#zenith:intro

[edcnhassan]

( peyton list / cisfemale / she/her ) the paparazzi have spotted EDEN HASSAN , the NINETEEN year old ACTRESS who’s currently working as EMERSON on BARRE NONE. the tabloids have called them ENERGETIC and INTUITIVE, but also METICULOUS and WORRISOME. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the GIRLY GIRL.

i can almost see it....that dream i’m dreamin’ (of reaching mels’ level but lmao in my dreams)

anyhoo, here’s eden hassan, the fourth of five children and second of three girls!

she has hella spirit and about half of it is from being involved in cheerleading 

i like to think she’s like 95% straight  but she hasn’t gotten drunk and made out with a girl yet so who knows (not that her brothers would let her drink while underage???? parker on the other hand i can see being the devil on her shoulder lmao)

she’s been involved in cheer and gymnastics since she was five so naturally when the opportunity for barre none came, she took it relatively quickly

has her high school diploma and actually physically went to high school as opposed to having a set tutor and now is juggling barre none with one or two general ed courses at the local community college

i can’t believe all the hassan sibs are spoken for now aw lemme have a minute

is kind of a kissass to people she doesn’t really know but tbh she’s just cloyingly nice and has a hard time being mad

loves animals, though not as much as parker does and half the time she spends with parker she’s tending to the animals and playing with them 

she really wants a morkie though someone get her a morkie

i am....painfully bad at intros.

is incredibly terrified of suffering a dance related injury and because of that she’s super health conscious and working out whenever possible

that said she’s also fallen asleep in her trailer more times than she can count bc naps are life

her guilty pleasure is ben and jerry’s cherry garcia

coffee order is (usually) a medium iced latte with two shots of espresso, one pump of hazelnut syrup, and almond milk

otherwise she’s chugging water obsessively

likes to know what’s going on, hates to be the last to know everything

she’s kept it under wraps but there’s a small part of her that clings to the hope that maybe their dad isn’t the most terrible man on the planet (of course she’s never said this outloud bc she knows how the other sibz feel abt him)

despite that hope she isn’t shy about admitting how mad their father made her when he stole parker’s money

10/10 would fight anyone who hurts her beloved fambam

has a hidden stash of oreos in her underwear drawer (bc they’re vegan so they must be diet approved, right??) that no one knows about

still a virgin ofc

uhhhhh loves cuddles

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah she’s happy all the time pls don’t make her cry

i’m a slut for the bad boy/good girl trope

best friends

roommates???? maybe???

OOH GIVE ME MUTUAL OR UNREQUITED CRUSHES

love me

[ceryshqs]

yo famalam it’s your friendly neighbourhood cocnuts

the paparazzi have spotted cerys jones, the twenty-five year old crew member who’s currently working as a visual effects artist on final destination. the tabloids have called them idealistic and amicable, but also indecisive and hedonistic. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the quixotic.

(tw: death mention)

alrighty i’m literally winging this lmao wish me luck

okey dokey so here we have cerys nia jones

she hails from merthyr tydfil in wales and is one of six kids (three older brothers, her, and then a younger sister a younger brother

growing up as the middle child of six, cerys is relatively used to being in the background and doing her own thing. her siblings would often fight for attention from her parents, and she’d be off somewhere drawing or something

she dreamed of working within the tv industry for most of her life, participating in all of her school productions as a member of the crew, opting to stay within her comfort zone rather than stepping into the spotlight

her family’s time in wales has been relatively shit tbh??

it started off with the aberfan mining disaster of 1966 – her grandfather was one of the 144 people who were killed during the collapse of the colliery spoil tip, leaving her father orphaned from a very young age (and obviously cerys never met her grandfather)

the disaster still haunts merthyr tydfil and its families to this day, and it was definitely a difficult tragedy for her family to overcome

eventually though, they overcame it and then along came cerys and her siblings

they say that lightning never strikes the same place twice but disaster clearly does 🙃

after heavy downpour in october of 2006, merthyr tydfil was subject to severe flash flooding and, you guessed it, the jones’ family home was all-but destroyed in the floods

taking it as a hint and not wanting to risk a third disaster, mama eirianwen and papa hywel made the decision to up and move their family far, far away from merthyr tydfil. being that four of their six kids had dreams of working within the tv and film industry, they moved to los angeles when cerys was 14

she quickly settled into school and knew exactly what she wanted to do, studying art all through education

she then attended the los angeles film school and continued her studies to gain a degree in animation with a focus on visual effects

after getting her degree at 21, she worked her way up in the industry, starting off with smaller projects and working underneath senior artists, until she moseyed on over to zenith to work as a visual effects artist on final destination

personality-wise, just picture lily james as cinderella and that’s p much cerys

except she doesn’t spend all her time cleaning. she’s actually super messy and constantly leaves stuff lying around

is there anyone happier than cerys? stay tuned to find out (spoiler alert: there is nobody)

absolute hopeless romantic (ideal first date is a picnic under the stars)

if you yell at her she’ll probably yell back and then go and cry about it bc she’s #soft

that one gif that’s like ‘you look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning’? that’s cerys

despite all that though, she can be kind of selfish and superficial?

surprisingly is all for one-night stands because She Has Needs

her fav films are definitely roman holiday and breakfast at tiffany’s. diehard audrey hepburn fan, probably has seen every one of her movies numerous times

if you put a spider anywhere near her, she’ll probably cry

she’s the type of person who’ll stop you in the hallway to show you a video of a cute baby goat in pyjamas because it made her smile and she wants to make you smile too

her pens definitely are glittery and have her name on them

100% dots her ‘i’s with hearts

very rarely gets drunk because when she does, she’s somehow 100x more excitable. think the duracell bunny on caffeine

probably believed in santa until she was about 10

definitely believes in magic

couple of connections that are definitely the same as always because i’m uncreative as hell:

best buds

someone to go shopping with because she lives for clothes shopping

someone to adopt her and keep her safe bc she’s used to being protected by 3 older brothers

the final destination squad

roommates/neighbours

enemies (i can definitely imagine her excitement annoying tf outta someone)

exes

one night stands

liteRALLY ANYTHING JUST LOVE US

im sorry this is so bad i literally made it up as i was going along, but there’s a bio page here and i havent done a connections page yet because i’m a loser but hit me up anyway xoxo

