#yandere vampire kaveh x reader

[harmonysanreads]

Vampire!Kaveh : Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Vampire!Alhaitham : I'm the knife.

[Darling, from across the room] : He's the little spoon!

[ au masterlist ]

[yanderealm]

⋆˙⟡ YOUR VAMPIRE S/O HCS !

PAIRING: gi / hi3 / hsr x afab! reader

TW: blood sucking, needy actions, your s/o being thirsty for your blood 7/24, you suffering from anemia because they always sucks your blood, biting marks, hickeys, NSFW, yandere & suggestive themes, possessiveness, oral ( f! receives ), period sex & soft sex.

NOTE: done and gone crappy i’m dying 💀. && banner edit inspired by @justblades .

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT !

they immediately get turned on because you whimper too much while they were sucking your blood, they made you lay on the floor without wasting any time and whisper “ leave it to me… i won’t hurt this time, i promise. “ for not making you get panicked. but you end up being broken by them.

diluc, zhongli, lisa, alhaitham, yelan, dainsleif, ayato, thoma, kaveh, wanderer, durandal, su, kevin, eden, otto, elysia, himeko ( hi3/hsr ), dan heng, luocha, welt, jing yuan, seele

they suck your blood until you pass out because they find your blood so rarely sweet that they shouldn’t leave even a drop to someone else. you always carry their marks on your neck, cleavage, breasts, wrists, thighs and inner thighs that they makes a new one if any of those marks perishes, they even lick your period blood if you let them and finger you gently.

kaeya, ayato, arlecchino, zhongli, childe, pantalone, alhaitham, cyno, rita, raven, hare / mistelyn, kalpas, blade, kafka

they prefer to suck on your blood once a week because they don't want to ruin your beauty by sucking too much blood. they always cares about your skin in aftercare, makes you sure that you eat well against anemia. they’ll even apologize if they went too hard to make you cry loudly, immediately licking the wound they made as treatment.

thoma, diluc, kazuha, keqing, shenhe, jean, lisa, fu hua, su, mei, aponia, eden, yae sakura, kallen, otto, gepard, sampo, dan heng, natasha, jing yuan

they want only their marks on your body and want to have their scent mixed with yours when they rest their face on your neck or chest. they won’t even comprehend that they’re not the only one who’s getting possessive over their beautiful s/o. you become a vampire to be immortal and to be more closer to them. and maybe even sucking their blood too?

childe, diluc, xiao, albedo, lisa, eula, yelan, ei, pantalone, signora, dottore, capitano, shenhe, raven, rita, yae sakura, blade, serval, bronya

they want to be intimate with you while sucking your blood because you’re really seductive in their eyes! they want to see you whimper in pleasure under them!

miko, dehya, sara, dainsleif, alhaitham, jean, baizhu, wanderer, pantalone, capitano, miko, xiao, mobius, mei, durandal, jing yuan, sampo, seele, kafka, luocha, serval

the reason they fell in love with you is the smell and hotness of your blood! it drove them crazy and they even tend to change their sick traits for making themselves ‘ boyfriend / girlfriend material ‘ in your eyes just for your sweet blood!. but soon, they achieve your delicious blood in your first date.! and maybe you spiced it up in the end <3

ei, cyno, wanderer, sara, childe, itto, kaveh, hare / mistelyn, kallen, mei, elysia, otto, kevin, dan heng, gepard

( YANDEREALM ) // MASTERLIST.

[r0-boat]

Master list 3

Key:

