#yandad hal jordan

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How YanDad Hal Jordan would react if a Red Lantern gave his darling a ring. I don't know why but I have a cute image of the darling playing with Dex-Starr

I love the idea of the darling being given a Red Lantern ring but not utilizing it, like they keep it locked in a drawer or something but they still end up gaining the attention of Dex-Starr. Like maybe they remind him of his old owner, whether it’s how they look, smell or act. Maybe it’s just in the way they interact with him that has him reverting back to his old self before becoming so enraged with the loss of his owner.

I just imagine Hal coming home after some time away just wanting to cuddle is bby and make up for some much needed time, only to walk in on his precious bby already cuddled up with Dex-Starr. He’d be fuming. How the hell did the space cat even find his way here in the first place?!

Also, I love the idea of Dex-Starr just acting like a normal cat and being all loving and affectionate with the darling only to stare daggers into Hal’s soul when the darling isn’t looking. Hal and Dex-Starr only really act out on their beef with each other in the depths of space where the darling is safe away from it and none the wiser as to what’s taking place.

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No but listen, imagine y/N calling yanpapa Green Arrow "Oliver" bc she's that pissed off at him. Not "papa" or "dad", just straight up Oliver and even yandad Hal is fucking SHOOK

The darling calling him by his first name would be the equivalent of one’s parent calling them by their full name. And when I say the realization and look of pure ‘I’ve dun fucked up’ on Oliver’s face would be incredible. This man not only knows that he fucked up but so does yan!dad Hal and possibly the rest of the Justice League, all they can do is watch as one of their own is verbally ripped into by his bby for whatever reason. There would be an odd sense of pride and a little fear going through everyone’s minds. Especially for Oliver and Hal.

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Okay this is inspired by a tiktok trend

How would the yandads react to their platonic darling not saying "I love you" back when they say goodbye?

Like you know for example Yandad Steve is about to go To a long mission or something and he's like

Yandad Steve: bye bby be good I'll be back soon love u <3

And the darling is just like

Y/n: *while on her phone* k bye

Yandad Steve would be so expectant, all the dads would to be honest. When Reader doesn’t say the words he’s expecting, Steve will clear his throat, say he’s leaving again and how long it’ll be before he saw his bby again. Maybe they just didn’t hear him. If he still doesn’t get the words he wants though then he won’t leave until he does.

Yanpapa Oliver would also be under the impression that his bby didn’t hear him say goodbye. He’d wait a second, repeat himself and if he still doesn’t get what he wants then he’s a crying mess clutching onto his bby for dear life. Just say the words and he’ll act as if nothing happened, going back to his “normal” papa self.

Yandad Bruce isn’t going to let that fly. No, he’s getting an “I love you” before he leaves. Bruce is the type to not repeat himself or work you through what he wants of you, no, he’ll just stand in place and stare at his bby expectantly. And if they want him to stop and leave them they’ll say the words back.

Yandad Clark would be the type to walk his bby through saying the words. Like, “Bye, Y/n! Be home soon. Love you!” “K. Bye Clark.” He’s at the door, hand hovering over the handle, “And?” There’ll be a notable sigh and then Reader will finally say the words. Once they do, Clark will happily be on his way.

Yandad Lex, much like Bruce, would silently stare at his bby expectantly. He won’t leave until they say it and if he doesn’t think the words are said genuinely or with enough emotion then he’s still not leaving until they are.

Yandad Hal has no problem telling his bby what he wants to hear. Like, “Bye, Y/n! Love you!” “Yeah. Bye, Hal.” There’ll be an expectant pause before Reader hears a semi threatening, semi reminding “Say it.” Like all the other dads, once the words are said he’ll leave.

Bonus:

Yandad Wolverine never says the words himself but he’ll be damned if his bby doesn’t say them. Just one arched brow from him and those words will come flying out Reader’s mouth no problem.

Yandad Deadpool would be so annoying about it. Honestly, Wade says “I love you” after every other sentence and more times then not he expects his bby to answer every single one with their own “I love you too”. But goodbyes are extremely important to Wade, even though he tries to play them off as nothing. It’s when he’s leaving that he really needs his bby to tell him they love him. If they don’t he’ll get real close and repeatedly poke them until they do. His strategy is to annoy them into giving him what he wants.

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Imagine YanDad Green Lantern when his bby starts dating a Yellow Lantern👀

Hal Is throwing hands!!! Like, it’s on sight and all the Green Lanterns are definitely pulling up to get their hits in too.