[hanscns]

( brandon flynn / cismale / he/him ) the paparazzi have spotted CARTER HANSON, the 23 year old ACTOR who’s currently working as JONATHAN KNIGHT on THE SEVERANCE. the tabloids have called them DILIGENT and WITTY, but also QUIET and VENGEFUL. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the COMIC RELIEF.

yes hi hello, this is me accepting my trash life

TW: death mention

listen....this guy

he jokes around a lot bc his number one goal is to make ppl happy :(

he’s never known his mom bc she died eight hours after he was born

he’s also hella close with his dad, legit would do anything for that man bc he put carter first through everything

his dad never remarried but carter grew up with two cousins so he never really felt like he missed out on anything (wc?? maybe??)

got the beeeeest of both wooooorlds 

no but really bc he was into basketball and baseball but also theatre in high school

kinda has a temper tbh 

his therapist thought it might be stemmed from his mother’s passing and the lack of like, that maternal nature in his home

he controls it pretty well most days

count on him to make you laugh or smile at any time ur feelin’ down.  like he literally lives to cheer people up bc he knows what it’s like to feel low.

booked the role of jonathan knight last year just after a fallout with some friends led to him getting arrested for b&e (his anger def comes back to bite him in the ass....it’s not really physical anger mostly just emotional issues) and his conditions were 1)therapy, 2) to focus on acting (he had a long phone call with his father who threatened to move him back to new york city if he didn’t figure his shit out)

so yeah this is him figuring his shit out

he has his mother’s initials tattooed on the inside of his wrist

really wants a puppy more than anything in this world

also roommates would be swell

someone to keep him in check??? make sure hes fed, hydrated etc

just don’t wake him up at five am he’s not a morning person without caffeine

idk this was awful i’m so sorry

[dvrcycho]

i played myself

( jamie chung / cisfemale / she/her ) the paparazzi have spotted DARCY CHO, the THIRTY-THREE year old ACTOR who’s currently working as DR. AMBER DENTON on PALOMA GENERAL. the tabloids have called them ALLURING and ASTUTE, but also BRAZEN and DECADENT. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the PRIMA DONNA.

darcy here grew up a socialite on the upper east side

she was considered royalty ( basically ) and came from old money and all that shit

her dad was a senator and her mom’s family was in the hotel business

she was definitely W I L D tho she would do anything to try and get her parents’ attention

would sneak away from her bodyguard so she could hook up with that cater waiter in the coat check room

( also definitely 100% hooked up with a bodyguard at some point too )

she kind of just coasted on her good looks and parents’ money until she decided to give acting a try

she was actually pretty good at it ???????? which everyone was SHOCKED by bc they didn’t think she had any marketable skills

she kept up her reputation after her career took off bc all publicity is good publicity right ?????

it was all going fine until her highly publicized marriage that lasted twenty-three hours

she went traveling for a while, backpacking through europe and asia ( yes actually backpacking -- nobody thought she had it in her, which is why she did it bc she knew nobody would find her sleeping in a youth hostel )

it wasn’t eat pray love but she came back feeling refreshed ( and really missing her jacuzzi tub )

somewhere along the way she scored the role of dr. amber denton on paloma general, and amber is v different from her so she’s really enjoyed playing her

really embraces her onscreen cougar image *smirk emoji*

all in all she’s still flirty as all hell with EVERYONE

knows how to get what she wants

will resort to A N Y T H I N G to get what she wants

that’s about it okay BYE

[keaton-reynolds]

what up losers its me, cocnuts, again

the paparazzi have spotted keaton reynolds, the nineteen year old actor who’s currently working as nolan reese on superhuman. the tabloids have called them inquisitive and perceptive, but also bashful and irresolute. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the polymath.

alrighty i’m literally making this up as i go along so here goes

my boy keaton jude reynolds was born on the 13th february 1999 in ocala, florida, to papa jude and mama christine reynolds

he’s the baby of the family, with an older brother and an older sister

his family is relatively peaceful – parents still married, siblings moved out

throughout school he was always like, the nerd?? like the other kids would be at parties and then there was my boy keats, chilling out in the library buried in a good book, or in his room watching a top quality documentary probably about penguins or something (obviously narrated by my main man david attenborough)

basically he’s always been fairly socially awkward and shy, so one fateful day someone suggested acting classes to help boost his confidence

spoiler alert: he turned out to be really good at it

he wound up being the lead role in most of his school’s productions and on stage, he was a totally different keaton to the socially awkward one that people passed in hallways

his parents were like bam he’s all grown up and encouraged him to perform more in the hope that it’d open him up more off-stage as well as on-stage

he was part of the local theatre group, which is (surprise surprise) how he got spotted

he did a few jobs as an extra or secondary roles in tv shows and movies for a few years, and then decided ‘hey this is actually kinda cool’

the family were like ‘oh shit he’s developing a personality, let’s encourage it before it fades away’ so they moved over to, you guessed it, los angeles!!

and now here he is on superhuman as nolan reese

in terms of personality, he’s super intelligent. always has been a nerd, always will be one

if he’s not on set, he’ll probably be in a corner somewhere reading

he’s pretty insecure still? despite the acting classes to boost his confidence, he’s still v unsure of himself since he’s new to the industry and only decided that this was what he wanted to do like, a few years ago whereas most people have it as a life-long dream

he’s a real sweetheart, super trusting of people and always offering a shoulder to cry on

don’t ask him to tell someone what to do - he doesn’t have an assertive bone in his body and couldn’t be a leader if you paid him to be

he really is the baby of the studio like. he’s a liability okay he needs protecting

other stuff about him ummm

he has a cat called chewbacca and two goldfish called magikarp and gyarados

his favourite animal is 100% a penguin and he knows so much useless information about sharks like. he will literally open a conversation with a shark fact

couple of connections that are definitely the same as always because i’m uncreative:

pr relationship

best buds

someone to adopt him and look after him around the studio because he’s a baby

his superhuman squad

roommates/neighbours

enemies (idk how anyone could hate this pure boy tho)

confidant

liteRALLY ANYTHING

im sorry this is so bad i literally made it up as i was going along, but there’s a bio page here and i havent done a connections page yet because i’m a loser but hit me up anyway xoxo