⭐- mosty my writing

🔪-yandere

🍷-kinks

🌹- smut

🧨- dark/dead dove

Pkmn Sc/Vio

Larry

MonsterFucker Larry⭐🌹🍷

Yandere!Larry ⭐🍷🌹🔪

Yan!Larry snaps⭐🌹🔪🍷

Alpha! Larry⭐🌹🍷

Lactation kink larry⭐🌹🍷

Larry pinning after waitress⭐🌹🍷

Waitress askes him out on a date⭐

Giving larry a Bento box hcs⭐ & part 2

Larry soft dom⭐🌹

Larry with pregnant!s/o⭐

Larry x waitress on a date⭐

Geeta

Sfw&Nsfw hcs⭐🌹

Teasing Geeta w/h proper s/o⭐🌹🍷

S/o on their period. Comforted cannons⭐

Rika

Breeding kink⭐🌹🍷

Aphrodisiacs⭐🌹

Alpha!rika losses it⭐🌹🍷

Rika with a horny! s/o⭐🌹

Grusha

Snaps after you tease him all day⭐🍷🌹

Sub brat! Grusha⭐🌹🍷

Yan!grusha⭐🔪🌹

Clavell

Evil!Clavell headcannons⭐🔪🍷🌹🧨

Brassius

Bondage fantasy ⭐🌹🍷

Dendra

Dendra headcannons⭐

Multiple

Hassel,Rika,Larry they forget their lunch⭐

Brassius x reader x hassel p2⭐🌹🍷

Pokemon b/w

Ingo

Warden ingo x Zoroark hybrid reader⭐🍷

Self aware!ingo x depressed!reader⭐

Emmet

Emmet kissing hcs⭐

Random Emmet hcs⭐

Submas

Vampire twins hcs⭐

Stardew Valley headcannons⭐

Twins as fathers hcs⭐

Twins being fathers to twins⭐

Shy s/o comming out as trans⭐

N

N taking care of you on a cold day⭐

Pokemon DPPt/hisui

Cynthia

Cynthia Period hc⭐🌹

Cynthia fucks wth strap⭐🌹

Roark

Roark sfw & nsfw headcannons⭐🌹

Wallace

Wallace breeding kink⭐🌹🍷

Cyllene

Dom! Pussy drunk ⭐🌹

Praise kink power play⭐🌹

Alpha!Cyllen hcs⭐

Volo

Volo slice of life with s/o⭐

Butler! Volo punishs s/o⭐🌹🍷

Volo breeding kink⭐🌹🍷

Volo being sweet headcanons ⭐

Melli

Peg him⭐🌹

Pokemon USUM

Blue and Red sharing S/o⭐🌹

Alpha!BluexOmega!reader⭐🌹🍷

Pokemon S/W

Piers, Kabu, Raihan dating hcs⭐

Pokemon ORAS

Maxie

Virgin!Maxie HCs ⭐🌹🍷

Maxie as a father⭐

Pokemon SwSh

Dom!Gordie⭐🌹

Pokemon SsHg

Morty in autumn⭐

Genshin Impact

Liyue

ZhonglixAdepti wife!reader Lantern right reunion⭐

Geo sovereign!ZhonglixWife!reader⭐

Sumeru

Pt1 Alpha!Haitham x omega!reader x omega!kaveh⭐🌹

Pt 2 More alpha Haitham x reader x onega kaveh⭐🌹

Pt3 MORE A!Haitham x reader x o!Kaveh⭐🌹

Pt 4 MOREE!! Alpha!alhaith x reader x omega kaveh⭐🌹

Fontaine

Pussy drunk Neuvillette⭐🌹

Neuvillette Comfort fluff⭐

Sub!Neuvillette ⭐🌹

wriothesley nsfw brain rot ramble ⭐🌹🍷

Honkai starrail

Jarilo vi

Dom!sampo hcs⭐🌹🍷

Gepard ramble⭐🌹🍷

Yan!Gepard⭐🌹🍷🔪🧨

The Xianzhou Loufu

Jing Yuan nsfw hcs⭐🌹🍷

Stellaron Hunters

Sucking Blade off⭐🌹

Obey me

Beelzebub

Teasing Sub!beel⭐🌹🍷

Sub bunnyboy! Barbatos⭐🌹🍷

Sub! Mammon degrading⭐🌹🍷

Multiple

Sampo, Caelus, Dan heng dating hcs⭐

Hsr men with audio accounts: part 1 ⭐🌹🍷🧨🔪

Neuvillette, blade, kafka tit sucking⭐🌹

Leon, larry and warden ingo with harpy s/o⭐

Neuvillette, Wriothesley oral(m!giving)head cannons⭐🌹

Various! Cuteness aggression with their partner(multifandom)⭐

[roseapov]

Roseapov Reblog (Reblogs)

Colour Guide: Black - Games, movies, fandoms etc. Pink - irl reblogs

Crowley is Levan Theory

Yan!Vil x Reader x Yan!Rook

Rollo Flamme x Reader with bits of Malleus x Reader

Genshin Man Isekai'd into the creators world

Bye bye bugs

Riddle and Vil bonding art

Fragaria memories meme (Hallritt and Hello Kitty)

Malleus x Yuu x Ace comedy

Sad Idia comic

HSR chars as vampires

Halloween ghosts decoration

Halloween ghosts decoration

Malleus calling Yuu by their name and not Child of man

Argentiiiiii

Fic based on my Twst Self Aware &lt;3

Cheka and Leona wallpaper

Rosebush Sneak-peek

Fragaria Memories Red Bouquet

Yuu snaps and bullies OB gang (most of them) and they like it

Lilia cooking meme

How to win the heart of Vil Shoenheit

Masterpiece

How to not kill your computer

Invite quality guide Twst

Rosebush 001 Twst, Riddle Rosehearts

Vitamins cheat sheet

How you mince my heart, Vil Shoenheit

Twst inhuman traits

Moose

Vampire Epel fic

Alhaitham and Kaveh in somewhat Fontaine clothes

Shrimp, Jade x Yuu

Great Seven avenue backgrounds

WIP Heartslabyul reincarnation, Riddle Rosehearts

Chosing who to write for

Morning people vs night people

Leona Playful land art

Jack Playful land art

Epel Masquerade art

BAT ATTACK!!

Rook x reader, Royal AU

OT3 Playful Land Scenarios (Lilia, Reader, Knight of Dawn)

Genshin 4 archons

Loved by a fae

Rosebush additional chapter

Dearest mother additional chapter

OB Vil design art

Malleus and Lilia stickers

Learn French Twst Rook and Epel meme

Pomefiore arts

Rook meme

TWST MAFIA AU!!!

Twst art that reminds me of mafia au

Dorm Uniform Malleus Card Analysis

Writer!Yuu and yandere

Cater personality problems

Crowley sets up Overblots theory

Dearest mother additional chapter

Dearest mother / Rosebush art

Lilia's revenge on Rollo

Playful land big bro behaviour

Vampire memes

Eggleus and Lilia meme

Genshin sagau

Jade, 'Do be gentle with me' line

Love Potion Leona x reader

Honest Fellow meme

Malleus and Grim superduo

Lilia and Baby Silver headcanon

Trey dad, Vil mama

Jade / Floyd and their S/O headcanon

Jing Yuan

The Great 7 AU Masterlist

Always second 001 Twst Leona Kingscholar

Malleus x Reader, The promises we made

The ghost groom

Azul Octopus headcanon

Sebek heart locket comics

Perfect harmony meme

Vil's deep character analysis

Rollo Flamme memes

Silver and Parent Lilia, killing them will take like 5 minutes

Malleus 3rd spell lines

Vil Playful Land

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I may write for EXTREME DARK CONTENT but I do not support nor do I accept them to be taken in real life.

I’ll only be accepting Female Readers. GN or Male/AMAB/Transgender Males will not accepted so please do not ask me to write for them. This blog is strictly for females or fem-aligned. (It’s best for Males or Male-Aligned to not interact.)

I’ll write your request when I want to. Please know that I’m quite picky but also making sure your request has me motivated to write it.

