#yes im drunk

[softwaring]

if ur coherent on tumblr like why are you here rn this is for the exemplary hoes who have no idea tf is going on

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

What you read is what you want in a relationship-

Yeah, and what about it?

Yes, I want someone to want me, need me, crave me. I want someone to go delirious over how much they think of me and only me. I want them to double text me, daydream about me, and relate every single song they hear to me. I want to be their God and savior and, in the same hand, their devil and downfall. Is that too much to ask?? No, not really. Because every crush I have. I gove that energy to, and it's about damn time I receive the same treatment.

[mooninagust]

Do you guys think hanji knows i love him as much as i do

[nagdabbit]

in dungeons and daddies, ron stampler, played by beth may, thought he was a virgin because his wife always called it making love and therefore does not realize that he has had sex, and i like to think jay white is like that, but that he doesn't know what love making is either

[crushpdf]

ladies... did you know... that the raven boys... are my best friends

[sugaggukkie]

ID FUCK MIN YOONGI

[soda-limonada]

NEVERMIND happy again hope restored etc

[8aji]

Oh to perrear with chifuyu and baji, safaera in the background??

[lucky134ever]

There is a part of me,

somewhere out there,

I have been missing since the day I was born.

It feels like I have lived a thousand life-times,

and have missed being with you

in every single one…

EMH - 1999

Yes, this is really me... Yes I am EMH...

[windrush-child]

The inexplicable urge to cuss out a man like beyoncé did in Don’t Hurt Yourself

[eldestnightwingsyndrome]

im gonna say it. brax is a twink.

[felidaereverse]

do tumblr users know about kai cenat????? hes so cute his smile is soooooo cuteeeeee

[femaleboysblog]

ive stopped drinking alcohol for so long that now im getting those alcohol flushes.......

[joridrw]

the drunk urge to just take a bit out of a full loaf of bread

[namelessperson7]

drinking with liberal boomers from alabama makes for very pleasant conversation

[elyssasnow]

I wanna cuddle but my wife doesn't cuddle and I love her but I want to cuddle and I miss my other wife that likes to cuddle