckus who is hung up in the corner. Bryce drags him over for the pin and Ruckus kicks out at one. Ruckus does a roll up of his own and Bryce kicks out quickly. Bryce head butts Ruckus and Ruckus knees Bryce in the groin. Joey Styles points out it was the very same kick in the groin move from Jake one year ago that costed Golden Bryce that Lockdown win, kept him from truly capturing that career defining Lockdown moment and three-hundred and sixty-five days later Bryce is looking to capture that moment. Bryce powders to the outside to regain composure and take a breath. Ruckus runs through the bottom rope and hits a tornado DDT on Bryce and capitalizes in his moment of leisure. Bryce gets up on the apron and attempts a heart attack but Ruckus connects a pin-point perfect drop kick knocking Bryce right back down to the outside. Ruckus hits a corkscrew over the ropes landing on Bryce on the outside and Ruckus is making this look easy. Ruckus kicks Bryce on the head mockingly then shoves him back inside. Ruckus took a little too much time getting up and Bryce on the inside grabs Ruckus on apron. Bryce jerks Ruckus up and over the ropes then picks him up for an T-Bone Suplex much like Shelton Benjamin! Bryce then foot chokes Ruckus in the corner and grabs both his feet and pulls him to the middle of the ring and applies the Golden Cloverleaf and Bryce has it cinched in and Ruckus is in the middle of the canvas. Ruckus can't out power Bryce but he eventually crawls the rope and Referee Kevin Madrox counts 1-2-3-4-5 and Bryce still doesn't break the hold so Referee Kevin Madrox grabs Golden Bryce and forcefully yanks the champion off of Ruckus thus giving him the use of this brief advantage to hit the bankroll out of seemingly no energy but Ruckus is slow to get the fall he gets a very close 2 count but Bryce gets his shoulder up. Bryce irish-whips Ruckus into the ropes, Ruckus stops himself, Bryce gets down thinking Ruckus is gonna jump over but where he stopped himself veteran instinct savviness from Ruckus pays off when he applies "The Gangsta Stretch" submission hold and Bryce is able to out-power him and kick Ruckus back knocking him back into the ropes: Ruckus does an Ambrose like rebound off the middle rope and comes right back with a laser sharp dropkick to a sitting Golden Bryce and goes for the pin and only gets a one count. Ruckus tries to get up, Bryce grabs him by his overalls and hits the Dominator much like Bobby Lashley. A downed Ruckus swings at Bryce and misses wildly. Bryce yanks up Ruckus to his feet and hits The World's Strongest Slam for a two count. Bryce looks flustered that Ruckus keeps kicking out of these high powered maneuvers. Bryce hits a deep corner suplex on Ruckus and Ruckus' legs bounce off the bottom rope looks like a bad landing. Bryce goes for a belly-to-belly, Ruckus goes for a elbow shot, Bryce ducks it presses Ruckus forward into the ropes, Ruckus rolls backwards, Bryce counters the roll up with a heavy german suplex into a bridge pin that Ruckus counters with elusiveness sliding out of the ring avoiding Bryce's grip, Ruckus falls off the apron onto the floor like a sack of potatoes. both men endure a 7 count as they are both down on the mat, Bryce still down but Ruckus climbs to the top rope Bryce gets up to his feet quickly and hits the Goldrush Destroyer onto the top turnbuckle. Golden Bryce hits "Done Deal" on Ruckus and gets a 1-2- NO!!!!! Ruckus kicks out! Bryce then irish whips Ruckus and hits the Low Down courtesy of D'Lo and the pin combo only gets a two but Bryce isn't phased, he gets up quick and takes down both straps of his Black Panther singlet and lies in wait for the 6 Rings spear. Ruckus prone in the corner slowly gets up and Bryce goes for it, Ruckus leap frogs, Bryce misses but then Bryce turns around quick and goes for what appears to be an Awesome Bomb but Ruckus counters by hitting The Bankroll out of nowhere and Ruckus makes the cover for the 1-2 and Bryce kicks out. Ruckus hits the Razzle Dazzle and Bryce hulks up and Ruckus hits the Scissor Kick and does a sweet little break dance move to regain his upward mobility (not the spin-a-roonie though). Bryce rolls under the apron and tries to get up to his feet using the ropes, Ruckus gets a run and pushes Bryce and he goes diving onto the English commentary table and rolling all the way over it onto Kaitlyn, Nick and Joey but they all move safely in time, despite the big crash the table doesn't break. Ruckus goes outside, sits Bryce on the table flat. Ruckus then gets on the apron and without looking back hits a asai moonsault onto Bryce and the table DOES NOT BREAK, they just roll off to the back end. Ruckus and Bryce both crawl into the ring moments later after being sprawled out on the floor. Ruckus gets in first and crawls to the opposite end of the ring, Bryce slowly creeps behind him, Ruckus tries to do a quick Bankroll, he rolls off Bryce's sweaty back, Bryce looks for a samoan drop, Ruckus rolls right back off, bounces back off the second rope and hits a Bankroll off the 2nd rope, easily move of the night and pins Bryce but Bryce is able to get his arm on the bottom rope, If that rope was not there then Ruckus would have won this contest. Ruckus is tired and so is Bryce but Bryce uses the bottom rope and clings to it, pulling himself to the closest corner and Ruckus lays on him basically and when Bryce is in the corner Ruckus chops him slowly just once to the WOOOOOOOOs of the crowd. Bryce slowly slugs him back, Bryce slowly irish whips Ruckus hard into the opposing corner, Ruckus like Ric Flair hits the buckles upside down, brings himself right back up and Bryce picks up Ruckus for the Goldrush Destroyer, Ruckus lands on his feet then vaults up and over at an angle hits The Bankroll for the 1-2-3 and the NEW XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion is Ruckus!!!!