You may still request even if they are closed so if your ask interests me, I'll make it but it will take time to do so.

Bolded letters mean I favor them and I'll most likely accept requests for them. (Colored letters with symbols ♡ are most favored and much more likely to be accept.)

I can write characters from two different games in one fanfic. (ex, male rover and zhongli x reader.)

When it comes to darker stories with well-thought-out plot and story, I'll only do them with characters I favor. It makes me more motivated when writing for them.

do send an ask if there is something not mentioned that you would like to know if I write for.

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I’ll write ; femdom/sub!reader, female characters, yandere, domestic, non-con, dub-con, breeding, milf!reader/character or dilf!character, hybrid!reader/character, anal/vaginal/oral sex, camboy/girl, pregnancy, drugging, vampire au, monsterfucking, threesomes, corruption, face sitting/face fucking, (appropriate) age-differences, stepcest, incest, pseudo-incest, etc, baby-trapping, manipulation, gaslighting, blackmail, service top/dom/sub/bottom, professor/student troupe, polymarus relationships, fourth-wall breaking.

I will not write ; self-harm, cheating (only if it's character cheating on reader), male/male-aligned/gn!reader, pegging, SCARAMOUCHE, characters i don't write for, explicit necrophilia (mentions of it are tolerable), watersports, etc.

Kinks ; breeding, dacryphilia, masochism, roleplay/age-play, bondage, exhibitionism, dirty talk, nipple play, impact play, orgasm control, praise/degradation, somnophilia, pet play, unprotected sex, lactation kink, bdsm, auralism

genshin impact

Tartaglia / Childe ♡

Tighnari

Cyno

Dainsleif

Zhongli

Kaeya Alberich

Capitano

Diluc Ragnvindr

Al Haitham

Thoma

Kaveh

Ayato Kamisato

Wriothesley

Aether

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[harmonysanreads]

heyyy, i’m the anon who proposed the yan vamp kaveh alongside his trauma dumping tendencies 💀 it’s been awhile but it’s just bc i’ve been busy!! anyway, i’m glad for the feedback!

now that my ramblings has been enabled, i was musing a thought earlier about the sumeru hexagon au. since in the main story where—i think—everyone is contingent with the fact darling is a traveler, who had to suddenly go home due to family businesses. if we’re going with that main plot point, isn’t it safe to assume that darling would have many friends that they made along the way? imagine darling getting a swarm of letters from their many friends from the seven nations of teyvat. a few letters here and there with one from mondstadt, something something about a winery. another one from fontaine and a few photographs of fontaines lush scenery. a gift from inazuma, the list goes on. it seems darling is the sociable kind, very popular. once every few weeks darling would get a letter from a friend, but there’s this particular sender that becomes a frequent pen pal to darling.

here’s how i think how each bachelor would react:

*kaveh: he’s a very passionate man. unlike his roommate, he’s not afraid to show his feelings—or more like, he sees that showing vulnerability and emotions is integral for a blossoming relationship. kaveh runs on emotions with the way he presents himself, so he’s no stranger to being loud himself. especially when he’s running on a bit of alcohol. he gets tipsy fast and it’s an even more deadly combo. once kaveh sees you paying more attention to these letters, he can’t help himself but feel an itchy feeling in his hands. he keeps imagining himself snatching up those stupid letters you have tucked away in your hands. you shyly hiding it beneath the table, your eyes going back and forth between him and that scrap of paper that seems to be your final calling. kaveh knows you’d rather much pay more attention to whatever squabble on that paper than at him. kaveh throws a joke your way, but you shrug it off. he scoffs, rather loudly. suddenly you get the hint and stuff the letter away somewhere in your pocket. but it doesn’t dissuade his seething frustration. his hands gripped tightly on his drink at the whole ordeal. luckily it isn’t glass as it would be malleable to his anger. there’d be shards of glass stuck to his skin now. but the more he thought about it…it wouldn’t sound too bad. what if—you’d finally tear your loving gaze away from that paper and instead place it on him as you hold his hands in reverence. that’s be nice, kaveh dreams.

*al haithaim: he is a quite man. yet he’s observant. it’s not like he lets it happen because he’d rather not place intrusion on your private affairs. no, he cares a bit too much for any sense of privacy. despite the obvious crossing of boundaries between “close friends” (as you emphasised) he rationalises and rationalises and rationalises. a common sign of a mad man, finding excuses to lessen the blow of the self-awareness. the thing with al haithaim is that he’d never admit to many things. which is why he’s quite and finds himself just…watching. no he’s not being crazy; he’s just curious. well yes, of course, who else caught your eye so intensely you’ve kept a souvenir from them. “something to remember them by.” you tell him after a maple leaf falls out of your book. you’ve been keeping it as a bookmark. al haithaim already feels something swell inside of him when he doesn’t recognise that plant as not a native plant anywhere around here. he’s already inflexible with any sentiments and emotions, staying in the rigid lines of logic. but why is it he’s stunted silent at the sight of you happy for another? why is it that he feels something like a knot in his stomach eating him up when you speak of this “friend” of yours? al haithaim watches carefully, picking up every minute detail. and if by any chance he’s free from his busy schedule, he’ll find a way to get his hands on those letters you keep dear.

