#y/n is definitely famous among assassins

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I saw the ask about of identity reveal in ptl and imagine they both both find out by mistake or jk has suspicions and one day he catches oc slipping up and he's like gotchaaa.. basically what if the reveal is just pure fluff an acceptance and no angst(?? You don't have to write it that way,, it's just this girl here is so done w gut wrenching angst,, now she just wants crack fics and fluff lmao? But anywho you're the author you get final say) 💕💕

I love this idea 🥺 It makes so much sense because the two of them are already suspicious of one another. They can't keep brushing off their injuries!

I've always perceived this couple to be purely fluff and comfort. They're one another's safe havens, protected from the cruel world outside 🥲 If they revealed their identities on accident, there would be less doubt instilled in mc's head. If anything, they might just laugh it off because they can't believe it wasn't more obvious to them!

[your-nanas-house]

You can make a three-way story between jeremia, jerome and reader but make it hot in the sense that it goes on.......... Thank you❤️

Unexpected night

Pairing: Jerome Valeska X Reader, Jeremiah Valeska X Reader

Warnings: Alcohol, getting drunk ... other things

Words: 1155

Summary: Reader goes to have fun and meets the Valeska twins.

Note: I thought about dividing it into two parts, there is no smut here. I apologize for the English and for any mistakes.⚠️A REALLY BAD WRITTEN STORY, I apologize and I will try to change it and fix it.

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It was a rainy evening, Y/n had no intention of going out and having a good time.

She wasn't one of those people who was so much of a partier and a night person, but more of an early riser and more reserved. Unlike her friend Sasha, an assassin working for Oswald Cobblepot, who had other plans.

Who knows what would have happened if she had insisted more on not going out to one of Gotham's most famous pubs.

It had been only a week since the young woman had broken up with her boyfriend, and Sasha thought it would be a good idea to take her out for a good time to make her forget everything. And she succeeded, convincing her by grabbing the first sexiest outfit she found in her closet, making her put it on and dragging her out to a taxi.

Y/n continued to watch the rain drops come down on the taxi window while listening to her friend's list of things to do that night:

Arrive

Get drunk

Dance

HAVE FUN

Think about nothing and especially not about Roy, Y/n's ex.

They reached Gotham's most famous pub, known mostly by criminals, thanks to Sasha's social status received through her work and managed to get in without too many problems and without having to wait a long time to be refused.

As soon as they entered they were blinded by the red lights that filled the room creating a sensual and strangely calm atmosphere. There were several people dancing, drinking or just sitting together talking and watching the others dance.

The first point of the list was accomplished, now they had to do the second one "getting drunk", the two girls approached the first bar nearby trying to order something to drink and stayed there for a while simply talking among themselves joking and drinking.

The third point was definitely easy. After all the alcohol they had in their bodies, they dragged each other to the dance floor starting to dance without a care in the world.

It wasn't long before Y/n found herself dancing alone, stopping looking around for her friend seeing her talking with her longtime crush, Ed.... Edward Nygma, she thought his name was.

The pretty girl's thoughts were interrupted when she felt arms around her waist and a warm body pressing against her. She took a moment to react, not having time to say anything as she felt the warm breath of the person behind her speak close to her ear to be heard despite the high volume of the music "hi doll, what is such a beautiful girl doing all freeze and all alone on the dance floor?", she hinted a smile leaning more and more against the body behind her and his warmth "who knows, maybe I prefer to be alone or maybe I wanted to get someone's attention", a throaty laugh came out of the man who leaned again towards her ear purring "you sure got it kitten, I hope I'm the lucky one to have your attention", the girl smiled pretending to think about it turning her face slightly "you might be or you might not be", the strong arms turned her around, holding her against the warm body "mh... philosophical, I like that".

Y/n froze seeing who she was dealing with trying to recognize the man with gorgeous ginger hair and scars in front of her smiling at her waiting for a reaction, she raised an eyebrow stroking his face tracing the scars on it, making the criminal's smile even bigger "uh, are we at the part where we make out in public? We go fast," he purred, making to kiss her, being stopped by her index finger pressed on his lips "ah, ah, ah tiger, not so fast...do we know each other? I've seen you somewhere before...mh, I don't know, maybe it's just because you have ginger hair..my ex has ginger hair too, but my friend said I don't have to think about him today and I still like gingers", she smiled seductively meeting his gaze again pecking him near the mouth going into the crowd dragging him behind "so, yeah, I think you're the lucky one, attractive ginger".