XPWEW World Heavyweight Title 1 on 1 M7: Ruckus defeats Golden Bryce (c)

Ruckus is so tired and Bryce is so worn out they both just lay there and they do until The Set run down to the ring and help Ruckus up and they put the world title around his waist and Ruckus can barely stand but they carry him up the ramp, Myron, Kotto, Jordan are so hype and Lexoni hugs Ruckus tight as Ruckus becomes a Grandslam champion here tonight at Lockdown. The camera then pans over to Golden Bryce who is staring up at the night Dubai sky as he slowly rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp with his head down. The camera pans back to Ruckus holding up his first world title as The Set has him standing up right. Huge pyro explodes over Rashid Stadium as Ruckus now raises the belt high and he's being lifted up by his faction: The Set. We see Bryce emotionless walking up the ramp in disbelief. Show ends

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (5-22-2020)

XPWEW FRIDAY NIGHT PYRO 5-22-2020 “Road to LD7” Episode 427 of Friday Night Pyro

Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds break down the Lockdown 7 card with predictions from fan videos from twitter

Joey Styles sit down interview with Slayer and Rosemary

Nick Simmonds sit down interview with Ruckus and The Set

[2020 Xtreme Rumble match replay]

Footage of Golden Bryce and Jocelyn Washington intimate first moments with their first born son “Stefon” as Pyro goes off the air on a wholesome note

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (5-1-2020)

Friday Night Pyro #424 May 1st, 2020

Xtreme Rumble Recap video

Show Intro

Fireworks and Kaitlyn Khaos informs us tonight Golden Bryce will speak 1 on 1 with the 2020 Xtreme Rumble winner Ruckus PLUS: Big main event! Leonard McGraw will team for the first time ever with Jake Awesome as they take on the I-N champion Slayer and Garrett Thompson

Opening Segment:

Golden Bryce enters

Golden Bryce: For the 2nd year in a row I’ll be going into Lockdown as the world heavyweight champion but this time I’ll be defending it against someone very very deserving and that’s why I’d like to respectfully introduce him right now. Ladies and Gentlemen Ruckus

Ruckus with The Set enters

Golden Bryce congratulates Ruckus Bryce: In three weeks me and you have the ultimate privilege of making history. The first time a black champion defends against a black challenger for the richest prize in this industry-.... Ruckus: pfffft What? Bryce: confused Uh Ruckus: I don’t want that....I don’t care about it. History. Will history pay me? Will history feed my kids? I don’t care if I’m black and you are purple. I know that the world champion makes the most money. I won the rumble. 29 others didn’t. So that means yes I have a shot but understand up front right now so we ain’t got no confusion later. I DO NOT LIKE YOU. Ruckus: I don’t like how people even be talking about you? Like you’ve actually done something..People talk about this Golden Bryce nigga like he done something. I walk into XPWEW Headquarters and they’ve replaced posters and walls of Jake Awesome and put you up. How many titles have you won 4? I’ve won the tag team titles here 7 times. And twice I’ve been an international champion so somebody tell me how you getting put up on the wall? Golden Bryce: I didn’t pay anybody. I didn’t ask. I come in, I clock into my job. I entertain this people. Some cheer me. Some boo me. But those who boo me can live with that and that’s fine. Cheer me, great I’ll fight for those people until I can’t anymore Ruckus: Nah nah homie that ain’t my point. See this company from within us rotted out. If they think they tryna replace Jake Awesome they are dead wrong. You are not Jake Awesome and don’t act like you ain’t tweet a year back, I’m the new Jake. You look up to that man, you can’t stand the fact that that man hates your guts. Your childhood hero. But you fooled impressionable losers like Shane McCoy and Troy Clausen and Micheal Bradford. You must be doing under the table work round here cause you really getting a lot handed to you. So now every week for a year you either happy to finally get the title or you all bummed out, ass dragging, sad ass McGee and shit bout you ain’t get this, you ain’t got that. Then you carry yourself like you just doing you nah. Jake Awesome carried his own weight. Jake Awesome is a man. Jake Awesome earned that. You and maybe no fault of you own shit I don’t know but you ain’t even the best in that locker room as a matter of fact you one of the sloppiest and basic cats they got in there. So no I don’t like this confidence you got. We got an elite locker room and you the face of it. That the biggest pile of bullshit I’ve ever seen. You ain’t even top 80 thus industry ever seen. Me? Hey I’ve never been world champion but I’ve never lost a Lockdown. That’s right pimp 3-0. You lost to Jake last year and yet your ass on the y’all building in Bassett. I understand they don’t wanna see me win but you ain’t got no self awareness and that’s why I wanna smack the shit out you right now Golden: Why don’t you try it I’ll drop you where you stand Ruckus: Haha I know you got a baby on the way but don’t be surprised when it’s dark skinned.... (ooooooh) Bryce: Gets up close to Ruckus’ forehead Ruckus: slaps Bryce The Set starts attacking Bryce at the back of his knees (((Bryce and Ruckus start brawling)) Eventually Ruckus gets the upper hand The Set joins in and now a 5 on 1 attack as The Set attack Bryce relentlessly Ruckus then takes off his sock and then Jordan hands him a “pool balls” Yes the debut of billiards balls. Ruckus shoves 2 in a sock and starts mercifully beating down Bryce with it Myron and Kotto drag Bryce to the corner they pull his legs between the turnbuckle and all jump off the top rope mule kicking the back of his head At the end of the assault Ruckus pulls off Bryce’s Jordan 2’s and utters “Oh we gon’ sell these junts on eBay” Bryce is left in the ring by himself and he slowly gets himself up like this Incredible Hulk transformation on his face as this match just got took to the next level. Bryce grabs his title and slowly limps back to the locker room without any shoes on because The Set stole them

M1: XPWEW Women’s World Championship Prisiclla Kelly (c) defeats All Woman w/ All Man

After the match Brian Lee comes down and Prisiclla fights Lee off with a kendo stick that typically is Kiera’s weapon of choice Kiera comes down with THE MOST OBVIOUS WIG OF ALL TIME to hide her newly bald hair Kiera cuts promo at ramp: Rematch clause bitch! Re clap Match You and me! LD!

Doxy Deity runs right past her and snatched the weave from the back of Kiera’s head as it snatches her bald and Kiera explodes fuming in anger as she tries to hide her scalp with her hands

“You bitch”

Doxy then runs in the ring and goes forehead to forehead with Priscilla and oh shit this rivalry runs deep remember the barbed wire massacre at Anarchy Rules 2019 Doxy points at the Lockdown sign and Prisiclla just punches her and we got an all out brawl Prisiclla and Doxy trade punches Until Brian Lee recovers and hits both of them with 9-1-1 Kiera runs in and grabs her weave and then laughs maniacally grabbing Prisiclla’s title “Mine!!!!! This is mine!”

