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cinamun · 29 days
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You can either agree to go, or you can gtfo with all that negative energy after she spent all morning cleaning her house, cooking fried egg stuffed peppers and gaining a cooking skill point .
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karnalesbian · 7 months
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can't believe I'm being heckled on the fucking superwholock website
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teatitty · 6 months
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Dandelion runs into Lambert while he's tracking a pack of wargs and grumbling about how they never show up when you actually want them to, stupid dogs, won't even be lured by jerky and Dandelion thinks it over for a moment, goes, "I apologise in advance for your hearing" and lets out the shrillest, loudest whistle Lambert's ever heard that rattles his whole fucking skull
But it does succeed in finally drawing out the wargs. They are still dogs, after all
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sunaether · 3 months
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@ Gabriel Lightwood: it's on sight
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lefreck · 5 months
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Scared to watch Coachella
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MY MUM JUST BOUGHT ME AND HER TICKETS TO SEE SIX?? UNPROMPTED???? SHE IS THE MOST CONFUSING WOMAN ALIVE??????? BUT YAAAAAYYYY
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moonspower · 1 year
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VIROTE SRISATI, DEAR GOD. ENOUGH!
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❝You people don't have the right to ask for my knowledge and get mad when I serve.❞
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skiploomz · 2 years
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i have NO respect for dehydrated people
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conejossays · 1 year
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Also day 5 of applying medication to my cat. My arms are in the most sorry state and she still refuses to cooperate.
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bowtix · 1 year
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I swear to god its like Paul McCartney wore makeup
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lemememeringue · 2 years
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"now say something that is beautiful and true" is doing a lot of heavy lifting rn
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playingonedchess · 2 months
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i kknow it probably makes me an awful person or whatever but sometimes i really do wish it was possible to downvote fanfictions on ao3
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andie-cake · 4 months
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*vibrating at an alarming frequency* what do you mean the owners of the shops you can build in paradise can just Decide to leave and you have no choice but to dismantle the shop-
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girlhood is slowly shifting into the most uncomfortable position known to man to sleep because if you even slightly move your cat he'll get mad and abandon you
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renthewerecatboi · 7 months
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disappointed remembering the time there were a few people on the cart, one of them including a razorback sniper, and another spy was with me also wanting to stab on the cart, so i sacrificed myself to break the snipers razorback, but the second spy just, went for the heavy that was looking right at him, and died
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