*cyno: he’s somewhat the same as al haithaim. but unlike the latter, cyno doesn’t let his perturbations shut his lips and keep his heart locked away. there’s no need for a calculating tactic, to silently watch and observe, to plan out what needs to be done. he knows what he feels and why. it must be because of his occupation that he acts this way. so when he sees these letter or even catches a hint of it, he’s quick to question…thoroughly for the matter. he doesn’t play slow, he plays in whatever card he’s been handed with and deals with them right away, concisely as he needs to. cyno is no stranger to using his voice. his voice is stern at first, questioning you about this friend of yours. cyno tells you that your trusting nature will one day be your biggest flaw, as he grips one of your letters tightly in his hands. you cast it as part of his serious nature, but the less you’re willing to share, you notice how cyno closes in on you. verbally, the way his questions become increasingly curt with no room to back out. cyno asks you if you’re so sure this person is genuine as you are, with only knowing them after a few meetings and nothing more. well, how can you already be so vulnerable with them when the main contact is through letters? it’s easier to deceit one another when you’re not face to face with them…c‘mon darling?! don’t you see how it’d be easy for you to fall for a trap like that?! are you sure this person is not taking advantage of you?! and with the way cyno begins to hone in on you with each bated breath, physically, when you feel his presence dwarf your meek one. unlike being discreet, if he ever catches you with these letters in your hands, he’d snatch it out of your hold under the pretence of doing…whatever he is doing. he doesn’t say exactly, even when you try to grab it back. cyno see’s no reason to give you an excuse, other than an expression of bitterness. it’s one thing to be keeping a secret lover, but another thing to have the audacity to bring it up around his presence. i mean, you’re asking to get interrogated at that point. though he might be able to question you, you have no room to do so on your behalf. if you ever try to reason with cyno’s absurd behaviours, you’d only be met with a pointed look from him and it’s enough to shut you up.

*tighnar is observant himself, but he plays it coy. he has a way with his words, especially when he knows you know his humour as sarcasm. you don’t take him seriously at first when he comments about how you’d rather pay attention to some sappy love letter—which you deny that it is one. it ensues in a banter of a teasing kind. it is. it is not. it soooo is. it sooo is not. but beneath all of those nervous giggles and eye rolls, there’s a cold glint in tighnari’s eyes. jokes would slip pass his lips, but it does not convey what truly lies in his heart. he’d rather not. for now, he’s seeing every detail of your reaction. he notes how after he joked about it being a love letter and how you attentively read each one, you began to act jittery and there’s a smile on your lips that hasn’t been wiped off your face just yet. interesting. and you kinda notice it too, notice tighnari’s prowling eyes. but you don’t think of it with any malicious intent. instead, you ask him for advice. you believe he’s looking out for you. and out of the bunch, tighnari is one of the sociable and personable kind. so one day, you share him a peek of one of the letters. you ask him, what your friend means by this phrase—are they possibly hinting at something deeply intimate? is it crossing the lines of friendship into something…more? should you instigate it and let it happen—or are you just overthinking it?! as any good friend would do, tighnari dissuades all of this. he tells you, you are overthinking it and maybe to not jump into conclusions. you nod and agree. yeah, maybe you are pushing it! he also adds, if it were to evolve into something more, it would be difficult to maintain a relationship anyway due to the long distance. and from what he’s known, long distance relationships usually never ends well. and well, he cares for you too much to not see you get hurt at the end of this. you agree even more. you were just being delusional, he jokes. you laugh back and thank him for his words and advice. he jokes again, “i know i’m always right.” tighnari’s next hypothesis is how he’ll get his hands on these letters himself. it only seems to get in his way. he’s the type you wouldn’t expect to act so irrationally or even in such a manner, that if you ever catch him cracking through his forced smiles and jokes, you’re in for a treat.

*scaramouche is fragile like a glass. swaddled in his own enclosure, of which he finds himself in the warmth of your hands. scaramouche yearns for you, so when you speak of another name with a giddy smile, you began to feel cold to him. he hates this feeling. it’s anguish, torture. and he’d do anything to keep this warmth to himself and only him. due to close proximity, he’s mostly likely the only one who’s able to get his hands on these letters easily. he’d wait until you’re asleep, staring at your chest fall and rise. after he watches you breath for a few minutes, he finds himself rummaging through the letters you’ve kept so far. he reads through the more intimate ones, near and dear to your heart, with a scorned look on his face. these vulnerabilities that you shared with him, scaramouche cherished deeply as a sign of trust. yet it is shared with another. he can’t help himself but let the letters scatter pitifully into the fireplace nearby. at least he’ll keep you warm tonight. all you need to do is to return the favour.

btw: i kept the sender of these letters open for any, but i kinda hinted that it was kazuha. also might be ooc, especially on cyno and tighnari’s part because i haven’t grasped how they’d act as yanderes??

anyway, i implore you to add on…i wish i could write more about it but i’m running out of brain juice as i speak.

Nonnie nonnie hear me out,,, I think we might be soulmates because this is EXACTLY what I was thinking about the other day !! I hereby dub you as vampire kaveh anon for all the exquisite meals you've given me<3 And Tighnari in this is making me swoon?? That little gaslighter :v Cyno is so frustrating ughhh (I love your take on them) and I just know why you specifically chose Kazuha in Alhaitham's part ehe [ au masterlist ]

There are whispers in the wind that a certain bartender keeps many of Sumeru's secrets dangling at their fingertips, it never is easy coaxing a certain set of information out of them though, just as it is with what remains locked in their heart.

There is a simple, albeit unspoken rule across Teyvat : when one's desire becomes too fervent, they either receive the recognition of the divine or delude themselves in a reality that does not actually exist.

“—veh? Earth to Kaveh!”

Kaveh thinks, and he's certain that he has no reason to worry about the latter, not when the testament to the former hangs proudly by his person. But that doesn't stop him from desiring for more, after all, which human is ever truly satisfied?

The remaining wine from Kaveh's glass jolts as his hand slackens, body in a temporary state of disarray as you shake his shoulder firmly. He blinks once, twice, thrice and slowly adjusts to the sight of your pinched brows.

“A-ah, yes?”

One of your eyebrows raise in appraisal and Kaveh finally gathers his bearings, realizing the cause of your frown to be his dazed state. If his cheeks were flushed before, they now compete with the colour of his eyes.

