#yautja yes

[mintymarabell]

Bad blood elder yautja who cares in his own way

Sort of yandere.

You hated him, doubted he could have any emotional feelings for anything or anyone.

It’d been a few months since you’ve been taken, maybe longer considering it’s hard to keep track of time in a different galaxy.

The elder had you near him at all times, perched on his lap, his arm, or just holding his hand. He never let you get away or leave his field of view.

It had only happened once, he had dragged you to a foreign planet (though they were all foreign) for a dinner party with another clan of bad bloods who desperately wanted to start a treaty.

Maybe you finally slipped away, the elder too caught up in conversation and his unnaturally warm hand finally slipped off your knee; giving you the opportunity.

Wondering the long hallways a Youngblood came out of nowhere. Clearly the younger yautja had too much to drink as he slurred and poked at your fleshy cheek, his claw sharp and leaving a slight scratch.

There was a distant clatter but you paid no mind, instead trying to now get away from the youngbloods iron grip he had on your wrist with the promise of a good lay though it was to himself he spoke.

You yelped slightly as he yanked you along just then his grip loosened greatly and he fell to the ground, green pooling at his head.

You didn’t get a chance to react before you were enveloped in a pair of arms, turned around to face the elder you slipped away from moments ago.

He never kneeled for anyone and yet he kneeled for you. It was a small noticeable thing. Kneeled to fix your lopsided necklace he gifted you. Kneeled to give you a skull of a beast that had taken him weeks to slay. Kneeled to check if your arm was okay after you fell on it and nearly gave him a heart attack. (He almost broke through the ships window when he seen it. Was the only and last time he let you go out by yourself.) Yet now once again he kneeled to you.

He didn’t say anything, he just pressed you close to him and rubbed your back as if you were the one needing comforting.

From that day forward he had changed.?

He no longer held your hand or arm as if you were gonna run but now as if you were gonna disappear.

His claws that used to always be sharp were now dull as if he’d filled them down.

At night, when he forced you to share a bed with him you’d never see him sleep. Before he’d just stare but now he always stare at you with a longing look he never used to do. It was as if he was slowly baring his heart to you.

One time you had woken up in the middle of the night randomly and as you glanced over he was finally asleep. His hand on your back still absentmindedly drew circles as if it had a mind of its own.

Maybe deep down, all this time he had cared for you.

[beeswithnoknees]

Your yautja boyfriend after you asked him for the tenth time if he would still love you if you were a worm:

He’d say yes but question how you would even turn into a worm.

[friendly-alien-fucker]

Being with an ooman brought forth a good number of oddities, most of which they adored.

You were different from them, in terms of looks, yes, but also in terms of culture. And as they whiped away the liquid streaming from your eyes they realized once again how different you were in terms of morals as well.

"I'm a monster!" you sobbed, your voice frantic and shaky, and they took you into their arms on instinct at the sound.

"You're overreacting." They attempted to console you, which didn't quite work as intended they came to realize as you slapped their chest.

"I killed it! The poor little fella... they already have such a short lifespan..."

Seeing you in so much pain over the death of a being that didn't even have a conscience, they wondered how you managed to think of them as anything other than a monster. With their walls of proudly displayed trophies.

Some of them had only half your life expectancy, some lived longer than them. Some even had family.

"Fella?" they instead focused on consoling you through your strange breakdown "what makes you so sure it was male?"

You gasped, your eyes suddenly wide in horror "I didnt even think of that! What if it was female? What if it was expecting? What if I just killed an entire bloodline??!"

Though they were apparently not very good at it.

Unsure on what to do or say, they simply continued to hold you, the purring that they've subconsciously started to do getting louder.

"If it brings you any comfort", they began quietly as they heard your sobbing come to a slow stop "its unlikely it felt any pain, being the size that it was."

"It does," you mumbled, only parting from them shortly to whipe at your face "thank you."

They simply nodded.

How your species managed to become your planets apex predators remained a mystery to them.

[deunmiu-dessie]

you’ve done it again, but i must ask… does ahn’thu get reader her cat back? (that stayed on my mind even while getting plowed by an alien lmao)

♡♡𝆬 nonnie! my dove! hehe--- i like to believe he does. ahn'thu is quite literally wrapped around your finger whether you believe it or not. the two of you stay in the clearing for a week or so and when ahn'thu tells you it's time to leave, you have to throw a fit. ૮₍´˶• . • ⑅ ₎ა ₊˚⊹♡🫧— 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑒

"we need to go back and get mr. cuddles. i'm not leaving earth without him." ˙◠˙

ahn'thu expresses his agitation through trills as you turn away from him, crossing your arms and pouting with puffed cheeks.

despite your attempt to give him the silent treatment, it doesn't have the desired effect. ♡

it's only when you stop eating that he finally gives in, understanding the depth of your attachment to your beloved cat. (it's easy to find mr. cuddles as he's splayed out on your destroyed couch.)

and you're absolutely ecstatic, jumping into his arms and nuzzling your face into his chest when he comes back to the ship with your black and white tabby cat. ˙ᵕ˙

you're undeterred by his claims of finding the cat annoying, and his cute little grumbles as you kiss all over his face. ( he loves it )

especially when mr. cuddles curls up in ahn'thu's arms, purring in contentment.

