#you need to get a fox & a chicken & some grain across a river or a ravine or something

[wroammin]

Thoughts on anarociet (aka 3 way enemies to lovers hard mode)

just like you said, it’s basically enemies-to-lovers^3. it’s perfect.

[tsfennec]

There are five adults and one toddler currently living in this house. Between the five adults, there are seven urgent medical appointments scheduled for next week. All of the appointments fall on either Monday or Thursday.

One adult cannot drive herself. One adult has to be at work for all except his own appointment. One has some work scheduling flex, but still needs to work around deadlines. The toddler cannot be left home alone and also cannot come inside at the appointments. Due to a number of factors, getting someone outside the family to watch the toddler during those times is not a very viable option.

I... think we'll get it sorted out. But boy, now I see why those "you need to get a chicken, a fox, and a bag of grain across the river" logic problems are important.

[crocmoments]

[8:58 PM] Chwoka: @Loather what do you think animates the right- and left-wings

[8:59 PM] Loather: still images being replaced by each other very quickly

[9:00 PM] Chwoka: @Loather why do you think kids prefer cinnamon toast crunch

[9:01 PM] Loather: tastey

[9:01 PM] Chwoka: @Loather what would you say if i sang out of tune

[9:01 PM] Loather: good tunes idiot

[9:01 PM] Loather: just kiddingf its bad tunes smart guy

[9:02 PM] Chwoka: @Loather If on a winter's night a traveler, leaning from the steep slope, without fear of wind or vertigo, looks down in the gathering shadow in a network of lines that enlace in a network of lines that intersect on the carpet of leaves illuminated by the moon around an empty grave, what story down there awaits its end?

[9:03 PM] Loather: a

[9:03 PM] Chwoka: @Loather whatever happened to "whatever happened to robot jones?"?

[9:04 PM] Loather: sbnkalny whatever happened to "whatever happened to robot jones?"?

[9:04 PM] :jokes:: @Loather what should i do

[9:05 PM] Loather: eat some food, and drink some water

[9:05 PM] tree plumber: have a good time

[9:06 PM] tree plumber: try to focus on the positive. watch a good flick. Play guitar for the animals

[9:06 PM] Chwoka: @Loather what is best in life

[9:07 PM] Loather: truckin and fuckin

[9:08 PM] Morhek: good loatherpinions

[9:08 PM] tree plumber: @Loather I know this amazing boy how do I tell them I want to fuck

[9:09 PM] tree plumber: @Loather what's fuckin

[9:10 PM] tree plumber: how do I tie shoelaces

[9:10 PM] :jokes:: carefully

[9:15 PM] Loather: tell him

[9:15 PM] Loather: wait i dont know how well do you know him

[9:15 PM] Loather: are you close

[9:15 PM] Loather: are you far

[9:16 PM] Loather: i mean honestly the best thing is to be upfront and honest about it

[9:16 PM] tree plumber: I'm on a hill

[9:16 PM] tree plumber: they're in another hill!

[9:16 PM] tree plumber: there's a big river full of crocodiles between us, loather!

[9:17 PM] tree plumber: and like, conveniently placed stones in between the gators! sometimes logs roll down!

[9:17 PM] tree plumber: isn't that something loather?!

[9:19 PM] Chwoka: okay here's what you need to do

[9:19 PM] Chwoka: i'll take this one, loather can take a powder

[9:19 PM] Chwoka: fashion a raft from the logs

[9:20 PM] Chwoka: then, find a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain, all of which must be transported across the river(edited)

[9:21 PM] A big cactus: put the fox in the bag of grain and throw it into the river

[9:21 PM] A big cactus: elope with chicken

[9:21 PM] Chwoka: however, your raft can only carry yourself and two of either the fox, chicken, or grain over at one time

[9:21 PM] tree plumber: mhmm... uhuh... I think I have this...

[9:21 PM] Chwoka: so what you need to do is juggle them constantly

[9:21 PM] tree plumber: oh... hmm

[9:22 PM] Chwoka: so that you're only ever holding two at a time, at the most, while one is airborne

[9:22 PM] tree plumber: I don't care about the grain

[9:22 PM] A big cactus: no dumby you take the grain and the fox, go back with the fox, then go back with the chicken and the fox because the fox wouldn't DARE in your presence only to come back to the grain on the other side is now a new puzzle

[9:22 PM] tree plumber: I just want that boy

[9:23 PM] Serrys Orchid: :frog: :bike:

[9:23 PM] Chwoka: but the boy wants the grain, and the chicken, and the fox

[9:23 PM] Chwoka: it's traditional courtship

[9:26 PM] Chwoka: you court them, on a ship

[9:29 PM] tree plumber: aw yeah boat love in love boat

[9:30 PM] A big cactus: the solution is to take them all at once

[9:30 PM] A big cactus: put the fox in spot one

[9:30 PM] A big cactus: the grain in spot 2

[9:30 PM] A big cactus: and maintain a rock hard boner for the chicken to perch on the entire trip

[9:30 PM] A big cactus: its the only way

[9:31 PM] A big cactus: @Chwoka you gotta

[9:33 PM] Chwoka: that throws off the balance, you'll fall right off the raft

[9:33 PM] Chwoka: if you're gonna do that you've got to stick a dildo in your ass and get another chicken to perch on that

[9:34 PM] tree plumber: the sexual scale

[9:34 PM] tree plumber: a counter balance of cock and erection

[9:35 PM] A big cactus: I got it

[9:35 PM] A big cactus: chicken perches on dick

[9:35 PM] A big cactus: fox perches on dildo, in ass

[9:35 PM] A big cactus: you sit on the grain

[9:35 PM] Morhek: grain in the groin

[9:36 PM] tree plumber: I don't think the boy would appreciate all this promiscuity

[9:36 PM] A big cactus: in perfect harmony

[9:36 PM] A big cactus: one with the puzzle

[9:36 PM] tree plumber: I want to show him a man who can stick around and offer a warm body

[9:36 PM] A big cactus: one with the puzzle

[9:36 PM] tree plumber: not a man who dicks animals

[9:36 PM] A big cactus: one with the puzzle

[9:36 PM] A big cactus: excuse you

[9:36 PM] tree plumber: hmmmmph

[9:36 PM] A big cactus: he is not dicking animals, merely offering them a comfortable perch

[9:36 PM] tree plumber: I'm gonna sleep

[9:36 PM] A big cactus: on which to stand upon

[9:37 PM] Chwoka: i'm gonna shower

[9:37 PM] tree plumber: on his dick

[9:37 PM] tree plumber: don't drown or slip

[9:37 PM] A big cactus: do not sleep on the dick

[9:37 PM] Chwoka: don't slip on the dick

[9:39 PM] :jokes:: how tricky is it