[peytnnichls]

the paparazzi have spotted PEYTON NICHOLS, the TWENTY-FIVE year old ACTOR who’s currently working as KYLIE COHEN on THE BROKE PACK. the tabloids have called them EDUCATED and GLOWING, but also TIMID and INSECURE. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the SOCIAL CASUALTY.

before you can try and guess........... she’s @nichcls wc in the form of his sister

like literally including her my last four characters were wcs that’s how i roll

ok !! on to peyton !!

she was the first born of a rather well-established family, plenty of cash to show off and throw around in a display of ‘power’

the only one thing Peyton really wanted to do - and which she got a small chance to - was become a ballerina like the one she saw year after year on The Nutcracker bc goals !! so dainty and pretty and graceful !!

((her parents didn’t really mind enrolling her for some classes bc it would Look Good ™ but then again she never managed to stand out too much or win any solos -- not due to a lack of talent but lack of faith in herself??))

and with Penn as her younger brother, the boy quickly scaling up the ranks through everybody else’s hearts and social ladders, well, her confidence wasn’t rly getting any better

she p much breezed through high school going by unnoticed, still kept at it on her dancing lessons and whatnot, v occasionally finding some enjoyment in the arts department (one her younger brother wouldn’t step a foot in)

graduated from high school at 16 !! thankfully !! that nightmare was over !!

was then spotted (?) while out having lunch by a scout who was putting together the cast for an action-themed tv show - she thought the guy seemed to be shady as heck but wound up googling the address and turning up for the casting call... thus securing her first serious tv role by the age of 17 !! #powerrangersrpm

her role was one the casting agents thought she certainly looked the part of - spoiled rich princess - but as it was the breakout she apparently (& desperately) needed personally

it wasn’t the magical cure to turn her life around BUt it was a small stepping stone on her own personal development

the tv show lasted only the one season, but her and other actors’ presences (wcs??) were duly noted and praised - and it was the starting point of a promising career

not every job she scored was as big a success (though among cult fanatics), but she’s never been afraid of a little bit of hard work to get herself places -- wherever those places might be !!

personality wise she’s as sweet and uncomplicated as can be - loves music, loves to dance, extremely thankful for the opportunities she’s been given in every single aspect, doesn’t really hold grudges for the most part. if they do exist, they’re buried so deep down she can’t easily find them

wcs ?? ex partners ?? ex coworkers ?? ex classmates ?? she’s cute pls look at her?? that’s ... all i got k byE!

[gracemcrgans]

( paris berelc / cisfemale / she/her ) the paparazzi have spotted GRACE MORGAN, the TWENTY year old CREW MEMBER who’s currently working as PRODUCTION ASSISTANT on THE BROKE PACK. the tabloids have called them SELFLESS and CONSCIENTIOUS, but also NAIVE and IMPULSIVE . during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the WINSOME. ( devon / 25 / est / she/her )

self control? i don’t know her

*clears throat* just a small town girl...

never mind

grace honestly came to be for two reasons: 1) because i am absolutely trash for any one of u (in this case it’s debbie hi debbie i love u) and 2) because.....look at paris’ face hello there

anyway, grace moved in next door to ajax dumont wayyy back when she was six and ajax was eight (ask her about the first six years of her life when she lived in pennsylvania and all she’s gonna remember is her mom’s obsession with wilbur’s chocolate factory)

their friendship was too pure ok just....lil ajax and grace went everywhere together like.....i imagine grace spent a lot of her free time making friendship bracelets and finding cool things for them to do together 

tbh as a kid she wasn’t the best at making friends and as long as she had ajax she was a-ok (it worked out mostly bc she was an only child)

like....mr. morgan legit built them a tree house where the kids spent a good portion of their childhood just chit chatting away and eating whatever pie mrs. morgan cranked outta the oven that week

when she was little she wanted to be an obstetrician but then she realized all the difficult tasks that come with that and....like, new career field pls

grace is quick on her feet--quick witted, industrious, and full of ideas but hesitant to share them unless they are proven to be the Best Ever

she wasn’t really involved in theatre but definitely wrote up lil monologues now and then just for lols

but she just couldn’t see herself in front of the camera so as high school dragged on and she got herself involved in yearbook club and acadeca, grace kept a notebook full of ideas (which she still has, and secretly, she hopes one day they’ll be bigger than her wildest dreams)

when ajax headed for college, grace was admittedly lost, but she distracted herself by helping out at the nursing home that her grandparents lived in (for two years!!!!! we love a queen that multitasks w school and clubs and work.  i could never.)

tasks included being part of the waitstaff, reception staff, and even the janitorial staff

it was a really fast paced but fun environment and grace really loved connecting to the elderly people and hearing all their stories--she’d come home from work and ignore her homework just to fabricate a story that one of the residents had told her, using her imagination to make things more interesting

surprisingly, grace volunteered to help the residents put on a play (despite her reservations toward anything involving lights and camera and....action. 

spoiler alert: old people love her and she even has a pic saved on her phone of herself and a gal named edith....both of them with the puppy snapchat filter.  

of course she kept ajax in the loop all while this was happening bc they were still best friends like....some grow apart but not them !! hallelu!!

it wasn’t till some months later that she found out about ajax’s situation, and because she wanted to be there for her best friend, she quite literally dropped everything, put her life on pause, and took off for a new adventure in a completely different city

she definitely had that holy shit i just moved to los angeles for my best friend without actually planning it moment but....at least she has her high school degree?