Joe Gacy enters

Audrey Carbine enters

M2: DeathMatch (Very very bloody) ((((Match of the night))) Audrey Carbine defeats Joe Gacy

After the match the both have a middle finger pointed right at the other but Gacy says you’ve earned my respect and now we have the team of “Death Machines” formed right before our eyes after beating the hell out of each other Gacy has now agreed to teaming with Audrey Carbine and man what a unit

Promo: Mandy Leon cuts promo hyping up Gotch as a killer with no emotions Champagne responds to which Troy comes down with a contract for Lockdown and Champagne shakes it off and ignored him at ringside the whole match

1 on 1 M3: Simon Gotch w/ Mandy Leon defeats Champagne Clausen

Troy Clausen runs in and presses the pen to Champagne’s chest. Champagne grabs the pen and then starts poking Troy in his eyes with it. Ultimately after stabbing Troy multiple times in the face with the pen it sparks blood and Champagne gruesomely signs the contract in his father’s blood then gets a new pen and signs his name and just like that it’s official Champagne vs Troy Clausen Father vs Son in a No Holds Barred

Champagne: No more talk, No more games. I’m gonna Murder you on the 23rd slams mic

Backstage: All Man tells All Woman All Man: Well maybe he’s not gonna get that 2nd world title reign And maybe you just are going to get your first women’s title reign. But after watching them it makes me think Why not us! All Woman: Why not who? All Man: Us? Why not us? Look at Carbine and Gacy absolutely brutalized each other just to BE partners. We are peanut butter and jelly, were milk milk lemonade All Woman: I think that second one is wrong but you mean it? Me and you. tag team champions. All Man: Why not? All Woman: We gotta get a tag win under our belt tonight and I’m not wasting any more time being and after thought let’s go tell Romeo

1 on 1 M3: Jacques Dudley defeats Dragon Kid

Romeo Roselli: announcement: Alveno La Flare cuts a promo and says if Jacques can beat him next week the winner will challenge Jordan Oliver for the juniorweight title at lockdown

Alveno La Flare shakes his mentor’s Jacques hand at ringside

Jake Awesome enters in street clothes (first appearance on Pyro in 7 months)

Jake Awesome addresses Lotus Jake: If I knew I was gonna get eliminated by a girl in the Rumble I probably wouldn’t have came back but sadly guys I got news that New Line Cinema dropped the Captain Falcon project and I worked hard on it and maybe some day that film will see the light of day

Slayer enters Slayer: And the Oscar for biggest Hollywood failure is......Joseph Alfonso While you were gone in Hollywood drinking boxed water and injecting steroids into your jawline I was here and I was the XPWEW International Champion the whole time You nearly faded away into obscurity but you left on a loss, you left like a chump. I’ve always been here. The distinction between us was always neck and neck and deep down I always knew you were the weaker link despite any article you read or any opinion that wants to spout out the mouth. To me you’ve always been jealous To me you’ve done less but always gotten all the glory. It’s never what Slayer did for this promotion it’s always what “Jake” did oh Jake did this, Jake accomplished that. I’ve proved I WILL DIE to win in this ring You will leave it You’ll leave this industry and hope your little brother Casey might be able to do it well he’s been in developmental for a year and absolutely nothing Lotus on the other hand, My own daughter eliminated you from the rumble on Sunday. However I didn’t win I won’t the next best thing But in my mind my plan was to leave you broken When you left it was the larvae who derailed you not Hollywood, please don’t mislead the fans here I put you out on your ass and you came back and Lotus ended it for ya Lotus even wanted me to ask she wants you 1 on 1 next week Jake: And she’s got it Jake: All my career I’ve had to brush no pun intended there didn’t mean to press a “thorn” into your side. Slayer: shakes his head Jake: The Starven Family continues to haunt my career lol Lotus has a lot to say a little odd for you to be speaking for her, She’s an outspoken woman. She’s tough she wants to go toe to toe with the men here I respect that and I’ll grant her that but Joey me and you go back and you know better than else I can’t win in any circumstance and after I beat her Friday I wanna let you be on notice. I’m coming for you. Me and you we’ve never had that classic Lockdown match ever and I wanna do just that. But not really for your appeasement I want that points at International Championship I’ve never been the International Champion and online I see the posts, I see the memes that I’ll never be a Grand Slam champion well guess what I’m gonna do that I’m gonna chase that title and only that title So that’s a reminder that all the mind games you wanna trap in my way mean nothing and I will leave Lockdown 7 the XPWEW International Champion. Slayer: Times past bud, You don’t make the decisions around here. It’s over. They took down your murals, they took down Jake Awesome we don’t look to you as the leader anymore so ship up and shape up and get with the program you aren’t the captain anymore. And you’ve been gone so long you forgot the hierarchy that I make the decisions and I decide that you just go back home and let me do what I do. Just go home. Never come back. We were all so close to forgetting you anyway......

Tag Team Match M4: Jake Awesome & Leonard McGraw defeat Garrett Thompson and Slayer

Jake pins Slayer clean with the awesome bomb, buckshot combo assist from McGraw

After the match Lotus and Rosemary come down and Rosemary sprays mist in Jake’s eyes then Lotus puts him in a Helm Sharpshooter but McGraw grabs her off and nearly strikes her but doesn’t

Backstage: Siaka Lexoni talks to Robbie Williams “remember our old team, consider you an honorary member of The Set tonight” *Robbie smiles puts outs the shirt on

Robbie Williams enters

Golden Bryce enters

1 on 1 M5: Golden Bryce defeats Robbie Williams

Interference from Myron Reed as he hits Bryce with his own title belt immediately after the match. Ruckus who’s smoking a blunt inhales and exhales on Bryce’s face Ruckus sets up smoking his bleezy in the corner Myron sets up a table

And Myron, Kotto, Jordan and Lexoni all pick a leg or arm of Bryce and hoist him up collectively in the air and Bryce crashes through the table

Ruckus just watches as he smokes his blunt against the turnbuckle

Ruckus ashes out the blunt on Bryce’s chest and then hits a cocky pin on him as The Set pose around him and Jordan Oliver takes photos for Instagram

Show Ends

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (4-24-2020)

Friday Night Pyro #423

April 24th, 2020

Los Angeles, California

The Barracks

Show Intro

Nick Simmonds in the ring for the contract signing for Sunday’s women’s title match

Opening Segment: XPWEW Women’s Champion Kiera Hogan enters with her bodyguard 911 Brian Lee Kiera: I’m tired of being overlooked. I’m very very close to being the longest reigning women’s champion in company history and now I’m not concerned with that as much. I’m more concerned about ripping the hair out of Priscilla Kelly’s skull 1 by 1 and pluck them until I see scalp

Prisiclla Kelly enters Prisiclla Kelly: I’ll be cordial and mind my manners tonight but I’d like you to meet my master of ceremonies for our hair match this Sunday at the Xtreme Rumble

💈 Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake enters Brutus Beefcake: Whether it’s Kiera! Or Priscilla! I have no problem cutting the hair off with my trusty shears!!!! Just please and I mean please...don’t break my precious barber shop window

Prisiclla signs

Kiera signs

Golden Bryce enters Bryce: (@ Prisiclla & Kiera) Much respect to you young women and I wish you the best of luck Sunday. I also wanna wish the best of luck to the All Man and the winner of the rumble match. But tonight I’m a fighting champion and I will continue to fight and that’s why tonight I’m calling my shot and I wanna give this young man a chance. Tonight. Based Fabian. Bring it. One on One. Get it! Got it!? Good drops mic

All Man & All Woman enters All Man: Bryce no. Nope. Don’t do this..... All Woman: Golden Bryce. Do not try to skip on the importance that is the biggest rematch of the decade! Between you and The All Man. The highly contested rematch from Flirting With Disaster is on! I don’t like the tone of you making challenges to guys like Based Fabian when you have a world title defense against a former world champ this Sunday Kiera Hogan: Uhmmm All Woman? SKSKSKSKSKSKKS Emma? Emmalina?