[bonesmarinated]

the last of the Blue Tongue 

[just-some-trans-nobody]

Yautja bf in sweatpants

The weathers getting cold on earth and your yautja bf has to put on some longer clothes.

All prounons for reader is gender neutral.

Warnings: swearing, starring at butts

Minors Don't Interact!

Didn't prof read or spell check sorry about any mistakes

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You lived on earth so that's where he would stay when he wasn't hunting. He didn't like how cold it was on earth but it was worth it.

His first winter? Absolute hell.

He had left his armor and body regulator on his ship beforr the snow had started to fall and now he was absolutely regretting it but he didn't want to step into the snow to get it.

(Insert angry clicking here)

He'll pout for a bit and will steal all your blankets to snuggle into for warmth. He can't carry them around constantly like he wants too, the blankets keep knocking things down.

Solution? Sweatpants and sweaters.

Nothing you have fits him, he's a damn gaint after all.

It sure looks funny though.

Your sweater looks like a crop top on him and your sweatpants look more like leggings.

His ass looks great though.

While he wears those you custom order some that would fit him.

Once they come in the mail he puts the on immediately. It's the kind that's softer on the inside for extra comfort.

First day he spends just laying on the couch purring just loving up his new sweater sweatpants combo. Please come cuddle him and bring a blanket, he would die a happy death.

He didn't think about how the clothes looked on him until he caught you staring at his ass. He starts doing the same to you when you wear your sweatpants at first to give you a taste of your own medicine. Then he realized hie great YOUR ass looks. Now the two of you spend hours starting at each others butt.

You have to convince him not to take the sweats on a hunt. He's upset about it but when you tell him the sweats could rip an get ruined he'll leave them behind with you.

Put them on as a joke. You look absolutely ridiculous wearing those sweatpants but man is it funny. He's entertained for sure.

Loves when the two of you wear sweat plants and lazy clothes and just cuddle all day long.

If the sweatpants have pockets you might find small bones in then when doing the laundry. You need to check the pockets each time you wash them.

[eclipseshotel]

Me busting into Elder Predator’s chambers to chew his ass out after he ignored my gauntlet call six times in a row (he was taking a much needed old man nap)

[himbo-in-limbo]

“Little Things”(tw alien blood)

Yautja!Raian often comes back to you in a bloody mess (usually not of his own but this was a special case)

Your already waiting for him aside his bed with a wash cloth and a medical kit to patch up minor scratches. To which he’s grown accustomed too (he denies any medical care from his own, he wants YOU to heal him. No one else.)

He boasts with a puffed up chest on how he bested that “normie jungle-head” yautja!Ohma today which marks his 3rd win this week (he would not stop geeking about it for a couple of hours…)

But as he kept on rambling about his victory (and bashing Yautja!Ohma 🙄) you couldn’t help but stare at his face…

The way his moon colored eyes lit up, his mandibles flared up into his iconic grin…he looked so happy.

And not in his usual bloodlust way…(maybe a little) but the way he kept looking back at you, to gauge your reaction at his stories and quips…he looooved it when you slightly giggled at an insult or marveled at his move re-enactments.

He loves how attentive you are at him and only him.

He doesn’t know how fast he actually walks to his room now when he’s eager to tell you something 🤭

You’ve become his confidant without him realizing that.

[my-world-my-stories]

Experimenting with Yautja hairstyles with Sam'wa. Featuring her human bestie Jully as well.

When you have such long and luscious 'hair', you gotta learn how to have fun styling it. Sam couldn't leave her bestie out since a perk of human hair is how versatile it can be with hairstyles. It's their favorite bonding activity.

[predalien]

There needs to be more smut where your yautja is publicly claiming you during the height of breeding season. Others are listening/watching and now know you’ve been marked- please and thank you 🙏🙏

[fmab]

watched the alien versus predator movies last night with friends and all i can say is. They Sure Were Movies. but my god i am super unwell about these monsters now

[mintymarabell]

Your elder is the definition of gentle love and affection.

This is just something I thought up and it’s so random and out of order!

He always plays with your hair but never in a way that would mess it up.

Rubs your back at night while he thinks of future plans.

He puts your shoes on for you, kneeling down and putting them on while taking the time to admire your soft human legs.

Well not just your legs, he loves all of you. He loves the small things especially, like your ankle bone and how it always pokes out in a weird way when you have your foot propped up.

