I’m tempted to change my theme for the new year 👀 I’m kind of feeling green…
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life changes in the blink of eye . Live wholeheartedly
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Conquering Arachnophobia: The Story of Doug Beefmuscle
"Yo' dawg, f'real, I used to be MAD scared of spiders. Bro, I'm not even kidding! Them shits wasn't cool with me. Ya' feel me?"
I did "feel" him, which is exactly why I just had to use my experience as a therapist to help this poor man. After providing counseling for several months, I noticed a substantial boost in Doug's confidence and his emotional maturity was on a steady incline.
He doesn't squirm when I present him with pictures of spiders anymore.
I'm really very proud.
Doug would later say:
"A'ight dude, so like, the thing is about spiders n' shit is that they way more scurred of you than you are of them. Nomsayin'? So, like, it ain't even a big deal, bro. Me and spiders are homies now, feel me?"
And as before, I did indeed "feel" him.
Doug passed away in May of 1976, just a few months after our last session, from multiple spider bites to the face and genitals.
He was 69 years old.
Nice.
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i drew this for @son1c bc he asked but theres actually nothing u can say to prove this didnt happen in canon. grogu is perfectly soccer ball sized and ben is a soccer player what did u think was going to happen
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People who wear heels, I am bowing to you guys.
Like wtf are your legs made out of??? Steel????
IT’S BEEN A DAY AND MY FEET ARE ACHING LIKE NO TOMORROW-
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Xavier did NOT just unironically woot at me 🤣🤣🤣
God he's such a grandpa. I love him. I love this stupid grandpa man with my whole heart.
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does your Coriolanus brainwash Lucy Gray to become his wife and First Lady????
also love your art style! can we see the snowbaird babies?
No brainwashing needed he's taking her either way 😁🫶 I haven't fleshed out the entire story but I'm thinking he goes back to the capitol w the goal of rising in power. He's 23 when he becomes president n that's when he decides to comb the whole of district 12 + beyond to find lucy gray, which he does. She's not as far as he predicted, prob living in or close to the cabin where they were last together, because drum roll.......... 🤓 she had twins n needed the help of the covey to raise them. Snowbaird babies debut is soon 🫡
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