You watch him a bit more and the Architect dares not to breath, relishing in the attention of the eyes that can pick apart any turbulences within his soul, the ones he's wished to be on him throughout the whole evening. Your lips part and he braces himself for a scolding, but it's never voiced.

“..Go home.” Kaveh responds to your gentle command by staring dumbly and it inclines you to add, “You're out of it, I don't want you to cause more trouble for yourself, alright? You have that meeting with an important client next morning.” with a final nudge on his shoulder, you move away to a different section of the Tavern.

Through slightly blurred vision, the Architect catches sight of the letter still firmly held by your hand and it makes his stomach churn further. There's no doubt in his mind, you left primarily because you wanted to read those wretched words, to think he was so excited to chat the night away with you as well. How disappointing.

Kaveh finishes the remnants of his glass, the liquid sending static through his nervous system and an epiphany waves. You don't make it far until a loud bang! echoes throughout the walls of the Tavern, you turn back hastily and search for the source of the noise. The Architect lies passed out on the surface of the table, his form almost slithering off of it before you catch it. A sigh escapes you once you determine him to be uninjured, another when you realize you'll have to drop him home, again. Kaveh faintly catches you calling for that hatted boy to take over and a grumble, almost revealing his ruse as a smirk curves at the letter finally laying discarded.

“I can practically see cogs turning in your eyes — what are you piecing together this time?”

Your airy admission has Alhaitham's gaze flickering from the scarlet leaf to your face, despite the depth of his stare and the awareness of it, there appears no faltering of your placid smile. That had been a prominent topic of the Scribe's studies for a while, do you actually not mind his scrutinizing eyes or are you just really good at acting unbothered? Because he's certain had it been someone else, they would've avoided him like the plague and yet, you seem nowhere near unsettled. Whatever it is, Alhaitham has accepted that no matter how much he observes, he can never decipher your personality.

“Hm, is it about my friend?” you answer for him just as his lips part and he wonders if it's the wine taking effect, or is your voice nearer than before?

“I was just wondering what kind of person has charmed you so much that you hold so tightly onto a leaf from them.”

“Hey! Maple leaves are pretty, therefore, worth holding onto for more than one reason.” you wag a finger to his eye-level, delivery matter-of-fact. Your defensive behavior both amuses and confuses the Scribe.

Then, the lights of the tavern bounce across your eyes and back at his in an apparition of revelation, “Actually, I think, you'll get along with my friend as well. Oh, I'm sure of it.”

An eyebrow raises at your declaration, Alhaitham subconsciously adjusts the settings of his headphones to amplify the echoes of your voice, hanging onto every word that leaves your lips. He's so intoxicated by the increasing teasing lilt of your voice that the thought of offering you a reply escapes his mind.

“But first...” Alhaitham catches your twinkling eyes on the top of his head for a moment, “We ought to get you a helmet.”

That has words form on his tongue, “A helmet?”

You affirm with a purposeful giggle, but offer no further clarification, skipping away with a tray of empty glasses. The Scribe watches your retreating figure with a bemused frown, replays of the interaction filling every crevice of his mind.

Meeting this mystery friend of yours would require him to wear a helmet for protection? Alhaitham's frown deepens.

It seemed that his hypothesis of you being a magnet for troublesome individuals was only proving itself correct with time. Hmm... Alhaitham would need to keep a closer eye just in case.

“..And those are the reasons as to why you should stop responding to these letters.”

“Hm... I still think you're being paranoid, Cyno.”

You expected the General Mahamatra to sigh in frustration and give-up with this petty debate at that point, you've seen your fair share of persistent individuals and through many observations you've devised two tactics against them : 1. Simply yield to their request so that they'll move on for the time being and 2. Being double persistent to assert dominance. Though, your personal choice would be to not deal with these types of people at all but the General Mahamatra makes even ignoring his blatant overbearance a challenge.

Cyno makes no effort to return your breathing space, he doesn't even seem to be deterred by your attempt at establishing the rightful boundary, “Was I not concise enough in my speech? Perhaps you need me to reiterate all 21 reasons once more?”

“—Good heavens, no!” a sigh escapes your lips, fingers raising to massage the skin of your temple. He'd been at this pointless charade the moment his sharp eyes caught sight of the letter, he hadn't advanced until he noticed the undeniable giddiness as you read through the words albeit. In terms of persistence, the General Mahamatra really does take the cake. But then again, what did you expect from a man who goes over every one of his jokes in great detail?

“Cyno, look. This friend of mine helped me a lot when I was in a.. particularly difficult situation. I know them well enough to be certain that they have no ill-intentions.”

“How so? They can use that excuse as a means of manipulation. Actually, are you being blackmailed, perhaps? Is that why you don't want to admit it?”

“I am not being blackmailed, I am not being manipulated. Even if I was, I'm more than capable of handling it on my own, Cyno.”

“That is the exact thing you said for that eremite mercenary and then what happened?”

“I admit I was careless then— wait a minute, how do you know about the eremite mercenary? I only told that matter to one person and it certainly wasn't you.”

Cyno's breath catches in his throat as your eyes fixate on his figure with renewed suspicion. The man's grip on the deck of cards hardens and loosens continually until he re-establishes eye-contact and you're almost the one taken-aback as he doesn't back down a bit.

“Come to think of it, I haven't seen the mercenary and his group of friends in a whole week. They used to be regulars as well, any ideas on the case, Cyno?”

“Well, they are mercenaries and being one means they take on arduous missions to distant lands from time to time.” the General Mahamatra delivers smoothly, so easily that you miss his initial intake of breath. His eyes hold your gaze firmly, you search and search for even a flicker of hesitance and return empty handed.

“Hm.. I suppose you're right. That still doesn't explain why you know of the matter though.”

