#your highness I refuse to step foot in the castle— is that a kitty
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Oh to be a peasant minding your own business only for a royal to catch sight of you and think “what a funky looking creature, I must interact” and now they simply do not leave you alone
#your highness please leave me tf alone#your highness I almost got assassinated because they thought I was important#wtf do you mean I’m important#your highness I refuse to step foot in the castle— is that a kitty#I’ll go into the castle. just once. for the kitty.#AHH THE KITTY IS THE CASLTES WIZARD?#I’ve been bamboozled! tricked! your highness I will NOT wear that#wtf am I wearing#your highness lemme go home I had soup boiling over the fire#… tell me more about these horses of yours#OMG HORSIES HI— what do you mean we’re gonna ride them#YOUR HIGHNESS I’VE NEVER RIDDEN A HORSE#SLOW TF DOWN YOUR HIGHNESS OR IMMA KILL YOU#that wasn’t so bad no we’re not doing it again#your highness stop stealing my glasses
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