Kiera Hogan mocks Emma’s WWE taunt Kiera: (@ All Woman) Tenille Dashwood. You are a pretty face.,, but that’s about it? Consider this a reminder to stay in your lane sis, be a valet! Be a manager! Understand you don’t have champion blood like me and Bryce do Bryce: **looking at Kiera like “what? Huh? - keep me outta this mess” Bryce: (@ Kiera) Uhmm Sis......This ain’t my business it’s between you and...All a dem. To All Man. To Mike Mondo I wish you luck. Take your vitamins, Say a prayer I’ll see you in the ring Sunday and May the best man win extends hand All Man: ((Looks at it)) Prisiclla: Um COVID 19? You two should just elbow bump... (((All Man and Bryce hesitate but then they reluctantly elbow bump))

AD: ((RIP to wrestling t-shirt company Barber Shop Window who closed down today))

Ad: Lockdown 7 is in 29 days

1 on 1 M1: Audrey Carbine defeats Lola Starr via submission (Art of Ballistics)

After the match (Audrey sweating heavily. “FEED ME EVERYTHING” ((pushes cameraman)

Interview: Troy Clausen with Freight Train James Westerbeck: Troy Clausen tonight Champagne takes on Jacques Dudley! Your thoughts? Troy: Well these two know each other very well, In fact I know them very well. One is like a son to me, even tho we had our differences I respect him now after seeing him grow and progress:) The other is Champagne Clausen. And once Mandy Leon’s beast! Mandy Leon’s “MARAUDER” takes him out in the Rumbke I think he should do the right thing and drop that last name of his, and if not.....I’ve been know To make magic happen

1 on 1 M2: Jacques Dudley defeats Champagne Clausen Unbelievable Matchup right here

After the match TROY CLAUSEN on the Titan-Tron “Champagne. Pop a bottle or two after that fat LOSS. Speaking of LOSS. 29 competitors will taste defeat thus Sunday in the rumble and how apt, your entry number is Number .29 LOL funny how life works. Beware of number 30 because I’m proud to announce that I’ve just purchased Freight Train’s number! His favorite number! Freight Train: It’s Six Troy: HAHAHAHHAA Yup

Backstage: 4 way screen of Ruckus, Leonard, GT and Slayer (((They are being presented here by commentary as the big 4 top picks to win the 2020 Xtreme Rumble match))) Kaitlyn Khaos: and tonight the ‘Big 4’ here will wage ware in a Fatal 4 Way tonight

Interview with Ruckus (James Westerbeck) The Set hyping him up: Ruckus: April 26th. 30 motherfuckers gonna line up and only 1 can win. Main event the biggest event in the shit that’s LD7 World title match, on the line when it matters And this matters I like money I know winning a match like this puts me in a money play. I’m talking bankrolls B And I’m a grown man and I’ll be damn if I let a nigga test me for some bread so if you crust ass bum niggas, dirty niggas wanna take money out my pockets That’s taking food out of my kids mouths I have 7 kids and I feed them that is my make of a man Do NOT take food off my kids plate Do NOT take MY MONEY Because Ruckus is worth more HERE And Ruckus is worth more anywhere Industry don’t like me, Nobody like me The Set, Live by the set, rep the set, die for the set I want the most money. On God I get what I want. Let’s go y’all

1 on 1 M3: All Man w/ All Woman defeats Myron Reed w/ Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver

Reed going for his 450 Splash but All Man gets the knees up and then scores the pinfall off of Myron’s rookie mistake and All Man gathers momentum going into his title match against Golden Bryce this Sunday

Backstage: Golden Bryce watching on tv ((Leonard McGraw walks in)) Bryce: You don’t know how to knock? Leonard? Knock? There’s a cameraman in here Dummy (((Bryce and Leonard break 4th wall and give smirk directly in the camera))) Bryce: Good luck tonight Leonard: Luck is for losers Bryce: Well break a leg out there kid Leonard: Oh is that what you’d want? Me to break my leg? What so you’ll *Make Me A Wish Bryce: smirks Bryce: Fine. I’ll cut to the chase and neglect the cliches Leonard: Don’t be cliche with me boy. As a matter of fact don’t be fake with me. Look me in the eye and tell me what you really wanna say Bryce: Okay...I hope you win the Xtreme Rumble Sunday night. I really really do because I know we’ve never been across the ring from one another but a few times back in 2018 when I was teaming with Brodie Croyle and you were with Dennis McGraw RIP HARRY LARRY But 1 on 1 I got your number and I’d love to see you win the rumble and give your BEST shot on the grandest stage of them all Leonard: Hmm you ever heard of that cliche “Be careful what you wish for? Cause ya just might get it”? Bryce: stares Leonard: Welp boy, Get it....Got it.....Good Lol and stop giving me that stupid look on your face (chuckles) God Damn boy

1 on 1 XPWEW World Title (not on the line) M4: Golden Bryce defeats Based Fabian

((Golden Bryce joins commentary Kaitlyn Khaos briefly congratulates him on his wife’s pregnancy and reveals they are expecting a son very soon ))

Slayer, Lotus and Rosemary enter

Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam enter

Leonard McGraw enters

Ruckus with Siaka Lexoni enters

Fatal Four Way Rules: 1 fall wins the match

M5: Ruckus vs Leonard McGraw vs Garrett Thompson vs Slayer

(GT and McGraw cancel each other out brawling into the concession stand area and bathroom of the arena)

Ruckus wins after a back and forth contest and after multiple roll up reversals Ruckus wins the fray between him and Slayer and barely squeaks out a win Ruckus pins Slayer for the win

Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed and Kotto Brazil come down and give props to their leader of “The Set” ((Jordan, Myron and Kotto Clown around basically classic bullying Nick Simmonds at the booth)) ((Siaka Lexoni is loudly boosting about Ruckus sounds like Don King a bit)) ((Ruckus grabs the camera and talks into it)) Ruckus: “Everybody, All you kids that’s watching right now go thru ya Momma purse and find her debit card and write down the 16 numbers on the front, the dates and the 3 numbers on the back and send that shit to me hahhahhahahahaga On God, On The Set. Wet round the neck, Slat Slat”