Jeremiah made his way through the crowd looking for his twin brother who had gotten up from their table to go get a drink and hadn't returned, finding him frozen in a spot near the dance floor "what are you doing, Jerome? Aren't you supposed to be getting a drink?" the ginger turned at his brother's voice "oh, shut up Miah, I've definitely found better than drinks and it's been distracting me this whole time", Jeremiah shook his head ignoring his twin's speech walking towards the bartender taking a seat at a chair, ordering a drink and turning his face to study the people around him freezing as soon as he noticed a y/h/c haired girl in a sexy dress hinting a smirk at her "good evening beautiful, looking for someone? ". Y/n turned around looking at him smiling drunkenly "uh, hello handsome," Jeremiah's smile widened as he moved slightly closer to her making conversation.

Jerome continued to walk around looking for the little doll he had found and danced with all night, stopping on his feet as soon as he saw her talking to Jeremiah who had gotten a little too close for Jerome's liking.

Y/n giggled at what the man in front of her had said. Turning around as soon as she felt a hand on her waist looking lighting up as she saw her ginger again hugging him quickly jumping up "zenzy!!! You're back! Where have you been?" she turned her face and stopped slightly confused looking at them tilting her head to Jeremiah "I've seen you somewhere before...haven't I?". The girl brought her face closer almost brushing her lips with Jeremiah's who smiled moving closer to capture her lips, Jerome moved her back against him giving Jeremiah a angry look who returned it moving her hair away from Y/n's face "oh come on Jerome, let her choose who she wants to be with, mh," the ginger squinted his eyes and she smiled not really understanding what was going on turning to Jerome kissing along his jaw soothing him making him purr and holding her closer to him "mh, anything to add dear brother? As you can see she's aware that I'm better than you, isn't that right baby girl", Jeremiah quickly shifted her, pressing her against his chest "oh, go on believing that, she knows I'm better than you", he hinted a smile feeling the light kisses on his neck.

Jerome laughed, taking her back staring intently into Jeremiah's eyes "I bet I could take care of her better than you, Miah", he huffed a laugh squinting his eyes "I'd like to see that, Jerome"

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[angel-tries-to-write]

Old Love Doesn’t Rust

Fandom: Assassin’s Creed Rating: Explicit Pairing: Ezio Auditore x fem!reader Word count: 2611 Genre: smut and fluff

Inspired by this. @marshmallow--3​ here, as I promised

A/N: Sooo... Well, first of all I have parents who are his age, so it was weird, but I’ve done worse things, so no stress, I’m fine. Second of all, I’m not a fan of age differences, so I made the reader as old as Ezio, I don’t think I’ve ever read anything like that, so it’s a unique and interesting experience. Am I screaming now and am I going to scream for a few days and every time this post will get a note? You can guess.

Also the title is a literal translation of Polish idiom, which I decided suits better than the actual translation, or the actual meaning of this expression.

Constantinople was a beautiful city. Not as much as Florence, but still pretty. Unfortunately, you didn't arrive there for a sightseeing tour, you had to find your husband and help him before that moron would get himself killed. Even as an old man he was still reckless and sometimes straight up stupid. That was why you decided to leave your children with your sister-in-law and sail to Istanbul. You traveled in a simple dress, not your assassin's robes, for safety. Assassins were in trouble way more often than older women, so you decided to stick with your disguise. If you could avoid fighting, you were doing everything to do so.

La Volpe did an amazing job and gave you the exact address of the Turkish Brotherhood headquarters. It allowed you to go there unnoticed, all guards were oblivious to the fact that another Italian master assassin was among them. You were casually walking through the city, pretending you were just a visitor, not bothered by anyone. All that was left was to sneak in to the headquarters, but that never was a problem to you. Once you were inside, all you had to do was to find your man's quarters and wait there.

Unfortunately, not everything went as smoothly as you would like it to. You were noticed by a young assassin novice and vanishing was not an option. Then you had to try to reason her, which you knew could be difficult.

“Who are you? And how did you get here?!” the girl barked. She tried to press her hidden blade to your throat, but you were far more skilled than her and you disarmed her quickly.

“Merhaba (Hello). I am looking for Ezio Auditore” you said in Turkish with a polite smile, returning the weapon. “I do not intend to hurt anyone, I just wish to speak with him.”

“He is in his quarters. He clearly demanded to be interrupted only in emergency” the young assassin explained, taking her weapon with a visible embarrassment. She reminded you a lot of your apprentices in Rome. You missed them sometimes.

“Do not worry. He will understand. Show me the way, please, it will save me a lot of time” you were calm and convincing, many apprentices were telling you that you remined them of their mothers. That was sort of true, since you had given birth to your first child, you've changed. You had became more gentle and careful, but also more ruthless, especially towards the enemies. You would kill every single templar in the whole world, if they ever tried to hurt your children.

