#xylomilo: ninjago

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Geode haters on twt and tiktok r so annoying like all Geo did was have a crush on the hottest ninja and they hated him for speakin the truth

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I posted 615 times in 2022

That's 615 more posts than 2021!

352 posts created (57%)

263 posts reblogged (43%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@fandomsareforlife

@senseiwu

@xylomilo

@jaymi-and-their-shit

@griffinturnersgf

I tagged 596 of my posts in 2022

Only 3% of my posts had no tags

#ninjago incorrect quotes - 285 posts

#ninjago - 114 posts

#ninjago griffin turner - 107 posts

#ninjago paleman - 105 posts

#ninjago shade - 88 posts

#ninjago neuro - 83 posts

#ninjago kai - 80 posts

#ninjago tox - 74 posts

#ninjago lloyd - 62 posts

#ninjago ash - 61 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#edit: just saw a cockroach not long ago. and unfortunately for bolobo. i want it dead. but while i wont laugh- i definitely wont cry either

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Original Quote

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66 notes - Posted August 19, 2022

#4

Kai: Go big or go home!

Nya: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.

Kai: I'm going big!

69 notes - Posted April 15, 2022

#3

Dareth: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

Zane: That’s a snake.

72 notes - Posted March 24, 2022

#2

Ronin: What did you two do?

Kai:

Jay:

Ronin: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

83 notes - Posted July 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Nya, to Cole: If you see Kai, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Nya: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Cole: oh, and Nya said to give you a message.

Cole: *makes a neutral face*

Kai: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

141 notes - Posted April 20, 2022

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Morro: What’s the straightest thing you’ve done?

Harumi: …I killed a guy.

Lloyd: AND YOU FAILED BECAUSE IM STILL ALIVE

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How the elemental masters say stfu (volume warning)

I also haven’t watched Dragons Risings so idk how accurate Cinder, Sora, Arin, Euphrasia, Levo, and Zeatrix are 😭

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“As I looked at my reflection I noticed it winked at me.”

Anatomy was beating my ass so hard with this 😭😭 also I flipped my canvas halfway and forgot so when I was putting my watermark i was so confused on why it was backwards lmaooo

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“Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.”

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Cinder Vulcan Ninjago when he sees Smoke from Mortal Kombat: He just like me fr !!

Also I did most of this at school. Love my teacher but I dgaf about JFK’s speech. Anyways, here’s a non-smoke version.

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Time Twins in Dragons Rising (canon)

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I’ve been having so much brain rot about them teehee !! I feel like it would make sense for them to like… return after the merge. Here’s their ref sheet (might change it later idk) and doodles and light practices under the cut :33

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Gene: Brad, what the hell are you doing?

Brad, staring at Lloyd: He’s pretty ❤️❤️

Gene: And you’re ugly, c’mon you have work to do.

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[Harumi and Morro looking at Lloyd’s dead body]

Morro: I wonder what was going through his head as he died.

Harumi: A bullet.

The Ninja:

(Art by crumb cuptoast love them)

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NOOOO BRAD

WHAT HAPPEN WITH HIM, WHY IS HE LIKE THIS? WHY DO YOU BLOCK MY BABY BOY 😭😭

Need context please

Basically, my hc is that Brad misses Lloyd a lot but is too scared to say it (emotionally unavailable i think) because he grew up thinking that relationships can cause your downfall.

So when Lloyd become his best friend, Brad’s absolutely terrified that he won’t be the best of the best anymore and tries to his best to be distant from Lloyd.

And when Lloyd gets kicked out, he’s relieved but also worried. He’s grown attached to Lloyd and he hates it. Brad wishes he stayed in contact with Lloyd but is too scared to talk first, so he just stalks Lloyd’s accounts and prints out pictures of him because that’s the only way he can see Lloyd.

Then, Brad finds out Lloyd followed him back. He’s terrified and surprised and disgusted. He doesn’t know what to do. He panics and blocks Lloyd on everything. This isn’t what he wants, he doesn’t want to see Lloyd again no matter how much his heart yearns.

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Need more hc about Lloyd's seasonal allergies ‼️‼️

LLOYD’S SEASONAL ALLERGIES

Bro will be dying from his allergies 😭 I’m talkin’ coughing and hacking and sneezing everywhere 24/7

Has the strongest dose for allergy medicine (LMAO)

Doesn’t believe in seasonal allergies☝️thinks that if he doesn’t take his medicine he’ll get better on his own 😭😭

Lloyd: Guys I’m fine ur all being dramatic 🙄🙄

Ninja: MF YOU’RE BEDRIDDEN????

Will purposely sit in a flower field/Bolobo’s garden (thinks it’ll get rid of his allergies if he stays for long enough(it doesn’t and he’s dragged back to the monastery/thrown out by Bolobo)

Whenever he sneezes, he glows green for a sec

Gets the most WILD fever dreams if he doesn’t take his meds

“Bro last night I had a dream that I was in Fran Bow but all the characters were fnaf characters and the bad guy (forgot his name) was William Afton and instead of being shot, I got bit by golden freddy”

“…Lloyd what the fuck it’s 2 am??”

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Lloyd: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Harumi: Me when I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the Hat Man.

Morro: THE WHO????

Harumi: Oh, this not a safe space anymore?

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Lloyd: Are you implying being trans is better than being a npop(ninjago pop) stan??

Morro: I’m not implying it, I’m saying it explicitly.

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Kai: Isn’t it weird that fish makes your lips tingle?

Zane:

Zane: Are you fucking allergic to fish?

Kai: oh.

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More Elemental Master Alignment Charts !!

Part One here

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Overlord: *I* created you… you created *me*…

Lloyd: Dad, fuck this guys ass!

Garmadon: What??

Lloyd: Yeah, fuck him up! C’mon!

Garmadon: That’s god, I just can’t—

Lloyd: TWIST HIS DICK.

Garmadon: WOAH WOAH WOAH

Overlord: WHAT THE FUCK ???