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Miguel O’Hara is the newest Tumblr Sexyman

[poisoned-sugar11]

1.) how would you describe the world your story takes place in?

2.) if you gave an in depth description of your story to someone who was not all the way paying attention, what would their takeaway be?

6.) speaking of tv adaptations, why would yours get cancelled? (other than capitalism)

10.) if your story is titled, why did you choose that title?

11.) give a general summary of the plot/world/characters.

16.) imagine the entire story takes place but in the meantime the characters all also have tumblr. what kind of (terrible) tumblr posts would happen?

23.) describe how everyones character gets butchered once in the public eye?

25. best scene you havent yet written, but have an idea for?

Well it takes place in multiple worlds technically. There's an interconnected multiverse and it's commonplace for a lot of people to travel between universes. Sometimes, this is discovered before space travel and people mistake other planets in their home dimension as being from another one.

Lesbians can and will kill God.

Probably the fact that a lot of major characters are trans and/or nonbinary. Massive companies don't tend to like that I don't think.

Yeah no I can't choose titles.

Okay so I want multiple stories to happen that are somewhat connected, but the running theme is basically just that gods are very human and also very good at accidentally fucking shit up.

Flower is being canceled for many many ridiculous controversies at once. Mabel and Chaos Chaos agree on various fandom opinions but would probably explode if they knew who was behind the other's account. Crystal writes rpf of herself just to fuck with people. Crystal also has a separate blog where she posts actual serious fanfiction for various animes. People just casually have the followers of certain gods on their dni list. Masquerade once sent an ask to someone asking if she could follow if she WAS that God but wasn't a follower of herself. They said yes because they thought she was joking. Ema is liveblogging all of the nonsense that goes on with the followers of chaos. She just refers to it as "the school I go to" leaving everyone very confused and concerned. Okay wow I didn't realize how many ideas I'd have about this-

So many of my characters are women why would you make me imagine this /j

I do think people would make "I can fix her" jokes about Chaosmaker and annoy the hell out of me though. Actually no, Chaosmaker would be hated while Yuki becomes a sexyman, because of fandom misogyny.

Pocky and Flower meeting for the first time.

[hali-buut]

the creator of FNAF (markiplier) referenced jerma985 when creating the munch of ‘87

with diagrams

ok, that is a wild claim you ask. you got any cold-hards facts to back that crazy shit up? have any wacky and possibly insane claims that’ll blow my mind and also prove the crazy sentence that is apparently a title? have any potential ground breaking pieces of information that’ll back up, beyond a doubt, that i am in-fact telling the truth

yes, i do

in the 6th tf2 comic (The Naked and the Dead), scouts personification of capital g God (who is definitely, 100% accurate) claims scout dies 4/12/87. this places him at the age of around 40 when he died.

{image id: scout busts it down sexual style while walking down a set of golden stairs surrounded by clouds, behind him a man wearing a white cloth tied at the waist surrounded by winged babys (uber-rare variation on the regular baby) says “see you december 4th, 1987”, scout replies “its a date! later, guys!”}

back to the ‘87 part, where have we heard that number before?

within the very (very) extensive fnaf lore, a little known date known as “the munch of ‘87”. some may even call this munch a bite. point is, this “munch of ‘87” occurs in the exact year scout dies, coincidence?

“nay!” you shout “it cannot be, all you have given is a simple connection, nothing more!” you jest. “they should call you lie mcfakeingson, because you are a fraud!” you continue.

{image id: a stupid and probably smelly peasant eating a potato shouts “nay” to my claims. they will be proven wrong shortly}

but you’re wrong, thats only the entrance to the rabbit hole

scouts real name (also again mentioned in The Naked and the Dead) is Jeremy. the crazy, indisputable connection may not be revealed to some but those in the know understand that the suspected victim of the “munch of ‘87” is none other than a security guard known as

*drumroll sound echos throughout tightly packed business room*

Jeremy Fitzgerald!

thats right, not only does scout and ol’ fitzgerald share the same death year, but also the name name!

*among the audience inside this rather cramped and ill smelling business room a small clap is heard*

thank you, thank you. im sure its hard to grasp the idea that not only is tf2 and fnaf connected, but that the victim of the “bit… munch of ‘87” is none other than the scout!

{image id: a shitty image of a scout doing the schadenfreude taunt (that promised that it didn’t have a background, but lied) getting munched on by that bitch mangle, the prime suspect for the “munch of ‘87”. blood pours out of scouts now munched on head, scout exclaims “oh no, im fucking dead” while that cold, heartless bitch of an animatronic (mangle) mechanically states “munch”}

so, how does this all connect back to the titular jerma985? well its understood that both scout and jerma are one and the very same, both originally the same being. this holds same with all other naturally occurring jermas, this is jerma lore basics here please do understand. all jermas share a shame mind, origin and essence.

{image id: a white square titled “a small selection of some of the many naturally occurring jermas”, on it reside a quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style and getting goated with the sauce (jerma doing the face), tumblr sexyman and also mentally insane serial killer patrick bateman, sempai from fnf, mentally insane salesman spamton, and finally probably mentally insane actor william dafoe}

they might take over the world someday however idk. but would it really be a bad thing if the entire world was jerma’s domain?

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hi i made @fanchlebu guess genshin impact characters (because she doesn't play the game and i'm annoying) part 1?