The quirk of the man's eyebrow almost makes you feel stupid for even asking, “I am the General Mahamatra, [name]. I overheard some other mercenaries talking about the incident at Caravan Ribat, I trust you of all people know how loose lipped men get once a bit liquor hits their system.”

You hold his stare for a prolonged minute, sighing once you find no dent in the Matra's composure and acquiesce at last to his reasoning. Cyno nods a little too enthusiastically once you offer a free glass as an apology for suspecting him, missing the breath of relief that escapes his parched lips as you turn your back to get a glass altogether.

“But Tighnari, how are you so sure that the writer isn't trying to convey any double meaning?

One of Tighnari's ears twitch at your attempt at back-pedaling to the earlier discussion, he tries his best to maintain his nonchalant countenance but unfortunately for him and fortunately for observant eyes, his fox like features will always be more honest than his words.

You trace a finger along the cursives of the parchment, “After all, he is quite the trickster.”

“You mean your ‘friend’?”

“Yes, friend.”

The Forest Watcher hums at your absentminded reply, his ear twitches with a bit more force as your eyes glaze over in reminisce, “He was one of the first few people I befriended in Fontaine. Though the events leading up to that were rather.. wild, let's say, enduring all that mischief was worth it in the end. Oh, oh, look at this line ; he still teases me about that time!”

“...What an interesting character,” Tighnari muses, looking at the words you point, half of him feels proud that you'd share your secrets so casually with him and the other half feels bitter at the contents.

“He is, yes. But you avoided my question : how are you sure my friend isn't insinuating anything?”

Tighnari gives the letter a long look before shifting his attention to your curious stare, his features relaxes significantly when he determines you're not offended by his dodging.

“Well, the fact that you know your friend to be a trickster first of all, should be enough of a reason to validate that scenario, if that's what you're asking.”

You open you mouth to protest (he assumes) but think otherwise after you let his words sink in, flickers of uncertainty spreads across your eyes.

“Hm.. you do have a point,” a defeated sigh, “Let's drop this topic now, tell me about what you've been up to!”

The Forest Watcher's tail swishes at the change of tone, he's bent the situation to his advantage for now but he'll need to look for a long-term solution as fast as possible, lest you slip away.

The ex-harbinger freezes midway from throwing another parchment into the fireplace as he hears the shuffles of covers and a faint creak. He doesn't dare move an inch til everything returns to silence once more. One second, two seconds, three, four and he gathers the courage to face your slumbering form on the fifth. Stifling a sigh of relief, he quickly throws the cursed letter, not bothering to witness its destruction.

With tentative steps, Wanderer makes his way to your bedside, watching you for a few moments before sitting down on the small space beside your form. He knows you'd be disgruntled to find him barging in your room as if it's his own but he remains unbothered. If you really do react negatively, he can just say he's had a nightmare again.

How laughable, truly. The things he's doing now to maintain the affections of a mortal. He knows such actions are beneath a being of his calibre and yet, as mortifying the realization is, the puppet couldn't care less. The ex-harbinger's eyes soften ever so slightly as you hug your pillow tighter, shuffling beneath the silken sheets. A few stray locks of hair fall over your relaxed face and his hand twitches by his side.

Despite the small distance the puppet usually shares with you, he'll never fully grasp your thought process. Your kindness, as much of a paradox it is to him, still continues to be your greatest charm. It's no wonder you're so popular, all ants are drawn to sweets. Your unassuming visage is almost effective in making the puppet forget his initial bitter feelings if not for the glance at the fireplace. Wanderer has still not yet healed from wounds of a distant past, it's irrational but still, he cannot push back his fears.

Would you betray him, too?

The puppet knows it's beyond selfish of him to keep demanding more, you've given him so much but still his hunger for love remains as insatiable as ever. It burns him from the inside out and he in turn, burns all obstacles that stand in the way of your affections. He considers it a fair exchange, for all the suffering Teyvat has bestowed upon him, he deserves this much. He deserves you, wholly. So he succumbs despite that piece of his non-existent heart screaming to do otherwise, fingers brushing away the errant strands of your hair.

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Seems I’m not the only one who loves the idea of vamp kaveh, like yes vamp kaveh supporters rise up let’s go! Now I kinda want to see the alternate timeline where we get sandwiched between both guys (al-haitham baby I still love you but a part of me also craves drama please forgive me)

There'll be more drama than you could probably digest, dearest.

On their own, (vampire or not) these two are... manageable as yanderes, if you know how to utilize their infatuation to your advantage, that is. But somehow, they always bring out the worst in each other when they're after the same darling. Here's the thing ; Alhaitham doesn't like sharing but Kaveh is hell-bent. And when Kaveh is serious about something, he finds ways to get what he wants. In this case for Alhaitham to agree to sharing ; it took half of carefully weaved threats to expose the secret Alhaitham has been keeping from the Vampire Lords and a half of your testimony (mostly the latter because Alhaitham can't really say no to you).

Still, Alhaitham seizes every chance he gets to rub it in Kaveh's face that he's found you first, he's tasted you first and he has your obedience. This often results in heated arguments and you have to intervene every time so that they don't tear each other apart. It's exhausting, keeping them satisfied with pieces of your attention when they both crave it whole and alone. And unfortunately, this constant competition will blanket the more tender side of Vampire Alhaitham.

Alhaitham's care is subtle, he's not one to declare it verbally, he's not one to initiate physical intimacy as prominently either, unlike Kaveh — it takes time and mutual trust for him to bare his soul to you. His innermost desire is a peaceful life with you and he'd planned to achieve that in his own pace. But having Kaveh constantly stuck on you like a leech will bring out the more forceful, more desperate and less delicate side of him. His possessive nature is more concretely expressed and you're less likely to establish that special connection with him.

