#a carousel of shit

[captain-noir]

iwtv fandom stop being so goddamn annoying challenge

[marragurl]

Suddenly getting the intense urge to rewatch all of the SerVamp anime was not on my 2024 bingo card- but here we are folks

[gayleafpool]

what if we were carousel horses and i was a horse on the outside edge and u were a horse in the middle and we had a love hate rivalry and u lowkey resented me bc the edge horses are bigger and fancier and get chosen more often and i act pompous and mean about it and pretend i don’t care about u but what u don’t know is that i also get more wear and tear and my paint is chipping and the owners of the place have stopped fixing me up bc very few ppl come here anymore and it’s no longer worth it amd one day when this place shuts down and i am withered while u are still in pristine condition u will wonder hey perhaps he was protecting me all along

[adashulaz]

Kpp'Ar has a big ass house

Like dude you're an old man that needs a cane, why do you live in a fucking mansion??? No wonder people can't navigate it, not only cause of the puzzles but also because it's huge asf.

Also does Kpp'Ar have a well in front of his house??

Or is it one of those things that people have dates in??

Either way, why does it seem like it's right up against a tree??? What's the point of that? Does he like tree water???

Also, wtf is the point of these stairs?

Like where do they lead? They're not for his porch since there's a small wall in front of it so it leads to something above that window.

Imma be honest yall, I have a lot of questions about his house. Like why does he need so much space? Cause I'm assuming he lives alone and that Viren, Lissa, Soren and Claudia visit him from time to time(based of the novel Puzzle House) so it's not like he lives with them. And Viren(or anyone) gives any indication that he lives with someone since his house is considered abandoned after Viren coined him.

Also I wanna know the set up of Kpp'Ars house because we only see a bit of it in Puzzle House and Virens flashback. Even then, in Puzzle House they're attempting to get to the tower and don't spend that much time in the house. But we see that Kpp'Ar has those armour things in his halls and a few staircases but that's really all we see. Viren only goes to one room and in Kpp'Ars pov we don't really hear a door open or any noise yet Kpp'Ar knows that someone is somehow in his house yet doesn't know who it is.

So I'm just curious about the set up and how it really works because in one post I mention how Viren says that Kpp'Ars house is nearly impossible to navigate and that King Atticus calls it a clockwork puzzle. Which means it's sentient in a way, difficult to navigate because of the puzzles and size, or Viren is lying and King Atticus is just assuming based on what people have said.

[bonemeal12]

I love this panel so much. I love this whole issue. look at their little faces :)

[coffin-of-dust]

I feel like maybe I should speak a little more on Flint. You know he's grumpy catman with dilf energy, but what else? Well, one key thing I don't think I went into detail on was his backstory! Some TWS: Mentions of emotional, verbal, physical and mental abuse (Basically all the abuse). Torture, human experimentation, cannibalism, animal abuse/death, body horror? It's not exactly super graphic, but it could be upsetting, so please be mindful.

Flint Douglas was born in 1952 in what was basically a nowhere town in Michigan to an alcoholic mother and a nobody father who died when he was young, leaving Flint's mother to serial date and basically never remarry. Over time, however, she ended up dating a man named Richard when Flint was 17, and this man pretty much loathed Flint-- often restricting his access to the house's food. Flint's mother turned a blind eye to this as her alcoholism got worse, leaving her emotionally abusive and dependent on her son for emotional support. Stuck in this household with nowhere else to go, Flint turned inward, often daydreaming and getting lost in a fantasy world, leading him to suffering in his classes and having to drop out to get a job. Along with feeling disconnected from his general reality, he grew more jaded and cynical. Two years later, when Flint turned nineteen, Richard ended up killing a man in a back ally brawl that he then proceeded to frame Flint for. Considering DNA testing and forensics wasn't really a thing in this era, Richard got away with this rather easily. With the level of brutality exhibited by this particular crime, Flint was very quickly put on death row when he was arrested. At the time, the US military was also going through with a series of experiments called Project Khimaira, meant to produce the perfect blend of humans for the sole purpose of being used in warfare. The methods used were an unknown mix of Alchemy/black magic and medicine with the results often being mutated and deformed creatures that died within the first week-- destabilizing and turning into what amounted to a pile of mush. Due to the fact that they needed bodies to test this on, that no one would really miss, the "undesirables" of society, they were taking people from the streets, orphans, and most importantly, death row inmates.... Flint just happened to be one of the people who were taken because he was a healthy young man, and would likely be more successful. So, after a year of prison, he was transported to a government facility where he stayed for around five years. Enduring a whole battery of tests and experiments meant to enhance his abilities to the absolute limit of human performance. Along with that he was often cut open, or injected with serums who's results ranged from excruciating pain to the effects of drugs like meth. On his second year in, he gained what amounted to minor regeneration, a more "diluted" version of what Anderson has, leaving him able to recover faster than a normal man and healing from things others would find fatal. The year after? The facility finally went through with attempting to fuse Flint with a pure Maine Coon, the process itself inflicting terrible pain from his DNA basically being rearranged on a molecular level. He was the only successful chimera to come of this program, and all I can say is that the woman that ran this shit was an abusive, narcissistic asshole that caused Flint to have a hatred/phobia towards women and the word 'mongrel.'