[juno comments in square brackets]

1. That's Venti I think

prediction: 5 star character

didn't he wear a crop top or something?

i think he's the one lots of people confused for a girl

juno doesn't have him and they're sad about it [i am :(( ]

he reminds me of mythological zephyr. air element associated? [when did i tell you about this why do u remember these details??? nerd]

he's short

2. Mr Money (Zhongli?)

prediction: 5 star character

two of my classmates said he's hot and im traumatised about it [i guess he is? im ace don't ask me if a character is hot]

he's got tumblr sexyman vibe

i think he's shipped with a lot of other tall male characters. unsurprisingly

isn't he an old god or something? and venti also is!

he's the one that has pet dragon and that dragon... forgets things or something? [you mean azhdaha?]

reminds me of veles because he's the god of contacts and wealth [everyone point and LAUGH fanchlebu is a nerd. me too]

3. Boobsword (Shogun Raider?)

prediction: 5 star character

i like the colours :)

wasn't her character quest very disappointing? [yes. yes it was. i'm still salty about it]

she's got a sister? and she's created a clone of someone? idk

also an old goddess

i think she's the good sibling and her sister is evil

4. Who is she (Blondie)

prediction: 4 star character

she reminds me of a priestess

angelic vibes... her colour palette and hair

cinnamon roll who did nothing wrong. she may be a war criminal though [close tbh?]

does she have lilies in her hair? she's innocent.

reminds me of that overwatch meme with the angel character merci? [neither of us has ever played overwatch lol]

5. Ganyu!

prediction: 5 star character

she's a unicorn [qilin, technically! but close enough for you]

did nothing wrong in her life

pure hearted pacifist and a cinnamon roll [unless you don't pay taxes]

juno's fave [yeah :) i'm a ganyu main]

shipped with that one government character? the capitalism queen [NINGGUANG??? i really don't remember telling you about that ship]

also shipped by juno with that purple haired character. ganyu has god in her heart, but that other character doesn't or something? [ganqing. you mean ganqing]

if she's a unicorn what's up with her horns. i don't understand [again, not technically a unicorn]

6. Who's that? 2: electric boogaloo (Czerwony kapturek)

prediction: 4 star character

i think she's a scientist or something because of the goggles! that one character from the movie atlantis also had goggles. and she reminds me of her

i've never watched ever after high BUT wasn't there a ship between red riding hood and bad wolf but the wolf was humanised and had furry ears and they had a daughter that was similar to this character? [i haven't seen it either ? can someone confirm]

she's got nice corset. i like it

her headband reminds me of doktor robotnik [doctor eggman] i'm not a sonic fan but i have watched all uncle mroowa's videos about sonic and i am an expert now [i'm just gonna pretend i understand what you're talking about]

DOES SHE HAVE A GUN? i hope so [man i wish she did]

7. Pirate

prediction: 5 star character

wasn't he supposed to have a tumblr sexyman title but doesn't have it because he's too mainstream [WHY DO YOU REMEMBER ONLY EXTREMELY SPECIFIC DETAILS]

he's got an eyepatch so he must be a pirate right

boob window man

he's tall

8. Batman (Diluc? I think it's Diluc)

prediction: 5 star character

he looks like a cheap cosplay of himself

if he didn't look like an idiot i'd respect him because he's basically a batman. and batman's cool [diluc slander. yeah<3]

i think he's a lot like batman. but i don't remember the details so he's probably rich and fights crime at night

i like his cloak. it's nice

9. Albedo! (The geography guy)

prediction: 5 star character

albedo is geographical term did you guys know that [okay matgeo major we know you're a nerd]

he's got evil twin and that evil twin is early failed prototype of him! that seems cliché to me. i could do better

he was supposed to kill someone but he didn't? i think

i saw memes about him that went like "trust nobody even yourself". they were funny [sorry for flooding your main page with them]

10. Goldie

prediction: 4 star character

i like her design

is she the capitalism queen? i think it's not her but it would be cool [yeah that's her! the rich lady ningguang]

i think juno told me she's a lesbian but im not sure [...maybe not canonically but in my heart? yeah]

i just think she looks neat :)

[paraphernaliawagon]

the rock opera based on dreams in the witch house is very interesting. so nyarlathotep (who may i add would have been a tumblr sexyman if tumblr had been around in lovecraft’s time) is a character in this? and he gets a song? about Azathoth? and he’s a sexy bass oh of course he is i love it

yeah the other characters refer to nyarlathotep by his title “the Black Man” and every time they say it it’s super fucking uncomfortable. “no like... you see... it’s cause he’s literally black, like a living stone statue. he’s inspired by the folkloric devil and lovecraft’s childhood nightmares” well yes but no... it’s capital C Cringe. if “cringe” is a valid concept then surely THAT of all things is cringe.

other things i do like about it:

-keziah mason. the witch whose house it is. in the source material she’s a generic evil witch who is old as balls. in the musical she’s younger and sexier and has a sympathetic backstory. still just as evil though.

-walter gilman, the main character. he’s like a quantam physicist himbo. has a song that’s just him infodumping about how excited he is that he’s discovered the Abstract Mathematics that will allow him to travel to higher dimensions

ALSO the whole thing is weirdly christian and is told through the framing device of walter’s friend (who has a homoerotic level of devotion to him) confessing to a priest

idk. to me it’s pretty much in “so bad it’s good” territory