#yes this is a direct play on my previous posts about damiano and ethan and thomas

[vittoriaisfuckingpathetic]

sometimes this world is so horrible and awful until i see a picture of victoria de angelis

[pjisskullourful]

have i already teased the new smut installment of 🌈gayenough? yes. am i gonna tease it again?? you betcha

this preview is especially for my love, my bestest bestie, my cellmate, my sister, my partner in crime, my fellow bad girl ❣️ @superchrystaldrug cos they deserve something nice to wake up to for keeping me so sane🥰 youre an actual saint- youre so patient & understanding & you give somuch without expecting anything back & your Enabling... I mean ENCOURAGING has helped me achieve shit i hadnt thought possible. you accept everypart of me without judgement & that lets me create with even greater freedoms

unproofread--- follows quickly on from the previous tease--- at le sex shoppe to find shit for y/ns sisters hens night--- just more silly sexy shenanigans from the triad [i'll probably be posting this after the next fic, which willbe the tom halloween themed filth]

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You happened upon Ethan in an aisle that had a sickly sweet scent hanging over it. He was seated on the ground before some shelves, quietly inspecting boxes of all different sizes.

He had his back to where you approached, allowing you and Damiano to observe him. There was something about this sight that brought a smile to your face - it was unexpected, but at once it was perfectly Ethan.

“How does he do it?” You whispered. “How does he stay so cute and pure - even when he’s studying a bunch of bottles of lube?”

“He’s wearing a harness.”

Your eyes grew wide as you spotted the thick red straps now worked around his body. “Where did he…? He just found that and popped it on, did he?”

“Wait here.” Damiano whispered. “I have an idea.”

You didn’t bother pondering on what kind of perverted plan he was dreaming up, the realm of possibilities for that was practically endless. You just watched Ethan as he obliviously went about this solo task. You were willing to concede that this outing hadn’t been a complete waste of time - the enthusiasm of both your boyfriends was very endearing, and observing this was far better than washing dirty dishes, as Bert had been insisting you do.  

Damiano reappeared at your side, showing you the leash now in his hands. “Let’s see how pure and cute our boyfriend really is… I’ll distract him and you can hook this onto the harness.”

You licked your lips as you accepted the accessory from him, testing the closure and how quickly it could be snapped shut. “After you…”

He grinned and began towards the unsuspecting man. “Excuse me sir…” Ethan instantly looked up. “Do you know where they keep the size extra extra extra extra extra extra extra…” Damiano paused, theatrically taking in a deep breath. “...extra large condoms?”

Ethan shook his head a little as Damiano crouched down beside him. “Sorry, bro. I wouldn’t know where to find those, ‘cause I only ever buy the extra extra extra extra extra extra extra…” You attempted to keep track, counting these out on your fingers. “...extra extra large.”

Damiano placed himself in front of Ethan, trying to distract him by playing with his hair. “What kind of trouble have you been getting into?”

“No trouble, I actually found something that could be good…” He glanced in your direction, smiling as you crouched down behind him. “Hey baby, tell me what you think of this…” You nodded attentively, meanwhile wrapping your arms around him (the leash concealed in your left hand). “I think it’s classy, but still sexy enough to be handed out at a hens party…”

He held up the box for you to read the gold cursive. “It’s a candle but it’s also massage oil, so as it melts- ooh sexy oil, for sexy rubbing, right? Or it can just be a fancy-looking candle.”

“That’s cool.” You said, kissing him on the cheek as you hooked a finger through the o-ring at the centre of his chest. “We should get some for us…”

“Yeah.” Damiano said, opening a box and taking a deep inhale. “Strawberry and champagne, that’s nice, don’t you think, love?”

As soon as Ethan’s head was bowed to sniff, your thumb depressing the latch until the closure was opened. You attached the leash to the harness, tipping a wink to Damiano.

“Yeah, that one is nice. Does your sister like strawberries?” Ethan asked.

“Um…”

“Salted caramel, that’s what I’m talking about.” Damiano said, leaning forward to offer the candle for you to smell. “How about that one?”

He placed the candle under your nose, sliding his other hand over to where Ethan’s knee was resting. You moved your hand to overlap Damiano’s, which he twisted, manipulating the length of the leash into his own hand. He winked back at you.

“Maybe something spicier for us.” You said.

Ethan clicked his fingers in front of Damiano’s face, then in yours. “For your sister though, I was thinking Nadia gets the big one and then these smaller sizes as party favours for the rest. Classy, no?”

“It’s a really nice idea.” You said. “I think they’ll like it a lot. But how do we pick out which scents for-”

“Excuse me, do you need help finding something?” An unfamiliar voice asked.

You jumped to your feet, having instant flashbacks to being chased out of Ikea. “Sorry, we were just trying to-”

“We’re fine, thanks.” Ethan said, getting up. “Picking what we need, we’ll give a shout if we- oof…” His movements halted when the leash was pulled taut and he stumbled half a step. He looked down to where Damiano waved to him. “Sonofa- how?”

“Sorry, you just look so good in that harness.” Damiano said.

“You really do, like, you look too good. We have to buy this.” You said.

“Yeah, okay.” Ethan smiled at you.

Damiano lifted the basket out of Ethan’s hand. “What else did you get your grubby hands on? Ooh, hello…” He pulled out a purple penis-shaped lollipop.

You put a hand over your mouth, trying to contain a laugh. You couldn’t help a snort slipping out, causing both of them to look your way. “Sorry, I just had a very inappropriate thought pop into my head. But it’s… I’m not gonna say it.”

“I should hope not.” Damiano said. “Could you imagine the scene that would cause here, in this sex toy shop?”

“Well now you have to say it…” Ethan encouraged.

You laughed a little again. “I was wondering if that was modelled after, but obviously not to scale, the dick of Barney the dinosaur.”

[vittoriaisfuckingpathetic]

sometimes this world is so horrible and awful until i see a picture of ethan torchio

[vittoriaisfuckingpathetic]

sometimes this world is so horrible and awful until i see a picture of thomas raggi