Show Ends

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (4-17-2020)

XPWEW Friday Night Pyro #422 April 17th, 2020 Los Angeles, California The Barracks

Opening Segment:

Leonard McGraw enters “On April 26th I see 29 others. I see 29 pathetic sodomites pissing their damn pants at the idea they gotta fight me. Well I’ve been in fights before and I ain’t scared to fight again and if any sorry son of a Bitch think they got the guts to tell me I’m done then they need a god damn reality check. Golden Bryce.... Golden Bryce? What exactly makes you golden boy? Cause all I smelled last week was a trail a piss running down your damn leg. I sensed fear. I smelled fear. Then you opened your damn lips and said “I’m the world champion” Turns out I was just smelling bullshit -Golden Bryce enters Spills typical babyface rhetoric Leonard: You got that pretty piece of hardware up in your shoulder there. Lot of gold. What kinda wood is that Cherry? Oak? Pine? Bamboo? Did I say something funny? Cause like I said from the beginning next Sundey I will win the rumble match. I will look you in them beety little eyes and as far as I’m considered son. . .

The Set enters Siaka gives Ruckus a epic entrance on the mic Ruckus: McGriddle you must new around here nigga. If you wanna call your spots you better call them shits early. But homie last week I said I was winning the rumble and I’m gonna SET my claim and main event Lockdown 7

Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam Garrett Thompson: You blokes must’ve bumped ya bloody heads together. If anyone is gonna main event Lockdown it’s me. See in 2013 I did just that at Lockdown 5 and now I’m making my way back but Leonard McGraw I’m gonna do it over your dead boy smiles Bryce: You wanna back that up? Ethan Bedlam: You wanna fight? Leonard McGraw: Can y’all just shut your damn traps. Ruckus I respect what you do in this ring and I.... Garrett Thompson: Hey! Hey! Hey! Don’t overlook me? That’s a sign of weakness McGraw... Leonard McGraw: Bryce give me a beat (Golden Bryce smiling shaking his head) snaps ^fangers Ethan Bedlam and GT. fingers in they ass - Crumpets and Tea. Get in this ring and you’ll see. Hit you with my buckshot D-E-A-D Hahahahahaha well that was rap wouldn’t it? Jordan Oliver you silly sum bitch you look like Ellen Degeneres put a god damn shirt on boy Siaka Lexoni? Lexoni? What is that tired? You’ve been around a while ain’t ya boy? I can tell I see the tread marks on your damn face. Look at ya Butch Reed? What exactly Natural about you son? Myron: it’s Myron..It’s Myron Reed Leonard: Oh my bad my bad. Butch must be Jordan cause he looks like he’s on Queer Street and liking it. Calm down Kotto B. Ware [[[SEGMENT OF THE FUCKIN YEAR RIGHT HERE]]]]

Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds on commentary inform us tonight’s main event!

Golden Bryce will team up with Leonard McGraw to take on Ethan Bedlam & Garrett Thompson

Alveno La Flare enters

Jacques Dudley enters *They shake hands before they begin 1 on 1 M1: Jacques Dudley defeats Alveno La Flare

PROMO! All Man will enact his XPWEW world title rematch against Golden Bryce at the Xtreme Rumble. All Man:

Backstage: James Westerbeck tries to get an interview with Kiera Hogan and cant get around her security guard 911 Brian Lee Eventually Kiera opens the door and says that Priscilla is a bitch for messing with her hair last week but that’s fine because she’s challenging her to a hair vs hair match at Xtreme Rumble. “This isn’t about my title, you’ve made it personal. Period”

Joe Gacy on commentary (((Commentary recaps what’s transpired between Gacy trying to find Croyle’s replacement as tag team champion and we take a look at the last 2 weeks of try-hard Solomon Nasty)))

Solomon Nasty enters

Slayer, Rosemary & Lotus enters

M2: 1 on 1 XPWEW International Title (not on the line) Slayer w/ Lotus & Rosemary defeats Solomon Nasty

Joe Gacy challenges Solomon Nasty to a tables match at Xtreme Rumble shoves mic onto him. Cause I got a partner and I’m gonna reveal that partner after I make an example out of you next Sunday.

XPWEW Women’s Title (not on the line) 1 on 1 M3: Kiera Hogan (c) w/ Brian Lee defeats [[Jobber]] Melanie Weister

After the match: Prisiclla Kelly with some hair clippers starts wildly and manically shaving the head of this jobber talent Melanie Weister as a warning to Women’s Champion Kiera Hogan ahead of their HAIR vs HAIR match next Sunday at the 2020 Xtreme Rumble

Backstage: Golden Bryce putting on his knee pads and adjusting ring gear; Leonard McGraw approaches him. Leonard: I know out there it was all jokes, Hey I can be a funny guy. But when the cards are down and the chips are in I’m here for one reason and that’s to be the world heavyweight champion...inhales cause a great man once said if you don’t wanna be world champion then why the fuck are you here. I say piss on everyone else and get what you want. Tonight we’re a team but not really. slaps his bicep

*Winner will get the “best” number in the Xtreme Rumble 1 on 1 M4: Champagne Clausen defeats Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning

slow applause Troy Clausen and Freight Train (holding Lockdown 7 contract) Troy: Bravo Curtis. You’ve won the”best” number in the Rumble. But you should really call it the best AVAILABLE number because son ive hired someone and I myself have purchased #30...

Mandy Leon enters Mandy: Troy kisses her hand My client is a Marauder. A raider. A highwayman and the road to Lockdown be damned. Champagne consider yourself warned ;) -Mandy Leon exits Troy: She’s pretty huh and Curtis your fiancé is beautiful as well. Hell Tonight I was suppose to be interviewed by Mrs. Khaos (((Camera shows Kaitlyn Khaos hiding her face looking a bit embarrassed)) Troy: Hey Kaitlyn you’re welcome for your job. Glad to see you are two faced for seeing what he did to me for the past 6 months yet you remained silent. I know you knew about it you snake in the grass Kaitlyn Khaos: He’s out of line, this isn’t my business. Nick Simmonds comforts her a bit to ease the tension Champagne: Dad Shut you mouth and eat you mush. If you keep pushing me, now you’ve pushed my fiancé. I don’t care what vanilla midget she’s behind but he’s gonna have one hell of a lackluster debut. And as for Troy Clausen. You are an attention seeker. You are a clout chaser and I’m not gonna let you use your Memphis-ass promo on my family. My new family. If you so much as mention her again I’ll do more than put you to sleep Troy: You wanna play hardball. Then I’ll play. Just don’t injure your hand in the rumble. I want you to be able to sign this contract after :)....

