#yknow the kids coding website

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[dragonandtiger]

Dreaming To Reality: Oneiromancy Chapter Thirty - 10

@Koshiro: The website looks completely legitimate, as far as I can see.

@Koshiro: I can’t find anything weird in the coding.

@Koshiro: I asked Lord Zeed about it, and he said he didn’t see anything unusual, either.

Miyako flopped forward, her forehead unceremoniously bonking against her desk. “Like we literally don’t have enough to deal with as it is.”

Kudamon floated over to massage her partner’s shoulders with her little paws. “There, there…”

Bunnyhop: The details for the kids are wrong

Bunnyhop: But the Digimon are completely on the nose!

/~*~angeldancer~*~\: prolly legal stuff

/~*~angeldancer~*~\: yknow the whole based on a true story legalese

SailorMoon96: People are already thinking that the fight with Diablomon was a publicity stunt.

GODHACKER: 3 YEARS LATER???????

OnEwInGeDaNgLe: talk about playing the long game LOL

CheerfulHeaven: That’s not necessarily a bad thing.

CheerfulHeaven: Sounds like a silver lining.

GODHACKER: silver lining to this absolute SHITSHOW

GODHACKER: what I DONT GET is HOW

GODHACKER: HOW DO THEY EVEN KNOW WTF A DIGIMON IS

Miyako grunted as she rested her chin on her desk, glaring at the screen as Kudamon rubbed her shoulders. “That’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? And there’s no way it’s a coincidence, not with how accurate they are.”

[tearlessrain]

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#5

granted it would be better if this wasn’t an issue in the first place but it’s still one of my favorite things when the directors/writers of a show/movie are super cagey about a character the fans broadly interpret as gay-coded, and then the actor gets an interview and he’s like “oh yeah I decided to play him as profoundly homosexual. that was on purpose. as far as I’m concerned he thinks of nothing but cock. and also his copilot, whose actor I’ve been in cahoots with about this since episode one. they are both so incredibly gay and you can quote me on this.”

922 notes • Posted 2021-11-28 02:45:44 GMT

#4

Which wolf clipart?

this fucker:

I call it Lumpy Kiba and I’ve seen it used for car decals, stickers, clipart, traced with varying degrees of obviousness by artists of all skill/experience levels, I’m pretty sure I saw it in some small local company’s logo once.

here’s the original still from Wolf’s Rain (which is not a lot less weird-looking, but it looks fine in a stylized anime where it’s supposed to be), which I saw early in high school and ever since have had to live with apparently being the only one who knows that all these people just fucking traced an anime wolf.

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1148 notes • Posted 2021-04-15 23:55:38 GMT

#3

I’m sorry but this is the funniest possible content warning for a star trek episode

10944 notes • Posted 2021-04-13 00:57:24 GMT

#2

I miss when computers and websites were just wildly customizable in ridiculous ways. when I was a kid I was messing around and randomly found a little running horse cursor that was just there for some reason and changed the hourglass to that. and then got yelled at by my dad because he assumed I’d downloaded it off the internet but yknow.

nobody does shit like that anymore. I can’t just put “the 5th moon of jupiter” as my facebook location anymore because they decided to be killjoys so they could stalk people better and windows won’t let you customize your whole interface in stupid ways and they treat their user base like idiots.

like not to be a salty old man but there’s no joy in it anymore I’m just resigned that even if I customize shit I’ll still be forced to install the next mandatory update that will put it all back to its pristine bullshit original state and also break my system volume control for some reason.

41253 notes • Posted 2021-07-19 04:32:26 GMT

#1

a garbage man ran out of the bushes in front of my car, which is fine because I’m used to deer on that road and was already driving carefully, but I’m so used to deer that instead of like, watching the truck to see if he was crossing again I watched the bushes he’d come from in case there were like. 1-2 smaller, frailer garbage men following him I guess.

46516 notes • Posted 2021-08-16 18:21:46 GMT

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[nightfurmoon]

Secrets in the Ben 10 Villainous video!