Hal wouldn’t be happy if his bby dated another Green Lantern, let alone a Yellow Lantern. It’s not happening, not on the yanfamily Green Lantern Squad’s watch.

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You know that classic vine 'you are my dad boogie woogie woogie' what if the darling created something like that except with their real dad but i want to see yandere dads reaction about that lol

I could see Reader making their own version and sending to the yandads as a ‘fuck you, you’re not my real dad’ kind of thing.

Yandad Steve Rogers is a little hurt. But he’s one who can’t discount that you do have another father. One who was there before him and Steve is appreciative towards him for raising you until he came around. Steve would be one to make his own version too but instead it’s ‘You’re my kid too Boogie Woogie Woogie’ or something of the sort.

Yanpapa Oliver Queen is going to be so devastated. Like, who is this mans? He’s your papa! Why isn’t he the one in the vine? Do you need a picture of him? ‘Cause he’s got plenty. Honestly, he would be the type to pull up the video and cry himself to sleep. I could also see him making his own version. Like, ‘I’m your dad Boogie Woogie Woogie’ but in his version there’s a picture of him and Reader and a huge X over Reader’s real dad’s face.

Yandad Hal Jordan feels a little attacked. He’s a good dad, so why didn’t you put him in there too. He knows you’ve got your OG dad and he tolerates it but couldn’t you put him there too. He’s more or less fine with sharing the role of dad, as long as he’s the cooler one. But at least give him a little credit.

Yandad Bruce Wayne wouldn’t be impressed. If you had chosen to put him in your version then he would have loved it, watching it on repeat forever. But he’s unamused. He’d pretend to have never seen it but he would be a little sulky the next few weeks. He holds grudges and is petty but we wouldn’t draw it out too long with you. Besides, the batfam would probably persuade him into doing their own version but it’s the entire batfam. Like, ‘you’re my kids Boogie Woogie Woogie’ and it has all the kids in it it, especially Reader.

Yandad Clark Kent would be hurt. He’s your dad now, but he’s another one who can’t discount that your real dad was a thing. But he’s here now so don’t worry about it! He would totally make an edited version of Reader’s version. It’s the same thing except a picture of Clark is very obviously photoshopped over Reader’s real dad’s picture. That’ll be the version he lives by and he’ll show it to everyone. Like, “Look what my bby made for me” or “Isn’t my bby the best” .

Yandad Lex Luthor is another one who isn’t amused. This will only fuel his jealousy towards your real father for being there before he ever could have been. He would erase it and pretend it never existed. He’s obviously the better dad. He has so much more to offer so why not do something for him if you’re going to do anything for your father. He’d be another one who would be petty and hold a grudge but only towards Reader’s real father. He has no ill-will towards his bby. Never.

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What would yandads react to their darling replying to their letter with another letter on a pink envelope with a heart shape wax stamp but on the inside it just says :

Dear ______ (whichever yandad it is)

Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴅ sᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅʟʏ FUCK OFF. ♥

Wɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ - ʏ/ɴ

Oliver isn’t happy with what his bby has written but it’s from them and that’s all that matters. He would totally white out some parts of the letter to make it look like an actual loving letter from his bby.

Hal would just pretend he never saw it. But he would still keep it, somewhere safe. He’d never read it again but he’s not throwing it away.

Lex would burn the letter and act as if nothing ever happened. If it doesn’t fit his narrative then it doesn’t exist.

Bruce is another who would keep it because it’s from his bby but he won’t read it again. He keeps anything his bby gives him, good or bad.

Clark would also white out the letter. He’s keeping it too and adding some much nicer, loving things in it. He’s delusional and he’s not letting anything break his delusion. Also, he would totally show Lois the new and improved letter from their bby.

Steve would also keep it and probably white out certain parts. Or he may even type up a new letter, acting as if this one his from his bby. Never acknowledging the original letter whatsoever.

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Yanpapa Green Arrow: obviously my bby dyed their hair for me

Yandad Green Lantern: Oliver, they hate you and your dramatic ways. No way would they dye their hair after you

Yanpapa Green Arrow: *ugly crying* take that back!

Y/N, watching all this going down while eating snaccos: 👁️👄👁️

Yandad Green Lanter: Why would Y/n dye their hair for you??? They hate you. Everything that makes you you they hate.

Yanpapa Green Arrow: Say that to the green hair their sporting. And might I add they look fabulous!!!

Yanmom Poison Ivy: Of course they look fabulous, they got it from me. And besides they didn’t dye their hair for anyone, Harley had some left over from the hyenas. And MY bby wanted to show a little love to the earth.