If you were wondering how he lost his eye, it happened when some of the scientists took it as a sample to see how his eye structure differed from a normal human. It was expected that it would regenerate kinda like Anderson, but it never did. Two years later, he's dropped into the middle of the United Kingdom, in a remote area of land for a survivability test, implanted with a tracker. They put him here so they wouldn't be associated with his discovery if he was found dead-- considering this was meant to be a secret program. Fortunately, the tracking chip was broken after he decided he was going to have a territorial dispute with a literal pack of wolves. He spent around five to six years in the wild, bereft of human contact outside of killing livestock and getting shot at, having a near deadly encounter with a farmer that resulted in him being shot five times. Over time, he grew so unused to people, that his inhuman instincts eventually began seeing them as viable prey... safe to say, he has eaten around three people. He's also eaten rotten roadkill with basically zero consequences. When word began to spread of this "creature" terrorizing the country side, the queen sent for Hellsing to deal with it, thinking that it could potentially have something to do with vampires. Considering Alucard is in his basement era, a squad of 10 men was sent to hunt Flint down. This ended in the death of four of them, due to the fact that even a starved Flint can kick through bone and run faster than an Olympic athlete. However, instead of killing him, he was captured and taken to Hellsing Manor because they didn't knw what the hell he was, and they wanted to make sure more of what Flint was didn't exist. So...He spent a decent time in custody under Arthur Van Helsing, working for the organization with restrictions on what he could do, where he could go, etc. The cat bell collar was basically a form of insult as well as a protection, Hellsing's method of claiming him as their property, so he couldn't be repossessed by the US Millitary upon the discovery that he was actually still alive. After Arthur's death, he's finally introduced to Integra and Alucard (both of whom, he very much didn't like at first). Which leaves us in the canon era with a 47 year old Flint who very much is sick of life and just wants to maul things. that's the general gist, anyway. I'm not that great at writing and this was kinda a ramble LMAO.

Breaking news: local man only finds a hint of peace after he hits forty.

[charliesopus]

Sugary Carousel ~ Limited Edition ~ Confetti Cake Cow!

There were only 100 and sold out in about 5 minutes and I managed to get one! I truly don’t know how lol.

She’s freakin’ adorable. So fluffy and I love her big soft ears most of all! 🖤

[laureala]

playing a how many times can i listen to bloodless competition with myself today

[marsdemo]

[deepseacarousels]

oh Carousel the woman that you are

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

So Morgan went back to Alexandria? I mean no offense to our twd gang but Morgan built a much closer bond with the Fear gang. He was with them for like 10 years. They were his family and best friends. They actually hung out and spent time together outside of fighting. They played games and laughed and sang. Most of the time he spent with Rick and company was as allies in a war for like... A year? and they saw eachother.. sometimes..

[tobiasnitton]

[regrindthelensagain]

I have a playlist right now of exactly two songs and it's Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call (the toughest part is that we both know what happened to you, why you're out on your own–) and Source Decay (where as indirectly as you can, you ask what I remember... I'll tell you what I know, like I swore I always would, I'm not sure it's gonna do you any good) and in my head I can't decide if I want them to be two sides of the same story or not

[tortoisesshells]

(ds: 39, 45, 85, 126.)

[mothgutz236]

Wawawawaa

Help wanted two is stupid fun I love this game soooo much

It took me like 4 trys to do Freddy but I did the Carousel level in one try

How the fuck?

Anyways, playing on a trackpad of a laptop will make ur arm cramp to hell

How do I know?

Take a wild fucking guess

Playing pressure with a trackpad also sucked but eh it was only really a problem with eyefestation lol

Anyways, back to this fuckass game /aff

Im having g a great time why do you ask?

[falst]

I BEAT NEO SPAMTON SECOND TRY ???????????????????