#you can bet that emmet would join in on every stupid thing they plan on doing

[gay-trans-disaster]

Okay!

Another fic idea:

Twilight.

There are still all the characters but. But!

Edward‘s gay. Bella figures out the whole vampire thing herself and is an annoying little shit. She doesn‘t leave his side. Because she‘s the weird new girl. Well, guess what, she‘ll befriend the unbefriendable even weirder guy sitting right next to her.

Everyone who tells her it‘s impossible and she‘s crazy gets a simple look that says “challenge accepted“.

(Also, Edward‘s sisters are really hot and cute. So, why not?)

I‘ve seen this tumblr post all the time where there‘s no big reveal, just Bells sliding over a copy of dracula in biology and Ed signing it before sliding it back. So, I thought of this dialogue when someone (the cullens or the pack) asks them how it happened that they‘re in this situation now.

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Someone: so, you‘re not in a relationship?

Bella: hell, nah. he‘s my best friend.

Ed: and I‘m really gay.

S: uh, okay. but how does it come that you know about all that stuff?

E: she figured it out herself. she‘s really smart.

B: my reveal was great.

E: you slid a copy of dracula over the desk in biology, without a word.

B: you signed it and slid it back!

E: still have no idea why I did that.