The novice was reluctant, but she finally showed you the way. When you opened the door, you saw the love of your life sleeping peacefully. His bare chest was moving in a steady rhythm and you could notice new wounds and bruises marking his skin. You saw the girl biting her lip as she watched the famous Il Mentore. He was old, but still attractive, many times you had heard girls giggling and whispering about him, usually when they thought you were not around. But you were cool with that, sometimes you would even join them for fun. After all, he was a snack.

“Teşekkürler (Thank you). I can do the rest myself” you dismissed the young assassin and closed the door behind you. All that was left was to strip of that dress and sneak into the bed. Luckily, months of having babies helped you two to learn how to move around each other without waking the other one. Soon you were in the bed with your husband and you almost started to cry. You missed him so much it hurt, and though you knew his mission was important, it wasn't helping at all, you just had to see him. Your hand found its way to his body, you just couldn't resist. Ezio stirred, feeling your touch.

“(Your/name)?” he whispered still half asleep.

“Si, amore mio (Yes, my love)?” you purred and kissed him. You were so close you couldn't resist. He kissed you back, but then he realized what was going on, apparently waking up properly. He pulled away, breaking the kiss and sat up.

“(Y/n)! What happened, is something wrong?” the man looked at you, demanding explanation.

“Nothing is wrong, mio caro (my dear). I just had to make sure you are not wrong” you answered, sitting up. The covers slid down, exposing your body for him to watch. “I missed you so bad and I knew you can not be left alone for a long time” you touched one of his almost healed wounds. “So I left our children with Claudia and came here. To help you. I did not say anything, because I knew you would try to stop me. And I am not going to. We will finish this mission together.”

“You should not have come. I left you on purpose, we can not risk our children losing both of us” he said, visibly struggling with thinking of the best solution.

“That is why I am here, love. To make sure they will not lose any of us. We are in this together” you touched his cheek and caressed it lovingly. You could see worry in Ezio's amber eyes and you knew he just wanted you to be safe. But you were not a little child, you were able to take care of yourself. He sighed deeply, not really sure what to do, but finally leaned in and kissed you.

“I missed you a lot” you heard him whisper and you knew he had lost this battle. You smirked and kissed him again, this time deeper and more hungrily. You didn't have to wait for his response.

Ezio tackled you to the bed, ending up on top of you. He let his burning desire show up, letting you know how much he wanted you, even though it was pretty obvious, you could feel he was hard and ready. His rough hands roamed your body, still fit and strong, despite your age and pregnancies. Assassins had to stay shaped to be able to fight. You were also blessed with something you used to consider a curse in your early years: you had always looked younger than you really were; when you were in your twenties, you looked like a teenager, but in your early fifties, you looked incredible. No one would tell you were the same age as your husband. Who currently was worshipping that body of yours with the same passion and love he did for the first time many years ago, when both of you were young and never thought that you would end up together forever. You loved that in him, that despite being intimate with so many women in his life, he loved you and treated like you were the only woman in the entire world.

You moaned quietly, when his fingers slid inside you to do some preparation. It was always amazing how he could turn you into hot, panting and squirming mess just with his skilled hands. You couldn't compete with him, however it was fair, because you were better with your mouth. The mighty Il Mentore was completely at your mercy whenever you decided to get down on him. But right at this moment you were at his mercy and while you didn't mind, you were supposed to regret it soon.

Because suddenly the door burst open and you saw a man storming in. He was definitely Turkish and very handsome with his black hair and blue eyes. Your cheeks turned into a bright, lovely shade of pink. Though you were covered by your husband's body and bedsheets, it didn't change the fact that you were lying completely naked in a presence of a stranger. A very attractive stranger.

“The assassins told me someone is here, we-” he stopped, when he realized what he was seeing. His expression went smug in a moment. “I've heard you were a ladies' man, but I never thought you still have it in you” he laughed, looking at the two of you.

“Molto divertente (Very funny). But it is not what you think. This is my wife, (y/n) Auditore” Ezio introduced you proudly. “(Y/n), meet Yusuf Tazim.”

“Nice to meet you” you said, barely keeping a straight face, when your husband's thumb brushed your clit the exact moment you spoke. He was clearly having too much fun and too little shame, fingering you in front of his new friend. “We are busy here, so would you mind...?” you didn't manage to keep your voice steady. Ezio's hands felt just too good, he was teasing you exactly the way he knew you loved it. Perks of being in a long-term relationship, he knew you a bit too well. You shot him a warning glare, he was fifty-three years old and he behaved like a seventeen-year-old.

“Alright, looks like there is no emergency. Have fun” Yusuf laughed again and left, closing the door. You groaned, embarrassed.

“I do not want to see this man anymore” you stated, knowing fully well you won't be able to look him in the eye soon.