Yanpapa Green Arrow, not listening: My bby loves me!!!!!!!!!!!!! And no one else~

Everyone else judging him: God, he’s an idiot....

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Which yandad would take those awkward “Facebook dad” selfies and send them to their kid?

I feel like that comes with being a dad, like once you’re labeled “Dad” you take awkward photos and send them to your kid. Whether you’re in on the meme or nah.

These are the dads who do it the most:

SuperDadman/Clark

BatDad/Bruce

Omni-Dad/Nolan

Yanpapa Green Arrow/Oliver

Dad America/Steve

Dadpool/Wade

Thor-Dad

Dad-Hulk/Bruce

Papa Wolverine/Logan (his selfies always include him with a grumpy face)

Iron-Dad/Tony

Yandad Green Lantern/Hal

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Y/N whenever yandad Green Lantern annoys her: I'm going to my dad, my nicer dad. Fuck you. *hugs yanpapa Green Arrow to make Yandad Green Lantern jealous*

*Yanpapa Green Arrow literally holding Reader off the ground in a tight ass hug, nuzzling his cheek to hers lovingly*

Yandad Green Lantern:

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Okay so we know about Steve and he’d react to being stood up on Father’s Day but what about the other dads

Yandad Bruce Wayne/Batman: Bruce would lowkey be hurt if his bby stood him up for their own real father or stepdad or whatever paternal figure who was there before him. He’d be a little petty, not directed towards his bby of course but more aimed towards whoever they chose to spend Father’s Day with. After the first time, Bruce wouldn’t allow for a second time of being stood up. Why celebrate separately when you can blend the two together? From then on he would hold a Father’s Day BBQ at the manor, inviting his bby’s father over too so that they wouldn’t have any reason to push him and the Batfamily to the side.

Yandad Clark Kent/Superman: Unlike Bruce, Clark would be extremely hurt if his bby stood him up on Father’s Day. He would have been looking forward to spending the day with his bby and the rest of the Superfamily. His reaction would probably be better is his bby let him know in advance that they wouldn’t be showing up or something. If they weren’t to let him know at all then he would be really upset. The day would involve him moping around and losing some of the motivation he had for the day. He’d be glad that his family was still there with him but it would be even better to have his family whole and with his bby not their then it’s not the same. Clark would without a doubt guilt trip his bby into spending the next Father’s Day with him. Or make it up to him by spending some quality time with him and the Sueprfam.

Yanpapa Oliver Queen/Green Arrow: Oh, Oliver would not take being stood up by his bby very well. He doesn’t care that they have another father figure besides him, he wants all their attention and focus. Besides, he wholeheartedly believes he’s the better dad. I have no doubt that he would crash wherever his bby is spending Father’s Day, he may even challenge his bby’s real dad or preferred paternal figure to a Battle of the Dads. It would be ridiculous but he’d take it pretty seriously. The challenge would probably involve whichever dad could handle Oliver’s chili better. He’d win of course.

Yandad Hal Jordan/Green Lantern: Hal wouldn’t even think twice of crashing wherever his bby was spending Father’s Day. He’d invite himself over and have a good ol’ time with his bby’s real family. He may even invite some of the Green Lantern Corp over to have a good time. Let’s be honest, Hal would be so petty. He’d make himself as charming and charismatic as possible so his bby’s family would invite him over again, not only for Father’s Day but also for every other Holliday. Although, Hal would prefer to spend his time with his bby alone he can’t say this wouldn’t be a win too.

Yandad Barry Allen/The Flash: Barry would understand his bby wanting to spend time with their family but he’s here too you know? He’d like to spend some quality time with them, especially on a holiday, let alone a holiday dedicated to dads which he is now that he’s got them in his life. He’s really dedicated to this new role he’s given himself in regards to his bby so it would hurt him to to be able to spend actual Father’s day with them but he would be content to have a late Father’s Day get together with his bby. Barry wouldn’t be nearly as petty as any of the other dads but he still takes Father’s Day very seriously, especially given that his father was locked away when he was younger.

Yanpapa Joker: Joker would not take being stood up by his bby well at all. He’d be pretty livid honestly. As far as he knows he’s his bby’s only papa and that’s that. There’s no room for anyone else, especially not their real dad. Depending on his mood he would either crash wherever his bby is spending Father’s Day and kill anyone and everyone there (beside his bby of course) as punishment for standing him up on his special day. Or he would wait awhile and do something else cruel and scarring to his bby’s family so they won’t have any reason to have to choose between him and them again. Either way his bby’s family is getting taken care of the only difference is whether he wants his bby to witness it or not.