Ethan Bedlam enters

Garrett Thompson enters

Leonard McGraw enters

Golden Bryce enters

Main Event Tag Team Match 2 on 2 M5: Leonard McGraw & Golden Bryce defeat Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam

. Bryce is in position lying in wait to hit Bedlam with his 6 Rings spear but out of camera view McGraw blind tags Bryce jumps over the rope does a spin and basically hits a “Tornado”. version of the Buckshot clothesline for the 1-2-3

Bryce and McGraw celebrate the win in their own ways separately. McGraw then extends his right hand for Golden Bryce to shake but then hits a classic “too slow” and then rolls out the ring and walks up the ramp without looking back with a sly grin on his face. Bryce then looks down knowing he “got, got”. Leonard talking to camera: I didn’t come hear to make friends (incoherent dialogue) ((Bryce pounds his chest and screams with the title above his head)) Show ends

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (4-10-2020)

Friday Night Pyro #421 April 10th, 2020 Los Angeles, California The Barracks

Opening Segment: Troy Clausen enters the ring with GM Romeo Roselli who is holding a contract for a “Lockdown 7 match between himself (Troy) vs Champagne Clausen Troy: Last week I rose from the dead! I told the world that my son would be nothing without me! I taught him everything he knows but I’m just a little bit quicker, smarter. I’m more violent. Curt was raised wealthy and privileged. He was like Richie Rich in upstate New York growing up. He had everything. Well I didn’t. A lot of people ask me how I gained my wealth. I hit the lottery when I was 34. I wanted to be a professional wrestler but instead with my new found fortune I funded this company in 2005 along with my constituents. I let business overtake. I wanted to be in the ring. I wanted to live vicariously through my son but my son isn’t a hero. My son is a villain. I’m a hero. I wouldn’t have mercifully beaten up The Freight Train. I LOVE FREIGHT TRAIN! I LOVE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING! AND DAMN IT I LOVE THE FANS!

Champagne enters Champagne: Everything you just said. IRRELEVANT. You! IRRELEVANT! Even that silly clipboard with those empty words on that Lockdown 7 match contract between me and you? IRRELEVANT. I will be in the main event that night, cause in 2 weeks I’ll be winning the 2020 Xtreme Rumble match and I won’t BE in a match with you. Besides. I wrestle real competition. I wrestle real professional wrestlers. Troy: Well that’s quite the coincidence because in the several months I was out of action I was trained by a professional wrestler. That’s right an old grizzled veteran. In Greensboro, North Carolina I traveled and I was trained by the great

Freight Train enters to jubilation Freight Train: Troy Clausen is a trained professional wrestler! The same man who trained me down there in Greensboro Carolina the man himself George South

George South and son (also wrestler) Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning enters to “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey [[Geroge South wrestled for the NWA back in the 80’s pretty much a job guy but has wrestled Flair many times. He still wrestles today and is most known for his podcast “You don’t work Dad, You wrestle” with his son Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning.

Champagne: LMAOOOOOO The Boy Scout? George South? Is that your name? Lol. You were trained by these guys. Go back to your trailer in Greensboro and talk into some cheap podcast equipment and talk about the good days. Hey George have you ever won a match? Like, ever?

Champagne gets in George South’s face, Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning apprehends him to back up George South: Champagne in 2013 you attended my school with HIGHSPOTS and I distinctly remember afterwards you went off on a tangent saying you were the best, this and that, with your nose up in the air at the other fellas and gals trying to chase the same dream as you. You left the school when I said you were too sloppy and you needed to tighten up in the ring and you left. You told me I was a nobody and I don’t have the business training anybody. Well I’ve trained WWE Cedric Alexander that’s a Cruiserweight Champion. I’ve trained Tessa Blanchard Yep that’s the first ever women’s world wrestling champion over there making an IMPACT! I thought I was gonna train you but I’ve spent the past few months training your daddy so he can BEAT YOU Champagne: What’s that? Sorry George I don’t speak hick. Champagne: (looks at Train) I don’t speak retard either (groan dull poor taste) Champagne: (looks at Jake Manning) and the Boy Scout? That’s your thing? Boy Scout With that questionable mustache you look like someone who has the Tik Tok app on his phone and doesn’t have an account. Someone check this guy George South: What’s wrong with you? I’m gonna tell your boy. If you got a problem with my son and me then why don’t you say it Champagne: I do have a problem but now you do. You and me. Let’s go. George South: (looks at Romeo) Well if that’s okay with the General manager I’d challenge you to your own match! That’s right! A Clausen Cleaver match!

(Freight Train Pulls out a Magic Marker from his jacket and draws a poorly done squiggly line not even halfway in the middle of the canvas (George South side is much bigger) Champagne: huh huh I’m not even gonna complain at those odds.

Clausen Cleaver Match M1: Champagne Clausen defeats George South

During the match an attempt to interfere from Troy Clausen was thwarted when Troy shoved in a steel chair toward a downed George South and a standing Champagne stepped on the chair “Thanks” Champagne proceeded to whack South over the back with the steel chair several times until kicking him over his ill-equal line of the Cleaver and pinning South clean 1-2-3

Troy: That’s fine you wanna continue to be a brat, you wanna drag our business out into the mainstream. Well I can play dirty Pal in fact I do it better than anybody ever has in this industry. So Champagne Clausen next week I’m gonna invite people from your past, your present and your future and I’m gonna expose you and I’m gonna embarrass you and at Lockdown I’m gonna give you a beating your father should have given you before...... (intentional botch to enhance Troy’s babyface character)

James Westerbeck interviews The Set (mostly Jordan Oliver) on his current streak as he prepares to fight world champ Golden Bryce tonight. Jordan: I’m 8-0 never been defeated in the year 2020, never lost a match in this DECADE! The real champ is the Juniorweight title and remember that streak of Jacques Dudley’s back in 2012, well that’s nothing on me. I’m swimming with sharks and it’s blood in the water pimpin’. Golden Shower boy is gonna get a kick in the face courtesy of me Jordan Oliver so get that, got that? Good. Mark. (Ruckus is rubbing Oliver’s shoulders behind him) Ruckus: “My boy Jawdan. This my son right here. I f*** with this n**** the long way and new blood cap glock gang rag gang

VIGNETTE Mandy Leon hypes “Mid-evil Marauders” coming soon

1 on 1 M2: Priscilla Kelly defeats Doxy Deity

Post match promo Lotus goes on tangent on how Prisiclla is at her core the thing wrong with modern feminism, toxic and nasty. Doing the right cause the WRONG way. Prisiclla responds “Your whole family has this moral compass high horse how about you shut your mouth”