Like always, there are hidden secrets in the most recent Villainous Orientation video. And we SOLVED this one. FINALLY. It also contains VERY VERY interesting info.

We have access to a different page within the Podemos Bailar website! You just have to wait long enough and click on a key that pops up:

Upon clicking on that key, you’re lead to this site. The binary on the left says:  Opening secure channel, decoding message security network 765 699 Accessing any remaining agent … Two can still dance. 

Which means that two secret agents are still alive and safe from Black Hat’s claws...For now. Alright, to access the really juicy stuff you have to enter a pass code, and that leads us to the orientation video. If you go frame by frame, these things will pop up, telling you the order of the symbols that you need to press.

You’ll gather a total of 6 symbols, and now you just gotta enter them all in that website...

Here is the full combination and the order you need to follow. This will lead you to...

TA-DA! A new version of the old website, without the readme!! If you click on the data rec, you’ll get all the entries we already know, except they are all glitched and corrupted.

Worry not, I made a doc with the information from the old website, and you can simply use the wayback machine to read these as well. The interesting part here is the ‘caja’ entry, the one we were supposed to get with the Boxmore video before it got taken down!!

Sadly the 5th and 6th are not accessible, and we were also supposed to get those... Oh well. Perhaps they open up with time? ANYWAY, on to the reaally juicy stuff.

A lot... Of stuff. And I mean A LOT. Here is the link to the page so you can see the assets in full quality.

I’d love to translate these word by word, but it’s a lot of work, and I’m already tired from translating the video... Perhaps when I’m not too busy I will, or if I get some help. I’m not sure if it’s even necessary, since I’ll do a summary right now.

Dimas Rendón Soler (Metauro’s real name) was a teacher in a college in Málaga (Spain), who was specialized in advanced biotechnology, molecular biology, methodology in zoology, animal physiology and edaphology. This guy’s a bloody genius. He had a wife and four kids.

This is a missing report file, but we’ll get into that later. So this guy who lived in Spain was pro-animal rights, and you know what that means. Yep, the guy hated bullfights, corridas and any kind of activity that involved bulls. So he kinda. Stood in front of 100 bulls while they were running in a pamplonada (yknow where they let the bulls free and you gotta run from them) and he didn’t run, he just stood there, and got almost killed obviously. There are a lot of hospital reports there, saying that he had a lot of broken bones and was practically fucked over, but lived. How, you may ask. Well... He was also a freaky scientist, he experimented on his body with bull DNA and different chemicals to enhance himself, making him stronger, faster...

After all this, he got divorced, police started chasing him for using these kinds of chemicals in his body, and he was desperate. He needed help. So he contacted BH Org, asking them to help him create a substance that could make him so much more stronger than he already was, because he didn’t have enough resources and the cops were after him. BH Org agreed.

Things started to get really bad from here. Flug modified him, making him this huge bull man with a bullet proof suit. You can guess what he did after.

Killed a hero all by himself, interrupted a bullfight, stole the bull and harmed the bullfighter, and in a pamplonada he lead the bulls to harm 457 people and kill 33. This was deemed a terrorist attack, and he was a pretty bad criminal in the country. But then, he got a letter from BH Org.

Flug is a sassy fuck in this. He tells him that they have his family (hence the missing report I posted earlier) and he must pay them a visit or else they’ll kill his wife and kids. Metauro obviously agreed, and that’s why we see him in the Boxmore video.

2018, he is still missing. What has BH Org done to him? We don’t know... Yet.

Oh wow, this got so long... I HOPE EVERYTHING IS CLEAR? Is anyone even reading this? Oh boy.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when i was little webkinz was super popular so yknow the actual stuffed animals were hella expensive so i would steal the tags the had the little codes off of the stuffed animal and then just enter them at home lmao. i had like twenty animals it was great

Yeah, see, I wasn’t a criminal, so I just had to wait until they weren’t popular in my age group anymore, win a stuffed bunny in a crane machine, and then go on the website exactly twice before realizing how stupid it was. Like a good kid.