the thing that drives me nuts about helluva boss is that it has an absurd and childish gross sexual humor that uses a lot of bad words, and that type of humor, while i admit it kinda sucks, makes me laugh a lot. But, i dont like how this show uses it, like it does nothing for me????
Like, i can enjoy it when it comes from Panty and Stocking, old YTPs and hell, even Family Guy. But when Helluva Boss tries to do it, its just... not funny, even for us who likes that type of humor?
I think what happens is that most Helluva Boss "gross" jokes arent even jokes, its just the edgy characters naming a genital or saying a bad word and expecting you to laugh.
Like, other pieces of media that has "adult" humor that at least uses rhythm of comedy, there is a structure on the joke and a punchline. Meanwhile, in Helluva is "act 1: some edgy looking character appears and you expect them to say a bad word. Act 2: they scream a bad word for no reason. Act 3: thats it, laugh". It ends up being uncomfortable instead of funny.
The other day i watched a YTP of a mexican presidential debate, and when one of the guys said "we need to maximize the masturbations on the streets, i have created a program called FBI, wich means: fucking bitches institution" and as dumb as that was that singke line made me laugh more than the entirety of H.B.
It's true. There's almost never anything clever to the raunchy jokes in HH/HB, no timing, no setup, no deeper grasp of how comedy works. Even when he seems like he's just throwing nonsense at the walls, you can tell Brandon Rogers actually knows what he's doing, but Vivzie's basically just a toddler yelling "PENIS" as loud as she can.
Also, please send me the link to that YTP. It sounds funny.
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this was written several weeks ago in response to asks i was receiving i am posting it now it is very long the longest i have ever made and it is not very well edited but here it is in this final essay i talk about how shitty rae is about black people in her writing as well as just me talking about how her writing sucks in general lets begin
hello everyone
as you may know i have received a lot of anons in the last week or so about issues of racism in the beetlejuice community both just generally speaking and also within specific spaces
i was very frustrated to not be getting the answers i wanted because i typically do not talk about what i do not see but in an effort to be better about discourse i went looking through discourse from before my time in the fandom and i also received some receipts and information from my followers and from some friends
keep in mind that the voices and thoughts of bipoc are not only incredibly important at all times but in this circumstance it is important that if a bipoc has something to add you listen and learn and be better
i admit that when this happened i wasnt aware of the extent of what occurred and im angry at myself for not doing more at that time and i want to work harder to make sure something like this doesnt go unnoticed again
im a hesitant to talk about months old discourse because i have been criticized for bringing up quote old new unquote but this is very important and i am willing to face whatever comes from to me
lets talk about this
content from our local racist idiot that may be months old but its important
putting my thoughts under a cut to spare the dash but before i begin obviously this is awful
lets fucking unpack this folks
right out the gate op states that she supports artistic freedom but then within a couple words she goes against that statement
being entirely canon compliant isnt artistic freedom and even so if this person has so much respect for canon they wouldnt be out here erasing lydias obvious disgust for beetlejuice in the movie or ignoring lydias age for the sake of shipping that shit isnt canon either
also we love the quick jab at the musical there hilarious we love it dont we because god forbid a licensed and successful branch on a media have any standing in this conversation but whatever
now lets scroll down and talk about the term racebending
the term racebending was coined around 2009 in response to the avatar the last airbender movie a film in which the east asian races of the characters were erased by casting white actors in the three leading roles of aang sokka and katara
whenever the term racebending is used in a negative light it is almost always a case of whitewashing like casting scarlett johansen in ghost in the shell or the casting of white actors of the prince of persia sands of time instead of iranian ones
this kind of racebending erases minorities from beeing seen in media and is wrong
