#yaz chats to the void
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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opened this site on my deskpot after a month long hiatus....who broke into my home and rearranged the furniture!!!! this is ugly as hell
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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*arrives ten years too late with my latte* saw the potential nicki casting news and left feeling whelmed. hmmm. 
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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pedro pascal nomination is a joke....so is the entire white lotus cast
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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essentially iwtv is a time-travelling story....and loustat fits with my time travelling dynamics .....watch me plug this square thru a circle
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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iwtv fandom stop being so goddamn annoying challenge
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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now that i have rereread iwtv i realize that rolins is godsent wallahi this show would be doa if we got a one to one straight adaptation and not because of any content issues or the moral constitution of a modern audience but because that shit would have been boring as hell. like change the channel, scroll thru twitter diy lobotomy sesh boring. love the book, truly a formative masterpiece but if i had to sit through it in visual format id kill myself 
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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that post that was like what if lestat arrived a decade earlier and infiltrated the du lacs and been an even bigger craddle robber...
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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just got off a conference call with the fam and by fam i mean cousins and grandparents and great uncles all coz my baby sister (22) rang my mother up, in tears coz her bitch ass manager yelled at her in front of customers. murder was plotted. an entire smear campaign was launched. doxxing was considered. my brother is on his way to the shop with the intention to get her fired. madness. literally spent the last hour of my work in the toilet trying to talk various family members off the ledge.
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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some of the anons making rounds in ppls askboxes are so cowardly and stupid 
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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oh wow this means my guy louis is really really insane if he’s hallucinating an entirely different girl as claudia rip to him and her but im gonna enjoy the descent into proper madness
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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i go into the ldpdl tag. i see a white man. i feel like someone kicked me in the teeth with a steel toe boot. i hiss at the screen and block the offender. i click out of the tag with a shaky hand. ive survived another personal brush with antiblackness. 
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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the new actress is cute and has such a babyface more so than bailey and its going to be a harrowing experience when she gets frankensteined. i think im on the otherside of the shock/grief because i simply dont have the energy to dwell on it my body is too busy fighting to keep me alive but also this is claudia’s final season its not as bad as sam and jacob being recast coz ive already mourned claudia and bailey however the only thing giving me a pause is whether or not the death will emotionally resonate with the audience now that there’s a fresh face and not the actress we went on the journey with idk idk 
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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found out both jacob and sam were where the wild things are truthers as kids and my brain short-circuited coz i kin them wtf
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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just found out kit harrington is joining industry s3 and idk how to feel about it. like jay duplass plays the tech bro with smug ick factor so well i dont know what kit will bring to the table. wonder if he will get fucked by harper or yasmin! 
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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gotta be honest i never read those dense webweaving edits like my brain comes to a screeching halt i know it takes work and i know they are thematically resonant but i can and will never read them id rather start and finish crime and punishment idk why
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captain-noir · 2 years ago
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to my stalker anons i can get worse like i can return to my godless heathen era like im on the straight and narrow the sirat al mustaqim but i can swerve at any time so pls go have ur breakdowns elsewhere 
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