Your fingers and how they fail to curl around his much larger ones.

He loves your excitement when you finally shaved your whole body and how you want him to feel your smooth legs though to him you are always smooth regardless of the hair.

He loves the small pudge your stomach has. The reminder that you’re human and he’s not but that’s what he loves about you.

If he touches your face it is ALWAYS with his second knuckle, he has a horrible fear of nicking your perfect face.

He carries you around on his arm when your feet get tired.

He won’t argue with you when you say you don’t need a jacket on the cold planet he had taken you to see.

He’ll wrap you in his big fur cape as he carries you around after you mentioned you were cold, he always catches himself staring at your nose because of its redness. He adores it.

He’d take you to meetings and let you sit with him while he talks for hours on end, his hand always finds itself fiddling with your fingers or the hem of your shirt.

At night he likes to comb your hair after your shower, it’s so different compared to his own.

He fingers through your hair while you sleep, looking at you as if you had made the world go round.

[beeswithnoknees]

Being the mate of a yautja retired elder is just mwah chiefs kiss, first off you won’t get messed with and second off you’ll be living the luxurious material life.

There is also the factor that the retired elders are more likely to get jealous, especially if you’ve been living with him on his planet. There’s more than likely gonna be that one elite or newly blooded that’s gonna try and make a move to which their neck will be broken but late at night when your long passed on his chest he just thinks to himself “Should you have just gone with the elite? I mean they were younger and could get you more trophies and impress you.” This leads to him being insecure.

Queue the waking up in the morning to being held tightly, the clinginess, and the protectiveness.

One day he’ll come up to you be like “Why are you still with me when you can be with someone much younger? I have aches and pains from old battles, I cannot get you the heads of beasts I cannot do anything an elite could do, so why are you still with me?” Then you’ll have to explain that your not with him for his trophies or skulls and that you love him for him and his aches and pains.

[friendly-alien-fucker]

Ok listen I want to make a request but I can't really think of something new. So I'm just gonna request this little thing. Headcanons of you being a fertility god and the reaction of your yautja ( since I'm pretty sure most Yautja's have an breeding kink)

I know it's short but I couldn't think of anything else and this has been on my mind for days :/

A Yautja who's S/o is a fertility god

Hey thank you so much for your request @brieffarmpeanutpersona ! I knows it's been a long time since you asked for this but I still hope I managed to bring a smile to your face! 💖

Warnings: nsfw, mention of pregnancy, mention of infertility, afab reader, horny Yautja

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• Yeah. Don't tell them that.

The urge to breed is extreme in Yautja, it's how their species survives. To be able to have a population of hunters, you need to be able to produce lots of offspring, fast.

To say they have a breeding kink would be a giant understatement.

So while being a god will gain you enough attention as is, (albeit it's mostly from yautia wanting to fight you), being a fertility god will get you...a different kind of attention.

• You will know no peace.

Wether or not this is a good thing is up to you.

But you can be certain that the moment these giant breeding machines realize that being what you are it's likely you can reproduce with them, there is no escaping their fighting over you. After all, who can resist having a pup who could potentially have god-like powers?

And while they would never put a claw on you (and get away with it-) being courted by a yautja can be pretty...violent. So make sure to explain the way in which you'd like to be woo'd, unless you'd appreciate a blood-soaked alien offering you the head of some poor creature on your doorstep.

• Yautia and Infertility

As much as I'd like to paint yautia in a progressive light, their culture does heavily rely on the improvement and expansion of their species. And to do that, they need to produce offspring.

And though they do have the technology for artificial insemination, there is still a certain stigma around it.

Yautja mating is centered around getting the mate with the best genes so the resulting pups will become high ranking warriors. So you can see why being infertile might be a bit of a problem in that regard.

Therefore...

• Female yautja will ask you for help

Once they get word of your capabilities, you'd find little gifts littering the places you often frequent. Often a collection small skulls, sometimes bigger one's, engraved with the names and wishes of your admirers. And while you're used to offerings, dead things... really aren't what you're about.

Eventually you'd have to sit them down and explain that, while you're grateful, you're the god of fertility, not the god of death.

The next day you'd find something living in your home instead.

Let's just say you'll have to make space for a lot of new pets.

• If it's mating season...run.

Or hide, though I'm afraid either way it's gonna be hard to escape them. Male and female alike, their hormones will run rampant during that time and you do not want to be in the middle of that.

Especially not if you have a mate. And even less if they are female.

Yes, Male yautja fight for their mates all the time and it does get bloody. But have you ever bared witness to a female yautja who's mate is being taken away from them? No? Good. Pray that you never will.

[red-doll-face]

My beautiful boy Kota !! He’s actually really sweet if you get to know him, promise 🥴 more of him and his colors ! He’s very blue, very blue raspberry flavored