Lotus responds “Eat those words Prisiclla let it fester in the gristle of your guts :)

Soloman Nasty pleads Joe Gacy go give him ONE MORE CHANCE! Gacy says fine I respect a guy who doesn’t give up

M3: Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil defeat Joe Gacy & Soloman Nasty

Reed puns Nasty after a 450 splash from the 2nd rope

After the match Gacy helps Soloman Nasty up and just when he seems to let him be “The Plagueground” replacing Croyle during injury. Up the ramp Gacy hits Soloman with both tag titles and gorilla presses him onto the steel grate of the stage and leaves him in a whole heap of mess

Backstage: [[FUNNY] All Man is listening to Doja Cat “Say So” embarrassingly making a Tik Tok to it He talks to All Woman and says I’ve been going viral recently! Chainmail are back! Milkmen might be back to work country-wide. My title reign really resonated with people. All Woman: You did it :) You did it ALL by yourself :) All Man smiles corny-like in front of an American flag and chugs a chocolate Nesquik

Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam join commentary and run down Leonard McGraw and Ryu

MATCH OF THE NIGHT RIGHT HERE 1 on 1 M4: Leonard McGraw w/ Ryu defeat Alveno La Flare

PROMO: Lockdown 7 is 40 days away

PROMO: Golden Bryce BANG! Energy commercial

1 on 1 Juniorweight vs World Heavyweight Golden Bryce DEFEATS (8-0) Jordan Oliver

back and forth match. At one point referee Kevin Madrox does a great “YOURE OUTTA HERE” to The Set at ringside (Myron, Kotto, Ruckus, Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera)

Jordan is going for the “Clout Cutter” and Bryce hits the 6 rings on Oliver’s BACK ((Total innovative way to spear someone to their back as Oliver flings off the top rope to the middle of the ring, reverse 6 rings. 1-2-3 and just like that Jordan Oliver takes his first L of the year

Bryce looks at the camera and breaks the 4th wall a bit gives a “hey why not” look Raises Jordan’s Juniorweight title as well as his own World Heavyweight Title both in the air as the show goes off the air!

VICE NETWORK 2020™️

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (4-3-2020)

Friday Night Pyro #420 April 3rd, 2020 Los Angeles, CA The Barracks

Opening Segment: Golden Bryce says Blitzkrieg was a success NOW ON TO THE RUMBLE....

Leonard McGraw enters with Ryu McGraw to Bryce: “And I plan on winning that Xtreme Rumble match in just 3 weeks and any piss pants punk in the back can file back cause come April 26th brother I’m coming for ya...

Alveno enters “Who’s to say I don’t have a chance to shock the world”

Leonard to Alveno “You wanna back that up kid”

GT and Bedlam enters “Leo you got more problems considering saving your bollocks. Last Sunday at Blitzkrieg you won that cage match within an inch of your life. You should be more concerned about me

Leonard signals GT “Get your finger out of Ethan’s ass. Cause Garrett I’m fixing to fight you right now c’mon son take your best shot”

GT to Leonard “Perhaps later”

Bryce “Perhaps you take your best shot against me. Because Garrett you know in this business and lately you’ve been beating around the bush with Leonard McGraw so I say this in this locker room you either act tough or talk tough and you a pussy

OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTT

Mandy Leon consort promo “The roaring 20’s-esq promo”

1 on 1 Non-Title / Exhibition Match M1: Golden Bryce defeats Garrett Thompson w/ Bedlam

Bedlam interference consistently but smarty Bryce avoids many of his antics. Referee Kevin Madrox officiates it well and doesn’t completely blind himself like the typical ref spot. He continuously is catching Bedlam off guard before he does heelish tactics. GT is able to get upper hand on Bryce for a long time so much so that commentary points out “Garrett Thompson a former Lockdown main event himself. Main evented Lockdown 5 unsuccessfully but despite never being a world champion GT has always remained IN THE HUNT. And a win over Bryce tonight can put him in that position; potentially in 3 weeks at the Rumble” Finish: GT is setting up Bryce for the Wasteland. But in the follow-through of the maneuver Bryce is able to cradle GT in for a crucifix roll-up for the 1-2-3 Bryce defeats Garrett Thompson After the match GT Irate calls for a “2” towards the ref. Bryce hits the 6 rings on him for good measure. And just like that the world champion is on nothing but a positive momentum swing as we treach toward the rumble.

After the match Leonard McGraw runs down to the ring and “gets a piece of GT’s ass” Bedlam tried to evade him but Leonard tosses Bedlam right over the top rope to the outside and then Lou Thez press on GT, punches him and then GT rolls out the ring. McGraw then all hype backs up into Bryce’s chest and turns around quick and fake him out with a Buckshot clothesline ONLY a fakie. Bryce DID NOT flinch and McGraw nods his head up and down then points up 3 fingers as to signal just 3 more Pyro’s until the Rumble. Then he points up at the Lockdown 7 sign.

Camera follows Bryce from the ring, up the ramp and even behind the curtain.

The Set is chilling right behind the curtain smoking weed “as ya do” Ruckus, Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera Jordan Oliver to Bryce: Hah! Nice roll up champ. Bryce: It wasn’t pretty but it was a win Jordan: Yeah it was a win but c’mon I’m undefeated. You’ve lost a couple bucko. 2020 is the year of The Set. 2020 is my year. And in just 3 weeks I’m gonna throw out all those clowns and I’m gonna unify our titles pimp Myron & Kotto: laughing Ruckus: gets up from chair and looks Bryce up and down** psssk let’s get outta here Bryce: What? Ruckus: looks Bryce up and down again Bryce: What’s wrong Ruckus? If you don’t talk, I’ll talk to this talkative punk Jordan Oliver: Me? Bryce: Yeah..I don’t have the authority to unify titles. I certainly wouldn’t classify myself a “Junior”weight. So how bout this junior, take on the heavyweight. Champion. And we’ll see how long your solid that undefeated streak of yours is. Jordan Oliver: You want me? Your own. I just think it’s a bad marketing move to do the Lockdown main event next week but that’s cool. You and me. 1 on 1. Juniorweight champ vs Heavyweight champ. Bryce: And by the way “The Set” your welcome to be at ringside to play cheerleader for Jordan. Just know that if you step in my ring during the match. As soon as I see some ass I’m kicking it. Get it. (Looks at Myron) Got it. (Looks at Kotto) Good. (Looks at Ruckus)

