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nerdy-hyperfixations · 2 years

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I believe the other theory that Martin stocks up on food because his mother would withheld food, ‘cuz like, yeah probably (idk if anyone knows what I’m talking about since I’m referencing a post made a year ago) but! I’d also like to offer the reason Martin had so many canned peaches was because they were a comfort/dopamine food and he got sick of craving it and not having any so he decided he was going to go to the store and get a SHIT ton of canned peaches so he’ll never run out, and then he was stuck eating canned peaches until he despises them and they will never be a comfort food again

#the magnus archives #tma #martin blackwood #also I can’t stand canned peaches #my sister loves them so often times our parents would buy them in bulk #when I can’t find something to eat I’m like ‘perhaps I’ll like these this time’#no.#they’re fucking gross.#slimy #they have that weird texture that’s like string?#you get what I mean right?#also you can’t just open the can and eat one #you gotta get a whole bowl out and eat that slimy shit #same with clementines #or cuties whatever they’re called #the tiny oranges you peel #my sister loves them so we’d have them in our house all the time #i can’t stand the skin #not talking about the peel #I’m talking about the skin that protects the good stuff in that pouch like packet #i fucking hate it it doesn’t chew well #it’s like chewing on a squishy plastic bag and then having to swallow it #so I’d just vampire suck them but then I’d get in trouble #oranges are simply better #hell I’ve eaten grapefruit and enjoyed it despite its bitterness #give me a cutie though? i will throw up #i don’t want that shit #also nectarines are simply better than peaches #and whole peaches are better then canned peaches #but the fur irritates my mouth so I’d just prefer a nectarine

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