all that being said however racebending has also been noted to have very positive after effects like the 1997 adaptation of cinderella or casting samuel jackson as nick fury in the marvel movies nick fury was originally a white guy can you even imagine
i read this piece from an academic that said quote writers can change the race and cultural specificity of central characters or pull a secondary character of color from the margins transforming them into the central protagonist unquote
racebending like the kind that rae is so heated about is the kind of creative freedom that leads to more representation of bipoc in media which will never be a bad thing ever no matter how pissy you get about it
designing a version of a character as a poc isnt serving to make them necessarily better it serves to give new perspective and perhaps the opportunity to connect even more deeply with a character it doesnt marginalize or erase white people it can uplift poc and if you think uplifting poc is wrong because it tears down white people or whatever youre a fucking moron and you need to get out of your podunk white folk town and see the real world
the numbers of times a bipoc particularly a bipoc that is also lgbt+ has been represented in media are dwarfed by what i as a white dude have seen myself represented in media is and that isnt okay that isnt equality and its something that should change not only in mainstream media but in fandom spaces as well
lets move down a bit further to the part about bullying straight people which is hilarious and lets also talk about the term fetishistic as well lets start with that
this person literally writes explicit pornography of a minor and an adult are we really going to let someone like that dictate what is and what isnt fetishistic
similarly to doing a positive racebend situation people may project lgbt+ headcanons on a character because its part of who they are and it helps them feel closer to the character and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that
depicting lgbt+ subject matter on existing characters isnt an inherently fetishistic action generally things only really become fetishistic when the media is being crafted and hyped by people who are outside of lgbt+ community for example how young teens used to flip a tit about yaoi or how chasers fetishize trans people
but drawing a character with top surgery scars or headcanoning them as trans is harmless and its just another way to interpret a character literally anone could be trans unless if their character bio says theyre cis and most of them dont go that deep so it really is open to interpretation and on the whole most creators encourage this sort of exploration because it is a good thing to get healthy representation out in the world
as for it being used to bully straights thats just funny i dont have anything else on that like if youre straight and you feel threatened and bullied because of someone headcanoning someone as anything that isnt cishet youre a fucking idiot and a weak baby idiot at that like the real world must fucking suck for you because lgbt+ people are everywhere and statistically a big chunk of your favorite characters arent cishet sorry be mad about it
lets roll down a bit further about the big meat of the issue which was when several artists were drawing interpretations of lydia as a black girl which i loved but clearly this person didnt love it because they have a very narrow and very racist and problematic view of what it means to be a black person
and before i move forward i must reiderate that i am a white person and you should listen to the thoughts of poc people like @fright-of-their-lives or @gender-chaotic it is not my place to explain what the black experience is like and it certainly isnt this persons either
implying that the story of a black person isnt worth telling unless if the character faces struggles like racism and prejudice is downright moronic
why use the word kissable to describe a black persons lips now thats what i call fetishistic and its to another extreme if youre talking about a black version of lydia on top of that
the author of this post says herself that shes white so clearly shes the person whos an authority on the black experience and what it means to be a black person right am i reading that right or am i having a fucking conniption
how about allowing black characters to exist without having to struggle why cant a black version of lydia just be a goth teenager with a ghost problem who likes photography and is also black like she doesnt have to move to a hick town and get abused by racist folks she doesnt have to go through any more shit than she already goes through and if you honestly think thats the only way to tell a black persons story you need to get your brain cleaned