Yandad Lex Luthor: Lex would be extremely petty about being stood up on Father’s Day, both towards his bby and whoever they stood him up for. I just imagine him having planned out his own Father’s Day celebration, all his bby would’ve had to do was show up, but he was left waiting all alone at some fancy restaurant he bought out just for him and his bby. That’s the last time he agrees to not picking them up in the first place but he thought he could trust them to show up. Just know that his bby will be making up Father’s Day to him. His plans would all be the same as before but he’s picking them up from the start and he demands a genuine gift from then that they put a lot of thought into. Then maybe he can work on forgiving them for standing him up.

Yandad Tony Stark/Iron Man: Tony wouldn’t be happy about missing out on Father’s Day with his bby but he would at least appreciate them telling him that they aren’t going to be there. At the very least, then his pettiness wouldn’t be nearly as bad. And yes he is another petty one, one of the pettier ones really. If his bby didn’t give him any notice before hand then he would be force to be reckoned with that whole day. Couldn’t they have at the very least shot him a text or an email, a voicemail would’ve been real nice but really he would have taken anything. No one in his path would be safe from his bad mood. Tony would be more sarcastic then usual, more brazen with his quips. He’d just be in a foul mood the whole day and even a few more days afterwards. The only thing that would bring his mood up would actually being able to spend some amount of quality time with his bby. And an apology would be nice too.

Yanpapa Logan Howlett/Wolverine: Logan honestly probably would never have taken Father’s Day seriously until his bby came into his life. He still wouldn’t be as over the top as some of the other dads/papas but he would still hold some amount of hurt at being stood up for Father’s Day. His thing would more so be about not even being acknowledged as someone important in his kid’s life then them actually spending time with their real family. Some acknowledgment is all he’d want, along with some time with his kid but if it’s one day the he can tolerate them spending time away from him. For awhile.

Yandad Wade Wilson/Deadpool: Wade isn’t going to let his bby off the hook for standing him up on Daddy’s Day. He’s crashing wherever it is they are and he’s not leaving without them. He’ll kick whoever’s ass he has to if it means he gets his Daddy’s Day with his bby. Wade may have even enlisted some help to bring his bby back home to him, probably uncle Wolverine with the promise that he’d be invited to Wade’s Daddy Day BBQ.

Yandad Nolan Grayson/Omni-Man: There’s a good chance that whatever father or paternal figure his bby had before him has already been dealt with and taken care of for good. So he wouldn’t need to worry about being stood up, but on the occasion that his bby took on a new paternal figure to get away from him then Nolan would be pretty pissed. His bby’s already got a good family in him, Debbie and Mark, they don’t need anyone else and he’s not going to just allow for someone else to take his place. Nolan would just have to do what he did again with his bby’s family the first time around. Maybe this time he’d make more of a point to reinforce that he’s the only dad for his bby.

Yanpapa Chris Redfield: Imagine standing Chris up on Father’s Day? He wouldn’t be happy at all. He’d be pretty grumpy the whole time really. He may even give his bby the silent treatment for not spending Father’s Day with him. Hell, if he’s feeling especially upset with being pushed aside for some other father figure, Chris may just get Jill, Claire, and maybe even Leon to come with him to crash wherever his bby is. He just wants to show that his bby’s got another family looking out for them. And maybe to rub it in their other family’s face how cool they are. Either way, Chris would still be butt hurt that he was overlooked for his bby’s other family. The only think that would make him feel better was if they spent some time with him, Claire and Jill (he couldn’t care less about Leon in this situation). But especially spending time with him and if they were to acknowledge or even refer to him as their dad. That would definitely make him feel good.

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How would yandad Green Lantern react to his bby calling him Smeagol lmfao

He’s offended to say the least. He’ll grumble about it for awhile, saying how Oliver is more of a Sméagol then he ever could be. But if you think he’s such a Sméagol then maybe he should really start acting like one. Only his Lantern Corps ring isn’t his ‘precious’, his bby is.

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What kind of doggo breed would the yandads be?

Let’s see:

Steve Rogers = Labrador Retriever

Lex Luthor = Chihuahua or Hairless Cat

Bruce Wayne = Great Dane

Clark Kent = Bernese Mountain Dog

Slade Wilson = Doberman

Tony Stark = Pomeranian or Maltese

Hal Jordan = German Shepard

Oliver Queen = Corgi or Russel Terrier

Logan Howlett = Pitbull

Ra’s al Ghul = Persian Cat