xX_ i wOndEr what My bEd sOpOr tastEs likE... _Xx
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lance only dnfd because of sainz’s appendix btw. his love of older spanish men could sense that something was wrong and crashed out of solidarity
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thank youuuu! a bit of Team Shenanigans from chapter 2 of the ending where you finally find your way home:
As one, the team turned to Sam. How he’d become the designated leader in this situation, he wasn’t sure, and he didn’t like it. He mentally pleaded for Roy to get off the phone with Rebecca and said, “Yes. Yes, I think—I think that would be best.”
“I’ll drive,” Colin offered.
“No,” they all chorused with Roy this time.
“We’ll go in the minivan,” said Isaac, digging his keys out of his pocket and giving them a twirl around his index finger. A button was pressed; the minivan, perched in all of its bumper-stickered glory three parking spots away, rumbled to life. “Lay Jamie out in the back. I’ll drive, but I gotta go find where Moe took the girls first.”
“Why on earth would you let Moe watch your children,” said Jan Maas.
“Fuck off, Jan Maas,” said Isaac.
“Ella sent me a selfie of her and Moe,” said Richard. “I believe they are on the roof.”
“They’re what—”
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xX_ thEy shOuld incEnt a slEEp that makEs yIu wEll rEstEdd _Xx
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If we manage to get Louis to #1 he should thank us by wearing the bluegreener version of his recent Adidas turtleneck. Just saying. asos(.)com/adidas-originals/adidas-originals-adicolor-70s-unisex-striped-track-top-in-green/prd/202829297?clr=GREEN. (I just discovered this exists and I'm cackling and had to share)
@ louis for your consideration
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i’m going back to uni tmrw after a month-long absence because i almost admitted myself into a mental institution LETS GOOOOO gonna act like i don’t have 5 exams to take 👄
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Suddenly, flames everywhere by player1064
David Beckham/Gary Neville, 2494 words
Your whole life, you have only wanted one thing.
HI GUYS I POSTED A BEVILLE FIC it's JUST angst but tbh what beville fic ISN'T just angst...
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10 points is just fucking insane city are gonna get chucked out the entire league pyramid at this rate
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