there’s a chance you’re wondering what the trope is here, and imma tell you

y’see, grace would never admit it to anyone, but part of the reason she bit off more than she could chew in high school was to take her mind off the fact that maybe she was very slowly falling for her best friend

and now especially with stella in the picture she’s like MUST NOT NOPE I CAN’T

after being on set with ajax for literally two days, someone on TBP crew mistook her for one of their own, and now....well, let’s just say she uses all of her past skills to make sure that the broke pack cast and crew gets everything they want

she’s the literal epitome of fake it til you make it

hasn’t got a clue what she’s doing and doesn’t get much sleep nowadays but just wants to make people happy

i wouldn’t mind someone using her for their own romantic advances

she’s literally always awake like homegirl actually has a coffee with her at all times

yes she still has her dream notebook and prob won’t show anyone not even if u ask nicely

really wants a tattoo of a butterfly on her lower back but lowkey scared of needles

also probably attempted being a youtuber and has one (1) makeup tutorial on her channel

has ‘why won’t you love me’ by 5sos on repeat....also ‘mandy’ by the jonas brothers bc mfin bop

loves grilled cheese and eats it with avocado (tbh i would try it)

anyway !!!! give me (more) best friends, gimme crew buddies, big sib/lil sib vibes

i just....i want it all, y’all know me by now

last....intro....i’m forbidding myself to make a new character until my birthday u heard it here first

ok thanks for coming to my ted talk

(debbie lmk if i need to fix anything thank u)

[lance-brady]

shut the front door she finally wrote an intro in a timely fashion

the paparazzi have spotted lawrence brady, the twenty-eight year old actor who’s currently working as dr. jake bishop on paloma general. the tabloids have called them formidable and ambitious, but also calculating and stoic. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the tempest.

(tw: death, violence, gambling addiction, guns, general assholery)

i need to stop winging these but whatevs

okey dokey so this time we have lawrence james brady

he was born in bel-air, california, to super rich parents arthur and helen brady

probably won’t realise you’re talking to him if you call him lawrence – lance or brady is probs your best bet

he’s the oldest of three kids, with a younger brother and sister (who he’s super protective over)

okay now for the fun part (or not so fun?? depends whose side you look at it from)

so the brady bunch are absolutely nothing like the brady bunch. think more the peaky blinders

the brady family are incredibly well-off, but they didn’t exactly come about their money in the most legitimate fashion. there’s a more in-depth backstory at the bottom of lance’s bio page here but tldr:

papa arthur was involved in gambling and owed a lot of money to the wrong people. by dealing with the issue and disposing of the problem, he gained a reputation for himself. there was one incident after the birth of his 3 kids, when his wife was shot and killed by a bullet intended for him, leaving the kids without a mother.

his youngest son is serving a stretch in prison for multiple counts of grand larceny, extortion and assault. whilst arthur’s daughter remains on the right side of the law, for the most part, lawrence has had more than a few run-ins.

frequently through school, he was involved in fights and was suspended on more than one occasion.

as he got older, lawrence learned to deal with matters while keeping his own hands clean. he’s the literal definition of ‘it’s not what you know, it’s who you know’. dirty cops, drug dealers, contract killers – you name it, lance probably knows a guy. that way, he keeps his hands – and more importantly, his reputation – clean, but still gets the job done. it’s a side to him that almost nobody knows, except for his family.

the side of him that everybody knows, however, is the rugged, stoic actor.

acting for lawrence began when he was essentially forced into being a stage-hand for a school production as punishment after being suspended – a sort of community service, if you will.

he found that he actually enjoyed it, but was more intrigued by what was happening on the stage than backstage. the next time around, he auditioned and surprised everybody with his talent. drama was his outlet in a way. it was a place that he could express himself and forget about his own life for a moment. towards the end of school, he used it as an escape from confrontational situations, knowing that he needed to pass and couldn’t afford to keep being suspended. he kept his head down and kept himself to himself.

choosing to forgo college, he headed straight for an acting career. like most, it began with minor roles as extras, and then secondary characters in tv shows and movies, but it didn’t take long for his career to kick off. he was starring in commercials, music videos, tv shows and movies left right and centre.

between (roughly) 2009-2014, lance found himself working as drew erickson on a show called afterlife. the attentive ones of you will recognise this as the same show that our very own addie was also in. the pair were (and still are) super super close, having been in a pr relationship for multiple years during filming.

fast-forward to now and lance finds himself working with addie once again, this time as dr jake bishop on paloma general.

for the perfect idea of lance’s personality, just think of tommy shelby from peaky blinders. that’s literally lance.

he’s stoic, calculating, and super ambitious.

super selective about who he chooses to let into his circle. like, you should be honoured if he actually attempts to make conversation with you

famous for his signature eyebrow raise and frosty glare that he gives when a) he thinks you’re talking bullshit or b) he couldn’t care less about what you’re saying and is asking whether you’re done

he’s secretive and seems quiet – it’s only because he knows that the less people know about him, the better strategic advantage he has over them

despite all of this, he’s incredibly loyal and would literally take a bullet for his closest friends

intimidating, powerful, assertive and domineering are the most appropriate words to use to describe lance

he’s the kind of guy who you could hold a gun to his head and he’d be like ‘i’d take off that jacket, if i were you. my blood will stain the fabric, and it looks expensive’.

he def has this silent look (probs accompanied by the eyebrow raise) that basically means ‘i could crush you like a bug’.

he does actually smile sometimes? if he doesn’t hate you, you might actually get a smile

also a flirt. he’s a flirt #confirmed. except he doesn’t like, smile and wink, he just drops some dry, flirty comment and you’ll have no idea if he’s joking or not because he doesn’t smile, or laugh, he just says it and walks away

the press are always surprised bc he’s super grumpy with them but quite nice to fans and will 99% of the time take a picture or sign something for them

probs has dozens of articles written about how he can make people go weak in the knees or how he’s a lovable bad boy or some shit, idk

kids love him. idk why, idk how, but they do. he’s just surprisingly good with kids

can play the guitar!! rly well!! he frequently takes himself off somewhere to play but like. not many people know that side of him??

despite being this super badass guy he’s terrified of flying and needles. will probs pass out if he has to have a blood test (but he’s mostly okay with tattoos)

couple of connections that are definitely the same as always because i’m uncreative as hell:

enemies. probably a fair few of them

exes left right and centre. definitely broke a few hearts

all of the one night stands

someone who knows about his mad guitar skillage and has heard him strumming some sad melody or something idk

that one person who doesn’t stop making an effort with him and being nice to him, despite the fact that he’s a massive arsehole to them

the honorary younger sibling who he takes under his wing and doesn’t hate entirely

current pr relationship to try and make him look less like a heartless fucker

flirtationships!!