Kaveh on the other hand, is unbelievably jealous. He hides it pretty well most of the time but spend enough moments with him and you'll know the envy is eating him up inside, taking over his rational thoughts every day. Alhaitham's continuous prideful declarations don't help either, if anything, it chips away at his self-control alarmingly. Kaveh's embrace is always so suffocating, his words drip with obsession and he's always trying to mold your thoughts into hating Alhaitham, trying to get you in his control.

At least, Alhaitham doesn't stoop that low. At one point, if you still have grip over yourself, you might realize that Kaveh really isn't the empathetic and gentle man you'd thought him to be. But at that point, it's already way too late to take back your words.

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all this kaveh angst (canon wise) has me pumped up w ideas, man 🤦‍♀️ i can just imagine yan!kaveh in the hexagon love au falling deeply in love w darling as they offer him a shoulder to cry on. maybe there’s this bridge of understanding between them as darling rubs his back, telling kaveh its not his fault, he shouldn’t carry the burden of all his stresses alone. kaveh wants to cry but he’s just listless, looking at darling as he falls deeper in love. someone cares for him? oh yeahhh, darling defff wants him (bc he’s delusional like that). maybe that’s a skewed perception of love, but kaveh feels very seen right now, and he’s has these feelings brewing more deeply since it’s coming from darling ofc!

or heck, maybe in the vamp au where maybe, immortality is really getting to kaveh as he continues reminisce his old mortal life, even if hundreds of years has passed. and there’s this cute little mortal, his darling love, who’s somehow managing to carry of all his sadness despite their small little pea brain (bc how can a mortal be able to fully comprehend immortality and its grief?). kaveh is smitten, regardless.

overall, yan!kaveh is the type to just dump all of this on darling and he sees it as a very glaring sign that darling is returning these feelings of comfort…and perhaps…its a mutual feeling of love. because if darling cares, they must love him right?

and if darling is willing enough to play therapist, then it’s game :P

also i have this little ramble for the hexagon au, where kaveh isn’t that much of an avid drinker (nowadays, that is, ever since meeting you and years has passed every since his parents….). but he does get a little nervous around you. his hands always manages to get clammy and he can’t help the ache in his stomach when he sees you. to quell his nervousness, he drinks. just a little to give him a boost of confidence! so he comes to the tavern around late noon when the sun is setting. for the first hour he’s preoccupied in drinking to calm his shaky hands and his shyness (read: he’s trying to impress you with his rizz not his awkwardness) then when he’s a little bit better, he’s laughing and talking freely with you; kaveh becomes quite confident.

throughout the weeks to the months he’s lingered around, he grows to talk less of jokes and begins to complain about work, and worst of all: al haithaim, when there’s a feeling of comfort established within him. one day he slips an insult about his work and his need for sleep. you shoot him a sympathetic smile as you put down the glass you were going to give him, the fifth he asks for. he usually stops after the second glass, but he was more than fine with giving you more mora as an exchange. you lean closer to him as you put a hand on his shoulder. you whisper to kaveh that he should head home early for tonight. this was certainly a first as kaveh felt magnetised to your touch. he feels himself move closer to you, the last sip of alcohol is heavy on his lips. he was way past tipsy. the warmth of your hand and your worried look, your lips moving to speak your heart to him of all people. “i—,” kaveh would hesitate to respond back at first. but your furrowed brow and your eyes twinkling under the soft glow of the lamps nearby. your face so soft and how your lips gives him a weary smile, which has his him weak. “thanks for worrying. it’s just that…”kaveh can’t help but find himself sharing his personal ailments. thus born, a wretched and broken man seeking comfort in you. he speaks and speaks until his tongue could no more push him to speak any longer, even if his tears dry up. but you won’t look away from him—never. kaveh notices how you don’t even turn your back on him, you’re always there. sometimes you turn a blind eye to other patrons as you stay beside him. feet planted firmly in your spot as you give him all that he asks for in the world. a reciprocation to mediate this feeling of loneliness. you’re giving him smiles and your words mends the cracks in his broken heart. you touch him too, giving him warmth and shelter from the cold. kaveh is convinced, you must feel the same way as he does when he sees you. no longer did he see you as a crush, it was way more to him at this point.

he comes the next day again, acting as if he didn’t tell you all his burdens. but when you look at him the moment he sits himself down at the bar, “did you get enough sleep last night?” you ask. kaveh is soaring.

he’s willing to spill himself to you and when he wakes back up tomorrow morning in his bed, still in his clothes from the day before with hair tousled about, his heart feels less heavier and he’s yearning to see you once more.

oh gosh, you’re everything to kaveh.

and here comes al haithaim busting through his bedroom. “it’s your turn to do the dishes. or are you too hungover? you were practically dragged home last night.” al haithaim mocks. kaveh immediately sits up, eyes wide open. “you went to get me?”

“no, i wouldn’t waste my time to go and find you when i’m preoccupied with better things to do. so, someone else did. that person you keep mentioning. what’s their name?” al haithaim is silent for a moment before an all too familiar curious look glints his eye. “y/n.” he states with a sureness to his tone. kaveh can’t help but feel his breath get caught in his throat.

anyway sorry for the ramble LOL i love this au 😭 i got more to say about the other participants

Omg Nonnie........ I cannot thank you enough for blessing us with this feast 😩

First let's talk about Vampire!Kaveh, the relationship with Darling and Kaveh here is very dependent. They have much in common ; both of them are lonely (one more chronically and stretched out for centuries but lonely, still), both of them want someone they can connect with deeply and both of them want to be loved. Similar to Vampire!Alhaitham, Vampire!Kaveh is also drawn to darling for their innocence. To normal humans, it may not have been anything noticeable but for these creatures who've known darkness and corruption intimately, Darling is a flicker of hope for them. Though, as Kaveh is one of the few vampires who can, despite their age, still feel, he's... astounded at the existence of a human like you.