you know nothing about the complexities about being a black person and i dont either but you know wh odo black people who are doing black versions of canon characters they fucking know
lets squiggle down just a bit further
so the writer has issues with giving characters traits like a broad nose or larger lips if theyre a woman but if theyre a man suddenly its totally okay to go all ryan murphy ahs coven papa legba appropriation when approaching character design like are you fucking stupid do you hear yourself is that really how you see black men like what the fuck is wrong with you
none of the shit youre spewing takes bravery it takes ignorance and supreme levels of stupidity
do you really think you with your fic where a black lgbt+ woman is tortured and abused where you use the n word with a hard r to refer to her like that shits not okay its fucking depraved and yeah we know you love being shitty but like christ on a bike thats so much
can we also talk about this
what the fuck is this fetishistic bull roar garbage calling this black character beyonce dressing her up in quote fuck me heels unquote are you are you seriously gonna write this and say its a shining example of how to write a black character youre basically saying ope here she is shes a sex icon haha im so progressive and i clealry understand the black experience hahahaha fuck you oh my god
on top of that theres a point where this character is only referred to as curly hair or the fact that the n word is used in the fic with the hard r like thats hands down not okay for you to use especially not in a manner like this jesus christ
oop heres a little more a sampling for you of the hell i am enduring in reading this drivel
oh boy lets put a leash on the angry black woman character lets put her in a leash and have the man imply hes a master like are you kidding me are you for real and what the fuck is with calling her shit like j lo and beyonce do you actually think thats clever at all are you just thinking of any poc that comes into your head for this
also lydia fucking tells this girl that she shouldnt have lost her temper like she got fucking leashed im so tired why is this writing so problematic and also so bad
hold up before i lose my head lets look at some of her own comments on the matter of this character and what happens to her
hi hello youre just casually tossing the word lynch out there in the wide open world as if thats not a problem that is still real like are you fucking unhinged there have been multiple cases of this exact thing happening in our firepit of a country in the last five months alone like how can you still have shit like this up for people to read how can you be proud of work like this in this climate
and also what the fuck is that last bit
what the actual fuck
i dont speak for black people as a white person but you do!? im sorry i had to get my punctuation out for that because wow thats fucking asinine just because one black person read your fic and didnt find the torture and abuse of your one black character abhorrant doesnt mean that the vast majority of people not only in the fandom but in the human population with decency are going to think its okay because its not
i started this post hoping to be level headed and professional but jesus fucking christ this woman is something else white nationalism is alive and well folks and its name is rae
if you defend this woman you defend some truly abhorrant raecism
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in order to get some perspective on these issues more fully some of the writing by the author was examined and on the whole it was pretty unreadable but i want to just call back to the very beginning of this essay where the person in question talked about holding canon in high regard but then in their writing they just go around giving people magic and shit and ignoring the end of the movie entirely like are you canon compliant or nah
the writing doesnt even read like beetlejuice fanfic it reads as self indulgent fiction you could easily change the names and its just a bad fanfic from 2007
also can we talk about writing the lesbian character as an angry man hater like its 2020 dude and als olets touch on that girl on girl pandering while beetlejuice is just there like here we go fetishizing again wee
i cant find a way to work this into this already massive post but
im going to throw up
okay so thats a lot we have covered a lot today and im sure my ask box will regret it but this definitely should have been more picked apart when it happened
please feel free to add more to this i would love more perspectives than just my own.
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🐰, 👀, 🍓(Eunhyuk, Kyuhyun, Peachyhae(Alyssa), Tony Stark oppa), ⚡️, ☁️, 🍄, 🐶(Tony Stark again lmao, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter), 🐱.
🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone? hmmm technically alyssa knows bc we talked about it once, but ?? i think i might b demiromantic as well as demisexual ???? im not sure and im still thinking about it but!!!! ive never told anyone besides alyssa tbh
👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had?OH that was just last night !!!!!!!! i dreamt that hyukjae had a huge position in the financial industry or some shit ?? but then that one day there was a camera who came to film an interview or some shit and he got caught trying to launder money ??? bc the ppl who needed their money laundered, btw thats rly an odd expression, left all of the money and their info on the table and he was like oh SHIT but then idk why i came in??? he was trying to escape and suddenly we were in a slum or some shit, and the mafia was trying to catch him and i managed to ru n away from the mafia and we tried to run away together , it was rly fun but then my alarm rang and i was lik e oh SHIT i want to KNO
🍓 send me 4 names: kiss, befriend, kill or marry?omg HAAHAHAHAH i think
kiss:alyssa, bc im alrdy bff 5ever w her and i wldnt want to kill her wtf??? but um no offense marry.......hyukjae...... :- ) shed understand right HAHAHAHAHA;
befriend; my fave tony stark oppa LMAO i was gna say marry at first but like. hyukjae. also friends with tony stark ??? actual real friends??? my best bro in the world??????? oh yes i BUY ;
kill: kyuhyun im SORRY you’re just in a bad position LMAO;
marry: hyukjae AAAYYYYYYY NO EXPLANATION NEEDED JSUT THINKING ABOUT IT CAN YOU HEAR THE ANGELS SINGING
⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why? oh wow good question ?? hmm i want to say smth smart and clever like omniscience hahaha but no shit im a child, i want to TRAVEL IN TIME , but like without the risk of fckn up the whole timeline thing and make the whole universe explode ykno , all i want is like a nice lil trip to three days ago to fix that thing that i forgot and stuff ykno. can u IMAGINE everything that was can do if we travel in time?? w/o risking the fatal death of the whole universe ?? yes NICE
☁️ talk about your dream universe. in my dream universe hmmm dyu kno the movie pleasantville? its about this boy who watches this tv serie everyday and its about this perfect town , and like everybody has jobs theres no crime rate everybody is nice etc. ykno ? but in the end he gets sucked in the tv serie and it just happens to b a horrible life ????? well i feel like dream universe can b rly tricky to understand ?? but anyway in my dream unvierse theres an optimum of pareto , hahaha look at me the economist girl HAHAHAHAHA , people’s well being is at their best but also they wont decrease other people’s well being, does that make any sense, i kno the exact definition in french LMAO
anyway i think in my own universe everybody is happy??? but like their happiness wont hinder other people’s happiness. i dont want any discrimination hate or anything like that ykno ?? also no extreme poverty no war etc. as for me um i guess i just want to have a chill life??? b happy have good friends eat good food literally im not that complicated HAHAHHAHAHA have a nice lil life with my friends, get my mom to get her head out of her ass an d let me see my dad, ykno
🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike. i hate. MANIPULATION like u kno my bff is in this kind of relationship-but-not with this guy and hes just a fckn asshole bc he keeps toying w her feelings??? hes push-and-pulling but like i kno she hates it and i hate it, and just i kno a lot of people who use a lot of passive aggressiveness aka my mom ,????? and thats just the worst fckn thing in the whole world and i hate it??? thats why sometimes im rly blunt bc i hate using passive aggressiveness or manipulate ppl , like LEAVe them ALONE
🐶 send me 3 fictional people and I’ll choose my favourite! oh.......no....how dare you..............???????? my fave fictional boys in the world.......no...... ok ok first of all im sry tony stark the best super heroin the whole wide world , but since ive liked hp for longer, then its probably gna b b/w draco malfoy and harry potter my 1st otp ever nghhhngngngngngng
i think its probs draco malfoy ACTUALLY i kno that a lot of people say that hes just evil and he s an asshole and shit, but like i think his character is rly interesting ??? like think about it hes an asshle alright, hes a prick and he has terrible prejudices and shit but like ?? can u blame a kid for the way his parents raised him? the thing is u cant take everything for granted? if u were in his position and ur parents had to live with the greatest evil guy in the world and u were just about what ?? 16 ??? wld u go out of ur way to defy him?? honestly no offense but i dont think so . also the character is ambiguous like does he change towards the end? did he realize that he was a little shit ??? he still is but did he realize that no offense thats not a good thing ????? i dk i just think that his character is rly interesting bc its so complexe, i wanna work on it and like EXPLORE
🐱 what’s your dream pet like? um a cat probs, lmao, or a big dog ??? i love all kinds of pets in general just come at me BRO well tbh im allergic to dogs and a bit to cats but. im rdy to sacrifice my health for the sake of animals literall. u want a pet that s playful and loving, but also when i need someone theyre always here for me ??????? who needs lovers u got animals tbh
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my good bro thanks for the fantastic ask!!!!!!!!! it was fun to answer even if i was so messy in my reply and also wow my answers sometimes arent even answering the things HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks again
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