neighbours! def rich enough to afford to live on his own but maybe someone lives rly near to him?

idk just come love us and we can brainstorm!!

this got so long im so sorry but there’s a bio page here and i havent done a connections page yet because i’m a loser but hit me up xoxo

[ellvprince]

okay number three out of five here we go

( brie larson / cisfemale / she/her ) the paparazzi have spotted ELLA PRINCE, the TWENTY-SIX year old CREW MEMBER who’s currently working as CONCEPT ARTIST on THE BROKE PACK. the tabloids have called them METICULOUS and SAGACIOUS, but also WITHDRAWN and TACITURN. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the PHILOPHOBE.

trigger warning for abuse

so ella here is lowkey ( highkey ) based off of harley tate from the broke pack lmao i’m getting too meta now

she’s the middle child of five and the only girl ( one brother is only a few minutes older tho aka he’s her twin )

i discovered right now that she’s a big fat lesbian, and she didn’t realize it until recently either

tried dating guys and masc identifying people before and something just............wasn’t right

she’s a chapstick lesbian ig ???? she’s not femme or butch she’s like somewhere in the middle............maybe a lil more femme tho

her fam was v well off but she basically got disowned when she decided to go to art school

she worked as a tattoo artist throughout college to help pay her way and also would like............photograph bar mitzvahs and weddings and shit

her medium is paint primarily, though she dabbles in a bit of everything

she was lucky to find a stable job where she still got to do her art and shit

what she does is she draws up whatever the production designer is envisioning and it helps bring the sets and scenes to life

she really likes it a lot

she’s also found a love of illustrating children’s books, which she never thought she’d ever do ?????

so she’s a denim jacket gay ( probably with a flannel poking out underneath tbh )

tatted up bc that’s how she expresses herself

was in an abusive relationship in the past and has a dreamcatcher tattooed on her back to keep her safe when her back was turned

she also has a lot of flower tattoos bc they’re pretty

she’s pretty closed off tbh just bc u know she’s been hurt before

but if she’s more comfortable with you she’s just super sarcastic lmao she’ll tease THE FUCK out of you

mm myeah i guess that’s it ok bye

[dclilvh]

aight let’s go with this one next

( alisha boe / cisfemale / she/her ) the paparazzi have spotted DELILAH RHODES, the TWENTY year old ACTOR who’s currently working as GRACE PAYTON on FINAL DESTINATION. the tabloids have called them ADAPTABLE and DAUNTLESS, but also HEADSTRONG and IRASCIBLE. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the SPITFIRE.

trigger warnings for teenage pregnancy and cancer mention

delilah was born to an affluent family in new york

her father was an oncologist and her mother was a former miss new york

she’s the oldest of four, with two younger brothers -- daniel and elijah -- and a baby sister -- brielle

they all competed in the pageant circuit at some point, though the boys phased out earlier than the girls when they started getting interested in other things

brielle was the natural talent and their mom’s favorite, because she had all the charm and spunk to really wow the judges

delilah wasn’t as good but she was pretty and smart enough to know what to say to get the judges’ favor

brielle was diagnosed with lymphoblastic lymphoma when she was 14 and delilah was 17, and everything kinda fell apart from there

for the first time delilah didn’t have her mom watching her every move -- to worried about her youngest daughter -- so delilah got a lil reckless

between competitions she would go out and party like the teenager she was, and one night she and the guy she’d been sorta seeing decided to take things to the next level

unfortunately for delilah, the condom broke

she was disqualified from the miss teen usa pageant for being pregnant and the spotlight was back on her

delilah went into labor six weeks early and her son wasn’t supposed to live through the night because he was so premature

thankfully he lived on, and now he’s almost three years old :’)

his name is kobe, and he was named such because -- even tho delilah’s been a vegetarian for most of her life -- during her pregnancy she craved nothing but meat

( not that kinda meat u nasties )

after she managed to graduate high school, delilah went to culinary school -- which had been her dream and why she kept doing pageants

after she finished she moved to los angeles and opened her own bakery, and elijah moved down for college and helped her run the shop/take care of kobe

one day about six months ago a casting director came into the shop and liked delilah’s look so they asked her to audition for a new show they were casting

delilah actually laughed in their face bc she thought it was a joke

but she went to the audition anyway and now she’s on a tv show ???? which is ???????????? RIDICULOUS

she’s still baking in her free time but elijah does the running of the shop

kobe comes on set w delilah a lot of the time or she’ll leave him with a friend who’s not busy bc kobe is a curious lil bloke and will go off exploring if left to his own devices

but he’s v charming and everyone loves him

( she’ll give u free cupcakes or whatever ur baked good of choice is if u babysit xo )

anyway delilah lives up to her spitfire label and talks back more than she should

her biggest wish when she was younger was freedom it’s all she ever wanted

when she first found out she was pregnant she saw it as a death sentence bc it was the end of her freedom for good

she feels terrible about it now bc kobe is the best thing to ever happen to her but it’s all she could think about when she first found out

she can’t imagine her life without her son and she doesn’t rly date bc nobody wants to date a single mom but like................does she really wanna let someone else into her life when they’re just gonna leave ???? nope

anyway i’ve rambled on long enough thanks for reading y’all xo

[sashaxmatei]

the paparazzi have spotted ALEXANDRU 'SASHA' MATEI, the THIRTY-FIVE year old ACTOR who’s currently working as SETH KOPACZ on PALOMA GENERAL. the tabloids have called them CHARMING and MAGNETIC, but also BLUNT and RECKLESS. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the TALISMAN.

you’re only allowed to try and call him by his full name if you’ve given birth to him or he’s been married to you (i don’t make the rules)

((by that i mean it’s only his mother and @sloaneketterling who can do that bc surprise surprise she’s his ex wife))

but he has the reason that most people butcher the pronunciation because it’s not the same as Alexander and it’s not the same as Alexandrew so pls just call him Sasha