“It is him who did not knock, so he should be ashamed” said your lover, kissing your breast. His beard tickled your sensitive skin. “We are married, we can do whatever we want.”

“Fine” you suddenly rolled you two over to be on top of him. “I can do whatever I want, you said it yourself” you smiled smugly at his surprised expression. Ezio chuckled, watching your actions with a burning desire. He closed his eyes feeling your hand touching him just the way he needed it.

“It has been a long time since we were making love” he purred, bucking his hips into your hand.

“We have some free time now, we can make it up” you said and leaned down to kiss the tip of his member. Your husband gasped sharply and leaned into your touches and kisses. He remained silent though, because he knew so well what would happen if he was quiet for long enough. And you did exactly what he needed you to do, soon he was moaning and writhing under you with his member in your mouth. You teased him mercilessly for a while as a payback for the earlier, licking slowly and sucking gently, when you clearly knew he wanted more. But soon your own arousal became unbearable, you needed him so bad that you quickly released his penis from your mouth and slid onto it with no warning. You both moaned at this unexpected sensation. Your inner walls tightened around his marvelous hardness and you let it sink deep into you, watching with lust and satisfaction how good it felt for your man. His rough but skilled fingers caressed your breasts and you shivered, knowing that he thought you were perfect just the way you were. No matter how did your body change by the time and pregnancies, Ezio always loved it.

When you felt ready to start moving, you placed your palms against his strong, muscled chest for support. You noticed that his wounds and bruises were healing slower. An obvious sign he was old. But you loved him even though his once dark brown hair and beard were silvery-grey. You never thought you would ever think this, but grey hair really suited him. He looked like a living legend he was. And you were so proud of him.

You closed your eyes for and tilted your head back. Every move felt better and better. His strong hands gripped your hips, suddenly one of his palms smacked your buttcheek. It was strong enough for you to yelp, but also to know it wasn't just a playful spank. You half-consciously dug your nails into Ezio's chest, hurting him unintentionally. It happened sometimes, that smack was an universal sign for "stop scratching me this hard". You reduced the pressure and strength, to make sure your scratches on his chest will cause a pleasure, not pain. His grip on your hips strengthened to the point it would leave the marks later. Which was exactly the way you liked it. You didn't care about the marks, there was no one you had to hide them from.

Your movements became faster and rougher, sighs and moans of pleasure were escaping your parted lips. Ezio always felt so good and you absolutely loved to have sex with him. And he knew you so well that he could do what you needed, before you even asked for it. This time was no different, he kissed and touched you just the way you wanted him to. Despite you being the top and technically being in control, he used his skilled hands and lips to push you into your orgasm before he reached his. You collapsed onto him, breathing heavily, both of you were tired but happy that you are together and you share this special, intimate moment, especially considering your long separation.

“Who would think, eh?” Ezio asked after some time, when you both calmed down.

“Hmm?” you hummed, looking at him with curiosity, having no idea what he meant.

“That you would be my first woman and my last” he laughed, kissing your forehead.

“I would never. I was sure you would end up with Cristina” you said a little carelessly and your husband tensed when you mentioned his long lost love. None of you could fully forgive yourself for not saving your friend, even though none of you really could. You were too far to come back to Florence at all and Ezio was too late. Just in time for the last goodbye, which wasn't very comforting, even though you didn't have even this opportunity.

“Her father hated me” he said dryly. You've been talking about it, but he was always getting bitter at the slightest mention of Cristina. Every other of his former lovers were only annoying him.

“Well, he had his reasons. Your reputation was not crystal clear” you joked. The assassin relaxed a little.

“Giusto (Right). But sometimes I wonder what would happen if I stayed” he confessed and you sighed, regretting you even said anything.

“Rodrigo would get the Apple of Eden, you would never become Il Mentore or the Assassin at all, then you would not stop Cesare and the Templars would control the whole Italia” you said reasonably. The truth was that he did a lot as the Assassin and without him, the world could look way more different. You were there to remind him about it.

“Do you always have to be right?”

“Of course I do. Besides, sometimes I think you did not mature at all, then someone has to keep you in line.”

“Me? Il Mentore? You are wounding my old heart, woman” he made an offended expression to which you couldn't help but laugh.

“You are not that old. You can still be useful, after all” you brushed his chest with your fingers and kissed him slowly.

“Not now. I am not that restless kid anymore. I need some time before the next round” he caught your hand before you did anything else.

“Don't worry, amore mio (my love). To me you will always be the same ragazzo (boy) I have met years ago” you chuckled. “Even in another fifty years.”

“Ti amo (I love you)” Ezio said and his amber eyes glowed with the feeling. “And I should have taken you with me right away. It will be faster if we do the job together.”

“Indeed. But let us relax a little more.”

“Bene (Good).”