Bryce walks off The Set stares at him walking off (((Clustered talking))) “Fuck that nigga” “Lame ass Busta” “Green Bryce lookin ass”

M2: Tag Team Action! Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil w/ Jordan Oliver defeat 3M3 (wearing 3M protective facemasks)

(((Ruckus and Lexoni on commentary put over Myron, Kotto & Jordan)))

Backstage: Amy Lee knocking on Kiera Hogan’s Dressing Room door. “Are you ready?” Kiera: I can’t open the door... Amy: I’m coming in Kiera: I need help... Amy: Ok I’m coming in (Kiera Hogan is screaming with both hands stuck to her weave not natural hair (not a weave that she typically sports) Amy: are you gonna put your hands down? Kiera: That bitch Priscilla has put glue all over my weave and now I can’t remove it from my hands. Amy: our match is next we gotta go Kiera: no no no no no I can’t no no no Amy: Oh yeah the title, I’ll hold your belt for you (Amy Lee practically pushing Kiera Hogan down the hallway) Amy: Champion’s don’t take breaks Kiera: that is the un-truest statement ever

Tag Team Action! (Kiera Hogan not in ring gear with hands glued to her head (on apron most of match, can’t tag in)

M3: Prisiclla & Doxy defeat Amy Lee & Kiera Hogan (c)

*comedy match with spots revolving around Kiera Hogan not being able to use her hands since they were glued meticulously by Priscilla when she put on her weave *Priscilla and Doxy have had a barbed-wire massacre match in the past so seeing them team up for once they weren’t very chummy but both have a grudge to settle with Kiera now

Finish: Priscilla hits osteoporosis on Amy Lee for the win and after the match Kiera is able grab her title and scram once she un-glues her hands but her weave is still stuck so she has just a basket use for hands. “I’m gonna finish you once and for all you tramp” *Doxy standing side by side in the ring with Priscilla *Doxy grabs the mic “Prisiclla tonight we were a team but there aren’t women’s tag titles In this promotion. So we are not friends. I’m looking at one thing. My women’s championship. Priscilla: Well I’m looking a two things. A bimbo with her hands glued. And the women that took that title from me. I’m not friends with ANYONE. Bite me

*Backstage: [Pre-Recorded Promo] ((Looks to be inside of a car)) Rosemary and Lotus with Slayer Slayer: 30. 30 dived by half is 15. 15 in 3rds becomes 5. And just like the lotus blossom. You can pluck it away 1 by 1 by 1 by1.........then that petal remains. That petal will always be remembered. In 3 weeks. I am that petal. And my seed is another. I’m not a betting man. But betting odds. Lotus or myself main eventing the biggest event in XPWEW history. I’m just waiting. I don’t have anything to prove.....

In Ring Segment: (((Joe Gacy needs to find a tag team partner worthy of being champion with him since Brodie Croyle is injured His first trial: Soloman Nasty

Tag Team Action! M4: Joe Gacy & “Soloman Nasty” defeat 2 jobber local talents Bully Jaxon & “Mr. Insane Replay”

After the match Joe Gacy gives Soloman Nasty a “thumbs up” Nasty smiles Gacy then gives a “thumbs down” and pounces Nasty Gacy then sets up a table in the ring and presses him through it Joe Gacy: “I guess Soloman Nasty isn’t Plagueground material and isn’t worthy of being my tag team champion partner” *lifts Soloman Nasty up and slams the microphone on his head! EMTs didn’t even bother helping the jobber Soloman Nasty tonight here folks

Main Event! 3 Way Match (first fall wins) Leonard McGraw defeats All Man & Slayer

Finish occurs when Slayer gets thrown to the outside. All Man is getting momentum he’s going crazy shaking the ropes but off the ropes on the other side of the ring BOOM! TEXTBOOK TITAN TRON LEVEL Leonard annihilates All Man with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL aka “The Buckshot” Leonard McGraw picks up the WIN by pinning the All Man

IN RING SEGMENT: James Westerbeck: Ladies & Gentlemen for the first time speaking in over 6 months. Troy Clausen

Champagne Clausen enters

Champagne about to speak...

Troy Clausen enters

“Troy: Well, dont look at me like I’m fricken Frankenstein you don’t wanna give me a hug. That’s fine. I don’t want it. 6 months ago I got into the ring for the first time and I got my ass handed to me. And since then that man hasn’t won a match huh huh (Hi Jacques, how ya doing) In those months we’ll we’ve entered a new decade. Kobe Bryant passed away. Terrible. Corona Virus has changed the everyday world, as we know it. Jacques Dudley has a losing streak...Jake Awesome doesn’t even work here anymore. Golden Bryce won a match on PPV. Champagne: I was the World HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Troy: Yeah well I didn’t see it Champagne: I was Troy: Oh yeah you were, but not the Curtis Clausen I knew. Before you won that title 45 minutes before I was incapacitated. You were different. And then when you seen I was going to make a full recovery I was told you amped my meds? You amped up my dosage? How is that legal? You won that title and you became vindictive, vengeful, hateful, mean, calculating, heartless, relentless and god damned GUTERRRRAL .......Just like me! :) But Curtis you’ll never be evil as me :) You’ll never be as good at bein one VILE SON OF A BITCH LIKE ME! You’ll always be...a Troy. Clausen wannabe. You took me out of the picture because you wanted to be the center of attention well now you got it. You got it. I like it You know why? Cause I would have done the same DAMN THING!!!! But now your times up. Freight Train told me everything. But now I’m awake and I don’t care what title you won, you are a pissant. You couldn’t keep me down! And I love it! I love it! Vindictive! Calculated. Vile. You tried but Damnit son lol I’m just a whole lot better at it Now look at ya You got no title You have no sedated father Where’s all the attention you wanted Well that’s fine cause you’ve paid yourself an ass whooping And this means I got one more chance to beat the fuck outta you Champagne: You won’t Troy: Oh I won’t SLAPS CHAMPAGNE ((Champagne tackles troy and punches him repetitively over and over. ((Troy just Eats all those punches)) Troy laying on mat on his back: You got nothing.. heavily breathing ((Champagne looks under the ring and grabs a Singapore Cane)) Troy: Do it. Do it you Jagaloon Champagne: thwaks .......again.........again....then hits Troy on the back about 6 times (((Champagne goes back to punching Troy on the head over and over until blood is spilled and Troy has a crimson mask just flowing from his forehead (( Champagne un-do’s his tie and leaves the ring )) Troy: You and me...Lockdown Seven Champagne: mouthing since he has no microphone “I’ll be doing the main event” Troy: No heavily breathing I’ll make damn you won’t..... Camera zooms in on a bloody crimson masked smiling Troy Clausen SHOW ENDS