Alex is slightly more tolerated but still

I totally did steal his name off Sasha Belov bc I love one man still

OK

so Sasha’s been acting for a good long while (he says), since the tender age of an awkward 15 year old kiddo with too much sass for his own good and an easiness on cameras that didn’t go unnoticed

(of course, when he was younger, the faultier parts of his behavior were brushed off as him being ‘just a boy’ so nobody ever really did a good job at calming that down heh)

he was 21 when he met one Sloane Ketterling during the filming of the movie ‘The Gap Year’, and he was then 22 when they got married. by the age of 27, the divorce had been finalized -- both of their careers suffering a bit of a hit with the publicity that followed (in a completely unagreed upon move, both of them plus their respective pr teams refused to comment on any part of the marriage and subsequent divorce. it was their decision to keep their private life private and, whenever the subject was so much as hinted towards, it’d be more than enough for Sasha to end the interview or whatever happened to have lead into it)

not that he was ever truly out of work -- one of his most celebrated films had the man playing a war hero, his battle through it all and the resulting emotional scars from the events leading him to an accolade of awards and nominations

it didn’t particularly cross his mind that he’d run back into his ex wife when he walked into the audition for Paloma General, his knowledge of the role itself being minimal outside of it being one of the leads. and, alright, cross paths they’ve had, always keeping a civil and slightly cordial camaraderie to keep vultures from dragging everything back up to the surface

this got long so i’m adding another gif

he’s enjoying the role, the personality of Dr. Seth Kopacz one that he feels comfortable with, and the steadiness of the regular appearances. his last serious tv roles had been in his early to mid twenties, but his schedule is open enough to slot in any worthy movies if he’s to come across them

OK. SO. IDK. GIMME FRIENDS. LOOK AT THAT FACE. YOU KNOW HE’S A TROUBLEMAKER. GIVE US TROUBLE. PLS? LOVE Y’ALL BYe

[xomoralisa]

the paparazzi have spotted LISA MORALES, the TWENTY-TWO year old ACTOR who’s currently working as LAUREN WILLIS on LESLIEAN. the tabloids have called them EXTROVERTED and SPONTANEOUS, but also UNPREDICTABLE and FLIGHTY. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the HOYDEN.

you’re not seeing double... or triple if you’re in front of a tv... this here is Lisa Morales, twin sister to @elicnvs (& a third sister known as Rocky, guitar player in a band) ...

Lisa has been in Zenith for nearly 4 years now, ever since she landed the role of Lauren Willis. Not to say that she landed it by it falling on her lap, but after going through extensive auditions was she able to claim the role as hers.

She was always very very very lucky to count with her family’s support throughout it all -- their parents are probably the coolest there can be, seeing how Rocky plays guitar, Ellie a v trained ballerina/dancer & Lisa herself known as an actress -- and the knowledge that any of them are just a phone call away is the best thing ever for her

That, and being able to just walk across the lot and seeing her sister’s face, too, bc she’s big as heck on family and Queens is just ... a little bit too far away

Voted (by her own fam) as the one most likely to get her triplets in trouble ((although Rocky was a near second??)) she’s in the self imposed mission to have FuN with capital F and Ns for no particular reason, and get Ellie out of her shell just a teensy bit

also not a huge fan of skirts or dresses at all but she’ll wear them if she has to tho they’re not PRACTICAL sometimes she just gotta

a perfect night in for Lisa involves videogames and popcorn or movies and popcorn tho she tends to regret the popcorn the morning after when she’s hitting up the gym ((shrug emoji))

feel free to shoot me with coworkers, crew and cast alike, and anything and everything under the sun !! party buddies, frenemies, people who are usually going for the same roles as her, people who mistake her for her sisters, anything at all

[ellisxreagan]

the paparazzi have spotted REAGAN ELLIS, the TWENTY-FOUR year old CREW MEMBER who’s currently working as COSTUME DESIGNER on SUBURBIA. the tabloids have called them FOCUSED and COMPOSED, but also AMBITIOUS and PROUD. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the SIREN.

Yo, did I really need to bring three new characters as soon as I got back from my trip? Yes, yes I did.

Reagan was originally meant to be twenty five bc I have a thing against making too many characters the same age also Adelaide is nearing 28 but alaS (if I made Dylan 24, why not)

see, Ellis is her mother’s maiden name, which she’s chosen to go by in the artistic world for the simple reason that she’d rather become well known as her own person rather than advance simply because people are thirsty over her brother her brother also better known as one @ncvxks so, y’know, Reagan Ellis has a nice ring to it, anyway

IF she has to have one talent, that’s probably related to looks -- she finds it really easy to mix and match and compliment one’s personality, highlighting assets and whatnot with what could pass for ‘just’ clothing

def not above using her own looks to get what she wants (i’m not saying she would lure sailors towards rocks but it’s pretty up there) it’s kind of a good thing her main focus is building up her career i guess ??

Reagan can put up a very calm and collected front but just... if you cross her or call her out in public ?? ooh boy (?) also another surefire way of getting her riled up would be by demeaning her or anything she could be passionate about (besides costume design) ((or her brother - she loves that goofy goober who keeps losing his beanies))

also i don’t know how to make intros even remotely interesting !!

but pls give me connections i still need to write two more intros this is why i don’t... do them i can’t

[davidsxns]

another one ???? already ????? sry i’m just a slut for wanted connections

( benedetta gargari / cisfemale / she/her ) the paparazzi have spotted BROOKE DAVIDSON, the TWENTY-TWO year old CREW MEMBER who’s currently working as LOCATION SCOUT on SUBURBIA. the tabloids have called them CANDID and EFFERVESCENT, but also FRIVOLOUS and ERRATIC. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the RUNAWAY.

so first off big shout out to debbie for finding this beautiful fc bc i was Struggling to find a replacement since her og fc is already in the rp

brooke grew up in a small town on the east coast

her family was basically picture perfect

her parents were happily married and well known in their town since they had grown up there

her older brother was the golden boy and a three sport athlete with a 4.0 gpa and a full ride to any school he wanted

her older sister was in every club ( and president of most ) and also a cheerleader and star of the plays/musicals

and then brooke was just..................there

she always felt trapped in her town, held back by the standards set by her perfect parents and siblings

like you know how when u have older siblings and all the teachers are like ‘oh you’re so and so’s sibling!’ yeah that was her entire life

she wasn’t good at sports and she didn’t like participating in after school activities

the only thing that kept her sane was her best friend

he was a couple years older and was attending university nearby -- a university brooke found herself accepted to when it was her time to start planning for that

brooke wasn’t even sure if she wanted to go to college but it was just what was expected of her, especially with both of her siblings doing their ivy league thing

brooke’s primary goal had always been to get as far away from her small town as possible, though

so like.................why would she go to a nearby university ????