The Venn diagram of Vampire!Kaveh and good old broke architect Kaveh would intersect at the part that he dumps his trauma and emotions on Darling. Actually, this is a vital point for even getting Kaveh to fall in 'healthy' love for you, it's an unintentional test. Can you handle the mess that he is? Graciously carry his burden? And still be his pillar until he can stand straight again on his own? A very interesting thing you pointed out that Kaveh is rather delusional. This pairs up well with the previous fact about him developing feelings for you that I mentioned, after all, it takes two to make a quarrel.

Also please please please send in your thoughts for the others — if you have time, of course<3 I'm literally addicted to this.

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Sooo… vamp Kaveh when? Either as the occasional rival or the VERY reluctant support, with support being more hilarious because the image of this known-to-be straight-laced, blunt, would-rather-sit-at-home-alone-with-a-book, guy pacing and ranting about his amazing new human and kaveh’s just sitting there with a glass of wine and the most dead pan face thinking “just kill me already” before giving his tips on being romantic and charming to al-haitham (hint. Gifts and cheesy pick up lines)

you. yes, you. you're the person i've been waiting for. i like you.

/hj

When I was brainstorming about this entire au, Vampire Kaveh almost threatened Alhaitham's position *ahem* I've wanted to talk about them actually but didn't know how to bring it up :p so thank you giving me the opportunity<3

Vampire Alhaitham knows only two worlds : one with you and the other without you, which contains all the external variables that he's so adamant on keeping you away and protected from — Kaveh, just so happens to be one of them. Alhaitham has narrowed down his expectations to one single rule ; for you to forget about your previous life and the waking world altogether and in the pursuit of shaping you to that compliance, he's not compromised in the slight. From 'taking' you from your miserable existence, giving you all the luxury a human could dream of so that you'd never think of fickle things such as the sunlight again, to taking extreme protection measures all around his house (e.g. casting ancient spells that's capable of disintegrating anything that dares to come near).

Such brute security is mainly the result of his paranoia because he knows if a certain senior vampire were to catch wind of anything, he'd not give up until he's managed to barge in his house and discover his precious flower. Alhaitham has always been a self-assured man but somewhere, deep deep down he suppresses a tiny flicker of doubt. Alhaitham is no doubt selfish but Kaveh? He fears that if the blonde was ever to find out and by then, he predicts further for him to fall for your charm ; that sweet-talking, coddling and cooing bastard would earn a place in your delicate heart.

Kaveh on the other hand, has plentiful of questions regarding Alhaitham's sudden change in demeanor. The feared and no-nonsense Alhaitham who now tears flower petals at work with a comical seriousness, who's even more eager than before to finish his job and disappear without a trace — everyone is brimming with curiosity but know better not to confront the vampire lest they should ruin his good mood. Kaveh though, can't just get rid off the feeling that something is amiss. And in the case he were to discover more concrete evidence, pushed further by curiousity to find a loophole around Alhaitham's spells and find you, safely tucked and glimmering in that place he previously resided in, too? Let's just say that'd be one situation that wouldn't be solved simply by a few curt threats.

But taking as Alhaitham has every possible outcome that could incipient from kidnapping you predicted and uprooted, that case is highly unlikely.

Perhaps in a different timeline where Kaveh has intervened way before the kidnapping, you'd find yourself between two vampires instead ¯\_(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)_/¯

But the instance where Kaveh has to play love adviser could happen as well if you consider Vampire Alhaitham's persistence in keeping you content<3

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I saw your vampire Kaveh post and- *explodes*

He would be such a cheeky little bastard 😭 demanding your affection and making obnoxious kissy faces every other second I love him already

Alhaitham better keep darling close because he has competition now sfkdjdksjdjd

- 🧋 anon

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Oh, Alhaitham will keep you so close.

Not that he doesn't already but you get the idea. In Alhaitham's grand plan that encompasses who-knows-how-many years, he's long since detected Kaveh to be a threat. Not only because of their constantly clashing points of view but also because, well, if he could feel as strongly for you despite your differences then, what are the chances Kaveh won't (if he were to discover you) as well? The usually level-headed Vampire loses all semblance of that countenance at the thought of you with another, he knows and he loathes it ; Kaveh would be able to emotionally connect with you. Something that he has never cared much for but he can see that your eyes yearn for it. Still, much like a spoiled child he clings to you and finds solutions around this dilemma. He's made you swear obedience to him, you're marked and his. There are strict rules within the Vampires so Kaveh can long for you all he wants but if he actually wants a taste of you, he'll have to go all out.

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Between you and these very fun anons, the incorrect Vampire!Alhaitham text posts have made my day. I can't stop laughing or smiling at it. So I have questions, since Darling and Alhaitham are a thing in the Vampire!Alhaitham AU. How does this make Kaveh feel? Is he still living with Alhaitham in this AU? Is Kaveh a vampire? Human? What does Kaveh think of Darling? Also question, but what is Alhaitham's vampiric history? Was he turned or born one? - A very curious anon who can't stop their brain from moving a million miles an hour

Well, A very curious anon who can't stop their brain from moving a million miles an hour, Me and the other anons are elated to hear that you're enjoying the serotonin <3

I answered about Kaveh's role in this au here :> interesting fella ha

Vampire Alhaitham's history is ; in his words, compared to his senior's more illustrious one, not that exciting — he was born a vampire, raised as one and still is — or at least, that's what he tells darling. He was, in truth, borne a normal human child but got turned by his vampire grandmother at a very young age. It was so long ago that he just believes he's always been one, he pursued extensive knowledge and because of his outstanding talents got recruited among the Vampire Lords' ranks earlier than most and the rest is history.

He tells everything is such a nonchalant tone that you can't help the suspicion but we know classic Alhaitham, who knows what's actually the truth among his words.