Hello! I've been following you for a while and I love your blog and fics ๐ I have a question bc I feel like I'm missing something important here.
Why does everyone thinks that dragons (Zhongli and Neuvillette) have double shlongs? Was there a detail in game I missed or something lol ๐
Or is just a headcanon that everyone seemed to agree to? Ngl, I LOVE this detail bc you know...double fun *wink*
AYYYYYYY //rubs hands together
are you ready for an interesting lil biology class???
not really
but see thing is, many animals belonging to the scaled reptiles order kiiiind of posses two dicks. The real term would be hemipenes and I think no one knows for sure why two?? but it's a thing. Mostly applies to snakes, lizards, geckos, etc
and since dragons are basically big lizards (scaled reptiles) the fandom just kinda..... runs with it
The funny thing is that they are SO DIVERSE too, they can be side by side or one or top of the other, the can have like lil spikes/barbs or a pointed tip or different thickness etc
so yep, it's kinda like how canine hybrid characters are often given a knot, that's our reptile version lmao, us horny content creators just... go to town with this concept bc after all.... double fun ;3c
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"jisung being a criminal makes him more attractive" DUDE Y/N IS LITERALLY ME WATDAFUQ (yes this is a reader insert but i m sure you get my point) me to felix <333 (IN THE PAST OKAY) seungmin s โจ hwaiting โจ is adorable bye. i love how he straight up replied with an "idk" lol poor kid wanting to cheer his friendfriend up but got thought as weird instead. hyunjin s "what" hurts me ๐ i feel like y/n spilling info to jake will lead to bad shit. not necessarily because of him tattling but ig jisung and felix will know their plan by hacking jake s phone or smth. IDK , I JUST FEEL LIKE JAKE S THE CARELESS TYPE YA KNOW. aaa i feel so bad for hyunjin like, his father dislikes him, his grama hates him :<<
wait so you basically confirmed that felix doesn t have and sad story background ๐ SOOO WHAT ABT THE "need money bc don t have part-time job" EMENE? it seems like jisung has an almost unlimited supply of money so sussy ๐ damn, kinda sad that slc is almost ending :<< i m an optimist what can i say ๐ I KNOW THAT YOU WATCH ANIME but have you seen my hero academia? you know like how every villain had a back story that s sad af, it messed with me big time. i m now always trying to think outside of the box. horikoshi did this.
i love the jyp oppar meme ๐
lovegame anon dw that happens to me all the time ~.~ #canceltumblr ๐คฅ for some reason, tumblr keeps on messing up with my asks :<< like, the last paragraph would surprisingly get placed in the middle of the 1st sentence IN the first paragraph after the author replies to it. so weird. IKR LIKE ash deserves this. she s amazing, my role model, my ult, our queen <333 i m really happy that she gets the recognition she deserves. all her works are ๐๐๐ damn, i feel like you lovegame anon, will do a great job writing song fics ๐คฉ btw, good luck to you <3333
๐ it s fine, we all simp for lovegame anon ๐ i m still the one who got your exclusive love poem *instense lip biting* LMAO TRUE. your (๐ anon) skills in flirting are getting better and better ๐ BROOO AGREED, SEUNGMIN IS LIFE โจ
changing the question a bit, which y/n do you perceive each of your anons as?
if ever a zombie apocalypse arises in ash ville, i feel like i d be the first to get bitten ๐ mainly because i d give up on running
lovegame anon, i feel like you unconsciously drifted to a parallel universe. i wish i could dream about kpop idols lol ACTUALLY, i did dream about stray kids for like 3 consecutive nights but i don t remember the details :">> i wish i could. the most i could remember was a hogwarts au with hyunjin, and 2 other dreams with seungmin and minho but yeah, i can t remember what happened after ~.~
OMG NEW SMAU I LOVE U ASH, i WILL READ WHEN I HAVE THE TIME AGAIN AAAA im excited :">>
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y'all gotta stop falling in love with the criminals istgโ
seungmin is a doer not a talker ๐ญ well, i'm sure hyunjin got the sentiment of whatever seungmin was trying to say lmfao.
and some jake theories huh ๐. that's really funny though. imagine they don't even have to hack into jake's phone, he just ends up talking too loud on the phone while in the bathroom while felix is there. or maybe he's the kind to not even have a password protected phone. he just lives a flowery life like that.
and naur ๐ญ i didn't confirm anything about felix. all i said was that whatever felix's backstory is (whether sad or not) it will not be revealed ๐ฅด. he's forever a secret. he doesn't get any arcs or any spotlights. his personality will never be explained ๐คโจ. also the one who said the thing about needing money without a part time job was seungmin (in reference to his drug dealing gig). and dw, we still have 10-20 more chapters of SLC ๐ญ๐ค. i've seen my hero academia yes uwu. but i kinda stopped na midway cuz i got bored ๐คทโโ๏ธ
the compliments pls ๐ญ i appreciate it ๐. but yeah, pls just resend asks if ever it gets bugged out. dont worry about it~
well that's a hard question since i don't think i have enough y/ns for each anon but ig i'll try ๐ฎโ๐จ
๐anon is def PP heart y/n. just because she said that she works as a secretary of sorts JHSHWJSHE
โanon (you) would probably be SLC y/n ๐ธโจ
LG anon would probably be hey! hey! golden boy y/n
๐บanon and ๐งanon are 100% my sunshine y/n
๐ฝanon (bless their heart, i miss them already) would be YHAM y/n
<3anon would probably be secret idol boyfriend y/n
๐ฆanon and ๐anon would be ehaloj y/n~
then ๐ณanon would be bff code y/n
then there's ๐anon and ๐anon that i have not yet interacted with too much ๐คง๐ so i can't judge. though i honestly already had a hard time halfway thru cuz my y/ns aren't that diverse ๐
i hope i didn't miss anyone ๐
ashville though, i like it ๐ฃ new tag mayhaps
and ofc! take your time. room 404 won't be a heavy read though. it's just a feel-good episodic series so there won't even be a lot of updates all the time. each episode is it's own story/arc! i made it for those that just wanna sit back and relax here in town ๐คง no need to dwell into heavy conspiracies and whatnot.
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