her best friend wasn’t enough to keep her nearby so when the time came to start college she dipped without saying goodbye and went to a school on the opposite side of the country lmao

once out of her small town she tried to find a new personality for herself

she became a sort of manic pixie dream girl, eager to please everyone and losing herself in the process

one fateful night while hooking up with her flavor of the month @ajcxhqs, the condom broke and brooke found herself pregnant

she was in no way ready to be a mom

she was eighteen !!! she had so much she wanted to do still and she could just see everything she ever wanted slipping away in front of her eyes

once her pregnancy was coming to an end, she made the choice to sign over her legal rights to her daughter and either leave her with her father or give her up for adoption

she couldn’t give her daughter the life she deserved and she knew what she was doing was for the best

once the beautiful little girl was born, seeing her tiny little face just solidified her decision

stella deserved the world and that was something brooke would never be able to give her

she dropped out of school and started traveling, sleeping in youth hostels and on random strangers’ couches

she found a love for photography along the way, and would occasionally send postcards to ajax and her childhood best friend just so they would know she was okay

after she was completely out of money, she returned to the states and sent her portfolio to a few studios, looking for work as a location scout

it was a great career move for her, since she never had to stay in one place for too long

when zenith came calling, she was reluctant to take their offer since she knew that was where ajax worked

but it was for a different show, and since it was a big lot and she wouldn’t even be there that much like...................what were the odds that she’d actually run into the father of her child ??? ( or her child, for that matter )

ahhh so that’s her backstory !!!! ( i have a lot of feelings for this character since she’s about as old as liam is adlskjf )

some wanted connections ????

a roommate she sees every once in a while since she only spends maybe a couple days a month actually sleeping in their apartment lmao

uhhhh someone wanna be that best friend she left behind ??? bc that’d be Dope

she’s careful about her hook-ups since the last one ended in a child but she’s probably down for something casual ??? ( more so with someone she can’t end up accidentally reproducing with )

the One Person who -- if they asked -- she’d probably end up staying in town for ( mostly chemistry based tbh but if u interested we can talk ??? )

friends are always good

flirtationships are also always good

idk i gotta get ready for work soon

thanks for reading let’s plot bye !!!

[xcnderhqs]

YOU ARE MY DAD (YOU’RE MY DAD) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

( brandon larracuente / cis!male / he & him ) the paparazzi have spotted XANDER QUINONES, the 23 year old CREW MEMBER who’s currently working as a CINEMATOGRAPHER on SUBURBIA. the tabloids have called them HUMBLE and METICULOUS, but also ERRATIC and PRESUMPTUOUS. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the BUSY BEE.

okay sooooo.......

THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

jk jk jk okay okay so xander was born and raised in the bronx

he was living right in between van cortlandt and dyckman which, if you don’t know, is kind of like living between beverly hills and chicago

he went to high school at laguardia, which is basically like the hollywood arts of queens, and he would take the bus and the train every morning to go there because he loved loved loved the arts

he initially thought he was going to be an actor, but he realized that acting was like super stressful for him and you’ll see why

he was really into photography as a kid. his father gave him his old polaroid camera as a birthday present when he was about 8 and he was literally obsessed with it

he saved every single picture he took of his friends at school and his family and the events they went to his room looked like a crime scene map because of all the pictures hung up with string

between doing school work and taking photographs and memorizing monologues, xander also helped his mother and aunt with their family restaurant when he could. a lot of girls from the school in his district would go there just to see him and he was just like

clueless

his abuela called him lil machismo bc girls were straight up hung up on him and he just.... he didn’t realize???

he honestly gets so engulfed in what he’s doing. if he’s learning lines, he wont speak to anyone around him unless it’s to recite them. taking pictures has to be a controlled space because one fucking distraction can fuck him up

like at some points him mom would have to barge in his room and stuff food in his mouth bc he was just so absorbed in his work and what he was focusing on like he’s lucky he didn’t get SLAPPED for not eating his abuela’s food.

anyway he graduates laguardia and decides he wants to go to nyu, and he does it

he got a boat load of scholarships with his 4.0 gpa and literal glowing recommendation from the film teacher

he went to college for theater and the film professor at nyu was like ‘boi...............................................’

and like, deep down, xander was kind of ‘boi’-ing himself too bc he was obviously so in love with photos and shit but film was a whole other level of work and he knew he might have d i e d

he ended up taking a film integration class and showed his professor the polaroids he edited of his parents dancing at clubs (the ones he got when is father gave him the camera) and the professor was like ‘bitch’

xander ended up switching his major sophomore year and he was like ‘cool cool i love this’

but at the same time he was also like surviving on gallons of water and nature valley bars (if convenient for his schedule)

by the end of sophomore year, he was chosen for an internship at, you guessed it, zenith studios.

he initially worked on the set of lesliean and he was so so so BORED

like he wanted to take the cinematographer by the shoulders and ask him what the actual fuck he was doing but he knew that was rude.

by the end of the internship, xander vows that he was gonna go back to zenith one day and slap some sense into the camera men, but he needed more experience under his belt.

in 2016, xander graduates nyu with cum laude, vice president of fiji, and a bachelors in film production.

he immediately moves to la after he graduates because if there’s one thing xander does, he keeps a promise

he obviously did not slap every crew members on lesliean but he did send in a portfolio to suburbia, which was looking for a new cinematographer after their token member had retired

weirdly enough, a lot of the crew members from lesliean remembered him and gave the crew of suburbia a recommendation for him (which makes it better that he didn’t go and fight them)

literally every day after he got hired his mom would call and ask if he had gotten mugged yet and xander’s just like ??????????? do you know where we lived???????

and that’s really xander’s story tbh

he’s just very focused, like too focused, and he’s like half frat boy have albert einstein of film and he doesn’t know how to balance those two out on his own yet

but he should bc he is a grown man and shouldnt be living off of ramen at his salary????

now onto headcanons:

he has to schedule his family phone calls because he knows they’re going to take 45 minutes minimum and he wont hang up the phone

he’s still pretty ripped for someone that doesn’t eat because he lived on a formaula of gym, tan, laundry in nyu

he’s still very much clueless around girls because he just??? he has no social graces whatsoever

he sucked someone’s dick once but it was only to see if he liked it

he feels bad for women because they have to put that shit in their mouth, but all in all it was a 3 out of 5

when he was in fiji he would always walk girls back to their dorm at night because it was an excuse to take photos during the night without looking kind of creepy and girls always ate it up

sometimes he’ll switch off from spanish to english without knowing because he was taught spanish from the day he was born to like 6, and then the school system fucked up his mojo

anyway!!!!!!! LOVE mY KID

[homervnned]

my intros are just...... going way downhill?? so at this point i’m just gonna embrace it !

( dylan sprayberry / cismale / he/him ) the paparazzi have spotted AVERY DE RUEIL, the TWENTY ONE year old ACTOR who’s currently working as BENNETT on BARRE NONE. the tabloids have called them IRENIC and CLEMENT, but also DUCTILE and DISTRAIT. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the HISTORY BUFF.

very french! grew up in paris -- his mother and father were this epic photographer/model headliner duo who took the hearts of the french people and kept them for a very long time. until pierre ( his father ) was revealed to be dating five other women in the same city after being followed by nosy paparazzi. the kicker?? all six photos ( one with his wife, other with his ~side babez~ ) were taken within the same 4 hour window. so... all of a sudden, france’s most well-loved celebrity photographer became absolutely reviled. the people sided with his wife, margot -- and though the two of them maintained their marriage for the sake of their children, the de rueil family received lots of backlash. angry letters, farcical packages containing used panties addressed to pierre, death threats.

over the course of avery’s sixth and seventh years, the family encountered several near-disasters that were clearly orchestrated by outside, angry forces. a lot of people wanted pierre dead, so they tried to make it happen. the result? a snake stowed away in avery’s bag on public transit, attempted poisoning at the victoria’s secret fashion show. a “chance” gas leak in their paris loft. 

( tw: mentions of fire, violence ) ��pierre was away on a photoshoot in sweden and margot was at fashion week in nyc when their villa in south france went up in flames. which would have been fine, if the place had been empty. avery was there with his older sister -- the two of them survived, but not without the event leaving a lasting impression. to this day, avery flinches at the sight of flame -- his hand will come to protectively rest on his left forearm, where the burns from the villa fire left some scarring.

throughout his childhood, avery had always been heavily invested in history. by the age of 3, he knew all of the world capitals and by the age of 4, he could recite most of the european border changes from the middle ages up until modern day. his aptitude for history compelled his mother to enroll him in an expensive, elite private school. but there, with a slew of distractions, his grades kind of deflated. despite his father’s protests, margot enrolled avery in ballet -- she used the songs and their publication dates as earmarks for historical events. suddenly, avery was getting a’s ( even if it did involve half-blocking through the routines in his seat ). 

he specializes in TAP & CONTEMPORARY.  throughout high school, he was heavily involved in musical productions: anything goes, footloose, etc.

he was in the dance ensemble london’s west end production of newsies and then went on to lead the touring cast as jack kelly.

other performance credits include: moonface martin in anything goes, ensemble in carousel, and moritz in spring awakening.

i have a headcanon that he made his film debut in the latest installment of the step up film series.

so in terms of dealing with interviews, people always mispronounce his name. so he’ll politely correct them in his lil accent. but second attempts usually sound the same as the first? but for the sake of being polite, avery will smile softly and nod like, “yes, yes, very good.”

catch him daydreaming about cute boys when he should be, like... learning choreo. oops.

he much prefers speaking french. lowkey thinks english is one of the ugliest languages ever?? but he’ll suck it up because he likes being employed.

oh, did you think he was flirting across the bar?? no... he just... wanted to let you know that for some reason your cool necklace reminds him of elizabeth ii. 

he always smells like fresh cinnamon rolls tbh?

he will bend over backwards to please others. we can def do some fun angsty plots with that.

he like, is very new to being 21?? so get him drunk and listen to him sing to you in french tbh

assumes the best in people even though his father ( and the people who were trying to attack their family ) is literally the worst human in the public’s eye? so like... good for him that he’s in america rn where they don’t necessarily make the father-son connection.

i imagine he has roommates even though he can absolutely afford his own place. mainly because, y’know, when things go bump in the night he kinda doesn’t want to die alone.

play with his hair...... it’s his weakness

really adores choreographing his own tap sequences. i imagine he posts them to youtube/instagram sometimes. so hey, barre none peeps: he’d love to choreograph a sequence w/ u!!

limbo champion tbh

LOVES STRAWBERRIES. SO MUCH. WILL EAT A BILLION. and maybe offer you one, only to realize he’s already eaten them all.

fun fact: his fave animal is a baby tiger

funner fact: still has yet to get his wisdom teeth out bc like........ they haven’t been a problem. also his mother told him once that if he did it before his body was ready, his intelligence would be cut in half.

vegan! but tried in ‘n out once to get the ~ american experience ~

he definitely does yoga and soul cycle, unironically, and has made many hollywood mom friends

a good listener, i swear, but he’ll take a second to answer bc he was just imagining what life would be like if baguettes could speak

calls dear friends by french pet names. if he calls you mon petit chouchou, you have made it. you’re married. ( that means my little cabbage )

v starry-eyed?? falls for cute baristas on the daily, then completely forgets what he ordered and takes the wrong drink?

blushy

smiley

you can tell he’s flirting because he’ll start throwing out really obscure history facts like, “ eh... did you know napoleon was once, how do u say... attacked by rabbits? ”

love him pls he probably loves u

i would really love some CUTE & ANGSTY shit for this lil macaron??? so hmu, fam